$80

Built for BBC (Big Bull Cock).

$80 of fun, sounds good to me.

based

Short games are always better than long games

waiting until june 5th

Why does Nintendo always do this shit? They can't just release things when they're ready, they have to play these retarded games.

ADHD zoomer hands typed this post.

I genuinely hope tendies aren't retarded enough to buy this scam but it hurts me to know I almost certainly hope in vain.

This industry can't crash soon enough.

basado

All these years and you retarded fags still have learned nothing.

$50 in the bundle

don't worry son, we'll kick that up to at least $130. you're welcome.

So only overpriced by $30 instead of $60, got it.

I'm a tendie. Nobody plays Mario kart. It's a game retarded boomers buy for kids they know.

What does little Timmy want for Christmas?

Switch games

*Karen goes to GameStop*

What's the best selling game for Switch?

Mario Kart 8

Cool I'll buy that

And poor little Timmy now has his 4th copy of Mario Kart. Does he play it? I'm willing to bet that 3 of them are sealed and the other copy is deep in his closet of toys. Unplayed. Unloved. Nintendo sees the sales and decided to up the price.

To give people time to save money to buy it, probably.

You need to save $450? Grim.

Some games are easily worth $100.

If you fags actually buy this scam of a system I'll never forgive you. They're legit charging you $10 for a tech demo and put a button on the console with a subscription fee.

why can't vegans count? did they stop including a calculator with windows or something?

Only $30 if you buy the console bundle like I did. Not bad for a game that will give me 1000 hours of fun.

BREAKING: Donkey Kong Bananza rumoured to have 6 hours of gameplay, mainly smashing rocks.

Bros...

1) not buying the tech demo
2) locking the chat feature that I'll never use behind a paywall that I already pay isn't that big of a deal
3) the upgrades are free since I pay for switch online already
So relax it'll be fine. My biggest concern is them cancelling the pre-order like massive faggots.

Excuse me, we use apple products and they don't include calculators.

The absolute state of Anon Babble shitposting.

giving them any money at all after the absolute master class in judaism they just pulled

You're the problem.

the only >breaking is me buck breaking you

They increased the price by $100 because of tariffs. It's fine. I don't care. I own all the games that are getting upgrades. I'll buy donkey kong, pokemon za, and Metroid. It'll be alright. 99% of my switch usage is in handheld mode. I want it so I'm going to buy it.
/Shrugs/

I like racing games, why would even buy the system in the first place when it has digital triggers? why am I supposed to be excited for open world racing, let alone want to pay $100 where i live? Why would i then want to buy a game which is boring as fuck unless i pay for a monthly subscription? Everything is wrong.

I have preordered THREE Switch 2s at this point. Seethe harder XDD

Nintendo charges by the year.

I'm annoyed that Nintendo is pushing the pre-order back in the United States. But I'm sure it'll be fine. I'll have one eventually. People like when things go bad. Nintendo might lower the price or they won't. I don't care either way. I'm not going to miss the $100 extra. Just means one less game, but they only announced like 3 games anyway that I have any interest in. Metroid, pokemon, and donkey kong bananza. I'll be getting the free upgrades to mario and zelda with my switch online account.

licking boots, sure.

Nothing with a price with three fucking asterisks next to it is ever, has ever, or will ever be worth buying.

40x8= 320 dollaridoos/day
320x 20(if you work mondey to friday) 6400
Where the fuck is that a minimun wage?

That's my plan, fuck paying $80. Also fuck Nintendo shuttering the game vouchers because they were just too useful

what about the other games that are releasing for this console?
are they bundled as well?

Steam Deck is $50 cheaper and I'll get every switch and switch 2 game for free
some before they come out due to leaks lel

I like Mario Kart but unless you're really into multiplayer it's something I know I personally burn out of after a while. You blaze through 50cc and 100cc, and then I realize I'm just playing the exact same tracks over again at a higher difficulty, and I'd be doing that through 150cc, 200cc, and mirror mode. It just sort of becomes the same shit.

World's gimmick seems neat at least, instead of being a straightforward racing game it's more of a Wacky Races situation where it's one long ass race with multiple races in-between. I think given the right group this could be more fun than regular Mario Kart

Just realize you have to pay for the expansion pass just to play the game.

Still finding it hard to figure out what it would take for a videogame to even cost 80 or 90 dollars and have it be reasonable

the DLC will be free.... r-right?????

BREAKING: Rocks in Donkey Kong Bananza

Sounds cool.

Don't forget taxes.

irrelevant deck post

obsessed with nintendo

every single fucking time lol

Logo has a globe

Game map is clearly just one giant island

DLCs with other big islands confirmed, I guess

i'm gonna buy the switch 2 used and a mario kart physical copy used to not give nintendo any money

$500 if you buy the bundle, moron

Three passes worth 30 bucks a piece

tendie

defends their billion dollar company by bashing free alternatives

every fucking time lol

They increased the price because tendies will defend it, dumbass. Tarrifs gave nothing to do with it. The price increase is fucking global.

You can't play without paying for switch online.

I got it for free with my new Switch console

Trump made the global price go up? Based. Tendies deserve it.

why's that? i don't want to play on their shitty multiplayer

That's 80-90 plus Nintendo online friend. It's cute you think that price stops at the sale of the game.

What? The Expansion Pass just adds stuff like the 3D retro console libraries and DLC add ons like those Switch 2 upgrade packs

you have to pay for the expansion pass just to play the game

Only online. Offline is free as normal. Also NSO+EP is $50 per YEAR ($4.17 per month), why do so many people complain about this?
The CHEAPEST version of PS+ costs 159.99 per year ($13.33 per month)
The CHEAPEST version of XBL costs $59.99 per year ($4.99 per month)
But when Nintendo's cheapest option is $19.99 per year ($1.67 per month) and the UPGRADED version costs $50 per year ($4.17 per month) people lose their damn minds? I don't get it.

vegan

doesn't know english

has zero comprehension of the post he's responding to

just types random words and clicks submit

every fucking time lol

has zero comprehension of the post he's responding to

just types random words and clicks submit

holy projection

Dont be retarded

You weren't following Guybrush's orders if you bought this game in 1990

Pay the 80 bucks

does it again for good measure

thanks for the confirmation

orange man and his evil tariffs did it

meanwhile it'a more expensive in the uk and eu than the us

Enjoy paying $500 for your shit bundle, and $70 + dlc ($40) for every major release that follows this putrid console
Meanwhile I'll be enjoying if for free on my 'eck

Trump is so powerful he drove the price up globally ;)

M$ and Valve should invest in building a factory on one of those dirt poor native reservations where there's no minimum wage laws and just crank out steam decks/whatever M$ wants to do with their handheld thing and undercut the shit out of the Switch 2.

Because the most expensive version of PC is zero and that is my standard. I'm not going to pay again for something that has always been bundled into the cost of the game.

This. I make $40 an hour, but then the state takes half of it and the mandated employee health and retirement contributions take another 25% leaving me a measly $10 an hour for my work that requires a PHD! I love the modern world!

nintendo's online is shit, with shit netcode

You get what you pay for. If you just want to play online with people it's less than $2 per month.

but there's no alternative for online, you can only pay little money and get a shit service

Can you pay $2 if you want to only play one month ? Nope, have a big upfront payment even though you might not use it most of the year.

A big up front payment of $20. Wow, that's really gonna break the bank.

no mario

it's okay when anyone but Nintendo does it

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Kike.