Too many rewrites and people leaving
Tomb Raider TV Show canceled
Oh nooo....
Dear god, imagine how fucking awful it had to be if Amazon of all people was willing to kill it rather than try to launch it anyway.
They deserve it for making it woke DEIslop instead of being faithful to the games.
oh nyo
when Waller-Bridge generated nothing in three years, Salke renewed the deal. Now, three years after that renewal, she still has nothing to show for it. Tomb Raider, which Waller-Bridge has been working on and which Salke was personally overseeing after announcing a series pickup last May, has now gone through two writers rooms and tens of millions of dollars in development costs. There’s still no script.
What the hell was she doing for 6 years?
i can't exactly be surprised that Angsty Lesbian Drama feat. Lara Croft (for some reason) was a complete failure that not even hatewatchers could stomach for long
Is this the one with the random black woman with robot legs and something about Lara making up for his father stealing treasures?
thank fucking god its dead
Even Amazon isn't willing to pay for your slop if you can't even make it by set schedules. Now, if only they can just ax Rings of Power for good. We're still getting Season 3 with some time jump it seems in the future.
Women.
Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge was born in Hammersmith, London, on 14 July 1985,[3][4] the daughter of Michael Cyprian Waller-Bridge, founder of the electronic trading platform Tradepoint,[5] and Theresa Mary, daughter of Sir John Edward Longueville Clerke, 12th Baronet, employed by the Worshipful Company of Ironmongers.[6][7][8] The Bridge, later Waller-Bridge, family were soldiers and clergymen, who came to rank among the landed gentry of Cuckfield in Sussex.[9][10
Cuckfield in Sussex
and with that every zoomer goes apeshit
I'm curious if the game is getting retooled to make it more like the way the old PS1 games were in terms of tone and the way Lara behaved. Instead of going with that retarded leaked story of Lara leading a team of zoomers in India or something and tomb raiding being problematic.
wokeshit getting aborted
good
The curse continues. Now make a "The Mummy" tv show
And nothing of value was lost.
whatever happened to velma anyway
same boat in terms of how some utter slop that wouldn't sell unless they plastered a big name onto it that fit the material about as well as Mickey Mouse in Call of Duty
Melonie won.
NO
FUCKING
WAY
The producer chick was recently fired and this is the fallout of that. She was supposed to handle the Rings of Power series and James Bond for Amazon too.
Jesus Christ be praised!
Based.
Jeff Bezos is out for blood after the entire LOTR shitshow
Ruining your favorite franchise with colored people after trusting them does that.
wrote the last James Bond and Indy
Yeah, it's better this way.
i think that was an indonesian tabletop rpg spinoff
Fuck yes
meant for
tens of millions
so at least 20 million dollars was spent on a bunch of dykes being unable to write 60 pages of a tv show about indiana jones with triangle tits?
Was this the animated one or was there some live action slop they were coming out with?
you're thinking of the giga woke cartoon that just came out. this was a live action project announced years ago
implying bezos gives a fuck about anything other than ketamine and being cucked by his bimbo wife
wait, didn't one came out recently?
Correct. The amazon TV shows money burning shitfest is nothing more than a drop in the sea of money Bezos has.
I think it did, but was progressive pandering. People talked about how shit it was for a few days then forgot about it.
the cartoon
retard, the only reason it was cancelled was because after several years and tens of millions of dollars they didnt even start working on the show
he'll happily fund all the gay nigger feminist slop as long as they actually produce them
I didn’t watch that slop but from what I remember hearing they farted out the second season and cancelled it. I’m pretty sure in the last episode Scrappy Doo kills Velma
What the hell was she doing for 6 years?
Pic related.
Every day I wake up, and some asshole tells me that the world is going to fall apart, and it's all my fault because I am a CHUD. Every night I go to bed, winning even harder than I did the night before.
Amazon makes all of its money in web services. The store and the streaming show bullshit mean fuck-all.
Walled Fridge
what will this nepo hag ruin next?
I bet the terms for the script were
"You're writing a sexy character that Raids Tombs to find artifacts!"
"Except raiding Tombs is bad so don't have her do that"
"And taking artifacts natives don't appreciate or use is bad so can't do that"
"And she can't be sexy, so flatten her up and make sure she rejects any advances from literally anyone."
"But she should also have a deep relationship with her black lesbian gf"
"Good luck!"
"WE'RE GONNA TURN LARA INTO A STRONG FEMALE ICON"
don't do anything with her
funny
It's because her strongest traits including killing endangered animals and """"""""""stealing"""""""""" artifacts
Nice.
Nice.
i would leave too if the script kept fucking changing
that is cringe and most actors won't stand for that shit
script kept fucking changing
The problem was that she had 6 years to write one and never did