$90 FOR MARIO KART!?

$500 for Mario Kart? Whose going to pay $550?

turdworlders can't afford $550 for bingtendo

Good. Gaming is healing.

More like $549 with funky kong dlc

I can't believe Nintendo is asking 600 bucks for a gaming console.

$399 console
$449 bundle
$70 games

Mariokart alone is $699, what are you on?

Yeah, how does he not know that Mario Kart World costs $750, what a dumbass

i played mario kart on the snes and that was enough for me

Call me a shill all you want but it's been 11 years since the last new MK, I'm more than willing to pay 800 dollars for the next one

Apparently everyone ITTT owns a dreidel

Poorfags can't spend a measly $1000 to play the latest Mario Kart.

EL EM EY OH.

It was never $90 you dumb retard lmao

I’m offering mariokart world financing, $2299 over 24 months

you are paying $250, magastan bro

It only cost me 30 bucks because I got the console bundle preorder. I'll get a thousand hours of fun out It over the next few years.

If you can't afford a mere $3000 for Mario Kart World you are not a real gamer

I for one think $1000 for Mario Kart is reasonable!

Did you say Thank You even once?

Good morning sir. Here's $3500 please give me Mario Kart and real gamer certificate

Plus tip. don't forget to tip at least 50%

I don't really care about the price, but I'm surprised at the strange decisions they made for this game.

No more customization to the karts?
Items default to defensive position behind your kart instead if it being a strategical option for you?
You only get to do one lap on a course in a grand prix before having to traverse the overworld?

What's up with these strange decisions?

In this economy you can choose between a house or Mario Kart World for the Switch 2.
You can't have both and that is a good thing.

It cost me $1000 and I'll get 30 hours of fun out of it over the next few years.

They need a reason to force you into buying the eventual expansion pack
Also, after the retarded Splatoon 3 cashgrab, it wouldn't surprise me if Nintendo actually decides to release two mario kart games on the switch 2

No more customization to the karts?

I like this, it means I don't have to use the same Kart every time.

The best I can do is 100 for the system and 40 for the game.

why does this cost more than GTA6?

But you totally will though?

Nintendies are homosex paypigs.

Man babies

Nintendo is a cult. Same as Apple fanboys and Scientology.

SONY

hey bro here's GOTY 2024 for $60. Also all the DLC is free. ENJOY!

Nintendo

$90 + tip for Bing kart. Also, the season pass is $30.

Items default to defensive position behind your kart

huh, so it's Mario Kart DS 2 in that regard

is it true you get a bill from nintendo for the gas used in game?

Yes

He would be proud

youtube.com/watch?v=BOHqG1nc_tw

It really do be like this. Valve, Sony, and Microsoft are for the gamers. Nintendo just exists to fleece pokepedos and their cultish fanboys.

Mario Kart is worth the $6000 dollars.

Because GTA takes place in a city and Mario Kart takes place in a world.

They send you a repair bill for the kart every time you get hit with a shell

You probably pay $80/mo for gas in your real car. This lets you drive as much as you want if you just walk around in real life for a little bit and/or roll the dice it’s public transit!

If you bought all the DLC for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, the total price probably already exceeds $90

why is no one complaining about that?

$200,000 + tip + $499,000 season pass, it’s so over nintendo sisters

I spent 300 on the first switch (used) and 3 games. Mario Wonder, Mario maker 2 (best game) and a spyro remaster collection. This was only last year but I couldn't resist I needed Mario maker, shame I don't care about zelda

Frick. My moms not gonna pay for that.
Have they said how much Kart Insurance is yet?

You won't believe your luck then, because it turns out that Nintendo will sell you a copy of Mario Kart for the low low price of only $80.

IT'S ONLY $500,000 IF YOU GET THE BUNDLE, CHUDS. STOP OVERREACTING!!!

I FUCKING HATE NINTENDO!!!!!

800,000 per game is still a pretty reasonable price.

Blame Ralph Nader, Donald Trump, and Pat Buchannan. Anti-NAFTA and free trade is responsible. If America had a Libertarian President this wouldn't be happening.

Very very cheap actually!! Only $70/week!

It unironically is $100 here in Norway

Well how else are they gonna cut on our world emissions

It's free in Russia.

Why is everybody mad? Nintendo makes fun games. I'd gladly pay $100 for Mario Kart that I'll put 1,000 hours of online play into. What's the alternative? Buy a PS5 and play movie games? Pay $60 for some barebones COD with pop-up ads and a 500gb download file? Come on now. Everybody's mad because they know they can't live without buying the Switch 2 but also they're poorfags. You'll all buy it.

