Based, everyone is turning against nintendo

Based, everyone is turning against nintendo.

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I bet you listen to asmongold's takes on things as well.

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everyone

Fucking e-retard gen A kill yourself

God I regret switching to Android ... I miss Apple so much it's insane.

NPC

NPCs are the ones defending Nintendo, retard.

I hope people do end up boycotting nintendo. I'd like to be able to buy a switch 2 at launch.

They're paid shills. Nintendo is in full damage control mode. Instead of lowering the prices and releasing their console, they're doubling down.

theres just something funny about a video thumbnail with a manlet jew calling someone else greedy while surrounded by his expensive statues and manchild toys

You're going to spend $670 for a console? Are you serious?

You know it's bad when your target audience calls you out.

450*1.24=558

Retard

I don't like defending a large corporation like Nintendo, but the fact is the tariffs would kill their profit margins on the Switch and if they don't make profit they are worthless to their shareholders and they are fucked. Why would they not fix that by punishing the country hurting their economy for no reason?

You miss having to pay for youtube red and twitch prime instead of getting it for free* on android?

He's just way too short for me to care about his opinion on things

Hopefully they crash too. That'll teach them some humility.

I bet you listen to asmongold's takes

I can't tell any of these "people" apart

That's still way too expensive. No I hope Trump bans Nintendo from doing business in america for trying to avoid paying the tariffs.

I miss my technology working. Android is complete ass.

t.watched one breadtuber and now thinks he understands the economy

Asmon is obviously the one with blood smeared on his walls and roaches crawling on him intermittently throughout the stream.

I watched his latest stream and there were bugs crawling everywhere! He makes based statements but holy shit imagine the smell.

The base console price isn't the problem it is the price creep.

Uhhuh. Keep telling yourself that. I hope Nintendo goes bankrupt for being so greedy.

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Blames the device

Sounds about right.

Instead of blaming Nintendo, how about blaming anti-woke grifters and their followers who thought that voting for a tariff-loving president was a good idea?

Whatever. Never had these issues on iPhone or my MacBook.

price creep

It's called inflation. Go complain to your government about it, not nintendo.

t.watched his kike master make a speech and believed every word he said without questioning it.

Only westerners. Asians are ready to preorder in record numbers.

If they didn't force woke bullshit in the first place, I would have happily kept gaming and ignoring politics. You fucked up. This is the result. Next time we tell you to shut the fuck up and leave video games alone, you might wanna listen.

people with unpopular opinion are the NPCs

OK idiot

Apple shit never works after 1-2 years. They are the modern definition of planned obsolescence.

FPBP

Only in Japan. That's what? 5000 people?

Chinese people don’t play Nintendo.
Indians don’t either.

I'm posting from an iphone xr I bought six years ago. Still works fine.

3days ago

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There is nothing you can do when you are talking to subhuman children throwing a temper tantrum like this guy It's absolutely useless to try to reason with someone with an IQ too low to have ever developed a consistent moral or ethical system, to have any understanding of economics or anything.

the fart that caused Jobst to owe 1 billion dollars to Billy

Why just mine? It is every fucking country in the planet that pumped the prices for switch games

Cope.
You will also buy it. This outrage will only last a month tops and then all of you will buy one too. All the YouTubers screaming "boycott Nintendo" will be playing the new Mario Cart this summer.

Asmongold is just the Chris Chan flavored version of Cr1tiKal, minus the fact Asmongold let his mom explode into a blood mist.

Lmao this board is full of commie-brained manchildren

I think video games trained me for this. I'm laser focused. I can spot the enemy from a mile away by the most basic things. I call it out.

I bet that's going to be woke

And I've been proven right 100% of the time. So while Trump enacts tariffs, I just keep not buying woke trash. I'm not buying the switch 2, not because of the price hike, but because of the woke shit they're trying to push. Launch title is some tranny colored wheelchair basketball? Tranny colored character in the new donkey kong? As if I wouldn't notice?

Chris fucked his mom, asmon blew his mom up.

You people are genuine cultists.

