Who is going to be your main in Mario Kart World
Who is going to be your main in Mario Kart World
where's her ponut
My bro
her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Do you would a cow, Anon Babble?
the antenna hides it
My main since MK64.
Fish Bone
It's too bad he has a nose ring
Goomba.
Gonna play as this little fella.
ez
udders
he
Back at the Barnyard running rings around zoomer brains, I swear.
None will stand against me.
He better use his annoying cry as a taunt
we re fags!
her
Riding a kart of yourself
Wtf that ass is bigger than my wife
i hope nintendo will give us the option to choose between variants
Hot.
he is barely standing
Nintendo fans try not to jack off challenge *impossible*
My boy Rocky Wrench.
Cataquack
She's hogging the whole dairy and bakery market
Yoshi in doubledash and 8
Birdo in double dash
Wario in double dash
Honey queen in 7
Koopa Troopa and Para Troopa in double dash
Bowser in wii
Kamek had a bike in wii
funny enough petey would have counted for wii if he wasn't cut
dry bones in DS
dry bowser in 8
biddy bud in world
You know it.
He was only ever playable in MP8 (one of the worst MP’s) and Tour (mobileslop). Despite the name, he was never your bro
he's playable in odyssey and was supposed to be in wii
MY OWN CLONE
cataquacker day one
Lewd
Who is that one that looks like a coin purse with eyes? I might main that one given the lazy shitposting nature of the character design.
It's called coin coffer you uncultured goomba
I swear out of all the playable foes the Coin Coffer is the only one I genuinely feel like had zero fans
Game needs lumas and star bunnies and those lil wood dudes
Is that the same guy as from 64?
I was unaware. Everyone loves an underdog.
her and donkey kong
lmao
Largely being sarcastic.
different enemies actually. coin coffer replaced moneybags
Fingers crossed that Wario gets a WarioWare outfit. I'm already maining Wario but having a WarioWare outfit would be peak. If not, I'll probably use the gold Saudi Oil Prince outfit.
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What do you guts think the costume situation will be? We've seen all of the main cast get them, alongside less common guys who're still series regulars (like Shy Guy), but I can't imagine most of the random playable mooks will get more than one or two, if they get any at all. I genuinely expect that the best racers like fucking Cataquack and Biddybud are getting is recolors
wonder if they'll add mini pauline. a kid character that's not a baby would be cool
Bowser Jr and Lemmy dude.
you posted her
if it really is like a baby pauline in the new DK it's definitely not out of the realm of possibility
RAPE POD
it is super funny that he's just floating above the bike
She will be in a pack with other DK characters that costs $20
Forgot to mention that the booster course pass also added 18 more mii costumes.
I shouldn't humor this but.
original mk8 dlc was 12 bucks for 16 tracks and 7 characters
booster course pass was 25 bucks for 48 tracks and 8 characters
dolphins once again doing dolphin things
Based. I know this looks like super safe, but seriously though where the fuck is Diddy, Funky or Dixie, Prixie, the races from Odyssey, big fat luma? Child Pauline would be nice too
My culture appropriating wife.
I was happy they added funky and pauline to mk8DX but I was really disappointed they clearly just ported them from tour instead of putting in the effort and giving them models on par with the base roster of MK8 (which is so weird to say considering MK8 is one of the best selling games of all time)
Ayo can you pass me the tiermaker
what if instead of a snowman it was a mr. blizzard
Bulls don't have udders, faggot.
Decent tastes, I'm tired of the babyshits, especially Rosalina, she breaks the continuity of her character, I get Miyamoto hated the cringe story book but its kind of distracting
The KING is in, isn't he?
I hope they have jiggle physics, wouldn't that be hilarious haha
a kid character that's not a baby would be cool
Well there were Inklings on MK8 previously, and Mario doesn't really have teenager characters now that I think about it's, it's either a baby or 25-30 year olds lol, how old are the Koopalings supposed to be?
Wario obviously. Currently favouring the biker outfit or maybe the sultan outfit but hoping there's gonna be a horror-themed outfit for him too.
Also excited to rep my man Swoop.
kek
My AGP queen of course <3
I haven't used anyone else since DD besides occasionally Toadette (who was my second im DD).
That's my wife, fuck off and die.
