Minecraft movie was a massive success

Minecraft movie was a massive success

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Why?

too many faggots

It's fun
it's considered one of the greatest cinematic masterpieces of all time

turns out chuddhamaxxing does not work when you are in the minority

biggest openinng for a video game movie ever

lol, it's like saying

most watched netflix original action series!

Why Anon Babbleirgins keep trying to convince thenselves that kids are smarter than they actually are?

Hurr Durr there are kid's movies that are also good for adults

Yeah? And for each one of them there is a mountain of slop that did either as well or better in the box office and then got immediately forgotten. I don't remember half of the stupid shit i consumed as a child, but this does not change the fact that i still consumed it

It's good

First off its a Minecraft movie, theres demographics like literal toddlers and adults obessed with virtual legos due to being retarded to some extent.
Then theres the people who know its shit but go see it because hate consuming is a thing and some people just do it because "they had to see it" because it looks like shit.
Then finally we break into total consumer zombie territory where people outside the video game sphere go to movies or watch shit on the dozens of streaming serives they pay for and they see a new thing pop up and decide they will watch it because it exists and they feel like watching something.
Also Jack Black is a big factor in the latter category, its like Mario or Sonic to vdieo game consimers, you just have to go watch the thing you know because its the thing you know.
tldr Consumerist brainrot

GET WOKE
MAKE A LOTTA DOUGH

this is a chud movie though
libs hate jack black and consider him a nazi for defending trump

Anon Babble AND leddit lost

again

Many such cases.

Let me guess, it's a return to form

children are retards

how is this news?

make a good, un-woke movie that everyone can enjoy

surprised it's a success

children

Those are grown men anon.

Yeah but was anyone surprised about this? It's Shrek for Gen A, pure slop made for children with the occasional parent joke

This movie was intended for kids, why are you guys so invested?

Minecraft is 15 years old, anon. People who were kids who played it when it was new are now adults in the working world.

Minecraft was released 15 years ago

Just watched it with my sister at the cinema. Very fun movie :D

holy fuck why does this look so bad ? not even talking about the stupidity of this scene

Does it scare you that you are growing older? Are you at the point where things you thought happened only a few years ago happened over a decade ago? Do you still hold on to your earliest memories? How much hair do you have left on your head, Anon? What color is it?

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I blame everyone on this board for having no standards and being mindless consumers. Studios are going to see this and are going to copy it. Now we're going to get more of this shit in the future.

How much hair do you have left on your head

FUCK

holy fuck why does this look so bad ?

because it's the leaked unfinished version of movie. remember how crappy the cgi was in eaked black panther and wolverine movies were too

It's ok to feed kids trash because they dont know better

no i dont remember actually but at least thanks for the explanation

I watched the leaked unfinished version some anon posted, and it honestly wasn't as wretched as i expected. The two bitches could be removed and it would be better. I respect it more as a game movie than I do the recent mario slop and first sonic.

Well when you put it like that then the movie was good

Full head of hair, but I had someone tell me that I was listening to "Dad Rap", and I immediately felt pain in my back

kids dont give a shit about minecraft, it's a boomer game

Someone leaked a in production version of the movie and it's the one people have been watching here. CGI isn't finished, characters aren't moving while talking, backgrounds aren't finished, some villagers aren't even done you can see them dressed in cgi gear. Story wise it's complete but graphically it's a shit show.

True. Kids today are more into Roblox than Minecraft.

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Because 100% children from age 1 to 16 are terminally obsessed with minecraft because its the most hard shilled kiddie content on places like youtube. Now add the same number of adults that grew up with minecraft and are terminal redditiods. Now add again that same number of adults that get dragged by their child to thr cinema to see it.

it's funny how grown ups in here were throwing a fit because a kids movie didn't cater to them

Chicken Jockey

I only recently discovered Shrek was based on a children's book from 1990.

You know what else was a financial success? Batman vs Superman. And yet it's still hailed as one of the worst superhero movies of all time.

Best selling game ever adaptation is...... Popular?

W-what????? WHAT THE FUCK??????????????????? I AM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!

Doesn't matter. It made money. There will continue to be slop until the mass audience stops accepting slop.

The early version is so much better.

it's a kids movie. they're all shit

it's an unfinished version that somehow got leaked by a citizen of the most populous country on earth with betting websites logo plastered all over it.