I assume POTUS is giving free copies to every Russian

Nah mate, for $1M you might as well go with the Ferrari

Nintendo makes fun games

For babies. Nintendo is for babies.

it's so fucking over for nintendo

Don’t care. I’m not paying 10,000 dollars for Mario Kart

t. big grown up boy playing his free marvel chink slop overwatch clone

This is a bore simulator. youtube.com/watch?v=XLIP1BNAYaY

You're meming but I can guarantee you that there will be a mid gen price hike like there was with switch 1

Bad games, bad prices, bad console. did they announce anything good in that presentation at all?

I love how in the videos of it, the person isn’t trying at all and is in 1st the whole time. The other drivers don’t even look, just casually continue at a median speed.

tendies getting defensive over their $100 baby games

This is just sad.

Look at this gameplay. This shit is GAY. youtube.com/watch?v=XLIP1BNAYaY

**$200 + tip + bag fee

Your console is dead. Bury it.

Looks fun

If they were going to copy Forza Horizon, they could have done so much more.
like a Burnout 2 crash mode

Tendies rushing in to defend Nintendo

KEK

80€ digital 90€ physical
plus a likely 20-40€ dlc in the future

Heh.

Dios mio...

MUST. DEFEND. MASTER.

Just get the bundle you fucking idiots. It's only $50. Stop complaining. Nintendo is literally giving this game and the Switch 2 away at a loss.

Plus tip

I'd only pay that much for a pokemon game.

xe can't finance $1M for the bundle

NGMI

The bundle is only limited, by fall they’ll discontinue it and you’ll have to pay that $80 price tag. And you just know MKW won’t be the sole exception. Soon enough they’ll arbitrarily decide all of their games are worth that and it’ll be the norm across the board

No more customization to the karts?

This is a good thing though. Now the karts have completed designs again. People will have favorite karts again.

ITS SO OVER TENDIES KEK KEK YOURE DONE FINISHED MUAHAHAHAHA KEK

Everyone will have it by then so it doesn’t matter. Only poorfags wail about this

Yeah, kart customization was lame as fuck. Too bad the new tracks still look unspired, though. All it has going for it is its "open-world" gimmick.

thinking Nintendo could ever fail with their Blue Ocean ecosystem

The only question is whether or not their offensive strategy against Sony's market share will actually work

Late stage capitalism

Pay $60 for some barebones COD with pop-up ads and a 500gb download file?

The funny thing is that COD is the same price as Mario Kart, but we don't talk about that because it's OK when somebody who isn't Nintendo does it.

Is it actually? I haven't played a new COD release in 7 years

massive shooter with a campaign and dozen game modes costs the same as a game about bing bing wahooing a 50cc kart

More of a condemnation of mariokart

I love that this bait slop will actually work in Nintendo's favor. Retailers going to have it at $70 and $60 and everyone will be like

WOWIEZOWIE NINTENDO LISTENED!!

Retard. Tump tariffs mean it’s actually gonna cost 120

bait this low effort

Shameful

I hadn't bought any AAA games for years so I looked up the prices of a few games after Nintendo announced theirs to see how much more it was.
Digital Version of Mario Kart is $70
MH:Wilds, Dragon's Dogma and Black Ops 6 are all $70 on Steam.

Why are people mad then?

$130? I don't have $140!

Not paying $1,000,000 for Mario Kart

Herp a derp. Cod may be slop but no one is saying they didn’t get value out of blops 6 the way people were complaining about the mw3 remake

NDS

I had no idea, I jumped ship from AAA games back in 2018 when the writing was on the wall

Damn. You’ve missed some kino. Rip I guess

Seems like this is actually true. I think Duskbloods broke something in them.

Blunderborners are raging

Mario Kart absolutely mogs that slop and it's not even close. Even if the new one is a swing and a miss it'll be better than CODslop #503

this mindbroken

Pipe down there tendietard. Maybe if MK was free but there is no reality where this shit is worth 20 dollars let alone 90 plus tip

Like what? I've been enjoying being just a bingbing casual. Playing through Xenoblade Chronicles 2 right now and it's like time travelling to 1998 but in a good way

nobody will mention how $40 is kinda overpriced for bravely default 2 remaster

Awful bait. Try harder.

more like womens tour because only women are going to buy that game

Xc3 for one

Conisderig its Square, that's INCREDIBLY generous. Just a reminder that they cold the original 3DS version for $60 when 3DS games were $50.

poorfags keep seething

That's not AAA

It’s glorious. I wish games cost $1000 so these faggots truly had no way to access gaming

incredibly generous at the cost of not even being able to fit a 10gb game on a cartridge kek

coping or a snoytroon that's never played mario kart

The latter. Maybe he's mad that even at a higher price, Mario games have more value than some Funko Pop game.

I wish games cost $1000

they will by 2030

noooooo muh kart gaem is so deep you don’t understand!