I'm using guy

I am going to bringing mean things guy B said about me

No guy B and guy have never spoken in their life

I still don't understand how this even happened. What a clown show

Niggas like this while having all that in the background telling me someone or something else is greedy...

No body no crime ;)
All kidding aside, how is he not in prison?

Yes, but guess what, he will be streaming Switch 2 games day one, maybe even before that because sponsorship or whatever. It's all performative and you idiots fall for it every time.

Why didn’t he mention this when he talked about billy winning?

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All kidding aside, how is he not in prison?

Chris or Roachman? If he latter he is extremely mentally ill and going in a home the last I heard. The latter? Lots of money and ultimately his mom lit the cigarette and blew herself up

Remember when penguinz_0/Moist immediately jumped to defend Hellena during the Bayonetta controversy despite having 0 information on the matter, all because he fucking hates Nintendo for constantly dunking on the Melee community? Then he had to make not one, but TWO, apology videos explaining how much of a uninformed retard he was? Not sure why people even watch him for "gaming news" when he's such a stupid retard for 99% of the topics he covers.

I'm not a cultist, I haven't played a Nintendo game since the Wii. But 150 million sales says I'm alone and everyone else is going to buy it just like they are still buying Uber eats and McDonald's

Ah. I like what he says but asmon is fucking cracked. He's 100% right for all the wrong reasons. At least he's entertaining to watch.

a fucking claw game in your office room

Why?

Cr1tikal was kinda cool still before he showed his face and went aboard the podcast hype train. Then he went from being perpetually just under 1 million subs to 10 million in a few years. He actually insulted his old fans about preferring his old non-political content, saying he was depressed back then and couldn’t understand why anyone would prefer when he just did goofy stuff in games instead of making endless videos about muh culture war and cops bad, etc.

It's not his office l, it's his pedo playpen. Where he brings the kids he grooms on discord

Not at $560 for a goddamn console. Lol. Not when Nintendo promised $450. If they think for a second people are going to blame Trump and reee out, they're in for a rude awakening. They'll just use what they already own.

Agreeing with Asmon on anything, except maybe WoW farming tactics, is probably a sign of mental retardation of some sort, something is fried.

he's sponsored by them and they gave it to him for free

He makes a lot of good points though. 3 year olds shouldn't be forced to transition genders. Sorry.

It's about to become more and more clear exactly who is at fault for this, everything is about to get more expensive and worse.

That's just because you're a retard

I'm just going to get the Mario Kart bundle. Seems like a good deal

It will sell 100 million units minimum

The problem is that the world wants their cake and wants to eat it too. Unironically America already has all the cake and is willing to let everyone have one, but is not willing to let everyone eat it. Only America is capable of eating cake without mass suffering across the world. Without America, no one gets cake EXCEPT America such is their economic power, so nations need to just bend the knee, take their cake, and let America eat.

It is $450 though in Japan
PS3 was more expensive on launch and that's before considering inflation. The prices aren't going to stop the hordes from buying it. You don't get it: they NEED it.

You're delusional
And people will stop buying things. It'll make companies rethink making shit in the United States for cheaper.

There are maybe a few working parts left in his brain, enough to where he can still see that transgenderism is a mass mental illness because he hasn't been indoctrinated into it, but not enough to give him credit since he couldn't explain outside of instinctual gut feelings why it is mentally ill.

This plus Metroid ZA and whatever eventual xeno game assuming it is t as bad as 3 is all I really see on the horizon. I have spent more for less though and make plenty of money so I don't really give a shit

Who?

No, I just don't want to babysit my technology like some shutin.
Ok bud, you keep telling yourself that. Hahaha omg.

It is $450 though in Japan

No it isn't retard. It is slightly less than $350 in japan

economic power

If only. Three quarters of the country are living paycheck to paycheck.

The bugs are eating his grey matter. He's gotten kind of dumber as time goes on for sure. The autistic spasms are growing in frequency.

One country slaps tarrifs

That country accounts for ~30 million of 150 million in sales

He doesn't think the switch 2 will perform similarly outside of the US

Retard.

