How do we take back speed running from the weirdos and make speed running cool again?

Don't you niggers get tired of pretending things were always miserable?

They're zoomers. All the know is misery.

Things were always miserable though you faggot. Life was only ever good when I was 5-6

He de-transitioned. It's cool now

But speedrunning is tranny as fuck for a reason

How do we save Cosmo

Spedrunning was always autistic shit.

there's only one way to end this

did he really? good for him, seriously

yeah look imma be real with you op.
there's nothing gayer than playing ONE game nonstop for three decades just so that you can get a slightly quicker speed than another person (only for your speed to be beaten out by another guy who got a little luckier

speed running

I cannot think of a lesser enjoyable way of experiencing a game.
No wonder it only attracts deranged scum

It's always been stupid.
Have you ever watched one of those speedrunning history videos? At first it's kinda cool like "hey guys, I beat a Doom level in 1 minute" but then the rest of the video is autists replaying the same level thousands of times hoping to shave 1 second off the record.

he's still braindead from all the drugs he took over the years but it is a step in the right direction

thats cosmo you fucking dumby

She cute tho

things were always miserable?

Did you unironically trying to convince me that repeating the same thing over and over again for thousands of times just to get 1-2 sec more faster in video game isn't miserable?

i think someone linked in another thread yesty a yt vid he put out some months ago and he sounds normal enough, does he look ok though? i hope hes doing better de-trooning

chibi lives in japan with his big tiddy wife

caveman trooned out and got black'd

this is fake bro ive seen recent pics hes got a full beard

i refuse to believe this is a real photograph of a real person
it hasn't gotten this bad

It was never cool

beard

You know that's just slang, right?

This guy is lying,i had to check he is a double tranny now

It's shopped but xhe doesn't pass at all.

we have such sights to show you

Emptyhero is a guy who was popular on twitter for dunking on liberals. There is no fucking way thats cosmo.

youtu.be/mvn8TQ1R9X4?si=UYeri5GNRrO0dnRI
he is healing and no amount of troon grooming or lies will stop him

I miss Cosmo.
youtu.be/O2UWDnUWw4I

ayo, where my man ben franklin?

here
imagine the stench

Everyone here is too slow for that in more ways than one

His druggie mom died, cut off his money supply, and his dad made him get a day job. He still identifies as nonbinary but he's not doing meth anymore.

We will never ever see narci/cosmo's face on cam again because he has that meth look now due to all the damage he's done to his body.

We can't. John FUCKING Numbers is too powerful. how could he ever recover from a beating so bad it turned him from Cosmo into Wanda?

It was always for fags.

he was filmed for that ass glazing documentary someone made

damn man, my thoughts and prayers to him

Don't you niggers get tired of pretending things were always miserable?

Don't make me tap the sign and post THAT one goldeneye 64 rant

speedrunning was cool when it was done per level and the recordings were in-engine demos because there was no such thing as streaming and you had no essentially no way of hosting video unless you worked in IT

The footage from that is years old before he started mixing drugs together and buying street meth with fentanyl mixed in. This was when he stopped streaming and got way into crazy bdsm shit to pay his bills without a job, and is why he was so strung out and crazy all the time. This ended when the money ran out and he's still recovering. Like all addicts his body and mind won't ever fully recover, and I think he's realized that which is why he has a new channel.

His hands are looking way better though and no more needle marks on his arms. His fingers look completely healthy and not emaciated anymore. So, he probably is sober enough to stick to cannabis and edibles.

whats his new channel

there is nothing cool about wasting autistic dedication on replaying the same comfort game over and over again instead of working for me to make me rich and enable me to live an easy life with my favorite magician Kirisama Marisa and a lot of mind numbing/bending/destroying drugs

scorechads beat speedtrannies everytime. actually engaging with the game's mechanics and design instead of skipping over everything will always be superior

pic related

all of this happened because of a single roastie,wasnt there a single person to help him around this time?

How did speedrunning attract so many mentally ill people?

nothin like hangin out the bros i mean gals right ladies?

