Literally got a sinking feeling in my stomach when I saw this

Low effort cash grab remaster is universally acclaimed by normalfags... this... this cannot be good for the future of the video game industry.
I wish I had gatekept video games harder, normalfags are the reason modern games have become so shit.

holy shit shut the fuck up

this just proves that old > new
"muh nostalgia goggles" faggots BTFO

normies love betheslop. They could shit on a plate and still sell millions. You can't gatekeep this shit

what, specifically, makes this a low effort cash grab?

this... this cannot be good for the future of the video game industry.

anon we're in year 10+ of remasters and re-releases

low effort

It's genuinely a high effort remaster and you turdworld/ccp shills can suffer for it HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yep, Todd has nothing to worry about for es6

Fuck you, nigger. After what they did to the gta's, this is a masterpiece by comparison. You're a contrarian faggot.

unreal 5 wrapping on Bethesda open world game

It’s like mixing shit with liquid shit

Another angry zoomer thread. Oblivion can't hold your neglibile attention span? Maybe have a few tabs of tiktok playing in the background. Or maybe, just maybe, let us oldfrens have our fun.

It's literally the original oblivion game but in an unreal engine wrapper lol. That's as low effort as it gets, basically "hire this man" tier

Let people enjoy things and shut the fuck up

I'm thankful Todd probably didn't let them do too much to the game itself. If these faggots had full reign they would have turned it into complete modern slop and you know it. It's still Oblivion which is a goddamned miracle in this day and age.

You are the textbook definition of a goyim faggot

Oblivion is modern slop. It was the modern slop of 06.

There is literally nothing low effort about this

This is the crux. Zoomers can't handle the gameplay but everyone who played the original oblivion fucking loves it.

Yeah bro, it's so easy to switch engines and remodel everything. I'm a faggot btw.

stop moaning and enjoy the damn game its a classic

It's remakeslop, but I do find it hilarious how much this '4m players in a few days' post about a remake for a game from 2011 absolutely shits down the throat of Ubisoft and AC Shadows.

You are the problem, rage-addicted third-worlder.

jeetshills being paid overtime again? It's saarsfield all over again kek

You mean because I played a game older than you are and appreciate them taking the time to remaster it for me and make the experience fresh all over again? You're just nigger zoomer trash.

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OP IS A FAG
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What the fuck is this shilling in this thread? Oblivion was an absolute garbage game on release and no remaster/remake will change that.

Your birth year begins with a 2, you fucking nigger.

it's good thoever

Yeah remodeled by jeets for pennies lol

I couldn't justify buying this slop with skyblivion releasing. soonish? maybe? Hopefully Rebelzize doesn't kill himself. Reason being it might be playable in VR which would be sick.

It's higher effort than the reskined and rehashed formualic soulslop you scrublets eat up

How would you know? You weren't even born.

remake for a game from 2011

The game is from 2006 (before you were born), you gen alpha shiter

It’s late gen zoomerfags that are nostalgic for oblivion calling gen xers and millennials zoomers for shitting on it. We’ve come full circle.

FPBP

It looks good. You haven't played it, faggot.

Todd won, (You) lost.

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Must've been thinking of Skyrim.

before I was born

Anon, I'm in my forties

fpbp

The oldest zoomer was a fucking baby when it came out. You're a fucking retard. Name the better rpg when it was released.

It doesn’t look like shit anymore, and it’s *slightly* less broken than at release

Still better than at release, though not a high bar

It's a low effort cash grab that removes all soul from the game.
It still did well because it's a normal, genuine fucking big fantasy RPG. Every single time that gets done it does well, because people want to fight orcs and elves and dragons and it's so weirdly rare that we get it. BG3 blew up for a reason. Oblivion blew up for a reason. The Witcher 3 blew up for a reason. People still play Skyrim to this day for a reason.
It's such an undersaturated "niche" (it is not at all niche) that every single vaguely competent example will do amazingly.

That's all their is to it. There aren't enough games like that due to the overhead involved in making one of those games, but it's the case.

Game looks great. Oblivion through a modern lense is a real treat. I hope other studios learn from this brilliant success.

this remaster is fucking great compared to the other shitty remasters like gta
eat shit and die faggot

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First Post = Best Post
Fuck the trannoids raging over Oblivion and Shilling TLOU

Morrowind

Yeah anon if only you had cried harder people wouldn’t have started liking video games.

It looks like literally any other modern slop garbage. They completely destroyed the vibrant colorful world that it was famous for. Holy fuck I feel like I’m being gaslit. Are these posts real? What the fuck is happening to Anon Babble

Welcome to the desert of the real

The oldest zoomer was a fucking baby when it came out.

The oldest zoomers would have been around 10 which is the audience that oblivion was designed for.

There are tons of rpg's, what the fuck are you smoking? You picked the handful of popular ones and ignore the shit ones that come out and do bad. It's literally confirmation bias. This game sold because it was always a good game and they put a fresh coat of paint on a game everyone already loves.

I dunno if you're being ironic but you're a bit late to the party, like a decade late.

There's nothing low-effort about it. They recognize what makes the original so memorable and beloved and painstakingly preserved all the quirks and unintentional cheese. You're just brown and the only way you know how to interface with this medium is by consuming drama ragebait content.

eat it faggot, and weep.

Too clunky and bad grafix

Low effort cash grab remaster

now hold on there billy, they literally made a remake-looking videogame replacing every model and texture of it for just 50 bucks, i wouldn't call that "low-effort cash grab"

idk OP it seems like an example of a remaster done right

There were tons of better rpgs. All the final fantasies, baldurs gate 1 and 2, kotor, planescape torment, arcanum, dragon quests, breath of fire, lunar, chrono trigger, fallout 1 and 2 I could go on and on. Morrowind was better even

fpbp
it was so nice knowing this shithole wasn't around for the usual doom posting and 24/7 whining when it released.

this pile of shit is great compared to the other pile of shit

sasuga...

players

it's on gamepass, my friend got it and saw how old and clunky it was and then uninstalled and still he is one of the 4 million. Also you have to understand that people work on an influencer driver social media algorithm now, they barely think for themselves

its ok if its still a buggy mess

Anon, I'm in my forties

Anon, we are supposed to call each other children, despite the fact that everyone on this site is geriatric now. Now we both have to come to the fact that are, in the best case, halfway to death.

