Kino employees HATE him!

why are zoomies losing their collective shit over this scene specifically? I don’t get it

youre old

It's a forced meme

*millennials

millennials are the ones seething about it albeit

The zoomers have their The Room now, so pretty soon they might upgrade to throwing flint rocks at the screen instead of spoons.

how can an employee be kino?

kino = cinema in german

zoomies don't have souls. they just do things because social media and the algorithm told them to. all behind a veil of irony so they can be absolved of any and all blame. i don't think they sincerely enjoy anything.

CHICKEN JOCKEY

Based

irony poisoned zoomers looking for attention and views on tictok

i-is that... CHICKEN JOCKEY

They sincerely enjoy doing this, you dumbass

be 2001 zoomer

only ever browse Anon Babble due to being too much of an autist to enjoy normalfag social media

manage to avoid tiktok/twitter brainrot through this

retarded teenagers who share my generation do this retarded shit and I get lumped in with the apes

self hatred intensifies

every time without fail, I should honestly neck myself one of these days to at least spare you all the burden of having another zoomer in the world
to think if I was born only a few years earlier I wouldn't be part of the most hated generation on the planet

get a grip dweeb

never lose your zyn brother, dont fall for anti zoomer progaganda

Chucky Sneedy

qrd?

CLEAN IT UP JANNIES

Chicken
Jockey

First time it was autismos, every instance after is vandalism under the guise autism.

self hatred intensifies

kek you let shitllennials get to you? fucking pathetic

nope. they're only doing it for social media attention and because they saw other braindead zoomies do it. they're not doing it out of sincerity.

zoomies are the unfunny gachatard ritual posters

shocking absolutely nobody. probably brown too.

can't even save an image I find funny without being judged

thanks for proving my point nigger

what is funny about a gachatard meme that is spammed for no reason other than it's just ritual posting spam?

>manage to avoid tiktok/twitter brainrot through this

Are you sure?
50% of the threads here are xitter screenshots.

There's a certain contingent of social media users who will recreate any fad they see. Marketing saw that and try to leverage it. It's the same as "Barbenheimer" and Minions in suits before it, except more disruptive because it's tailored for young men instead of 40 year old women.

It's a baby zombie riding a chicken. It's fun, don't overthink it

Chicken Jockey!

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

everything is a conspiracy

Yikes
This, the popular boards on Anon Babble (Anon Babble, Anon Babble, Anon Babble, Anon Babble, etc) are basically Twitter aggrogates.

Why are mutts such uncivilized subhumans?

Yeah and you only do things because Anon Babble culture dictates it. It's horshoe theory: you're the same as the thing you hate, just under different pretenses.

It is primarily caucasian males doing this

this is peak civilization what are you talkin about?

High metaphysical concepts your decayed brain is unable to comprehend.

Hard to believe i share a fucking generation with these people

blud doesn't know how to have fun while watching kino no cap

To must be fun at parties

Cool. You don't mind if I start throwing popcorn around in your house, do you? Rhetorical question, I bought the popcorn so I can do what I want with it.

Difference between a public commercial space and a private residential one.

"White people don't have cultu-"

x.com/hourly_shitpost/status/1909985482466877602

I tune out most of the screencap threads and try to find a half decent thread, if nothing piques my interest I try another board or do something else
I've mostly done this without thread filters, weirdly
there was a time when this board wasn't and I wish I could go back to that time
buddy I didn't even think about half of this shit when I downloaded the image, I saw it in a thread and thought it was retarded enough to save onto my computer
if I'm going to get called a "ritualposting gachanigger zoomer" for saving a single image I might as well not post images ever again on this shithole board

nah go ahead

You asked the question and answered yourself in the same sentence.

So is this the new Vidya Butts?

Baby zombies are run enders disguised as a simple inconvenience. A force to be reckoned with, on par with creepers if I'm being honest. Every minecrafter worth a piss knows not only to fear them, but to respect them and the threat they carry.

BASED BASED BAS

there was a time when this board wasn't and I wish I could go back to that time

Yeah like 10 years ago

most hated

????

This won't have the same lasting impression as The Room. Gentleminions came and went, so will this retardation. And The Room will die out with Millenials and Gen X, and it's still niche among those generations.

someone is having a good time?

durr it's ironic!1!1

Why is this website so mentally ill?

Based if they’re doing this because cinema staff told them not to wear suits so instead they’re acting like chimps as revenge

Boomers, Gen Xers and Mellenials at hate them thats gotta be an achievement of some sort.