Got some new pics of the yoshi’s in MKW. Seems the different colors are tied to costumes/alts rather than being separate
Does make me wonder how they’ll handle birdo and shy guy. Both had color alts in 8 but we haven’t seen any of those in MKW, just different outfits. Either color and costumes are separate and they’re just showing off different costumes for each color given that’s yoshi’s shtick, or birdo and shy guy won’t have color alts at all, only costumes
Hell yeah.
you can eat her as Yoshi
Looking forward to sankaku art of this character.
not sure how i feel about color locked costumes
however one of them is a boshi reference so that's pretty based
Pengubros where we at
Would’ve been nice if they were seperate so you can make your own combo’s. Even more of a shame color alts won’t exist for birdo or shy guy, especially shy guy given he was given color alts alongside yoshi in MK8
Can’t pair picrel with white yoshi
wait a minute, where is he?
sure tiermaker.com
Not bad either, but I think crab is ok because of its origins. Loved to play this shit way more than Super Mario advance 2 (Mario USA), that game was ass
for me it's Grrroll
I picked a random enemy from a list in a Mario wiki to show how fucking pathetic the character roster is
cows don't have ponuts
Hey atleast it can roll it don't need no kart
Thanks
god I wanna shoot fat ropes of cum inside her sloppy wet cow pussy
IM STUCK WITH MYSELF AGAIN
MY CLONE IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND
Hope we get bloopers to replace woomy
I hope this sexy fella can make a comeback. Even as dlc or something.
I want a whomp or whimp racer
That’s not even an anthro cow, that’s just a straight up cow, what would your parents say??
MOOOO
my nigga monty mole
He’s playable in both Mario baseball games as well as the first two Strikers
He has the pirate outfit from Game and Wario
What goes through her mind when she eats the flesh of her fallen sisters?
An anthro cow would be way weirder than just having a moomoo riding a bike in mario kart.
so are the random mook enemies getting alternate outfits as well?
Koopa main since day one.
Neither outfits nor interesting animations going by the footage shown so far
lick
Diddy Kong of course if he makes the cut. But I hope Lumas are playable too.
my parents need not concern themselves with my bovine interests
has the entire roster been revealed yet?
are outfits considered separate characters or do they have their own slots?
can you mix and match any character-outfit-kart combo?
i already like the idea of having generic characters since the designs are good
hopefully dlcs keep adding more of those instead of crossovers
Need art of the cow laying down sexy as the patty
in a hamburger outfit
blatant furry porn OP image
still not deleted
wake up jannies
do your fucking job
even better, they have huge wrinkly craters
its just a cow calm down
???
it's just a funny cow, bro
Proof???
that's a male cow
has the entire roster been revealed yet?
We’ve gotten a good look at what looks like all the characters given how many mooks were spotted, and the website does give is a definitive number (84 I think) but there very well could be ones we haven’t seen yet and they’re just holding back
are outfits considered separate characters or do they have their own slots?
Character select screens do show that costumes are their own slot. Whether they’re unique with their own stats or just a different look is yet to be seen
can you mix and match any character-outfit-kart combo?
Yes
Fellow Rosalina and Pauline enjoyer.
Why don't they bring him back?
He's an unlockable again.
proof?
I made it up.
why are we still doing this
Becuase it's fucking based!
and how exactly does that prove something? do you have brian damage?
What would he even look like? Right now he's basically a recolored DK
The babies are decently popular. They got shown a decent amount in the trailer. I'm sure Nintendo has pickrate data.
Why is this so funny?
I’m surprised we’re getting a direct for MKW so early. Most games have their a week or two before launch but here it’s early. Under normal circumstances this would be scheduled for mid-may
when are we going to get evil princesses who are Wario and Waluigi's girlfriends?
Aestheticc-Meme
His new art grosses me out. I can’t figure out why.
he's basically a recolored DK
how is that a problem? he has different clothes, and many times they have added actual recolors as different characters
syrup and ashley exist
They have to announce two years of continuous updates here to justify the price, right?
There are multiple evil princesses, but they don't have Wario/Waluigi girlfriend status.
GIVE EVERY NINTENDO CHARACTER THE MARIO TREATMENT
I WANT PRINCESS BANANA
I WANT WONKEY KONG
Not that surprising. MKW is their launch title for the switch 2 so they wanna get all that info out there well in advance to sell you on both the game and the system
Banana Fairy and the enemy Kongs from Jungle Beat?
I'm curious what could even be discussed that hasn't already been shown unless they get deep into how the online is going to work and confidently state that it will be better quality (this will never ever ever happen)
Would rather just have the Flame Runner back if they're bringing back specific vehicles again. Do we even know if inside drifting is fixed in this game? I can go without wheelies but gutting inside drifting was shitty.