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Nigga, quit bitching.

Anon Babble spends years fellating Oblivion

remaster comes out that's basically the same game but with improved graphics and becomes insanely popular

suddenly Oblivion always sucked and nobody ever liked it

Anon Babble not being contrarian faggots challenge: Impossible Edition

Look mom, I said the meme

Anyone who says morrowind is better than any of it's sequels is being disingenuous. You're a fag.
Maybe people prefer it to look real and not like some faggot's rainbow.

fippy bippy

Resells you the same game for more money

Todd always wins

Games pretty fun. I don't think most normgroids these days have the attention spans for a game that requires you to look for things to do.

this game kills faggot studios

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Are there?
What major mass market full on fantasy RPGs have released in the past half decade, anon? Hell, the past decade now.
Think about it for a second. When you discount niche hardcore shit (obviously you still need a normie-friendly game to sell millions) there's really not that much.

The "failures" are obvious iredeemable dogshit like the new dragon age, which focuses on being a shitty political (in-universe) thriller over a grand adventure, and prides itself on every character being ugly and unlikable. My point is that if you give people a way to level up and get stronger while being a fantasy hero it ALWAYS works.

meme

PCslop

This is an xbox game, you fucking fag.

However you cope 190k concurrents on steam is millions of sales

FPBP

It's not switched engines you nigger, the visuals run on unreal engine the gameplay part itself is still the same dogshit

inb4 "hurr durr you can't do that"

fucking retard

assbros....whens our 4 million players

no, you shut the fuck up
op is right

the gameplay part itself is still the same

the perfect remaster...

There is a difference between low effort cash grab and high effort slop. The remaster is the latter, not the former.

A lot of these are first time adopters who only played Skyrim. Of course it's going to sell millions.

damn zoom zooms are really defensive over oblivion

Anon Babble spends years fellating Oblivion

When the fuck did that ever happen? This has been a Morrowind/Dagerfall board since forever. Just because Skyrim is worse than Oblivion in some ways doesn't mean that Oblivion is good.

Zoomers are the most retarded generation that has ever existed, i dont know what you are surprised

Oblivion was a masterpiece. This remaster is shitty trash with a browned up filter and zero color, zero soul, zero life. Even the fucking ui was turned to modern shit to appeal to single digit IQ zoomers. There’s no way oblivion fans are genuinely happy with this crap. What the fuck is this site being astroturfed?

you're a fucking swit

Finally beat knights of nine quest that I never bothered to finish before, did first oblivion gate, remembered why I hated them the most and how shitty they will be close to game end... So guess I finished with this game.
Nice remaster though

It's literally the original oblivion game

Anon, if you played original oblivion game, you would know how false this are the second character creation screen gave you option to pick subraces with different abilities

Yea a lot of secondaries who got the game + it is low effort. I hope this will pressure bethesda into making VI a masterpiece.

Um when did that ever happen?

Never happened chuddy

Reduced to game journo tactics now homo? Grim.

UE remake slop has been a trend for a while.

only faggots and retards don't like oblivion

certain group loves oblivion

suddenly game gets brought to the forefront

now the wider mass that disliked it shits on the game

I swear to god we need an alternate version of Hanlon's razor for this site.
Never attribute to hypocrisy what can adequately be explained by two fucking people saying different shit.

Anon Babble spends years fellating Oblivion

Nigger what? I remember anons laughing at the idea of Oblivion nostalgia threads alongside Cod and Halo in 06-07.

Talks about oblivion

Brings up shit in the past 5 years

If you didn't have disingenuous arguments then you'd have none at all. Around the time of oblivion there was two worlds, arcania, kingdoms of amalur, gothic. How popular are those again? That's just from memory, I'm sure there are more.

No one ever liked oblivion except for kids for whom it was their first tes game

I hate sharing this website with people who don't like oblivion

Jokes on you. Two worlds and its sequel are better rpgs than oblivion. Oblivion is barely an rpg anyway.

I'm talking about the Oblivion Remake, anon. The one this thread is about, that sold 4 million in days after being shadowdropped.
Obviously the gaming market is different in 2025 than it was in 2005. Back then you needed to be good to distinguish yourself, because there were a lot of major fantasy RPG releases. Now there are not many major fantasy RPG releases, so even a shitty soulless remake of a 20 year old game does well.

people enjoying better games from before america turned gay is a good thing

two worlds 2 is awesome, but it's no oblivion killer

So it's unironically doing better than star field?

Maybe reddit is more your speed squirt

See:

I find it funny how zoomers think that a remastered game should have different gameplay. The visuals were limited by the hardware of the day. If Majora's Mask was remastered in a similar fashion, would you complain x ray vision and a cover mechanic? Oblivion is expertly designed. Game design hasn't improved over time - you just have bad taste.

Imagine playing an elder scrolls game on cucksole. Imagine being unable to mod an elder scrolls game. Lmao

don't blame me because you were too poor afford a Xbox 360

Every third world Mexican had an Xbox 360 what the fuck lmao. I played it on pc and thought it was a downgrade from morrowind outside of graphics.

see:

See arch.b4k.dev/v/ , homo
facts > your gay feelings
People always took a massive dump on oblvion because how shitty of sequel it was, with only "it was my first game evear I lvoed joining every guild" kids defending it

it was a downgrade to morrowind you're correct

I’ve put thousands of hours into oblivion and elder scrolls games and love them dearly but I’m not gonna lie and say the combat doesn’t suck. It’s just not about the combat for me, but the combat system could absolutely be hugely improved and it’s disingenuous to pretend otherwise.

We were literally talking about the original from 06, you dumb nigger. You were supposed to prove you were around when it was released (and failed miserably).

why the fuck can't we levitate?

The average gamer doesn't consider artstyle at all. They don't consider art in games 'good' or 'bad', but 'modern' or 'outdated'. Once you understand this, it's not surprising that this dross is well recieved.

as an artist I appreciate the load screens in oblivion remaster

I enjoy it, but to each his own.

