AWWWHHH LAWWDD MY MOMMA AINT EVER TELL ME TO POKE AROUND NO SQUARE WORLD FUCKIN WIT NO EMERALD PEOPLE OR NUN!!! WHERE THE NEAREST KFC BAYBA TAKE ME HOME!!
I get she was the comic relief, but was that line really necessary?
AWWWHHH LAWWDD MY MOMMA AINT EVER TELL ME TO POKE AROUND NO SQUARE WORLD FUCKIN WIT NO EMERALD PEOPLE OR NUN!!!...
She starred in one of the most successful movies of all time while you rot in your bedroom spewing hate on the internet.
Keep than in mind, buddy.
She's literally not that. The movie sucks ass but she's barely in it, and is mostly deadpan. Jack Black is 100x more fucking obnoxious with his RIGAGOOGOGOO FLIGU shit.
MALGOSHA KILLS CHUNGUS
Fat people should be taxed more.
Is that Kenan Thompson in drag?
comic relief
It's a comedy movie. Relief from what?
"What is this green nigga doin?"
"WAIT BONQUISHA IT'S A CREEPER"
explosion noise
she gets up
"Got dayum he more explosive than ma baby daddy!"
i live in my moms basement, nice try kid
Would have been more successful without her. That's the point.
I like how she did literally nothing the entire movie.
Her character arc was literally
she doesn't like working multiple hustles
she follows snood and is off screen for half the film
she tames steve's wolf which makes no sense because he should have gone rabid in the real world instead of conveniently becoming rabid now
everyone needs a happy ending for this movie so let's just say the animal hustle worked out in the end :)
Chuds lost
what the FUCK does jack black say before the lava chicken song? He says
you hear that? Thats the sound of sizzling _____
Theres like 3 words after sizzling but i cannot fucking figure out what the retard is saying
$301 million
art is dead
fucking kill me
YOU BETTER DON'T
He's either playfully saying sizzling
That's the sound of Sizzaliiiing!
Or he's making a sizzlean reference which wouldn't make much sense.
I don't think anyone was betting on or against this shit, just in awe of the spectacle.
Am I really supposed to be jealous of a negress shuckin' and jivin' for a bunch of jewish pedophiles? Am I really supposed to be jealous of anyone in that cesspit called Hollywood?
I already watched orange is the new black where she was a very important character. Still not gonna watch minecraft movie, sorry
Why do zoomers like minecraft and jack black so much?
did anyone else start clapping when steve said "let's minecraft"
Why do zoomers like minecraft and jack black so much?
They don't know who Jack Black is, but they like Minecraft.
Zoomers have no clue who Jack Black is, they just like Minecraft.
Lol, shut the fuck up nigger.
this makes alphazoomers shit and piss and fart and throw popcorn at the screen
Surprise to fucking who? What are the analysts for?
the worst part about the modern state of the board is that nobody here is funny anymore
ummm sweaty? you think all black people look the same or something? that's uhh kinda racist ya know?
yeah yeah
but when do we get the Skibidi movie starring Ron Perlman
YO SKIBIDDLE DONNIE
just sent this to Paramount, fame and fortune here I come
so fat, her ears are hidden
You know she's bad when even the jew critics aren't praising her despite her being A Heckin Black Woman in a Hollywood Film. they're all just praising Jack Black and Aquaman.
everyone that watched the movie only talks about Jack Black and Jason Momoa
one of the most successful movies of all time
Not even close.
I... AM THE GUIDE!
I like the Joe version better.
FINNA HURTEN FOR A SQUIRTEN
The thing is, I didn’t watch it.
Jack Black is 100x more fucking obnoxious with his RIGAGOOGOGOO FLIGU shit.
kek
Why is the Enderman so fucking fat?
Nderwoman is a different creature
FLINTLOCK PIS-TEEL
why do Anon Babbletards always fall for the cheapest bait available?
AAAAHHHH LAWDY LAWDY NO, NO RECTANGLE DICK GONNA SATISFY MEEE!
That's the part that got me. Does that really belong in a children's movie?
they know it's bait but Anon Babbleirls just wanna have fun
They should have had a bone through her nose to complete the look.
Best I can do is a bone between her titties
This. She serves as the only real grownup in the movie. Meanwhile Jack Black gets like 3 adlibbed entire songs and does his SHAMENAYEHA shit
HAN
BAA~
GAA~
Why do they bother stealing English words if they literally cannot say them because their ridiculous syllabary doesn't allow it?
She's honestly the least offensive thing about the movie.
we in some kinda terrarium or something?
Im less bothered by the black lady and more bothered by despite the movie being as obnoxious as it is, you barely see Minecraft til like 30 minutes in. The setup is fucking excruciating
theyll say theyre having fun but theyre all venting about something. if they wanted to have fun they would reply to fun posts.
this movie was unironically more enjoyable with the dogshit unfinished CGI
lmao why are twitch streamers putting ads on their videos, zoomies consume this garbage?
EMERALD PEOPLE
what's up with the antisemitism lately?
Also with pajeet kino casino ads.
No, I just like to say nigger.
So why does the big guy dress like a male stripper?
isn't the micheal bay one real or was that fake news
don't care, still snood
fpbp
because japanese is a meme language that even they dont bother learning to read
nigger is a hilarious word
JB is "bowsers voice" to kids now
Why are you guys so mean?
What has she done to you personally?
I had fun. It was fun.
what a stupid and gay planet, let me off this ride
the all mighty BOOOOOMSTICKKK
kid goes to minecraft world
right away starts crafting shit that isnt in minecraft
How many rewrites happened before they said "fuck it, tater tot gun"
The non-ghetto black women I have met in my life have been wonderful people and one of them even showed me her size DDD knockers and performed live JOI for me.