Anon Babble told me its autism, that autism is the link between trannies in speedrunning and vidya

scorechads lose to pauseslop jit

ask yourself what kind of person would play the same game over and over trying to incrementally do it faster, often doing shit that's barely playing the game like glitching through boundaries. The whole thing is a haven for mentally unbalanced people

doctors without borders sabotaged the community so they could take the money for themselves
they also murdered apollo to cover this

Pretty much this

Speedrunning is inherently autistic because no normal person is gonna play the same 20 year old games over and over and over and over and over again, learning a bunch of excessively complicated and finicky techniques just to beat them SLIGHTLY faster.

The worst part of it? It’s so difficult and demands so much skill and effort but it’s not even that impressive or fun. Like, wow you’re the world record holder for beating Wind Waker the fastest time because you play the game like it’s a full time job. That’s more just sad

Is there any game you could play 1000 times start to finish without losing your sanity?

Most heterosexual and mentally stable enjoyed of OoT.

yes

i know this is a stealth kiwifarms thread and we're not supposed to answer the question, but

mainstream media attention from/for GDQ

twitch's explosion in popularity/streaming becoming a viable """job"""

karljobst and summoningsalt

discord

gaming becoming a normalfag hobby

all led to the death of coolness in speedrunning. At least it was fun while it lasted

Multiplayer games are different. The human factor means literally no two games are the same simply because no two people will ever act exactly the same, and even the same person will act differently in repeated circumstances

Single player games will always have enemies spawning and walking from point A to B in a predetermined path and react to you in a set way.

Speedrunning becoming “cool” is where they came from in the first place and they won’t ever leave as long as there’s a camera to sit in front of

It's always been cringe. It just used to be more acceptable to be cringe until the virtue signaling culture war boomers started taking over Anon Babble.

I like elajjaz and dist and nonce38, didn't care much about speedrunning outside of them. Don't watch streams anymore, but sometimes pop into Ela's stream and it's always comfy.

the futility of speedrunning mimics the futility of life, anon. That's why it's so mesmerizing

That's a lot of butthurt this post stirred up.

Be autist with ability of self reflection/restraint

Hobbys are infested with trannies and everyhing is gay

Job prospects are suffocated by an endless supply of jeets

is cosmo still alive?

nova wright

There were multiple enablers, including his own mother giving him money for this since she had extensive mental/drug problems too. The weird bdsm tranny he ended up hanging out with was probably his lowest points, but got so weird even "narcissa" was over it after a few weeks. Cosmo's mental problems go back a long time and he needed to get professional help. Now that he maybe(?) is getting it, his content is almost normal. He's just a regular boring streetfighter streamer now without much else to comment on since he doesn't talk during streams.

Where the fuck did this twink go?

yeah, apparently he moved in with his father and is just making normal gaming videos now without a camera or talking about tranny shit

damn trump really is fixing everything

WW3 might be around the corner. You have soemething to look forward to.
I just hope you remember what Boomers took from you. I hope you don't forgive them. They don't deserve your forgiveness.

Anon Babble told me its autism

Anon Babble is retarded

What’s the point of speed running if they all do weird glitches and skips?

That's why it's a shit hobby now. They're all fake as fuck and think cheating is justified as long as you get the best time.
The funny thing is even if you accept all the cheating, the speedrun boards are all run by obese tranny moderators who just claim you spliced a run and ban you because they want their friends to get ahead of you.
Integrity is non-existent. It's all managed by narcissists and faggots.
Lmao, I wish I was joking. This is the irrefutable truth about speed running.

chibi lives in japan with his big tiddy wife

That's not true

caveman trooned out and got black'd

gross and wrong

he made it. billionaire stock trader + bestselling author + nba superstar :^)

he has a lot of self admitted mental problems and just doesn't feel like streaming ever. i think the last people have heard of him was him chewing out mizkif on call after some crypto scam thing

lol, that’s why I prefer watching challenge runs at least you can see actual mastery of the game.