Imagine not knowing bethesda launched all their games with xboxes. Bye zoomie.

Bethslop was good prior to Fallout 4. TES 3, 4, 5 and Fallout 3/NV are all peak WRPGs. Only CRPGfags have ever seethed about these games.

It's all so tiresome. For like 15 years I've been saying that Oblivion was much better than Skyrim and now that they slapped UE5 on it it's suddenly the popular opinion.

oblivion remaster may have type 1, and type 2 (diabetes), but it's still has all the racism you know, and love.

AIEEEEE I-IS THAT... UNREAL ENGINE 5???
AND PEOPLE ARE... HAPPY!?!?
NOOOOOO THIS CANNOT BE, SAVE ME SPICMAN!!!

the second character creation screen gave you option to pick subraces with different abilities

The "different abilities" are in the original game you fucking stupid esl zoomer, they were just locked to your sex instead of the "subraces" in the shitmaster.
It's fucking hilarious seeing all these newfags exposing themselves as having never played the original when they say, "look what the devs added in the remaster", when it's something that was in the original.

I haven't had a single crash yet

give older game modern graphics

it outshines everything and anything released today

its like older devs knew what they were fucking doing when creating a game???
youtube.com/watch?v=5ZtEdlxa6f4

I love shitty remasters, I want mainstream gaming to stagnate while I finally finish my fucking backlog of good games

argonian's are subhuman trash

Yes
and this Remaster will unironically save Elder Scrolls 6.

*revives 4chud just so people can talk about his slop*
you rike?

Show me the Xbox release of arena you fucking nigger

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low effort

low effort bait

he's a leprechaun

We were literally talking about the original from 06

The thread is about the remaster doing well despite being a cash grab. I gave an explanation for that based on the current market. You had issue with that explanation.
I fail to see how the original was in any way relevant, or how your bizarre attempt to test whether someone was really around back then matters to me saying that this new game doing well has nothing to do with its quality.

And for the record, I wasn't around back then, because I had nothing that could play it on release. Instead I read the guide a bunch for like a year before I got a 360, alongside Chromehounds (without Xbox Live Gold, so it was pointless) and Kameo.

WEEEEH I HATE LAZY REMASTERS!!!

OMG TODD SAVED THE INDUSTRY WITH A LAZY REMASTER!!! BASED BASED BASED

There is no argument to be had, people that consoomed the UE5Slop remaster are the cancer killing the industry.

Are “people” in here really trying to flex about playing oblivion in 06 like it’s some epic gamer cheevo? KEK

i think normies like longer games especially rpgs because its like binging their fave shows

fuck off fed

Shut the fuck up, you retard nigger. That doesn't count games before the xbox was a thing, you fucking dumbass.

why would you play as female in 2004?
Why would you know what stats female characters got in 2004?

Oblivion remake is the only well performing UE5 game, funnily enough.

muh normalfags

That ship had already long sailed the time the much shitter Skyrim released and was considered a great success after 8 months of being unplayably glitchy.

I like the oblivion remaster. I can't wait for better bodies nude mods

good now do Morrowind

Don't compare the shitty UE5 slop remaster to the OG which is actually good.

fuck off fed

Nice opinion nigger, did you get it from twitter?
Maybe go back.

The Todd memes got out of hand and somewhere along the line turned into endearment instead of what it was originally intended to mean…Todd being a complete hack fraud.

You literally said it was bad back then and is only good today because there's nothing else except oblivion stood head and shoulders above its contemporaries and you're just being a dumb contrarian faggot. Oblivion is and always has been a good game, both original and remaster.

I had 10 360s because everytime my 360 I would send it into MS Canada to be fixed and they would send a replacement. They would give me my 360 back and never asked me to return the replacements. So I'm under the impression they were cheap enough that even the poorest of the poors were able to get their hands on at least 2.

The Oblivion demake is for millennial mexicans who smoke weed and work in amazon warehouses.

Its weird.
Silent Hill 2 Remake runs bad for me, lik 55 fps.
Oblivion Remaster? 100-120+ fps no dips.
I run a 7800 XT at 1440p.

noooo I didn’t mean like THAT

Exposed yourself as an underage faggot who thinks the series started with morrowind. Fuck right off secondary

my 360 red ringed when I was playing hexit. I had world record score, and it just died.

Not enough talent there to pull that off properly

You literally said it was bad back then

idk what schizo shit you're on about, I said no such thing
I love Oblivion as it was a formative game for me, to the point where I cannot see its flaws.

poors mad. games great.

It shows that you're a retarded faggot who missed out on the experience so now you bite back at those of us who can enjoy it. Go play fortnite.

There's two things different about this game:
One is that it doesn't use UE5 for its backend. That means no shitty blueprint coding, and no other possible inefficiencies there.
The other is that it's one of the only UE5 games without Denuvo.

Draw your own conclusions.

That’s elder scrolls post morrowind in general kek

your faggot ass complains exactly the same way in every thread
just fuck off back to your safe space tranny

as a white man I recommend it

Fortnite is a better video game than oblivion

No one ever fucking said that. You'd have to be as stupid as you fucking are to think that when they put numbers in the fucking titles. You got blown out and now want to split hairs over retarded bullshit because you don't want to admit morrowind and oblivion and skyrim were all xbox games. PCfags just ate our leftovers.

why would poorfags be mad when the game runs better than most modern releases, it's cheaper than most modern games, and there's no DRM so it's been pirated day 1?
this is a poorfag game

It didn't sell 4 million copies, you cretin. 4 million people launched the game, because people just play every slop gamepass spits out so they can justify paying for it. Probably only about 1/3 actually bought it.

You’re either mentally challenged or this is god tier bait

Projecting retard the credits are full of chink names.

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You said it only blew up because it was one of a few games in a niche genre. There were plenty of other rpg's and oblivion blew up because it was better than all of them and still good to this day in the remaster.

i loved oblivion. i just don't love oblivion enough to pay a AAA pricetag on it and spend hundreds of hours to get my money's worth out of it
it's like todd knows somehow that once they release ES6 then the company's going to go poof

normalnigger cattle fucked up the industry more than a decade ago, dude

nooooo it d-d-doesn’t count!

