Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

How do you respond?

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Me too

Y-you too

I pickpocket a frag grenade into his inventory

Thanks!

I blow his head off with a caravan shotgun for spouting his nihilistic hyperbole bullshit comment.

Service Rifle

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I played Fallout New Vegas on the 360 when it released. I paid $60 for this shit and I hated it. I had so many bricked quests like the Mick and Ralphs golden pip boy and that train quest where you have to find the legion mole.

The game is too easy and after you hit level 10, you're an unkillable god. Even the BoS are an absolute pushover since their stats are so shit.

I wouldn't say a single word to him. I'd listen to what he had to say, and that's what no one did.

NOOO IT'S REALISTIC (therefore right wing and drumpf adjacent)
ALL FALLOUT GUNS SHOULD BE LIKE PIC REL SO I CAN SOIFACE

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Based Schoolshooter aficionado post.

no one says that thoughbeit

YEEAAAH WHO WON THE LOTTERY??! I DID

aaaaaaand the dishonesty begins

bye

SMELL THAT AIR

what did he mean by this

fuck him
t. cass

Actually, nuclear winter isn't real and causes by typo in simulation

I had so many bricked quests like the Mick and Ralphs golden pip boy and that train quest where you have to find the legion mole.

i 99%'d the game back in 2018 and i didn't run into a single bug. but i also never try sequence breaking and shit like that. the game only crashed once for me in my 150hrs playtime of this game
but for some reason the pimp boy 3000 disappeared and i didn't get a option to get it again from mick and/or ralph

The game is too easy and after you hit level 10, you're an unkillable god. Even the BoS are an absolute pushover since their stats are so shit.

that's all 3d fallouts desu. they're piss easy in general. you can literally beat fallout 3 using only the repellent stick or chinese pistol

I need to get going.

another day another dollar eh friend

I played it on ps3 version which was apparently the worst. only bugs
I ever got was when the game would freeze, but I'm not retarded and saved often so it wasn't much of an issue

I think he was just saying it was hot out...

with your original post, sure.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a...

hup.. BUUUURHGURHGUHOAINM;OJNGGG

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I chop him apart with my Liberator machete and eat him. TND.

question
how come there exists people in the wasteland who knows how to chisel into stone perfect looking letters?

anon, i

Do you think the knowledge of the alphabet disappeared in fallout?

i'm not talking about knowing your ABC's
i meant the fact there are professional Stone engravers within the NCR

this guys going on like carving shit into stone hasn't been done since we were cavemen

anyone can do a hackjob and make ass tier engravings
i'm talking about REAL PROFESSIONAL, HAVE PUT IN THOUSANDS OF HOURS INTO SAID PROFESSION stone engravers
it's not like you can engrave shit into stone and also make it look flawless lol

You bang a chisel into a rock anon. You could do it right this moment if you wanted to. Some practice and you could make a fancy stone monument as well

cope

i got that mod that nuclear strikes them when they say that line

see

being this mentally ill sounds fun, how do you do it anon?

there are still professionals in the world of fallout, even education to an extent

yeah i know. i'm just memeing

What is the NCR ? Is it the actual government/ military tying to restore order in the country ? Or they a bunch of tribals role-playing ? Reason being they came from a vault which I find that strange

what would a nuclear winter even be like, just fucking cold beyond limits? wouldn't the majority of the snow be irradiated?

Shady Sands by that point is pretty much a modern city again. So i guess they have the tech to carve stone like we do today

This Machine

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basically they're the first government that spawned from the ashes of the nuked world. them and the legion
iirc shady sands is their capital, which is also the first place you found in fallout 1 after leaving the caves where your vault is. the village was founded from vault people. the vault shady sands inhabitants came from also spawned the jackals raider gang and the great khans and iirc the vipers

I uninstall and play Fallout 4 instead.

Anon Fallout is about people retreading their bullshit politics and fuckups not about people returning to being goddamn amoebas.

ps3 version which was apparently the worst

Weren't the crashes happening because of some memory issue? Like the game was trying to place everything you had ever seen in every crate/chest/dresser/box etc etc you had ever looked in all at the same time or something. I vaguely recall the fix for that being to not ever place things back in a container lol.

I was shocked when I found out that it's common practice to shoot this guy on sight. this never ever even crossed my head. why are americans like this?

People like you are why Todd opts to just nuke everything

Better then survival rife

i shot him afterwards

still, takes one helluva developed society to afford being able to house people working as stone engravers. or people that designs and builds statues like the two ones that shakes hands outside of the ncr post where you can find cass

Mojave gets cold in the winter you stupid moron.

