If pokemon were real, what kind of team would you try to assemble?
If pokemon were real, what kind of team would you try to assemble?
Pokemon
Boring. If Pals were real I would assemble a team with them however.
the only pal worth anything is dazzi
5 object mons and a froslass
Sex with all Pokémon
That is all
I think bug types are cute and cool so having a wurmple and scizor would be a nice start
I'd probably set it up like I usually do with my personal favorites then whatever regional mons to fill out the other slots. So it'd look like:
Beedrill (mega)
Trevenant
Arcanine
Tentacruel
Weavile
Blissey
I usually end up liking more of the region specifics once I figure out a workable build for them.
I'd probably have a wake-up call like "oh shit, I actually have to buy food for them" and then immediately discount anything physically larger than myself.
as many fox pokemon as i can get my hands on.
then an alcremie to help fatten them up
Just go to your local patch of long grass, they can eat whatever jumps out at you
for me, it's mawile
probably a couple little goobers like emolga and salandit. training and taking care of full size mons seems unlikely.
rent free
Literal ten year olds manage to do it. You'll be fine.
my favorites, of course.
cincinno
passimian
delphox
mismagius
clawitzer
arboliva
passimian closely tied with leavanny
Six (6) Lopunny (F) and I build a WNBA team
Holy zoom zoom
im far from a zoomie but i never played pokemon when i was still young so im not beholden to nostalgia like you. anyways post your team lil squirt
h-how dare you!
none of those are from
KANNNTOOOOOOOO
Decent mix of cool cute and waifu mons, nice.
Obviously
Kirlia
Meowscarada
Misdreavus
Jigglypuff
Mawile
Greedent
Lopunny
Lycanrock Midnight
Zebstrika
Primarina
Maractus
Gardevior
Only the Lopunny is female. She watches me having sex with all my other Pokemon that are male.
Gothitelle, Golurk, Aegislash, Eevee, Mimikyu, Porygon2
6 different female eeveelutions
salandit
based?
Pidgey, Gardevoir, Lopunny and or Cinderace
randompokemon.com
this is now the pokemon you are stuck with!
how do you feel about your new companion?
Hey not bad
cubone, poliwhilr, and lopunny. cubone and poliwhirl would be my bros, lopunny my wife
Not sure. I got something that looks like one of Wily's master robots.
My wife Gardevoir + 5 non sentient mons
Pic related
passimian
literally the first time i've heard anyone list that in their top favorite pokemon.
its new to scarlet/violet. its really cool, to me anyways
Braixen (Delphox)
Absol
Ninetales
Zoroark
H.Zoroark
Cinderace
And I'm not going to do any outside battling if you know what I mean
Quit being a faggot and post the full pic
i assume you meant me its not my number 1 but i just like it some reason
I'd be one of those guys with 6 Magikarps just for the lulz
oh i remember why, i really like lemurs lol
The NFE squad of
Haunter
Dragonair
Braixen
Wartortle
Ursaring
Scyther
*completely disregards OP's sexual aims*
this guy, Skiploom, and Abra
try to be a nuwaifumon
fail miserably
still solid in-game
What went wrong?
the dei haircut. thats literally it.
Leave the mons ALONE, they would NEVER do it with humans
i love her in all her stages and you cant deter me no matter what you say.
Only the bottom one
Sneasler
Weavile
Gliscor
Toxapex
Drapion
Naganadel
All pointy and purple and mostly poisonous
I love her too, just wondering why she isn't popular
look at her run, that espeon in heat is running right into the bed of her male trainer!
quiet female tangela
I'm in danger.
welp, theres gotta be a pussy in there somewhere! tangela girls need love too
Gitatina and that's it, I ride on his back and we do cool shit
is this the thread
Bold female Paras
Eh, I like Parasect, it's got a mushroom. I'll accept it.
Its not gay if its a furboi... right..?
files.catbox.moe
impish female axew
Not bad. Turns into a cool dragon thing eventually
Naughty male Gardevoir
I'M NOT GAY
poison types!! theyre super cute!!! i want to be friends with a muk!!!!!
A team to do what?
Meowscarada
Lapras
Salazzle
Alolan Ninetales
Hisuian Zoroark
Kommo-o
I got Ditto. I honestly don't know, so I guess it makes sense?
Only if you don't pull out
Ninetales
Virizion
Braixen
Dialga
Mega Absol
Vigilante murder squad!