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The studio's in Singapore.

Anon Babble’s downtime has made it much more clearer by contrast with the reaction of other sites like twitter that you fuckers literally can’t enjoy anything.

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didn't capitalize "White"

You're mexican.

normalfags are the reason modern games have become so shit

this has been true for like 20 years nigger
just pirate and let the industry die

Other sites are gay and so are you todd

Go back to facebook.

How viable is a plain sword and shield playthrough? It feels like ass but I can't into magic.

Singapore

Which is full of chinks as well.

I said that about the remaster. If anything implied I meant the original game while talking about recent games I am sorry.

They are anglicized chinks tho

We better be laying down tariffs on these son of a bitches too

Yes, but they're not CCP chinks.

Sword and shield is the least fun way of playing the game. Do try to experiment with everything else and find what sticks with you. There's no downsides to using magic or bows and other weapons.

are you really trying to gaslight me into believing this game looks bad

What was that chud? I thought you said it was going to fail for being WOKE.

couldn't kill Anon Babble

couldn't kill WOKEblivion

couldn't stop Todd from selling the same game AGAIN

You lost. Sharty lost.

Looks fucking great to me :)

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muh magic dirt

low iq libtards

This remaster took 4 years to make its development is almost as long as the original took.

I missed you too, anon

Looks horrendously bad. I think I'm going to vomit . . .

When you're not talking about literal niggers culture is what matters, yes. Chinks are smart enough. Chinese culture is the reason they act like subhumans.

My god I'm getting filtered by the scaling. My magic does good damage still but my weapons is useless and I gain levels so goddamn quickly. Mods that descaled the world in the original game and hand placed loot spoiled me. The arena went from easy to impossible in like 20 minutes because I gained 5 levels

How ass does this run on a series x/ps5???

i tried arguing that it wasn't worth buying right now and got pelted with tomatoes on my normie site

It runs like shit on xbox, why did Phil even by them when their own consoles aren't even prioritized lmao

That's because normalfags haven't played this game in 20 years. Fuckers on Anon Babble have beaten this crap several times and need mods to make the scaled world less shit. Normalfags just play on story mode, get stoned, and walk around for hours saying "woooow I'm so immersed."

Normalfags just play on story mode, get stoned, and walk around for hours saying "woooow I'm so immersed."

Sounds like a based way to play the game actually.

It looks fine for what it is you nigger. The problem is they completely robbed it of its original vibrancy, soul and beauty. The entire vibe and essence of the original was stripped down to appeal to realismfaggotry shallow minded zoomers who are literally incapable of appreciating true artistic vision

you guys are fucking retarded

Which is funny because oblivion runs perfectly on series consoles with 4k60/hdr

Yeah it's great if you want to play a pretty walking simulator but the original game has 20 years of mods that make it play like a fun RPG, too. It's just a shame that it's so unstable.

Besides the bad UE5 performance this is one of the better remasters I've played.

Right? Imagine actually thinking that's a neg.
Don't act like it was a design choice like windwaker or okami. It was fuzzy pastel garbage limited by the hardware at the time. The remaster looks objectively better in every way.

An unexamined life isn't worth living. Besides, that which you envy can be achieved through a simple operation on your frontal lobe.

It's a negative if you want an actual fun RPG to play. Turning off the difficulty to enjoy the hike is shallow and boring once your buzz wears off.

Right? Imagine actually thinking that's a neg.

It is and you’re a simpleton nigger

You're a fucking retard.

it's just the original game with a new coat of paint on it

the original is there for $5 if you still want to play it

you can boot it up now and have fun talking with people having fun with oblivion for the first time and enjoy your good memories of the game

instead bitch about the remaster existing

FB is indeed BP.

I refuse to believe a true fan of 06 oblivion thinks the remaster “looks better in every way”. Fuuuuck off. (You) people are just being contrarian for the sake of it

Except it is fun, you stupid nigger. I'm having a blast.

So I'm based?

Or I can bitch about both because oblivion is trash

I’m having a blast

Truly a return to form! HUZZAH YALL

No you aren't. The scaling is fucking aids on normal difficulty. My weapon went from being perfectly useable to total trash in a few levels and you level so fucking fast it's insane. Forcing yourself to not sleep until you get a scaled weapon drop is cancer.

Chinese culture comes from Chinese biology you low iq libtard

This nigga gets it.
Fuck Bethtards forever. Lowest form of RPGlet.

I never liked the gay fuzzy pastel bullshit. Everything was blurry and flat and retarded. Don't act like it held up to even standards of the day. There were way better looking rpg's around that time. The characters in oblivion looked so trash they became a meme. I refuse to believe anyone appreciates the oblivion "art style".

First day on oblivion? Maybe there are some 20 year old forum posts that could answer your questions.

No, it's my seventh playthrough of it and the remaster reminds me of why I play with so many mods that make the world less shit and turn this into a playable RPG. Vanilla is terrible. Like I said, normalfag retards like you only like this shit because you play on story mode and want a pretty hiking simulator.

I really hate this narrative that the only reason people love oblivion is because of it's unintentional comedy, like the bad AI and goofy dialogue, and so bethesda just HAS to keep that all in the game. I wanted to see a polished Oblivion.

If it's your seventh playthrough then why are you bitching about 20 year old solved problems as if they are new? Are you too lazy to play the game the way it was intended and need your cheats to make it easier for the wittle baby?

Your stomach is sinking?
Maybe go to a doctor instead of Anon Babble

The way it's intended is to grind enchanting for hours while forcing yourself to not level and then wait for a decent scaled weapon to drop so you can create a broken weapon. That's fucking boring. I've done that a billion trillion times. I want to actually play a RPG that isn't scaled aids.

As a Skyrim fag with 1000+ hours, I have to say Oblivion is better. I was always put off by the original Oblivion but decided to give the remaster a whirl and holy fuck. This is what Skyrim should have been. Accessible but with more mechanical depth like attributes and skills like acrobatics and athletics. The only bad part about Oblivion is the dungeons but everything else is so much fucking better. Don't even get me started on the quests. The Dark Brotherhood in oblivion mogs Skyrims dark brotherhood so badly it isnt even funny. I haven't even touched Thieves Guild or any other guilds yet. I am sorry Oblivion chads I fucking kneel.