Shantae is going to kick her teeth in when she gets added to Smash
Remix of Stage 1 of Wario World heard in some footage
BASED BASED BASED
If they have both Wario Land and Wario World music being referenced, there must be some plan.
holy shit, now that's a blast from the past
On a second listen, It's actually just Wario Land's Stage 1 music, I got the two mixed up. My mistake.
muh aerodynamics
this is you
Fuck the star bunnies, gimme Mips.
I like pooltoys
Me too
Supposedly the MK8 direct was 40 minutes long and delved into just about every detail, and we’re talking base MK8. Coupled with treehouse teasing there being more in freeroam there’s likely a bunch of shit we haven’t seen yet. Gonna have to wait until next week
Mario
Hate that bitch.
Probably Shy Guy.
Ever since I played dozens of hours of Mario Kart DS via wireless play with my cousin (if you weren't the one with the cart you had to pick Shy Guy) I got attached.
Also in the last one you could put him in a real product placement car, which looked funny.
anon...
WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE?
Dead.
It's not fair...
Rabbit women are overused.
If not her, can I get...
Who is this character? DK? He don't look like DK at all!
ROB somewhat too since his kart was the NES's Gyromite assembly
The bats
We need her.
Acceptable, mice girls are what’s in nowadays
The longer I look at this picture the more fucked up it looks. Between the neck and her arms its severely fucked.
A haha of Yoshis
Marty bros... Our time has come
So long as it's not straight chicken scratch, I save any art of my favorite ladies. I'm also trying not to post the really busty ones lest some trigger happy jannie give me a warning or bans me for three days.
then where's the biggest one
...if i could swim with the dolphins
it's his turn
you want a mouse?
here's ur mouse bro
keep the babies
remove Diddy Kong, etc.
No fuck you
SHITTY KONG SUCKS
I wonder if the any of the Broodles get in. Pauline is probably going to be the only Odyssey representation in the game.
Yea, I doubt it. Neither the broodles or any other SMO creatures/characters got any representation throughout the switch’s life except for pauline being tossed into spinoffs. Hell even SMWonder got representation in jamboree with those talking flowers before odyssey
This thread is a lot more tame than what I was expecting considering the op image
hes a perfect addition. they definitely went overboard on the filler characters in this one and would happily have mouser over the bat or dolphin. flamingo and cow are cool though
You wouldn't fuck a cow.
lmao
I’m thirsty for some milk!
That’s a nice Emulator you got there anon
I don't know why anyone would want to main the mooks when the regular base characters got a much needed glow up from those crusty ass GameCube era models. DK, Birdo, King Boo and Toad look way better now.
Character select screens do show that costumes are their own slot
I hope it's just for the demo, because that would be beyond retarded
I wonder what Dolphin Pussy feels like
Dont ya DARE talk about ma nigga Swooper like that he deserves this way more than Conkdor
Mario Kart World's roster just makes me wish even more that they included characters from Mario spinoff games like the RPGs or even some WarioWare characters.
Many of the new characters feel like they were only included just to pad out the roster since there's going to be 24 characters per race and because of asset reuse since they can reuse the models from the audience and track hazards.
This is even more evident as by more footage of the game from the demos, not every character has alternate costumes as the Penguin did not change at all from using the food bag item, making it completely useless for them.
I’m Crazee for Daisy!
finally make Kamek playable after decades of teasing him
put him in the item cuckshed immediately next game
I'll never not be mad
Crazee Dayzee isn't a playable character in MKW
I mostly like the new dumb shit but my mains probably won't change from MK8.
Do people really hate the mooks that much? I find them kind of charming, just a little something these otherwise ignored characters get.
Depending on if I prefer heavier characters in World or stick to lighterweights, probably either Cow or Cheep Cheep.
There are a few I feel mad about and wish others were playable that aren't, but I suppose that people who played the ones they come from as their first Mario game might be interested in.
We know Luigi.
rodent Puss is the most acceptable Puss
They specifically mentioned multiple times in the Treehouse footage there was more to freeroam and to watch the direct.
Also if battle mode is returning (which looks plausible given Big Donut is on the map) they have to talk about it for a bit.
Thanks lads.
Look at this floozy
Dam, wish they didn't remove that line.
I would like to be one
Kamek for Smash 6
With the whole Aladdin inspired Sarasaland thing, Waluigi would make a excellent Jafar, Iago could be (at first I was gonna say Squawks from DKC, but then I remembered his evil counterpart Screech), Genie can be the Mario Party Genie
The other advantage being the names characters having costumes, which is a good incentive as well. Sure people will flip between the two
On one of the screens I saw there being a sort button. You’d only have that if your select screen is susceptible to clutter and disorganization, like say, getting character alts mixed up
Can't to use Shy Guy with his KKK outfit
Kino
Anon…