APOLOGIZE
APOLOGIZE
think I read it wrong, they must be bragging about 105 million, right?
Nope
Is society healing?
children movie based on the best-selling game of all time performs somewhat well
is this supposed to be a win?
Isn't Steve a black man in the game?
Steve is one of the good ones
No, over $100m domestic is projected. $150m global. It could be higher or lower than that.
not even half a billion
what was the budget?
what was the budget?
Seeing that in-progress AI version, I'd say not much.
Every kid in America is gonna see this thing. Its a license to print money.
kids don't give a shit about kike black
Previews anon, previews.
They probably paid more for jack black than all the rest of the movie
It's no Nezha
True. They could have replaced him with a trained chimp and it'd still sell.
YEAH WE MADE A SHIT MOVIE, BUT THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY WE MADE!
It will sell because of the name, it's why Hollywood gets all it's nepobabies for these types of movies
When the movie itself is the draw no one gives a shit about the main actor who is often a john doe.
Total or first weekend?
When has anyone ever bragged about previews?
Here's your minecraft movie, bro.
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Do you not know what a preview Is?
Was it supposed to look like shit because "lol real people in vidya gaem"? Fucking Roger Rabbit and Space Jam had better SFX.
that's just for the "preview" opening day
they still call it a preview but they start showing it at like 1-2pm so it's not really a preview anymore
This is a leaked rough cut.
The point is it is minecraft. Every retard is going to see it, they could've put a literal chimp into the movie.
If you're above the age of 17 and going to see this in theaters, I'm reporting you to the feds.
This unironically looks like Spykids level of CGI
$150 million production, $400 million advertising
Spy Kids had higher resolution models
Who...is he again?
a Anon Babble post
about a twitter post
about a news story
about fake view numbers
about a shitty movie
about a shitty game
I... AM KYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIV
The brand naming is what sold the movie, they didn’t even have to try
The reason people hate this movie is because they're no longer the target audience. Tweens form the bulk of Minecraft players and they're going to love it.
They could have filmed two hours of a jar of mayo and it'd make millions.
The CGI is so low-budget retarded that it's funny. What the hell
I don't think anyone doubted this movie would make a fuckton of money
that's like saying GTA6 is going to flop
they can still be horrible regardless of financial success
911 edit when?
the reason x does y is because [opinion]
wow my worldview is changed forever thank you for your unsolicited wisdom
Uh oh.
$150 million
fucking HOW, 90% of the movie is a fat bearded redditor dancing in front of an obvious greenscreen
Presumably when they make a higher-than-average amount of money
for a video game movie
Revenue =/= Quality
This post will piss off tendies btw
It based on the most popular game in the world that nearly every child plays.
I hope he burns his career over this shit. Fuck this drug addiction faggot poser wannabe.
Kids don't give a shit about actors and their backgrounds/life/ability
My little brother begged me to see IT with him. I just don't understand why do they let this fat fucking old fuck sing with his shitty singing voice in every fucking movie he's in.
The movie itself was absolute shit anyway, there wasn't a single joke that the adults could laugh at too.
COMIN IN HOT
I just don't understand why do they let this fat fucking old fuck sing with his shitty singing voice in every fucking movie he's in.
It's in his contract that he has to sing so he can plug his band.
And the only redeeming quality was the little guy's petite sister. I would sodomize her so hard.
wait, sonic didn't do better than that?
I watched Pick of Destiny 20 years ago. He literally does the same fucking grimaces, moves, dance, tone of voice like he did in that in this. In fact it's the exact copy/paste in every single movie he's in. Just what the fuck.
And here the singing at the end was completely out of the place.
this
He was never talented or funny, just a fat "le funny" pervert. The only movie he ever did any acting in was Nacho Libre which was pretty good. His entire filmography aside from that is pure trash though
Nacho Libre is good because of just how much racist Mexican shit he was able to sneak into a kids movie.
Apparently mexicans love it too because the jokes are extremely accurate
That's a myth made by people desperate to have a black character in Smash because they don't have any real issues to deal with.
Yeah we do, self deprecating humor is very popular here.
Should I rewatch this? I haven't seen it since it came out and remember think it was just ok
It's just okay. Still his best movie though.
I don't think anyone was ever saying it wouldn't make money. This shit always does. We were just saying it wouldn't be any good and box office numbers don't automatically = good.
wow I can't believe the best selling game in history will have a financially successful movie.
Truly I never saw that happen.
Did you watch movies because of the actors when you were a kid?
Just got back from it. Had a blast, kino film.
Had a blast
Hmm, now where have I heard this before...
yeah I watched most jackie chan films because of him
The only movie he ever did any acting in was Nacho Libre
King Kong
this is the only minecraft movie I would have watched
youtube.com
Mario bros... it's over...
no black steve
Lmao
I'll give you that one, he was a prime asshole in that movie. I remember kekking when the dinos would ragdoll him in the game
FLINT AND STEEEEEEEEL
CHICKEN JOCKEYYYYYY
IIIIIII...... AM STEEEEVE
He's tanned/lightskinned but Anon Babble gets weirdly defensive on this and try to say he's white somehow.
THIS
IS
MINECRAFT