Wait until you play the Morrowind remaster in 6.4 years.

FPBP
Why did I even bother coming back, I already knew what threads would be up. This place is fucking predictable garbage.

the only reason people love oblivion is because of it's unintentional comedy

That gives it some charm for sure but the main reason most people like it is because it's an immersive sandbox fantasy world sim. I agree with you, I wanted to see it more polished and with some things fixed. I will say playing without the dialogue camera zoom makes it a lot more immersive

It's probably way worse than this projects.
We live in the age of zoomers watching movies and university lectures at 2x speed because of pathological FOMO and information overload. Their brains are completely fried.

OP BTFO, Glad 8c's discussions are better anyway

the east made re2 as a full remake, put in the effort

the west just uses ai to update the visuals of gta and oblivion

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This game is normgroid catnip, you idiot.

muh CHINKS

muh JEETS

Just face it, white people can't make fucking shit, they are a dying worthless breed

Holy shit, there's no such thing as Type 1 and Type 2 and you'll never be a real woman trans trender!

Just play morrowind.

Both are shit. Remakes are shit.
East and West need to stop copying Hollywood.

yeah, when I first played oblivion in 2006 at my uncle's house it blew my mind that I could freely explore this giant fantasy world and do whatever I wanted. it felt like i was in the lord of the rings. that was the magic of oblivion. the goofy AI shit is just things people look back on fondly in hindsight, it is not an integral piece of it in my opinion. I wish they took it more seriously. but i guess bethesda is just a lolcow now and everyone only cares about the goofy shit they do like the bugs and radiant ai.

There was a time when both Oblivion and even Fallout 3 were fellated. I often went into those threads for the waifus. There were separate threads for Morrowind and Anon Babble moved so much slower you didn't need Anon Babble yet.

it looks and plays like shit, no thanks. I'll wait for Morrowind Remastered or Skywind

Oblivion only has its soul going for it. They literally surgically amputated the soul and left only all the shit. Of course it's going to be awful

It's a truly wonderful game.
As a fellow Chud alt right Anon, I think we all should go out and buy a copy of Oblivion, Skyrim, AND Fallout 4.
You know, to own AND trigger the libs.

plays like shit

That's every Bethesda game. Nobody plays them for gameplay.

90% of posters in this site aren't here for actual discussion, they're here for the shitposting and schizophrenia enabling. That's why the altchans were dead, since they had staff that actually gave a shit about the quality of their boards.

Back in the day there was always a

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

thread up on Anon Babble

STOP BULLYING BETHESDA SCHIZO

no I don’t think I will.

You knew what would be up because deep deep down in your hollow heart you agree with OP but you can’t admit that to yourself because it would cause your entire worldview to shatter and your mediocre little life, dependent on chasing manufactured corporate trends to give you sense community in your loveless life, would be over as you it

the default UE5 realism slop looks horrendous. Look at a a picture of any NPC. They gave instructions to journos covering the game to focus on the overworld and dungeons and avoid dialogue as much as possible exactly because they shat the bed that hard. Look up any journalist/legacy media stream. It always keeps happening

well yeah people liked and made fun of the goofy dialogue, but now people think it's some sort of sacred cow.

10 years into the remaster era


Anon, I played Super Mario All-Stars, FF Anthology, FF Chronicles, and the N.A.M.C.O., Activision, and Intellivision collections in the 90s, it's always been the age of remasters.

A lot of you fags need to go back to your hug boxes if you love remaster garbage so much. Who am I kidding anyway? I know damn well you all shit on games nonstop here but the second someone says something about your beloved slop you want to play the victim. Bethdrones are no better than farm cattle.

redditor

You know, let me put it this way. Do you think if this industry tried to make a new game, they would manage to make something better than a lazy remaster? Because I've seen the new games that came out in the last 10+ years and boy oh boy, the answer is certainly "no" to that question. And I never even liked Oblivion, even when it was new (beyond thinking the graphics were amazing).

Oblivion was true cringekino. You don’t nerf that

being a consumerist drone is.. le good

It's a good remaster but preserved all of Oblivion's shitty problems that mods solved for the past 20 years. I have no idea how normalfags enjoy this shit vanilla.

Let me put it this way: How do you think this dead industry is going to sustain itself when it lacks all creativity and willingness to take risks?

The problem is that it's the same game it just looks worse, more polygons doesn't mean it is better the game looks like cock.

the default UE5 realism slop looks horrendous

the problem isn't realism, the problem is devs who are tasteless/talentless hacks. KCD2 has all of the realism stuff that UE5 has but it looks fantastic because the artists clearly gave a shit. In regards to the landscape you could legit throw the original oblivion assets into UE5 and it would likely look better.

okay todd we get it you can stop samefagging now

Having to constantly zoom in to view the local map is cancer. It's clunky and worse than the original game. Why isn't there a button to view the local map?

I dunno seems more fun to play than shit that looks ancient and dog shit. Not to mention it's a Bethesda game that is more fun than anything they've done since original oblivion. I don't think too many people give a shit after how bad 76 and starfield were.

There's a local map?

yeah gamers ruined and are ruining video games
nothing new here

I dunno seems more fun to play than shit that looks ancient and dog shit.

That's the problem. It "seems more fun" until your eyes adjust to the new graphics. Once the appeal wears off, you're left with unmodded Oblivion with all of its problems with scaling. Every dungeon is boring and scaled. Every house has worthless loot. There is nothing cool to find anywhere because the entire world is scaled. Every locked chest has shit in it.

For someone that has played original Oblivion to death, it's hard to enjoy this shit vanilla when you've played mods that improved the the world.

Yeah, you have to zoom in to see the dungeon map/local map. Keep zooming in the map until you see it.

get the chance to remaster oblivion

don't add filler npc's to cities so it still feels as dead and empty as ever

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This shit reeks of low budget, I guess that's why they didn't even bother promoting it

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Why is this pajeet saying everything is brown like his hometown

I’ve been in forest irl that look like oblivion OG and Oblivion remaster

Isn't it interesting how all this bullshit started with Oblivion, and now here we are again?

oh wow

Let the kino flow

I'm legit concerned they are going to pull the same UE5 wrapper bullshit with Elder Scrolls VI.