More like 46.6 million switches sold in the United States. It's kind of neat that the world bought the cheapest console.

Why didn't you just win the election?

Lol everyone there is going to buy one.

Hope they know Japanese. The 50k yen version is Japanese locked. No I am not kidding lol

I love how Nintendo sells it in japan at $330 but blames Trump instead of lowering the price. They could have struck a deal but decided to try and cheat. Fuck Nintendo. If the rest of the world buys Nintendo, let them. I'm not.

A black jeet woman wasn't going to win even if she were a political genius and had written in hand legislation to fix every problem in this country.

Ok. We don't need sales from racists.

Based retard

That's not true. She wanted more woke bullshit. If she were Donald Trump but a black jeet, I would have voted for her. Boiling it down to sex and race is so retarded.

Still buying it day one. I would pay 5k for the Metroid prime 4 machine

Everyone there is going to buy one

Hope they know Japanese

Anon... why wouldn't they? They're Japanese. Did you misunderstand?

Good luck without us. Japan is the most racist country on earth.

You maybe. She was not ever going to get the votes she needed. They had to portray Obama as some super nigger genius for over a year and it was still close. To top it off she is a fucking retarded cunt who was only VP because she was a black jeet. A random white guy from the Midwest would have beat trump and most people here in rural Ohio agree with that assessment

Just emulate on pc then. At least then you'll have a useful system for other stuff.

My dyslexia kicked in like a mother fucker and read it as

Everyone is going to buy one there

I have a PC and once 5080s are actually available I will buy one

Remains to be seen. I wouldn't mind a female president as long as she wasn't a nutcase pushing a leftist agenda. I love women. I even love powerful women. But when I say woman, I mean someone with an XX chromosome, born with a pussy, that lives a Christian life. I don't care about her race either.

I have a 4070. I'm good for a while.

I dont disagree. Just arguing against the

Buy a PC retard

Mindset when I am a lifelong idort with Nintendo+PC

It was only close because McCain carried himself well and professionally. Something trump doesn't do. Obama would have wiped the floor with Trump

So not an excuse

The OP is a faggot situation is crazy

That and the 2 söyboys pointing at [thing] meme I wish would just die already. They're so overused and were never funny.

Nintendo will still win LOL

It's literally over for Nintendo. They should have released the damn thing a year or two ago.

b-but Nintendo promised it would be $450

Yeah that was before your president decided to go full retard. All that extra cost on top of $450 is all on Trump and there's not much that Nintendo can do.

$450 is already 50% over the Switch. They were accounting for tariffs with that price.

Notice how the pajeet shilling for apple always goes:

This thing happened to me so everyone will have this problem

This happened to you? works on my machine!

Muh tariffs

Late night Eric thread?

For someone with a fucking claw machine in his bedroom that's the size of my house I'm reluctant to agree on any comments about "greed". But I do think Nintendo are greedy, yes.

More or less what I'm guessing. They are likely just fine tuning the price and we're guessing on the tarrifs costs. It being 50k yen is ~350 so they were guessing somewhere around 28% tarrifs. After transportation and whatnot it might end up at 500. Hell it might drop lol

Didn't everyone shit on the switch when it first released too?

It was panned here yes. I called them retarded and said it would sell incredibly well. People cite economic downturns for the switch potentially failing which I laugh at since entertainment industries boom in economic hardship.

There's a difference between a hardship and the next great depression where a console costs $560.

It wasn't just here i remember hundreds of videos being made shitting on the switch all over the internet

As someone who was very critical and skeptical of the Switch before it came out
No. Not at all. Most people were very hype for the first Switch.

Nintendo can eat the cost like they're suppose to do. I'm not buying your overpriced console.

If you had $5000 you'd have a pc

Movie theaters blew up during the great depression and tickets were the equivalent of like $50 for one ticket. So I doubt it

and we're guessing on the tarrifs costs.

It's just Jap greed, retard. Everything's just as overpriced to shit in turdworld countries and the EU.

No, we're turning against Trump.

He is gonna REALLY have a meltdown when Sony announces the price points on the PlayStation 6.