speedrun a couple games

pretty good at it, to the point where i briefly get world record on one of them

don't troon out

could it really be that easy

Choke Stevens

because watching glitches and skips is fun and amusing unfortunately as mentioned, all the mods are trannies and ban you if you're not part of their clique and get verified by them on discord. There's still a lot of interesting speedruns being done, but none of it on popular games (zelda, mario) that have been almost completely figured out. As soon as Wind Waker and Mario 64 get OOT-style ACE glitches made is the moment the perfect speedrun is done.

run by obese tranny moderators who just claim you spliced a run and ban you because they want their friends to get ahead of you

yea this doesn't happen, don't listen to this faggot

there 's too many technocrats in speedrunning for it to be a genderpositive environment.

it can be fun to watch a speedrun
but it's pure autism to be the one doing it

You can say that about hundreds of hobbies that aren’t playing with a retro controller practicing a single boss skip in castlevania for thousands of hours

Fuck dick tree

it's always been a hobby for autistic people and the chronically online. there was never anything to take back to begin with.

he literally has the fastest mushroom kingdom koopa race time in history, stop spreading misinformation

is this chimp stevens?

Why did he do it?

You joke now but people have been making Linux threads with beards, not bonnets.

JOHN

Billy

On the stage, surrounded by bitches

Averange GDQ speedrunner

In the crowd, surrounded by trannies

I think Billy won.

smells good man

based and nitchezean pillled

Play the same game over, and over, and over, and over, and over again

Try to do it faster each time, never stopping

Literally watching the exact same shit on a screen for thousands of hours, repeating the exact same motions with your fingers at the exact same times.

What kind of demented shit is this and why do people like watching it?

its a shame really
if they put that much effort into curing disease or mechanical engineering, we'd have flying anime girls by now

you're missing the point i think. The more meaningless it is, the more people like it. The more stupid it becomes (blindfolded runs, item restrictions, playing with bad characters, etc.), the more people can't stop watching it. Being insanely good at retarded shit that no one cares about is like a profound commentary on the human condition. Seeing that PoopDickFaggot9000 got the Bubble Bobble 100% glitchless world record after 10 years of constant effort is hilarious. It's a complete acceptance of the absurdity of life, and a victory over Nihilism.

goodbye namefag pass user, you've been permanently filtered

Speedrunning was always filled with weirdos, but the current set of weirdos are much more sad and miserable.

the only good speedrun:
youtube.com/watch?v=oYmqJl4MoNI

no normal person is gonna play the same 20 year old games over and over and over and over and over again, learning a bunch of excessively complicated and finicky techniques

wagies do this though

That guy was even too crazy for the trannies. He claimed he was 3 different people and wrote conversations he had with himself.

Imagine if these autists could speed run something useful, like mining for lithium.

Speedrunning is a lot like e-Sports minus the money.

because they get paid and need money to survive. Jobs are more like multiplayer anyway

Why are we filled with normies and failed normies here? Get the fuck out

MOTHERFUCKING

There we go. This anon gets it.

The best speedrun i ever saw was that fat black dude speedrunning super mario bros at agdq. I think he got banned after that and thats when i dropped it

that was big john
he was later revealed to have a fetish for force feeding, distended stomachs, and older men
he joinks it to videos of morbidly obese men slapping their fat hairy bellies

yea the scene from 2008-2015 is very comparable to the scene now. you're right, leftoid tranny xister!!

It's all the same cringe faggots, just some of them trooned out. Don't be retarded.
Pic related, remember the "kiss the nails" meme? The cringe was always there. You are just too autistic to notice it without being told.

Gatekeeping should have never stopped happening.

Tbh thats probably one of the tamest fetishes among speedrunners lmao

only based frogposter i've seen in a while

It's all the same cringe faggots, just some of them trooned out.

yea turns out that very drastically changes the scene because all of a sudden it's now completely about lgbt and identity politics instead of just being about speedrunning a game. don't be retarded. you very clearly were not around for early speedrunning days lmao

You can't, shit is fucked.