Shady Sands

Doesn't exist anymore in the new vegas timeline. They got nuked by a vault dweller lol.

yeah same here dude

amoe ga whata bungu

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OH NO! GOBBEDLY GOOKERS!! KILL KILL KILL

Nobody tell him about the architecture and statues in Fallout 2

No everything in New Vegas makes sense and is good but if it was in a Bethesda game then yes you would have a point.

same dude you responded to
also don't forget the cathedral in fo1

bait? everyone kills him

so, erm.... where does the NCR get their material from that they use to print their own currency on?

Alright alright you got me... They use robots... They engrave the words with laser...

From a convoluted headcanon that I devised to make up for the seeming shortcomings of this game which don't actually exist because it is perfect.

People complain about realistic guns in Fallout when 1 & 2 had plenty of them

People complain about sluts in TES when Arena and Daggerfall were full of them

Curious coincidence

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This just happens a lot faster on PS3 because it only has 256mb of RAM. The game's RAM requirement also increases the more you play as the changes to the world have to be tracked.

Trees?

oh yeah, that's stupid show is canon

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based

Press V

"NCR Trooper:Head"

"NCR Trooper:Head"

"NCR Trooper:Head"

People complain about sluts in TES

what? which TES has "sluts" in them? oblivion and skyrim (from what i recall) sure af didn't

they are sluts in the new games now?

Good thing it isn't canon then

can afford to repair hoover dam

can't plaster the walls in their fuckin embassy

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If you take fallout serious that is retarded. Fallout always makes no sense. In 3 there's a guy outside megaton wants water but there's a fucking bar in the town

Later

In 3 there's a guy outside megaton wants water but there's a fucking bar in the town

maybe he doesn't have caps to pay for the water

Both complains mostly come from mods, as people sperg out when someone adds a Desert Eagle or a suit with bare legs respectively, when those elements were part of the original games.
Daggerfall had actual prostitutes, and Morrowind at least had that one dance club. Haven't played Arena, but I've seen screenshots and the very box art features a barbarian slut.

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Vault 4 is some coomer fetish fanfic. What the fuck was the point of that experiment when the FEV exists?

Behold, 3 int poster.

Desert Eagles don't fit into the wacky cartoony fallout of 4 onwards

ignore him and go back to melting fireants with MFC gernades

canonically dies from getting stung in the ass by giant scorps if you don't bother blasting him after the conversation

Game was rigged from the start.

right right, i missed the part where you mentioned daggerfall and arena. my b

PS3 only has 256mb

What the fuck was snoy thinking

he's a homeless bum. he doesn'y have enough money to pay for drinks
but in reality, he's there for you to spam purified water at him so you can farm good karma

In 3

No such thing.

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Yeah, well, that's the issue now. Fallout 4 and 76 took things way too far with the absolute retardation that were most of its weapons. That Assault Rifle is a travesty, and I don't know shit about guns.

"you should try living in england as a white man in 2024 and then tell me wandering around in a mutant infested desert is even a problem mate swear on me mum"

and when they ask how I even got there I just say time travel and refuse to elaborate, then shoot them with my machine grenade launcher.

True dat!

dance club

I keep forgetting that detail from Morrowind

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fallout 4 assault rifle

Yeah that shit was stupid. At least in 76 you can use something that looks semi-normal(like the combat rifle or handmade) and apply legendary perks to it. The crafting in that game was probably the one thing they got right.

Can someone explain to me the meaning of that chick? I don't understand why she often gets brought up in the matter of niggers.

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The problem with 76 is the art style of everything else is the same so stuff like the AK looks like it was modded in and not part of the world.

She taught people who thought the epitome of flavor was seasoned salt that you could cook flavorsome meals with fresh herbs and vegetables.
And she looked very patronizing doing so, which broke their minds and caused much laughter.

just fucking cold beyond limits?

Winter temperatures in the summer and sub zero in the winter, and it would drop very quickly and stay that way for years, with soot covering up the sky very high up in the atmosphere.

irradiated snow

Very little rain or snow at all until the soot begins to fall, then you get acid rain. It wouldn't be a winter wonderland, it would look more like the Matrix.

I have never completed a legion playthrough because making myself an enemy of the NCR means I have no one to trade with.

Tranny coded thread.

you only need the gun runners desu

My former lesbian lobotomite wife.

I'm guessing those "people" were niggers, right? I thought niggers just ate dirt and similar shit.
t. spaniard

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

I agree. Nothing to be done about it i guess, other than hope that the next fagout game doesn't have that stupid style.

yfw the toddster will be nearly 70 when that game is released

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Your brother was a bitch and so are you

sorry boys, she doesn’t swing that way

It's just the usual brownoids/trannoids who hate people having fun, but they cant outright say "stop having fun" so they try with tricks and psyops. The usual stuff being

see this thing you like? this person you dont like likes it!