A lot of people snuck in. What's your point? Pirates gunna pirate. Also $50 (in today's money) is a lot less than $560.

Asmongold has some wild takes sometimes, but he does a pretty good job at explaining his reasoning in a way that actually makes sense and that you can agree with to some extent. And most of the time its people taking it out of context or blowing it out of proportion compared to what he actually said, which is basically just the internet trying to rile you up anyway. Don't get distracted by the bullshit, basically.

they were accounting for like 20% tariffs, the ones that go into effect on the 8th are nearly 40%, and more than 40% for the games which means nintendo will have to raise the price of games to $100 to make the same revenue as they would at $80 lmao

Whataboutism

Faggot.

Lol no we're not. Just you.

The prices are HIGHER in other countries. The American price points are LOWER than EVERY other region. That just disproves the "MUH TARRIFS" narrative.

Good

The games shouldn't cost more than $40 to begin with.

Moishecr1tical ;)

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waits to see what take is safest

makes a video on it to spout that take

good thing saying Nintendo greedy is a ok right now if he did that before the switch 2 price reveal it would've been unsafe

Idk I liked the mc movie. It was really funny. Turn off your brain and watch it.

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Android has been shitty longer than it has been good.

he's been shitting on nintendo for years, you are picking the only thing he's broken from the norm on to highlight

Turn off your brain and stop breathing

Everyone was thinking it would be $299-$350 (outside of the news media which nobody trusts these days). Even retards here on Anon Babble were saying $299 for the console itself. Absolutely nobody thought it would be $450.

He's not wrong about Nintendo being greedy, but he spent the majority of the video confidently saying something completely wrong. He said that every physical cartridge is not real and stores no data. That's only SOME games by 3rd parties who don't wan to pay for a real cartridge, and has already been a thing with Switch 1 games for years. Not a single one of his glazers corrected him.

Everyone still would pay full price to play new Mario/zelda/metroid game.

I think $60 for the best games and $50 for sloppa is a fair price range

You have low standards.

The price points on the Switch 2 and its games are literally ONLY because of inflation and anyone who says otherwise is an idiot.

denying me a (you)

okay, then im refunding my (you) for your post too, faggot

Shalom.

The secret is to only see them as clowns, if you do that your brain wont spoil.

Nintendo lost their minds. It's ok, they'll feel the pain when nothing sells. Retards think it will. It won't. Especially if Sony or Microsoft releases a handheld at an affordable price. Like if the handheld xbox was $149, and with xbox live you had all those games streaming for free? Nintendo would be cooked. The cheapest console always wins.

Nintendo was never good.

[Coping Intensifies]

Kek, based

We already had this thread for fuck sake

The only ones coping will be tendies when Nintendo goes bankrupt and ends up like Sega.

You're right, it's just that now it's much more transparent. It was already going bad when they started charging for online services like other dogshit consoles.

I do you readlet. I would advice reading some basic children's books to touch up in your reading comprehension then tackling some harder works

I like turtles.

Cope Overdose

Literally nobody was or even is freaking out over the console price. It's the $80-$90 games whe Nintendo is known for rarely (if ever) doing sales on first party titles & never dropping their price years after release. BotW is an 8 year old game that they're still charging full price for on their shop. It's insane.

SeeIt's over

You know what? I do too. Perhaps I shouldn't have been so rude. Have a good night

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alright seeya

I like Nintendo. I don't want to pay $80 for a kart racer. I don't want to pay $560 for a console. That's just insane.

what about this mindbreaks the Anon Babbletard

Posting a news paper stock

3/10 bait made me Google

Look, there was a heckin dipperino!!

LOL good one, keep it up

It's over and it's not coming back.

I don't want to pay $560 for a console

Then don't. I don't "want" to pay anything for anything. People buy things when the cost is less than the perceived value of the object. If it isn't worth it don't buy it

He's wrong again, he spent most of the video saying all physical Switch games are just key cards with no data and you have to download all games. Retard makes videos for his millions of viewers without even fact-checking what he's talking about. This was way after all the information was readily available online.