Exactly this.
There are black people, and there are niggers.
youtube.com
"Black culture" is fundamentally lower-class and encourages blacks to be niggers.
If we cannot criticize the faults of their behavior, how can we expect them to improve?
you're naive if you think it's bait
this site is nothing but redditors who actually believe things like that
Why the diaspora?
Were they not content to remain in their carefully-cultivated leftist echochamber?
What was the point of appointing tranny mods and banning everyone they disagree with?
Concord isn't very interesting as a failure, let alone as a game
Wait a minute!
I just realized that the tater tot was a Napoleon Dynamite reference!
I think he might've carried the tater tot in his pocket too.
I didn't see the hate in ops post just joy
I'm drunk and I laughed hard at this. Very based.
Literally not even the most annoying character. Male sibling has zero personality except being a faggot and the girl just exists to kill the mood.
be Danielle Brooks
lnominated for an Oscar, a Tony, and an Emmy
won a Grammy, so at least on the way to getting the EGOT down
literally went to Julliard and performed on Broadway
have to do stupid IP schlock so you can be allowed to do serious drama films and stuff
The blockbuster era of the film industry is fascinating
No hate she's got the kind of sassy negris cornered those ladies are just funny as shit
Minecraft's success all but confirms Fortnite movie is a go.
The merchandising would be crazy.
They dont even try to give boy a compelling reason to go home or a good reason for why they cant just go back and forth, they just jam in this "No, I need to stay in the real world" shit at the very end
We already got that
Its called Ready Player One
the schlock pays for everything else
does she say that in the movie
Start saying gen a. gen z are boomers. I know “zoomer” is more of a catchy word. Gen a needs a new buzzword.
You guys are bad at impersonating black people, even as racist caricatures. You always take it too far with chicken or watermelon
The best mockery is the one that's true to life. At least say popeyes or something
Jack Black was based in this movie tho
Come on that shit is 100% spot on
so true, I literally spit choccy milk out all over my Nintendo Labo when he said FLINT AND STEEEL
It's really not
Take this for example:
YOU TRYNA AXE ME SUMMIN?
Anon Babble version
OH LAWD MUHFUGGIN BIX NOOD YOU TRYNA SAY SUMMIT WHITE BOY SHIEEEET WHERE DA FRIED CHICKEN AT
You have it, you have the line already but it's like they're worried about it not being funny enough so they just keep adding stuff no one actually says. Ironically enough the best impersonators are coomers of all people.
why the fuck do you have a 3mb 1:25 webm of someone stroking plushies with a jack black action figure? whats wrong with you? dont post that again. delete it from your hard drive
its a fucking movie about minecraft in the age of rampant austism among children.
nobody thought this movie would fail, absolutely nobody. but nobody thought it would be good, and it wasnt. retarded children like it.
LAWD DEM NIGGA RAAAAAAANGZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they're worried about it not being funny enough so they just keep adding stuff no one actually says
You figured it out, you are so smart.
Don't get defensive
ummm listen here bucko there's black people and then there's niggers
This is the libertarianism of racism
will total
analysts
lol
lmao
spider-verse, puss in boots and the wild robot set the new standard for animated movies
minecraft had every option to become another movie in that league
instead they went with the demoralization total western culture death route
Would
I don't dislike them for being black.
I dislike them for behaving in a coarse and undignified manner idiosyncratic to black culture.
Similarly, most rednecks are white trash.
anon discovers what hyperbole is
next try to figure out how to say it, it's not how you'd expect!
...Lynch
Who is the little creature? you have posted him multiple times and my interest is piqued.
NIGGERS???
holy kino
Shes a nigger while I'm white.
Keep than in mind, buddy.
Just watched the pajeet leak and she's not insufferable like that fat kike Jack Black.
KEEEEEK
Bet you're one of those faggots who thinks that school of rock is a good movie.
Did diggin' minecraft style play in the credits? That would be the only redeeming quality to this abomination
I still have no fucking idea what "skibidi toilet" is supposed to be. Is it supposed to be ironic or something?
Motifa is barely even in the movie at all. Removing her would have zero effect on what happens. Seriously she has like ten lines in the entire thing.
It's DJ Got Us Falling In Love which they absolutely did because of Creepy Aw Man.
Yes.
too young for "do a barrel roll"
too old for skibidi toilet
You're existence sounds like hell
Your*
Describe this character's personality without using the words "black," "woman," or "chungus." You can't.
I saw a tiktok where shes trying to feed a wolf at night and someone in the audience groans and says WILL SOMEONE KILL THIS NIGGER? and the whole theatre starts going wild
She likes animals. That's it.
Her entire role in the movie is giving a bone to a wolf.
jeet kino
voca.ro
hows my impression
budget $150m
box office (includes weekend) $300m
one of the most successful movies of all time
If all recent movies didn't lose money I'd call you wrong
we expected the movie to flop hard but we now predict it'll flop slightly less hard
What kind of cope is this?
Who the fuck hasn't watched School of Rock or Nacho Libre
Indian bootlegs come with adverts
chickens don't like showers. showers.
What is this, AI?
I feel like they wrote her in last minute
chicken showers
don't like showers
our staff don't either
???
Why do they do this shit now. I swear it wasnt like this only 2 years ago
ayo aunt jemima gibs me summa dat syrup fr
the pain
I would have unironically enjoyed the movie more, or any movie that includes token blacks if they went full mammy
the staff must be smash brothers players am I right gamers
to much watermelon
2 years ago it would just cut abruptly to the ad with fucking flashing slot machine audio playing 30x louder than the movie
A racist thread I see
riggagoo fligu is the best way to make fun of Jack Black I've ever seen, very nicely done