When Illumination makes the Banjo Kazooie Movie, the viewers will be far more civilized than the Stevie delinquents.

"Why do people enjoy silly simple jokes like funny faces?!"

You are autistic.

I'm pretty sure they acted like chimps in suits during that.

burgers

white

taking shitposts this personally

christ dude

I'm not like the other people, I don't watch popular media

self-hatred anyway

How about you get over yourself? Nobody is going to be impressed that you intentionally live under a rock.
Do things for yourself, and try expressing yourself to your peers more.
Your interests are being assumed to be similar to your generation because you are too much of a 'shy' little faggot to just tell people what you actually like instead.

ayo this scene was lit on god fr fr

voiced by Seth Rogan

Dont take it personally desu

t. Spic

You are fucking pathetic.

his mom didnt buy him an ipad before he could walk

uhh thats gonna be a yikes from me

Don't rope yourself if you're white, we need more non niggers in the world

zoomies ruined the internet, Anon Babble, and video games with their love of cancerous trends. i will always hate them.

This film is filled with gay sex innuendos. It is actually digusting for a childrens film. Jack Black and Jason Mamoa spend nearly 20% of the film doing gay sex jokes, where they both rub their sweaty bodies on each other and say jokes like "relax your hips let my hips guide you" while jack black is literally riding jason doggy style and making an O face. The end scene of the film (not post credits) is literally jason and jack both making genuine, real orgasm faces while sweatily rubbing up and down each other. Watch the Elytra wing scene if you don't believe me, i was actually fucked up leaving the theater. Was expecting mario bing bing tier movie and got literal gay propaganda for children.

So yeah do not take your nephew, unless you want him to become gay, or you're willing to having a convo with him after about why being gay is wrong.

cry about it lil’ boomboom
ZoomGAWDS we run this shit

People don't live at the kinoplex, retard.

all the seething wage cucks in this thread.

nooooo not the popcorn!

boring faggots

people complain about the economy

but will willingly waste food for fun by throwing it around like toddlers

AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE NOT THE POPCORN THINK OF THE HECKIN STARVING AFRICAN CHILDREN

you are all so old and lame lol

eat it up janny

public commercial space

It's still privately owned, dipshit, they just allow you in with the understanding that you'll behave. If you don't, then out the door your ass goes.

I took my 7 year old son and yeah there was Chicken Jockey screaming and it was funny and my son and I laughed about it but that was it. Give your nephew a little credit anon, you're acting like he's some fragile and delicate piece of glass that breaks at the smallest thing.

millenials throwing plastic spoons at the screen yelling SPOON when they watch The Room

this is ok

zoomers freaking out at CHICKEN JOCKEY

OMG CRINGE!! CRIMGE!!! I'M GETTING THE ICK! OMG THIS IS SO CRINGE

Zoomers have reached a breaking point with Californian slop made by millennial writers so they’re chimping out ironically to pretend like this slop is kino. They’re jokingly exaggerating how hollywood expects people to react to shit quips in shit films. Every quoted scene from the trailers recieves a crashout from the audience like Chicken Jockey, but none are as big as it due to Chicken Jockey being the most egregious example of hollywood slop millennial writing. Chicken Jockey is also just the dumbest thing from the game mentioned where as the rest are relatively normal references to the game.

Any explanation other than this right here is pure cope or stupidity from non-zoomers.

That's my point: I'm not letting you in my house in the first place.

I didn't sell you the popcorn retard.
If you brought your own popcorn to the kinoplex, then fuck you.

The Room memes

Millenikino sovl

Mineslop memes

Cringe and forced zoomer shit

simple as

Wow so you’re an underage that simultaneously acts like a faggot millennial? That’s the worst of both worlds.

that's what me and the bros do

So you can't complain when the movie theater kicks you out for throwing popcorn. Don't be a hypocrite.

Zoomer think it's kino

Anon they know it's a joke, they're enjoying the moment and they'll foget about it in a month and move on to the next thing. That's life. God, how miserable are some of your lives?

it's ironic so it's okay why are you so mad bro it doesn't matter i'm just acting retarded ironically so that means it's okay calm down

the zoomer mantra.

OH YEAH! FLICK THE TONGUE, STEVE!

Exactly. 20 years from now, no one will think about the Minecraft Movie. 22 years since 2003, we still think about the Room, and go to midnight screenings.