Leave Square alone, their Feng Shui expert told them cartridges are evil.

Yes it is lmao. Hilarious you have been playing aaa this whole time

Nobody said it was deep and the fact that that's the first word you go to shows that you think playing le last of us makes you a mature gamer

Good. Sooner the better. I’m tired of all these animals shitting up my hobby

It's AA. AAA is huge budget

It's not deep it's fun. People like fun games and 'tendo makes them.

It is actually 100 dollars in europe

last of us

Youngest retard I’m literally saying cod is a deeper game than mariocuck and the fact that I am right about that is a testament to how abysmally sloppa Mario kart is. Keep wailing about your boogeyman game tho it’s amusing

It's called "fun" snoy. Maybe you've heard of it?

Nobody cares about le deepness of video games you autist holy fuck. Can you even read?

This but unironically

We know you are a shallow fuck who revels in slop you don’t need to keep demeaning yourself

Mariokart absolutely mogs nearly all other multiplayer experiences and it's not even close

Sorry I’m a master idort. You fanchildren disgust me

it's actually some autist who's never played mario kart

diehard defending sony online for years type shit

switch 2 announcement was the worst day of his life

It's gonna be ok. There's still time to become a tendie. We forgive you

I’ve had every ninty cucksole ever made. That’s why I don’t need to spend 90 buckaroos on this slop, i already played it back in 1992. The fact that this is their launch killer app and there is no real Mario no Zelda no Star fox no monolith soft game is pathetic

Have you considered that maybe you've outgrown video games in general? I doubt Nintendo magically fulfilling all your wishes for cheap would bring you any kind of satisfaction. There'd only be more to complain about.

cod is a deeper game than mariocuck

Eric, please

Because GTA6 will have microtransactions and Shark Cards, and online will be a slog without spending.

Tendies are obese fanchildren who like to pretend they are still 6 years old. They are all pedos into ageplay.

I know it’s fucking sad isn’t it but this is the absolute state of Nintendo in 2020+5

Buying the literal same shit year after year

Mario kart kucks are on the same level as Madden/Fifa normalfags

Get help Eric

the last mario kart was made over 10 years ago

Tendies are infinitely more times worse than Madden/Fifa normies.

We haven't had a new Mario Kart game in a decade. They released dlc after like 7 years

Aye, look at how furiously they come to this thread insisting 90 dollars is perfectly fine for what would be a free demo on any other console

bait or genuinely has no idea how nintendo works

call it

This but snoys with Last of Us.

best I can do is $200 for Mario Kart. if it gets anymore expensive I will have to seriously consider waiting before I still get it later.

Why are tendies such cultists? Is it because they are indoctrinated as kids?

$70 games

finally someone gets it

The whole ecosystem is set up to convince them slop is worth 90 dollars and they are actually getting a bargain. Indoctrination from the age they first learn to read. Just look at how they gobbled up totk and insisted it’s kino when it’s literally just botw with a new title slapped on. And they are about to paypig another 70 dollars again for botw and totk apiece on switch 2.

Game won't be better mechanically compared to ring racers or sonic robo blast kart 2 but it does look nice graphically

year after year

Last Mario Kart was over a decade ago

its old so its okay to charge 90 plus tip for the same sloppa

As usual, the useless open world hogged all the time and resources that could have been spent on the actual game. It also enabled the developers to be lazier than they were before, knowing it would still get inflated review scores and sales just from being open world.

tendies are just like fifafags paying for the same game every year

"Actually we haven't gotten a new Mario Kart in ten years. Many people have 500+ hours in the previous one and aren't concerned about paying $70 for a title we know will be a high quality fun with longevity."

haha look at tendies waiting ten years for sloppa

Literally beyond parody. I'd tell you to see a therapist but they'd laugh you out of the room as soon as you reveal that the source of all your mental anguish is the Nintendo company.

Just buy Crossworlds.

I bought Mario Kart 8 full price, I bought the two DLC packages. Then I bought Mario kart 8 deluxe, then I got the Boosert Course Packages through NSO.
And it was worth every single penny, if a game deserves that price it's Mario Kart. With that said, I'm not going to be defending the price on twitter, I'm shit posting drop the price. I'll buy it at any price and get my money's worth but I'd rather the game be cheaper.

To be honest with you, if it weren't for how shit most of the stuff on the Switch 1 was, I probably wouldn't have been willing to pay for this console or these games. The sheer fact that they're promising Nintendo IPs with bigger games and higher quality to be processed puts it way above what I would've been willing to pay for Switch games, especially with the mechanics they're promising.

I'm not paying $70 for a game-key card though, they can shove that shit up their ass.

buy a sonic kart racer

lol

sftu daniel you ugly nigger your writing sucks.