Why the fuck doesn't anyone make a solid wired controller? I'm not a zoomer

Why the fuck doesn't anyone make a solid wired controller? I'm not a zoomer.

What are you going to do with the wire? Stick it up your ass?

ZOOM ZOOM NEED WIRELESS

WIRED DUMB

ZOOM ZOOM!!!!

Because that cord is obviously too short. What are you going to do? Sit right in front of the console like you're still living in the third world?

Hyperkin Xenon. Or buy an in-box 360 controller off Ebay.

Next question.

console

console

I'm sorry, consuela.

most wireless ones can be used wired just by pluging it in via the charging port.
my guess is they dont wanna deal with the battery

Just connect the gamepad with the usb cable.
I have never used the wireless function in my Vader 4.

No.