They're ALL over the catalog these days. Only very specific vidya threads are able to filter them (since they dont play games)

wall plaster is ancient pre-war secret tech nobody has been able to re-invent it yet

she will after i hold her hands and than pin her gently into the bed. missionary only

Sick fuck, take that edgy bullshit back to Anon Babble

Anon who, or what, are you responding to exactly?

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Pretty much, yeah. The american ones got very uppity about 'whypipo not seesonin dey food' but it was revealed that their entire idea of seasoning was just Lawry's Seasoned Salt, and none of the fuckers even knew what an onion, fennel, or a bay leaf even looked like.

Personally I don't see anything wrong with revealing outfits. I'd even go as far as to consider it one of the cornerstones of classic western fantasy. I can maybe sorta get when people say "just go watch porn" when installing Loverslab shit, but I will never understand it for when you just install more revealing outfits.

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Hi! Welcome to your first fallout thread! Make yourself comfortable, newfriend

That is the most basic "oh no I did something fucking retarded better make it look like they are the retarded one." response. Just take your meds and calm down.

cope

God I fucking love classic fantasy

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why do you need to mod in a .50 cal sniper rifle when the anti material rifle exists?

no good ncr armor overhaul

it's fucking over.

[ATTACK] True to Caesar

Godo thinks he is not a barbarian

Go eat bull meat or something Fracisco Diego de Soria Maria de los Remedios del Santo Corazon de Cristo Señor

Why does the game have more than one set of armor?

Pretty sure the AMR doesn't spawn in Capital when playing with TTW. Also, why not more guns?

i was insinuating that the .50 cal sniper rifle from real is the same as the anti material rifle

Mutt thinks he's white

Eat your estrogen laced burgers, Kyle.

Weird how this doesn't look horribly out of place yet whenever I see screenshots of peoples' modded characters from FO4 it always looks ridiculous.

She made a video on zoomer social media informing people that there's no need to add granulated garlic/onion/etc powder AND real garlic/onion/etc. to season meals because they are the exact same shit and zoomer nignogs freaked the fuck out calling her racist.

FEV is fucking ass bro
You've had 3 games telling you this

remind me what vault 4 was about. why is it a coomer fetish vault?

If that's true, then I'm glad we got the wrong idea.

Something about piranhas in a vagenaia and stuff

oh right. giving birth to flesh eating fishes or whatever
i didn't really register it as some fetish thing. just fallout vault experimentation shit
what really should be considered fetish thing is the vault that has 999 women and 1 dude lol

that's too big and doesn't have animation. pass

I bet you've never heard those words we l in the bedroom before L0L

people are jealous that a chud survived

I mean, they can just make some robot do it, it's a sci-fi setting after all.

"Awowed is going to flop and sink your shithole company with it."

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

anti material

It shoots anti matter?

materiel

anti material

I always shoot the monument before leaving to make him follow me the whole game

you could've read the very first words lmao

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officially materiel

What is the NCR ?

A society of customers.

just fucking stop you grognard

It's the scale, Fallout 4's modular armor doesn't quite fit the character model and looks silly.

How do you respond?

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

I'm not doing anything.

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who are you calling a bozar?

tranny game
tranny thread

The first time I played NV I was coming up to Nipton and saw him gesticulating wildly at me so I assumed it was a hostile, avoided him and found a back way in, cleared the big mansion, talked to Vulpes, then finally went to the front gate to see what terror awaited me. In the end I thought he was a reasonable fella and let him go on his way.

moor rapebaby calling anyone else a mutt

kek

when 1 & 2 had plenty of them

I wouldn't say plenty, at least FO1.

non-canon*

excessive detail on a woman birthing tadpoles and the tadpoles eating her for no reason. also excessive focus on the half human frogfuckers and the vault 4 overseer calling out that one of those fucks was his uncle. THOSE WOMEN WERE FUCKING BEASTS ANON!

excessive detail on a woman birthing tadpoles and the tadpoles eating her for no reason

i don't remember it being excessively detailed. just that it was shown and it happened, nothing more than that

the vault 4 overseer calling out that one of those fucks was his uncle

that was clearly intended as a joke dude

THOSE WOMEN WERE FUCKING BEASTS ANON!

what are you talking about?

they had a whole batch of pregnant women frozen in ice. you know what? the fetish isn't the frogs, its the belly. god damnit it wasn't the vault being fetishy it was the writer barely disguising his fetish!

right right, i didn't remember that part
still doesn't strike me as some writers barely disguised fetish
just another vault experiment to my eyes and ears

yeah the vault wasn't, really. that vault had other experiments going on besides the shit about hybridizing humans with rad resistant species.