I was never complaining about that, it must have been another anon. But your argument was over throwing popcorn around in my house, to which I was marking the distinction between a public place vs a private one. You would never be able to throw popcorn around in my house. Yes, a theater has the right to kick me out, but unlike a theater I can pay to enter, you cannot enter my house in the same way. That was the argument, and it is unreasonable.

They're enjoying themselves and taking part in a cultural touchstone. If you weren't a narcissistic, angry, depressed irl shut-in, you would understand what taking part in a social activity feels like and why it's so popular.

Millennials don’t have souls

This scene in particular made me nearly walk out, but by this point i had to see how far they'd go

good god you are pathetic get a fucking grip man

everyone has to cater to and accept my bad behavior because i am being........ le ironic.....

yet you call others narcissistic.

Nigger I’m literally agreeing with you what the hell did you think my reply was about

Exactly. 20 years from now, no one will think about the Minecraft Movie.

You don't know that

How do you know it's ironic? All the videos I've seen show pure joy and excitement. And you are a narcissist, you think everyone should act and behave and enjoy in the same exact way you do. You hate freedom and personal expression. You're a narcissist.

Keep coping millennial. Your passive aggressive ass won’t do anything but seethe at others taking action. Someone has to suffer the consequences of this shit movie and zoomers knew it.

I do actually. I'm posting from the year 2045.

Because it’s funny to chimp out at an offensively shit movie.

How do you know it's ironic?

zoomers are doing it.

Its what happens on this board if your post is more than a few sentences. They just pick out a few words and then jump to their own conclusion about what you said. ADHD brainrot is rampant.

The Room is popular because it's considered the worst film ever made. Going to see it 23 years later is the definition of irony to seem hip, cool and interesting.

zoomers basically guaranteed there will be multiple sequels. if this was about shitting on a bad movie they'd all pirate it and not pay to see it in theatres.

Not like millennials aren’t also guilty of paying to go see shitty movies at the theater over and over and over again. The MCU is proof of that.

millennials

The MCU is dead THOUGH
Even the most soichuggingist basedgapingist millennials have capeshit fatigue now

Fellow zoomer “born in the wrong generation” here. Get over yourself. There’s always gonna be some retard assmad at you. Quit worrying about it so much

Yeah and next you'll say you wish you were born Japanese to experience anime land instead of being brown or say you're the wrong gender. Shut the fuck up dude.

twitter

You should stay there, tranny

Boomer here, planking was more sovlful than any zoomer meme in recent years.

Pure delusion

thirdies suddenly pretend they’re above anybody when they throw shit everywhere and cause thousands of dollars of damage every soccer game

you animals have zero self awareness. no wonder we left you behind three hundred years ago

L-L-L-LAVA
CH-CH-CH-CHICKEN

They clapped at one scene, is clapping bad?

The Room will endure SOLELY because of vocal Zoomies and Alphas being obsessed with Doug Walker.

First we mine

Then we craft

Let's MINECRAFT!

Sonic here, I think you just need to be cool and keep moving ahead.

he doesn't live at the kinoplex

lmao look at this loser

Having a good time ruining the experience for everyone else. Are you black?

Zoomers are in their mid 20s now you fucking moron.

for fun

It is for internet clout

Everyone under thirty is a zoomer

zoom zoom moment

Both are extremely based (or even keyed).

Are chicken jockeys are even a thing in Minecraft? Last I played in 2008 I don't remember running into any chicken jockeys.

Why are zoomers seething at milleniGODs all the time? Genuinely asking.

Your son will get groomed into transitioning, killing animals, or cutting names into his skin, all because his dad is a naive retard.

I guarantee I’m more of a shut in than you and you sound like a fucking faggot

it says in a thread about zoomers

why are millennisoys losing their collective shit over 'I'm the juggernaut, bitch'? I don't get it

incel ahh post

which creates dopamine, the "fun" hormone

I will now watch the movie.

I hope they're not buying theater popcorn to throw around like that because that shit is expensive.

they're using mommy and daddy's money it's okay.

post more goblin sluts and maybe I’ll tell you

0000 pictoseconds since SOIlennials seethed ober zoomerGODS

0000 pictoseconds since zoomerKEKS seethed over BVLLenials

WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS
WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS

Pick it up, janny. Pick. It. Up

the pavlovian trigger for modern day zoomies

Same. I'm 31 year old zoomer and i don't even use social media that much. And ofc i did not fall for this meme shit. I don't care about the movie either.
It's such a shame to be a zoomer...

only 1 in 10 gamers will get it

zillennial thinks he’s a true zoomchad

nah fuck off

2001

underage

anon...