That’s exactly what they’re doing. Oblivion remaster is a paid alpha test.

fpbp

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then just play the old version? it's not delisted.

Other chans were right, you bitches just complain to get (you)'s

Other chans

Go back to facebook

this site is a shell of its former self

fpbp
OP btfo beyond repair

Bros I'm crying, I literally cannot enjoy videogames anymore with this happening
Wait I don't play videogames in the first place and never really enjoyed them.

site bad because make fun of unreal demake :'(

You're an idiot.

Go back then

shut the fuck up nigger

Literally, the games in super Mario all are ports of the original source code but with nicer graphic and sound assets, the oblivion remaster is a port of the original source code but with nicer graphic and sound assets

None of this is new

We have an archive you dumb nigger.

only AAA slop exists in gaming

We make fun of this shit and distract you normalfags into defending it so you don't play the games we are playing and ruin them.

its complaining and low effort trolling (got rehashed into "ragebait" by 8 years old on tiktok and forced onto internet) nowadays
UE5 is still slop either way

I think so too. ES6 is gonna be a complete piece of shit.

Why do gamers love remakes and remasters so much? Why do we buy them in such numbers?

Low effort cash grab is universally acclaimed by normalfags

Duh
Besides, it's Bethesda, they can put out complete dogshit like Skyrim, FO4, FO76 and Starfield and people will still pretend they make good games

Most gamers are third worlders who are easily wowed by photo-realism

A shit game with prettier graphics is still a shit game

Confession: I'm having fun playing the remaster and I'm enjoying it

Yes

I played a video game

And had fun

I know such deviancy isn't tolerated here but I just had to admit it

we know ranjeet

I mean in general, ranging from 'lazy' remasters to full reimaginings like FF7 Remake. Not just ones like Oblivion remastered.

type 1/2 diabodies

it's buggy garbage with outdated combat mechanics. it's only popular because nostalgia fags MUST CONSOOM remakes

exact same game but UE5

everyone eats it up

They didn't even try with this, it looks like one of those shitty ads for mobile games that don't exist, also lmao at the "lol zoomers can't handle Oblivion" when the game came out in 2006 and is prime zoomie material. People can't seem to admit to enjoying slop anymore, their blind consumerism has to be somehow righteous too.

Normalfags in general like to repeat the same safe experiences over and over, with minor variations.

what, specifically, makes this a low effort cash grab?

no fishing

Pretty much

It's not a jRPG.

fpbp

Dungeons look alright, the rest sucks.
Faces are even more uncanny and fucked up.
Original UI was bad because console-oriented, now its bad and soulless cause 2025
Trees look worse, grass looks worse, and those fields and forests were the backbone of Oblivion's atmosphere.
Brown filter like in some cheap 2012 enb
All in all, no reasons to play this over the original.
Another demaster that will be forgotten within a week.

Also, first post is a confirmed samefag-shill, ip counter never increased when he replied to himself with positive comments, only when people disagreed/mass-replied quoting his post

finally i wanted Anon Babble back just to see you fags cry lmao
how is that not soul for you faggots?

it's just the glowies after being exposed they don't try anymore lmao

they change it

faggots cry they took out the soul

they don't change it

faggots cry it's the same

LMAO

You don't have to play it anon, the original still exists. Your acting as if they took down the original and only left up the remaster, which would never ever happen.

They should take down both because they are both garbage

Anon Babble constantly has threads of people saying they like Oblivion

remaster releases which is just Oblivion in a new graphics engine

Anons are befuddled as to why people are playing it

Yeah what a mystery. I never would have guessed this would happen after almost 20 years of

Oblivion quests are so good holy shit the guilds Skyrim dropped the ball so hard where is the magic and the attributes and acrobatics all they have to do is fix leveling and people will buy Oblivion again

I like oblivion

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Turn up your settings then

Dumbass, that's a good thing for modding. Imagine being so dumb thay you think that's a bad thing

you are brown

that picture is illegal in Texas

zoomers never played the original so they have nothing to complain, graphics look realistic enough and performance is the same as every UE5 garbage.

go back to plebbit, and take your spaces with you

Based as fuck. This Oblivion remaster is the best remaster in the current year market, just compare it to Nintendo or Rockstar's shitty sad excuse for remasters. What the team at Virtuos did is incredible and they deserve more praise. Using two engines to create this janky but high graphics faithful to Oblivion remaster is genius and proves that a Morrowind remake is viable.

new release is... LE POPULAR??

it's liked by... LE NORMALFAGS???

le videogaymes industry is... LE DONE?????

Just completed the Thieves guild quest line. Reached level 25. Done a few Daedric quests. Got a fair bit through the Assassin guild shit too. Complete the Knights of the Nine quests and am fully decked out in the Crusader armor. And so far, I have to say...

I am not seeing the magic. The music is good, but not Skyrim good. The armor, while better-looking than a lot of Skyrim's offerings, aren't enough to make up for the inordinate amount of negatives I am experiencing for the first time in Cyrodil. The bugs certainly aren't helping either.
The Good:

Armor aesthetics

Weapons don't look like paddle boards

Ambience and atmosphere are off the charts

The Bad:
I kept hearing way back in 2011 about how "superior" the faction quests were in Oblivion. Well, I'm calling horse shit now. The Thieves Guild quest line sucked ass. Everyone said the equivalent in Skyrim was overlong and badly paced, and made no sense because it forced you to swear your soul to Nocturnal? Bitch, if that shit was poorly paced, then the one in Oblivion is the War and Peace of super long quest lines. It's nothing but fetch quests, going back and forth between cities like a glorified courier. And during the final stretch, it gets even worse. You're basically a bitch boy for the Gray Fox. It's super long, super boring, and the only pay-off is at the very end when the Gray Fox reveals himself to be Corvus. But he barely explains how he managed to undo the curse apart from Elder Scrolls shenanigans.