this guy thinking carving stone is somehow a lost and sacred art

when New Vegas NCR is so advanced they're rebuilding railways, repaired a 300 year old hydroelectric dam and one of your companions is capable of performing brain surgery

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yes? a society has to be super stable to allow such crafts to thrive and exist to begin with. everyone's gonna need engineers and builders in the apocalypse, but who the hell needs a stone engraver/carver?

don't forgot that they can equip an entire army of conscripts with m16s and standard gear that gets the job done in the wasteland. wish we had seen some vets with pic related combat armor

a society has to be super stable to allow such crafts to thrive and exist to begin with, everyone's gonna need hunters and gatherers in the pre-civilization, but who the hell needs a guy painting pigs on a cave wall?

Art existed before everything you consider technology or civilisation. The harshness of day to day existence has never dimished the artistic spirit.

And to answer your asinine question: people larping as a continuation of the United States government want ridiculous monuments carved from stone because it's the sort of thing that proves they're Pre-War tier serious about this whole "rebuild America" thing.

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I want to motorboat those feet

Art existed before everything you consider technology or civilisation. The harshness of day to day existence has never dimished the artistic spirit.

painting stick figures in caves sure
it took a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery long time until professionally looking stone sculptures got made
who in the wastelands picks up a profession like that?

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why not its stomach? that's a lot comfier place to motorboat

I was really enjoying this playing Tale of two wastelands, but the scaling got fucked up on it around level 30 or so especially when I started playing the capital wasteland stuff and then I just quit.

you couldn't foresee that you'd be ridiculously overgeared for the capital wasteland and being level 30 on top of it?
fo3 is so piss easy that you can literally beat the game with the repellent stick, without leveling anything into melee combat lol

I go fuck my former lesbian BOS gf.

He should have kept his mouth shut

Wait? People randomly kill this guy? Why?

You've obviously never played it. The Super Mutants are tanking like 5/6 Anti Material rifle rounds. it's not fun at all.

my best friend had so many issues mentally that he genuinenly had a seething hatred for oliver swanick because oliver won at something while he himself hated his lot in life and wished to win just SOMETHING

This thread revealed to me that you people play like complete psychopaths. Why?

wait, does fo3 have level scaling outside of the mod? i don't remember ever thinking shit was tanky, even at max level outside of like super mutant behemoths

always wanted to try this mod

Actual self made government after the bombs dropped.

Before the tv show they were running into the same problems the old governments had but they don't have to worry.

Because Todd had one city nuked and somehow that destroyed a whole government.

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cat got your tongue?

wish we had seen some vets with pic related combat armor

???

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The latest version of TTW brings back fallout 3 style level scaling, damage threshold and economy, you're better off playing one of the earlier versions since there will be albino radscorpions and ghoul reavers everywhere that can tank mini nukes and anti-materiel rifle shots to the head and frag grenades cost 1000 caps each. also they made the honest hearts gold bars really cheap.

huh, i don't remember having any issues even at level 30 back when i pirated fo3 for PC. i guess i just killed shit like just another tuesday

Random dude who just escaped prison tells you he won the lottery

think that he has a shit ton of money now

kill him to see

nothing

Anon, retards just repeat their first playthrough without thinking too much about it to the point that they don't know or remember anymore why they shot the escaped criminal who won the lottery
Also since the first quest is to defend that town from the same group of dudes as that one, it's "justifiable" to just shoot the dude apparently, more so if he may be carrying many caps. The game is set in vegas, remember, winning the lottery may be seen as a first player as actually winning a money lottery.

How do you respond?

Ave. true to Caesar.

It's a DLC thing specifically, broken steel introduces NPCs with ridiculous HP after level 20 or so

right, i played all dlc's except for that one i think. don't think i finished the main quest

Now it's just underage redditors larp like they people like complete psychopaths. Just le funny-edgy shitposts for the sake of it you know

I knew what kind of lottery it was and still killed him just to get the ticket. Logic was what if there's another lottery and I can use this ticket for it. Also killed the guy who tells you about the bottle caps every time.

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAO YOU GOT BTFO'D

Me too, I don't get it, why kill him? He was funny. It's not like the annoying fan that tries to follow you.
Besides, he runs into a group of radscorpions anyway. I've tried to save him but it's hard, I can't remember if I ever succeeded.

all this trying to cause a stink over Oliver Swanick

If ever there was a sign this place was going to the dogs

Turn 360 and throw a grenade.

This question gave me the thought of the courier meeting the Think Thank and cutting off their intro by asking how they got all their door frames done, thank you anon.

you're welcome! only big brained thoughts and posts allowed here!