I made the same thread, got 0 replies, what the fuck

nikke stocks are down

not looking good for nikker lovers

How is he wrong?

That's the point. I don't mind paying $350 for it. But what do I get? 120fps? My pc does 240 on my gaming display. Slightly better graphics? My pc does 8k on my main display. I'm not just a pc vegan. I love my switch. Why? It was cheap. If it dies, I'll buy another one. And that's the point. It's a disposable piece. They break very easily. Driving the cost of that up makes me rethink everything. Driving the cost of games up just means I'll buy less games. Which is fine. Just means I'll only buy the games I like instead of having a backlog. But the console itself needs to be cheaper or they need to make it actually current gen specs for that price. Not a ps4.

I don't like digital games but if it means saving $40(?) on Mario Kart fuck it I'll make an exception. It's a good game to always on the system without needing to switch cartridges. The file size is only 23 gb.

put more effort in next time, being triggered by youtubers usually doesn't get people to post in your thread

Fair enough. The divide in this case is more 600 after tax plus like 3 games is very little to me so I don't give a shit

So your soul is worth $40. Got it.

Reminder that all e-crowns work for the same entertainment company ran by Jews and they’re being told to not promote Nintendo products because Nintendo doesn’t allow faggotry or tranny shit in their games.

Night media only owns like half the people you fags pretend they own

You'll give a shit by your 3rd or 4th switch 2. I never sent mine in for repair. If it broke, I just bought whatever the latest collectors edition was. Which was yes an expense but at $350 it was fine. Most of the time it was the joycons that died or the battery because I forgot to plug it in. I'm sure the switches worked, I gave them away to friends who "fixed" them. I wanted the latest greatest. It made them happy. Life went on. $560? That's a hard sell. I'll leave it docked and never touch it. Which, why buy it?

why do poorfags seethe at ichad file names?

Something something filtered, Linux good, apple bad... Idk they're mentally ill so it's hard to keep up with their mental gymnastics. Android is only Linux when it fits their narrative.

Chinese people don't play Nintendo, they buy it enmasse in Japan to resell tho

Wtf do you mean how is he wrong? Because most physical games are real, only some games are key cards, same as the first Switch, and they're generally 3rd party games that are too cheap to pay for a real cartridge. Generally 3rd party games no one buys on Switch.

rent free leftoid c/v/ck lmao

Because most physical games are real,

how do you know? how many switch2 games have you bought?

I bought my switch 1 day one and between me and my wife it has probably 2000 hours of runtime the console itself has 0 problems. The fuck are you doing with yours?

Controller died? Better buy a new console

Battery died? Just throw it away

P-paris Hilton?

Taking it outside. Going camping with it. Taking it to work and dropping it. Forgetting to plug it in. A few of them were only joycon drift though. The joycons were loose in the rails and I just gifted it to a friend who bought new joycons. I didn't really care. $350 and I had a shiny new console.

Metroid isn't as popular as you think it is.

The point is, it was cheap enough to do that. I didn't throw them away, I gave them to friends. They fixed them and played them.

So then PS6 is going to REALLY bomb then, right? Because it's going to be WAY more expensive and therefore, according to you, it'll be last place, right?

Or are you just a fanboy faggot who thinks it's OK when Sony does it?

GRAPHICS fags will totally release a cheap console

Switch 2 will be the cheapest console. And no Microsoft shit is not even in the running

Neither is donkey Kong or Mario kart

But muh sales numbers

A lot of people buying a game isn't a good measure of popularity. I'm willing to bet most copies of mk8 go unplayed. Or maybe have 15 minutes of actual gameplay. It's a game that people buy for their kids and grandkids.

Timmy has a switch, what's the most popular game?

Mariokart 8 sold the most so far...

Ok I'll get him that!

Meanwhile timmy probably has like 4 copies.

This was literally just a joke, not pandering.