I honestly had more fun with the Thieves Guild in Skyrim. And so far, I'm not seeing the genius with the Assassin's either. I haven't exactly reached the end, but I just got finished with the "Purification," and I ain't impressed. You fuckers lied to me about how much better these factions were. What in the actual fuck. 19 years of hype for this bull shit? So far, all this remaster is doing is making me want to go back to Skyrim so I don't have to keep typing in

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I am not seeing the magic.

do shivering isles.

zoomers cant handle the gameplay

It plays exactly like skyrim from what I remember. Oblivion was dumbed down.

Ah, was spoiled the ending to that one long ago. The journey sure as shit be superior to the destination, lol

that music

that vibe

barefeet are beautiful

color is beautiful

BLOOM

You are over-encumbered.

FPS: 31

YEP IT'S KINO!
IMAGINE NOT ENJOYING VIDEO GAMES!

First TES game that probably...maybe...won't require feet mods right out the gate. Can't say the same for body, but you win some, you lose some.

anyone notice that remasters entail looking like every other classic gam that is also remastered? Is feels like these games are losing their visual identity into and singular amorphous blob of nostalgia bait. Thanks, Unreal Engine.

oh, thanks for reminding me of another shit that is driving me up the wall about this game. Everyone is complaining about the bloom or there not being enough color in the trees or some random's rat's arsehole, but I'm over here struggling to get through a single dungeon with out being eleventy million pounds over encumbered. I think Oblivion managed to give Starfield a run for its money in terms of loot/player weight inanity. WHY DOES ONE FUCKING BOW WEIGH 42 POUNDS?!

You're so wrong I don’t even know where to start. Oblivion’s Thieves Guild is not a snoozefest. Yeah, there’s some running around, but that’s the point. The guild is a secret society, not some band of thugs. You actually work to uncover the guild’s secrets. You earn trust from beggars, fight for your place, and gradually rise through the ranks. It’s immersive. In Skyrim, they hand you the keys to the guild like it’s a freebie. It feels like you’re just running errands for a Daedric prince, not living the life of a thief. And the Gray Fox? He’s not a “bitch boy” the mystery is part of what makes the story so compelling. The curse? It’s a big deal, and the slow reveal adds depth. You’re not supposed to get everything at once. Compare that to Skyrim, where the guild’s “mystery” is just about you playing bank manager for a bunch of bums. As for fetch quests sure there are some, but they help build atmosphere. The guild makes you earn your place, unlike Skyrim where you’re handed everything on a silver platter.

Fpbp lmao

Didn't even read OP's gay ass post

Dont worry they will ruin Morrowind next, remember to thank all the same retards who buy every lazy remaster that comes out nowadays that would have mocked you for playing video games in the pre COD4 days.

Oblivion is only recognizable because it looks so disgusting. Some overworld areas look okay. But did it work? Yes. Should it be emulated by others? No. You are a retard wearing nostalgia goggles.
Of course, I'd rather the game wasn't made in unreal or any deferred rendering blurry stutter engine but good luck making a modern game without that nowadays.

Can you just imagine if they tried to pile on even more cashgrab nonsense with this shit?
Like horse armor or something?

There is build up and catharsis in Skyim's quest line. There is neither build up nor catharsis in Oblivion's. Also, the quest rewards SUCK. Wow, I get this mask that makes every guard go aggro the second I enter a town. You know, the one place where stealing shit and being all sneaky sneaky would actually be USEFUL. Don't even get a unique piece of attire for joining! At least the Dark Brotherhood gets matching uniforms. Just like one of the books you can read in the very game, you can't really call it a guild if it's just a bunch of ragtag group of thieves who answer to a figurehead.

It's literally the original oblivion game but in an unreal engine wrapper lo

With completely new assets for both the scenery and models, redone voicework for the non-human races, and completely reworked UI.

Literally got a sinking feeling in my stomach when I saw this

lmfao imagine being this much of a delicate snowflake that a game affects you this much

the music is good, but not skyrim good

10/10 rage bait, made me reply angry FUCK YOU AND DIE

You aren't bullying shit weak bitch nigga. bullying is what just happened to the retard jannies
Keep crying into the abyss in this containment board and get that data harvested so the bots can catch you elsewhere too.
You are weaker than a juvenile mudcrab
Unreal stutters 5 couldn't handle it

I felt the same way when I played Oblivion back in 2013. Oblivion lovers hype up the faction quests, but they're all just as good/bad as Skyrims. It's just nostalgia.

FPBP and OP will never be a woman.

Yup
And their defense is just to call you too young, so it would seem like "real oblivion fans" are liking it

FPBP

It sounds like you’re just upset Oblivion doesn’t hold your hand like Skyrim does. Not every game needs a neat little emotional arc or flashy rewards to feel fulfilling. Maybe you’re the type that can’t appreciate a game with actual depth and freedom, where you have to create your own stories and motivations. The quest rewards in Oblivion aren’t handed to you on a silver platter, which might be hard for you to grasp if you’re used to Skyrim’s overly dramatic buildup. As for the whole guild thing, maybe you missed the point. Oblivion’s factions are supposed to feel like gritty, real organizations, not some perfectly organized, uniformed cult. But hey, keep complaining about the lack of matching outfits. Maybe next time, the game will throw you a party and jerk you off.

we saw the reveal bro
they're all white guys

for a game that requires you to look for things to do.

They added a spell that adds a trail to your next objective in case the already existing compass marker was too hard for your shrieveled spongiform brain to understand.

I guess your black samurai game didn't hit the mark huh?

They wont due shit with morrowind. Making that game playable for modern gamers would require too much work and money.

You don't understand, he doesn't like that you actually had to do thieving for the thieves guild compared to how Skyrim you just follow a questline that turns into The Companions 2.0 after like 3 quests with zero thieving involved.
Same with how the mage questline expects literally like 3 basic spells out of you at most and all can be handled with scrolls besides the ward (which can be done with a shield).

WAHHH WAHHH. MOMMY PEOPLE ARE PLAYING A GAME AND HAVING FUN WAHH WAHHH!!!

