Ultrakill

Can't make this up

You're mindbroken anon, get off the internet for a couple weeks

wait till you find out about TRANSformers

was it kino?

Yeah I don't think this is the one for me, I'm having a hard time with this on M+KB. There's a lotta movement options here that I'm fumbling over. The music in this castle stage slaps though

Eternal is still better. UK is nice, but it's too.... Basic. It's kinda just like playing modded quake warmup vs. bots. Where's the videogame?

Eternal is still better

Fuck no. All Zenimax nu-Dooms are gay as fuck console trash.

Fpbp

The coin mechanic alone is more complex and fun that all the guns in Eternal combined, are you crazy. All the guns in Doom just shoot. All the guns in UK have interactions that make them unique. Flip your coin and shoot it with the rail gun then tell me Eternal is better

Where's the videogame?

Bro what did you even make it to the first V2 fight

good game
fan community that you should stay far away from

I guess if we had more unique enemy variety like the sweeper or sword machine it would be better

I P-ranked the first 2 acts, anon. Eternal is simply better unless the rest of the acts are a significant step up. The AI, enemy variety, music, art design, systems, not up to Eternal's standard. Gameplay is novel and I appreciate it, but as a game? No shot.

Comparing an indie game to a AAA game outside of gameplay is wild bro. AAA are called that because of their visuals, music, and animations, an indie game trying to look like a PS1 game won't be comparable in that regard. Ultrakill is a skill heavy movement based shooter where every hit counts. Eternal is a cinematic shooter where you feel like a god stepping on roaches with your huge arsenal.

But okay then, go have fun finding codecs telling you how awesome da doomslaya is I guess, don't forget the glory kills and color coded enemies

go have fun finding codecs

Oh come on ultrakill fans have no leg to stand on regarding lore dumps everyone ignores.

Looks like you are already some way into it. You got the Knuckleblaster.

Time dilation refers to the hitstop effect when you parry.

fpbp

no, time dilation is what time v1 dilates her neovagina obviously

Not to mention the level design in UK is fucking trash. It's probably the worst part of the game. All the gunplay doesn't matter with the shit enemy variety it has when every level is boring garbage.

You need to get a perfect ranking on every stage of an act to access that act's super secret super hard level, which sort of prepares you for it. It's not enough.

I'm having fun but can safely say I'll never beat this game, it's 2fast4me

nudoom done right

I used to think so, too. Then it clicked. I've even managed to adapt to the Brutal difficulty, it's my new normal.

yep, that's an accurate summary
OP is going to troon out and join 41%

the game has unironically too many guns

basic revolver

basic revolver but fires slower and deals more damage

3 alt versions for both with 2 fire modes that you can and should switch between

shotgun with 3 alt versions or a pogo stick with the same thing

nailgun with 3 alt versions or a sawblade launcher

railgun with 3 alt versions

rocket launcher with 3 alt versions

3 different arms

all of these apart from the arms have atleast 2 fire modes, do different things and interact with eachother and there's going to be even more shit added later

you are expected to use all of them because of the rock paper scissors enemies

except you don't have to use nearly all of those
I can't think of any situation where there's something specifically weak to one particular weapon only

nu-Doom is gay as fuck because I... said so

its close to the most perfect expression of soulless Ive ever seen
because everyone is slowly turning into an npc, having a no-texture training mode for off-brand fps mechanics and calling it a 'game' is a real thing that gets traction
or to think of it another way, its what happens when people who grew up on games that were interatively dumbed down for several consecutive decades decide to make a game themselves

Very fun game.
Ignore the entire player base (which is not hard as it's a solo game) and just enjoy creatively blowing shit up.

having a no-texture training mode for off-brand fps mechanics and calling it a 'game' is a real thing that gets traction

What did he mean by this

watch videos of all the cool combos and techniques you can do

reaction speed and skills are too shit to do any of the advanced ones

projectile boosting is enough to get me P stage clears but man i wish i could manage cool shit like mid combat rocket rides

anon, the right click on weapons isn't a different fire mode

having a no-texture training mode

3/10, some people might take you seriously but there's no effort

its a bot

A good fun boomer shooter with very shitposty fanbase where even one of voice actors also makes voices to memes with character he is voice actor of, not to mention sometimes that voice actors micspams by roleplaying that character he gave voice to while playing that character,'s theme in the background.