Search him on YouTube, he makes streams playing vidya which are fun.

It's mainly a community thing, most of them aren't really that interested in speedrunning they're just hanging out with their friends who are speedrunning, who transitioned because they think it will make them not want to kill themselves because they are probably addicted to porn or were groomed by someone who is trans because they are a sex pest. The top players usually aren't trans even the celeste WR holder is a he/him.

I hope cosmo is doing alright

It was acceptable to be an open faggot back then too. Speedrunning has always been accepting of LGBT shit. The only exception MIGHT be in the 2000s, but even then they just made jokes about faggotry, they didn't actively hate faggots.
Trying to virtue signal about this is retarded. It's a hobby for social rejects who need something to build a community around. Same reason Anon Babble, the most bigoted site ever, has a fucking Anon Babble board.

make speed running cool again?

?????????????

Speedrunning has always been accepting of LGBT shit

there's a difference between not caring whether someone likes taking it up the ass or not and heavily focusing on it during your big events, like having panels solely dedicated to trans people. i'm not gonna bother replying to you anymore, you're just retardedly diminishing the point (out of stupidity i guess?). it's like arguing with a child who doesn't understand nuance in the slightest

doctors without borders killed Apollo for disclosing that they were pocketing donations
karl jobst was part of the cover up who misdirected the blame onto billy mitchell

GDQ isn't speedrunning. They're heavily pozzed and have affected the speedrunning community with retarded IDpol shit, but outside of that bubble most speedrunners are still autists and chuds.
Werster is still streaming on a regular basis, go watch him. Zoast too.
youtube.com/watch?v=DVzU8zbdmhs
Get out of the GDQ slop bubble and you have the same community you had 20 years ago.

i think the last people have heard of him was him chewing out mizkif on call after some crypto scam thing

And it was amazing.
youtu.be/EuCM8ja8H08?t=1314

Being a hardcore speedrunnner requires a very special mindset.

That's nothing worth killing someone over, pretty much every charity "pockets" donations. the question is if they're using the bare minimum for admin costs or just taking most or all of it.

GDQ isn't speedrunning, no records get broken at GDQ all relevant world record holders are straight white males

speedrunning has always been for weirdo autismos, usually ones who are obsessed with nintendo games for children
be honest, was it really a surprise to you when they started to turn into trannies? if it was you might be as autistic as they are

werster is based just for saying nigger on stream idc really what else he does

bald

Easy OP.
Step 1.

Get together with offline friends, make it a rule to never bring smartphones, cellphones, or anything just their systems, games and controllers.

Step 2.

You guys stream together playing games on Twitch, Kick, whatever and record yourselves playing and having a good time

Step 3.

If you should get popular (or want to make money) start an event organization or production company (LLC always because nerds can be sue happy) and start doing donation drives or whatever the fuck or just make a show of you guys having fun and stream with no donation drive pre-tenses.

It's like fight club my man. Except with video games.

I’d have sniffed it till cold

riolu did nothing wrong and wirtual is a bitchmade bootlicker for trying to report him to the police for harassment

BULLY TRANNIES

While your post may be valid in a lot of contexts, speedrunning certainly isn't one of them lmao

emptyhero is a blessing on this gay earth

bully cosmo
insult cosmo
beat cosmos records
round house kick cosmo into a volcano

I still find myself singing that stupid invasion of the midgets song he made to diss manlet tears

There must be something incredibly painful going on for them to avoid facing up to life this much
Makes me feel bad. I retract my shit talking of them. But they do need help to get out of this toxic environment

Cosmo got cucked by a w*man and he now pretends to be one.

Sounds like someone really did a number on this guy

anon was talking about the chat message guy

woosh

upvoted

I don't retract any of it. These delusional faggots are the plague rats of ideology, infesting and destroying any scene they come into contact with.

Speedrunning will always produce trannies. You take it back from the old ones and you will just end up with new ones.

DW anon, despite your retardation I think you're alright