I should have the freedom to be a complete nigger who ruins the days of other people because I'm a sadist and find it fun

you are a narcissist if you judge me for being human shit

I wish your parents hit you more.

this is supremely based

le wrong generation

you are just like them, degenerate.

What is the significance of chicken jockey? Is it actually in MC or is it a reference a toober or something?
t. played very little minecraft.

its a baby zombie
on a chicken
what more is there to understand?

No theatre popcorn I know is sold by the plastic bag, they bought those in CostCo or something.

You can see at least 3 theater popcorn tubs in the air. I'm certain they made a killing on concessions during this opening.

I literally stood up and clapped when the youtuber was referenced

The film does this thing where it cites Minecraft mobs and items for the audience to point and understand the reference.

zombies have a fairly uncommon chance of spawning as baby zombies instead, and on top of that a secondary very rare chance to spawn while riding a chicken.
i'm pretty sure this is a bug but there's also an unusually high chance the zombie will just dismount the chicken immediately making this very rare occurrence not even noticeable to the player
and apart from being one of the very few ways (that i'm willing to think of atm) to obtain a renewable food source in situations where food is not available (challenge runs),
no. there's absolutely nothing remarkable about chicken jockey whatsoever.

If the kids were black Anon Babble would have a collective fit and demand justice

thanks for the kind words
not even being ironic, nice to be reminded that god flipped me off at birth by making sure I'd live and die detested by anyone not a mental fetus

Throwing away perfectly good popcorn to own the jannies is stupid, popcorn isn't even that bad for you, maybe movie theatre popcorn is though.

Based, you're not based for making a mess in society, you're just being a nigger for a reddit meme.

I went to coldstone recently.
they had a banana pudding flavor ice cream it was pretty good. That is all.

ice cream parlors kick ass

Difference is I'd shoot you if you did that, dummy.

nigga i ain gon read allat shi

chicken ampersand mandible housekey

idgi

Shut up charles

It's the way Jack Black says it, that's it honestly
Last time people acted this way I remember was minions but it was just the movie I believe not anything actually in it

nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare

Chicken jockey has brought back segregation in theaters. They are trying to divide us into the chicken jockey haves and the chicken jockey have-nots. We must stand under one Minecraft movie, under Jack Black, saying lava chicken and chicken jockey for all.

ITT:

anons that shitpost and daily spam

vs

anons that applied for the janny position

What is the Rocky Horror Picture Show

What is The Room

People watch these films together just so they can crack the same jokes at every single line.

It's fuckin fun.
The chicken jockey mania is the same thing, it's fuckin great.

because chickens like corn? idk

but they do not like showers. showers.

White people "culture"

Minecraft is Wakanda but for white people

I wish I got paid to clean my house.

amazing bait, you fooled everyone

Anon Babble anons will make posts like these and then later think they are mentally sound

The struggle of being non white or female is that your actions don’t just reflect you but others that look like you online

Lets make it simple:

The movie sucks.

The story sucks.

Jack black is terrible.

Chicken jockey is a retarded meme.

Theres no reason for this movie to be making bank, and children should never accept that kind of slop while actual good children movies like The Day Earth Blew Up is being so aggresively ignored.

CHICKEN JOCKEY

1. It’s fucking Minecraft
2. The day the earth blew up was throw under the bus due to WB being scum looking to make a tax write off

direct to dvd boomerslop

lmao

Zoomers have reached a breaking point with Californian slop made by millennial writers so they’re chimping out ironically to pretend like this slop is kino

...By paying for cinema tickets. Hmm- this is some high-level thinking, obviously!

spent five bucks on a ticket and popcorn

get hundreds of bucks from people watching your virile tiktok chimp out

Gotta spend money to make money. Respect the hustle.

am I the only person that actually gets the joke, like all of Anon Babble and Anon Babble can't be retarded right?

And yet, its an actual better movie than the piece of crap that doesnt even respect the videogame and its only being popular due to MEEMS.

files.catbox.moe/duczw3.mp4
CINEMA.

like all of Anon Babble and Anon Babble can't be retarded right?

Yeah, workers hate... doing work, and love getting fired for lack of work.

Don't worry anon you can come to my house and throw all the popcorn you want