Everything you just mentioned is cringe. Gianni is cringe. You seem underage so you're cringe too.

you are not even capable of understanding that you are an npc, in the same way a dog doesnt understand that its a dog
you actually enjoy punching bullets or whatever because thats what your brain desires, a simple task with no distractions or thoughts interfering

name one good video game

SHOVE
IT
UP
YOUR
OWN
ASS
GAME

we are not equals

ultrakill i would assume

Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

What am I about to get myself into?

A shit game.

Using all of them comes naturally after trying to occasionally remember that you have them. The alt shotgun is a malicious face destruction machine.

Hearts of Iron IV, a real intellectual's game

I gave Eternal a fair shot but it was missing something. It's something that, on paper, I thought I would've loved, but I didn't. Never played 2016

Okay So I'm playing it, It's basically "What if Dante from Devil May Cry was the protag of Doom and it was a PS1 game"

I like it but I don't think I have the ADHD for this

One of the best games of the decade.

FPS that humiliates the Bethesda's nu-Doom titles all day, every day.

You're mindbroken anon, get off the internet for a couple weeks

A good fun boomer shooter with very shitposty fanbase where even one of voice actors also makes voices to memes with character he is voice actor of, not to mention sometimes that voice actors micspams by roleplaying that character he gave voice to while playing that character,'s theme in the background.

I gave Eternal a fair shot but it was missing something. It's something that, on paper, I thought I would've loved, but I didn't. Never played 2016

you

insignificant

FUCK

Gotta love Jobriel.

Anon Babble lost

2016 is more like UK but its still have slow mo animation that slow gameplay

ah yeah my mistake i guess i should chop my dick off cause i don't like the same games as you

Having a style meter does not make a game like DMC

I hope you don't drink and eat, i heard that trans do that too

Having a style meter does not make a game like DMC

It means there's at least one similarity

Boomer shooter

fpbp

p-ranked everything besides p-2 and encore levels on brutal
was already struggling on p-2 but 0-e and 1-e are straight up evil

0-E is fine, but 1-E is CBT.

A fun time if you're into experimenting with what you can do with your weapons, especially now that the early parts of the game got brought up in quality to what the latest layers offer

enter room

4 guttermen

3 cerberus

6 mannequins

2 stalkers

3 virtues

enter next room

2 guttermen

2 swordsmachines

4 cerberus

7 virtues

2 sentries

1 stalker

The devs announced rumble support by referencing a remote control anal vibe
This seemed to break a lot of secondaries

What game besides DMC does this again? Genuinely curious.

Bayonetta

Bayonetta does not have a style meter

pizza tower

Okami
Godhand
Valdis Story (bosses only)
Wonderfull 101
Godhand
actually, just anything by Platinum Games or Clover

You get graded after each combat, based on how stylish you were and how much damage you took
Ultrakills system works similar but operates on a life system and tracks the whole stage

I lub dis spesifik porm over Gommunism/Pashism

God Hand doesn't have a style meter. It has real-time scaling difficulty (on the first two difficulty settings). Hard mode is locked to the highest scale of difficulty.

Real Time scaling difficulty based on how stylish you are.

Sure. Still distinct from a style meter though

does god hand actually measure style or just successful fights?

the game is cool
just dont listen to the twitter trannies or the Anon Babbleiggers telling you this game is for trannies. both of those groups are obsessed psychos

Its based on not sucking at the game.
Hits landed, taunts, dodges make it go up, getting hit makes it go down.

that's just a skill meter, not a style meter
a style meter specifically rewards you for getting kills in rarer ways

doubt
The "Style meter" rewards you for maintaining combos by constantly changing weapon and attacks, and then rewards your kills with increased money drops.

reddit/xitter zoomer-troon game

make an intricate fps

completely fuck up mouse sensitivity

Mouse sensitivity has been solved since quake in 1996 and Ultrakill still can't get it right in 2025 LEL

disingenuous nigger the devs straight up advertised a buttplug support mod, it was not rumble support, fucking nigger.

the buttplug mod just works off of the rumble function

this is unironically where doom eternal was going. very end game levels were just double marauder, then double marauder but you are in poison slime

double marauder, then double marauder but you are in poison slime

That's literally the lava tower arena in 1-E kek

Explain.