ITS UP

all 3 of those are memeslop

I'll never understand how you guys can find this "game" fun

Because his real name is Mark

rabi-ribi

Let me guess, he seethes because the heckin "underage" pixels

Why don't you watch and find out ha.

Vampire survivors? I can play it while i do something else, that's pretty much it

Don't need to considering he had a whole virtue signalling segment in his deathsmiles video

Kek yeah that was out of no where.

1 hour of bullet hell/bullet heaven lingo, and wikipedia references for the Vampire Survivor trend.

fast-forward to a random point in the video: "...Metroidvania style of (bullet hell?) level design is about moving through the rooms quickly—"

Just don't, anon.
That's a whole hour you could be actually gaming, honing a skill, doing chores, catching up on sleep, spacing out, or ERP'in or something.

Better things to do with your time, or having playing in the background while grinding/asmr.

youtube.com/watch?v=PZ1jwzhh6T0

they don't listen to essayslop at 1.5x speed at least

Metroidvania style of (bullet hell?) level design is about moving through the rooms quickly—"

I'm not watching but if he's talking about vampire survivors it's true, countless rewards are locked behind speedrunning

Is Mark actually knowledgeable about shmups? I'm pretty ignorant of the genre, but I like his passion so I watch them. It sounds right, but whenever he talks about action games he's an utter retard, which makes me think maybe he's retarded about shmups

So it's like that totalbiscuit guy? I'll stay clear then.

Mark is still alive at least

yeah he streamed 1ccs

no, totalbiscuit had shit normie taste.

Autistic as fuck.
But I guess if you don't gatekeep your genre, you end up with the wonderful genre of "roguelikes". A genre comprised of games that are nothing like rogue.

shmups

Good video

action games

Bad video

And guess what? Nobody cares.

I don't agree with this dude 100% all the time but I do respect him tremendously. Actual gamer who knows what he's talking about.

I think his trilogy of remake videos (Demon's Souls, Resident Evil 4, Silent Hill 2) are some of the best Youtube video essay's ever made

Yes. Beat'em ups to. It's every other genre of game where things get questionable.

I care. I see that tag and I avoid like the plague.

trying to justify downloading saves

He's not hiding it anymore.

You shouldn't even care.

Achievements/Trophies being introduced is the worst thing Microsoft did. Worse than paid online.

He didnt!!
Yeah that sucked. I guess he just plays shmups and doesnt really associate with otaku culture so he didnt understand. Which is weird because using shit like DL site almost guarantees youre an otaku

He just isn't a pedo.

He understands them so well he needs to 1cc mushihimesama just to get hard anymore
True shmup fan know
Shmups >>>>>> Sex

gets modded file

still refuses to clear the game

DMC3 really did a number on him.

Liking lolis is schediaphillia
You dont get it either

die pedo

when will you acknowledge your Anon Babble fanbase?

he actually played that horrid shit long enough to review it

commendable

I can't remember the last time I watched a longform video outside of a small list of subscriptions where the runtime was justified.

Define "speedrunning".
Becasue I've never spedran a game in my life yet I got all the chievos for VS at my own pace.

He has.

not every reward triggers achievement duh. Look up the challenges codes

See >chievos being introduced is the worst thing Microsoft did
Is it because it reveals too much information?

Ok? I looked it up and I have basically all that stuff besides the alternate togglable weapons for certain characters. The biggest amount of "speedrunning" I could even conceive of that I had to do was walk from each side of the map to then next to unlock Red Death and stuff but I REALLY wouldn't consider that speedrunning.

Take the L bro. Youre out of your depth and you know it

You could say the same thing about me and soulsborne

could even conceive of that I had to do was walk from each side of the map to then next to unlock Red Death and stuff but I REALLY wouldn't consider that speedrunning.

that's speedrunning, it's not easy to do

video essay

It's a fucking video game. Why would I need some wanker to summarize the entirety of My Little Pony and tell me why it's good?

Huh??
You just walk to each corner of the map and pick up an item.
It's very much an easy thing to do.

It was a good video and I watched it when it came out hours ago. If you continue to shill here I will unsubscribe though. Also you're retarded for quitting your job for this when you have a family to support

Because people want someone more verbose than them to basically tell them why their opinions on a certain subject are correct.

when all it takes is a decent IQ and observational skills to avoid bad/fad/fotm games

You have too much faith in the modern man
Always assume the average person is dumber than you believe they are. And then lower that assumption even more.

I like how you automatically assume someone dislikes a game you like because they simply mentioned it, without even going further as to why.

I enjoy Mork's videos and Im glad a channel like his exists in this day and age

Go back to having a real job, Mark. You have a family to support ha

I could be as verbose but I have better things to do than analyze frame data on a shitty Bluepoint demake.
Also I couldn't really make it a few lines in without attacking the people who bought that shit and would call them tastless mongoloid swine
How Mark is able to look a IGN and not instantly get pissed is beyond me.

ahem I shill him for free, I just love seeing you guys call him mork

We need people like him

I don't call you mork. I like your vids. Stop being a fag on anonymous image boards

WHEN IS TOUHOU QUEST MOUNTAIN OF FAITH?????

He grinded in Rabi-Ribi? And completely missed alternative (scaling) progression mode?