Yeah I'm thinkin we're back, Peach bros

yeah I'm thinkin we're back, Peach bros

I only care about Daisy

But we never left.

Her lips kissing Bowsers balls

they made her plump lips even more plump

That little eyebrow raise is super cute.

shame the environments look like low poly shit and the gameplay looks boring

stop projecting, cuck-kun

all focus on character models

0 on the rest

Nintendo is the new Square Enix

Split-screen downgrades the graphics

That's the standard operating procedure since forever ago

i havent played mario kart since n64 but i think ill try it this time, just to experience launch week with everyone.

launch week

Good luck, bro

launch week is gonna pure chaos

Apparently the game still runs at 60FPS even with 24 competitors even when doing 4 player split screen.

Hello sirs.

MK8 is a Wii U game so Id hope so

the portable 4K video game console that runs the game at 60fps lowers the polygons some

$80 will disappear from my wallet in june. It will not be going to any chink gatcha bullshit. it will not be going to junky nVidia overpriced graphics cards it will not being going to xbwahcks or snoy.

launch week will be chaos

I can't wait.

Drive out into the open sea

That nigga from Yoshi's Story is out in the distance just patrolling for food

It has been far too long since we had an honest to god Kart Racing Adventure

Eyelash theory debunked

Mario x Peach bros... why do we keep losing?

That nigga from Yoshi's Story is out in the distance just patrolling for food

*Terror Sweats*

Man we're never going to get Diddy Kong Racing 2, are we?

sovl and terrifying

Eyelash theory debunked

fill me in anon

That's what optimization looks like. 16 sided rings aren't exactly "low poly" either.

no

It was something to do with the princess's eyelashes matching the bumps of the mario brother's mustaches. but I forget the details.
Now that they modeled her eyelashes differently, the theory is no longer true, I guess.

Rip to Diddy Kong Racing and Snowboard Kids 2

thats interesting, also, they're ngmi.

Both are great. I'm happy they didn't fuck Peach up, that was my biggest fear with the new artstyle.

treehouse was on two different tvs. it was essentially just two player splitscreen

did they make her head wider to go with the movie design or am i seeing things?

dsl

fat wide face so zoomer girls can relate

Those are nice duck lips yes...

you're not going to get one at launch week, they're going to let people in gradually and keep scalpers' balls in a deathgrip

(old pic)

Snowboard Kids 2

I am guessing you meant 3
Otherwise, I have good news for you

I was just referring to their last games, otherwise I would have said Diddy Kong Racing 2 and Snowboard Kids 3

Reminder: Peach owes me cuddles