My kid like Minecraft

I'll take him to the Minecraft movie

Because children and adult children are all retarded.

dude have you ever once thought for yourself?

t. don't know any kids

Tell me about the New York Times best selling minecraft books

i bet you "know" a lot of kids, huh

have you seen the state of cgi produced by indians nowadays ?
With shit like flash or thor this isnt far from it

Minecraft movie was a massive success

What did you think was gonna happen you stupid fucking retard.

It's so fucking bad and bizarre that it's one of those few cases where the SOVLLESS wraps back around to being SOVL. Like for example, the whole thing with Jennifer Coolidge and the Villager appeals to no one and serves nothing for the plot, it just exists for no purpose other than to be strange for the sake of being strange + having him speak in Matt Berry's voice while cucking a dude. In turn, such a baffling existence feels devoid of all pandering: it is for no one and therefore it is genuine.

Jack Black won

I can't believe this!

Those genuinely do exist and are NYT Bestsellers (not that the title means anything). It's the World War Z author, Max Brooks, writing Minecraft by way of Gulliver's Travels or Robinson Crusoe

A wild Man-ender suddenly blocks your path. (You) didn't look at her when (You) walked past her, now she's hunting (You) down.

The novels are written by various authors, and the series has sold a combined fifteen million copies as of January 2025.

Some of them are written by the guy who made World War Z

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huh, didn't know that same guy is mel brook's son too. learnt something new today

Steve-sama... I kneel

there are legit underage fags that are posting on this thread

Yes, it's called being a parent and having friends who are parents

Normalfags hate-watch stuff. I had a conversation where someone said they knew it looked like shit, but they still paid full price for a ticket. "It's not the movie I wanted, but Minecraft is my childhood, so I'll take what I can get."

Biggest thought: what did Notch think?

Remember this the next time you see someone say AI slop won't take off.
It absolutely will if you just attach it to [brand], then zoomers and atards will absolutely devour it to no end.

Critics hate it.

so what? teletubbies is nearly 30 years old. if you showed up for a teletubbies move you'd rightly be seen as a freak.

Gulliver's Travels

remember the Jack Black movie

it all makes sense now

Kids still play shit out of it today. Do you have non pedo reason to still be invested in this?

What exactly were they expecting? A 3 part saga directed by Dennis Villeneuve with a score by Hans Zimmer starring Timothy Chalamet?

Zendaya*

Criticism is usually about

not faithful adaptation

confusing plot

corporate cash-grab

implying Anon Babble wasn't filled with underages since its creation

Minecraft is 15 years old

Out of 10

Roblox movie that makes this flick look like the actual dogshit it is when.

MOTHERFUCKING MAN SANDWICH

Bull shit.

I watched it in Kinoplex last night and was pleasantly surprised. I'd say it's probably one of the most faithful videogame movies ever. Even the non-Jack Black characters were decent.

$57M

It undersold The Lego Movie, that made $69M on its opening weekend and is just a better film overall. A Minecraft Movie's only other "competition" right now is a reviled Disney live action remake and Dog Man.

this is what morbious wish it was.

opening weekend

OPs says opening day

Not for me
I never got in to Minecraft
But if kids and stuff like it good for them

the ever popular slop genre and audiences who think everything they see is good strike again

sigh

yes it is far from it

It's unironically not a bad movie. That's the surprising thing about it.

t. audience member that thinks everything he sees is good
i bet you clapped like a seal at the mario movie

Minecraft is one of the most played game amongst children. Parents love the 2 hour break of getting to eat popcorn and zone out while their kids are mesmerized.

anyone wanna join me?

Isn't that just a normal screening?

The movie is retarded, shitposting fun

At the very least, it was a lot more entertaining than the Mario Movie which felt way too safe and sanitized

setting those bars, high, huh?
it's okay, everyone here is cripplingly autistic, you just got the minecraft autism

49%

That's a B- for RT

People who think skibidi toilet is funny seem to love it.

New York Times best selling

That's like every 3rd book that gets released. I bet you can't even read and divine the meaning of a post by slapping your balls against your phone.

Kids don't give a shit if a movie is bad. My 9 year old ass liked that fucking batman and robin movie back in 1997 too

No, I actually didn't like the Mario movie at all.

This. We all had shit we liked as kids that we wouldn't have tolerated as adults due to our undeveloped brains and dopamine receptors still fresh to new things.
And in 15-20 years from now, they'll be hailing Minecraft as the good ol days. Much in the same manner you have people hailing various mid 2000's slop as such today. Always a cycle.