Most likely. If it's the most expensive console, it won't sell that many units. Idk why this is so hard for people to understand. Cost is usually within the top 3 reasons people consider a console. It's also not enough to be the cheapest option, it has to be affordable. If you price people out, they'll stick to last gen consoles like they did with the ps4.

or Mario kart

Retard. I can't express how retarded you are. At every stage of my life Mario kart is one of the most popular games with my peers

N64? Mario kart time

GameCube? You know it

Fucking DS? Holy shit every school trip we have to draw tickets for retardedly huge brackets for tourneys we ran

You get the point

Ah sorry. Hard to tell sometimes with how tendies react on here. (Admitted that I'm kind of a tendie but I'm also a realist)

Femboys aren't faggy woke or whatever you fags complain about

Ah sorry. Hard to tell sometimes with how tendies react on here

I can tell. You are a sped too

Selling games != Popularity. Like I said, it's a game relatives buy for kids. It's not a game kids outright ask for. I know some kids through their parents that have 4 copies of mk8. Why 4? Aunts and uncles who bought them the games without asking. Usually for birthday or Christmas. It's not popular my friend. It just sells well because normies don't think that deeply. They just want to get the kid a gift.

Why should they eat the cost? They have nothing to do with the tariffs and have absolutely no power to change that situation. Eating the cost would make no sense financially.

Where did it say ALL physical Switch 2 games will be key cards? Because that's what moistfag said. You can't make an argument based on a baseless assumption. They literally did not touch on it at all during the direct, they only showed the actual cartridges and talked about the fast read speed, which would be pointless for a key card. Even cyberpunk comes on a real physical cartridge despite having to pay for the more expensive cartridges that store 64 gb. This is what boxes look like if they're just a key card:
en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/68415/kw/Nintendo Switch 2

I like turtles ;)

Can't believe subhumans are against Nintendo

Because they'd still sell it at a profit. If they can sell the japanese version for $330, they'll be alright.

I was the faggot saying that it would launch at $299-$350 here on Anon Babble. Why? I knew the Japanese launch price. What I didn't know was that Nintendo was going to release it at $450! Like holy shit. They can eat my whole ass.

but thats what you did. you said he iss wrong as if you already know what will happen. your uncle works at nintendo?

Very likely they factored in the US tarrifs into the price and are just going to bump/cut the price $50 and everyone outside the US is just going to take it like a bitch. The next couple of weeks will show

fippus bippus

kill yourselves

Donkey Kong and Metroid are already shown to be real games. This will likely be a cost cutting tool for 3rd parties

Because we already know which games are key card only, so far it's only Bravely Default and SF 6.

No, the English version in Japan is $450. They didn't let us know that part of the price. There's a lot of immigrants living in Japan that don't read Japanese all that well. Like they can speak it but reading is hard. It's a move of pure greed.
Nobody is going to buy it except for a few fanhog paypigs. Which is a good thing. Nintendo needs some humility.

Moistretard said ALL physical games are fake and gay, which is wrong. That was the whole point of the argument.
see

my machine staus: werks

so all AAA will be key card games

americans finally have to start paying the same amount for games as the rest of the world has

uh oh melty

More like any 3rd party titles. The high speed cards are expensive as fuck

that price

no oled

why do jannies allow jewtuber threads?

that price

Non problem

OLED

Preferable but switch stays docked 80% of the time anyways

previous console sells extremely well

company gets cocky and raises the prices for the next console according to the talmud

a tales as old as time

how are they expensive? shit is old as fuck tech

expecting moderation on Anon Babble

lmaoooooo

how are they expensive

How? Because that's the price point. Why? I have no idea

Making shit in the United States will make things even MORE expensive, these subhuman retards don't even understand basic economics.

cyberpunk is a real cartridge and uses an expensive 64 gb cartridge. I literally just showed you the only 2 games that use a keycard retard

Very dramatic, if it's worth it to rent it indefinitely for the price it isn't selling your soul, you can back up the data or download it for the inevitable piracy.

This guy is a pedo who thinks a 9 yr old can consent and that it's fine to castrate kids.
but yes nindendo is greedy.

Actually believe he believes that shit and isnt just just spouting what he believes the common consensus is

You might be as retarded as him