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Murphy

white

lmao

same
I'm enjoying the remaster

You're right and I agree. But both things can be true. The original art style is lost in a lot of places (not all, though) but the new graphics do look great as well.

Pretty much all of this. Oblivion is the weakest of the big 3 ES games. Beating Morrowind again right before playing the remaster is almost painful. I hate this shitty scaled world and there aren't any good mods yet to improve it.

You talk like... like a fag...

like... like

Quite the projection there faggot

I was laying the sarcasm on pretty strong in that post, you knuckle-dragging retard.

Why do people go out of their way to bitch

They did this to hurt and shame the skyblivion devs

If anything this makes skyblivion look even better.

this just proves that old > new

"muh nostalgia goggles" faggots BTFO

OLD Anon BabbleIDYA IS GOATED
NEW VEGAS REMASTER IS NEXT FUCK YA NIGGER

If you want to be batman and have everything be a super epic adventure then yeah, Skyrim thieves guild.
Same with the Companions. You get to be an epic werewolf of doom because having an actual fighters guild and thieves guild won't keep ADD zoomers from staring at their phone every five seconds.
Oblivion is about substance, Skyrim is about flash.

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isn't the ugliness of the original part of its janky appeal? I really don't get why people give this much of a shit about a new version with good graphix.
I feel like I'm the weird one for not caring about remakes of perfectly functional old games and for sometimes even preferring the simpler old graphical styles

New games are made by people who are out of touch. Why have all that polish when it's not even fun? Old games have this quality where they are absolute turds but they are fun to play.

The problem is that Oblivion runs like ass on modern hardware and we lack an OpenMW-like engine.

The appeal is slightly more complex systems that aren't yet streamlined to oblivion.

Who says updating the fidelity means getting rid of the ugliness? Now you can just see it better.

that's based though. people play games for the serious stuff not the bitch work

you can mostly fix it with some fiddling but I get that most people wouldn't want to bother
but then why not just play the original? Although this being trending means that a lot of modders will put their hands on it which is always nice
lmao, the one on the left reminds me of something...

Incorrect, hence why chinks can assimilate just fine in the west.

It's a good remaster. You probably never played the original.

me and friends collectively say it looks like shit when it's announced

2 days later

every single one of them is playing it

Pretty much. It's a remaster as I imagine the word. It's just Oblivion but updated rather than upgraded.

the instant i saw the color grading i knew it would be lacking in soul. gonna pirate this one and mod it maybe in a few years

OP is, as always, a faggot

This is probably the most soulful release of the past 7-8 years. They fucking cared and the people who remastered it played the original game, all of them.

Bethesda cared, Virtuos cared and both have the ability to match their dedication, to fulfil their vision. You feel and know it if you've played the original, you feel and know it when you've played the dozens of garbage remasters of other games that all they do is just get you in the mood to play the original. This one doesn't, this one actually makes it difficult to go back to the original.

It's not a pure 10/10 remaster, but compared to every single other one out there, it is.

trans bros and various other pedophiles...
we lost...

open world garbage, not for me

Based

I would buy this UE5 blurry DOF slop game three more times before I would spend 10 dollars on something designed and/or written by someone with (post)modern sensibilities.

Not much can live up to 19 years of hype. TES6 will come out 20 years after Skyrim, in unrelated news.

it's another "developer adds their new game to their subscription service so they can legally claim everyone subbed to their service that automatically gets access to the game is a player and massively inflate the numbers" episode

I kneel..

So, why are you not playing?

It's a great remaster, if they can do the same for Morrowind and Fallout good...

I already played it to death over a decade ago, and the new version looks soulless.
If I wanted to play it again, I'd play the original again.

they only managed to fuck up the most important thing and that's visual identity by fucking up the art direction, in fact I'd say there isn't any, it all looks like UE5 on default settings lmao. og oblivion is much closer in looks and vibes to something like KCD than brown-core piss filter games like skyrim, pajeetout 3, shitfield etc.

Skyblivion is going to be better since it runs on Skyrim's engine.

Oblivion Remake runs on Oblivion's engine just with UE5 graphics running overtop. It's literally the same game under the hood. Skyblivion looks and feels too much like Skyrim.

CAN I FUCKING OPEN THE MAP TO THE ZONE IM IN BY DEFAULT?
WHY DO I HAVE TO OPEN THE MAP THEN CLICK THE FUCKING CIRCLE ON THE TOP RIGHT INSTEAD

they're all white guys

sure thing buddy

I know understand why the UI in the remaster is worse to navigate.

the population of India is 1.5 billion, what a coincidence

it all looks like UE5 on default settings lmao

It looks like a cheap cash grab. Assets outsourced to India or Asia. Then all quickly thrown together in UE5, as UE5 allows you to directly throw your high res assets into the game and that's it. Lighting sucks in this game, zero effort. Even simple things like keybindings are an inconsistent mess.

That's the actual Bethesda studio not the studio that made the remake, they didn't touch it as they're too busy fumbling and inserting gay shit into TES6

No actual serious answers? Odd, it' so easy too

between one betheslop big release (Starflop) and another (TESVI)

old game remaster

nothing changed engine-wise, just slapped a UE5 wrapper over it

and the most important part

not even made by betheslop, outsourced to a pajeet studio

There's not a single thing that doesn't tell me that they didn't just grab an old dusty IP, handed it to another company and told them "go print us money". There's absolutely no effort here from Bethesda, no matter how you look at it.

they're too busy fumbling and inserting gay shit into TES6

Starfield should have shown everyone how insanely bad TES6 is going to be.

You think Bethesda was completely hands off when Virtous was making the game? That just doesn't happen.
Also that UI bitch is from Virtous.

Is that a man?

You think Bethesda was completely hands off when Virtous was making the game? That just doesn't happen.

Bethesda clearly gave them guidelines for DEI content and Virtous seemed to just put the bare minimum effort into the game.

they didn't touch it

then why are their names in the remaster credits?

Classic corpo move to put french jrpg between popular fps betas and oblivion then buy them when sales are bad

Why can't gamers just play the game normally but want to have all the glitches so they can cheat?
I thought it was a role-playing game.

oh my, a bunch of thirdies who can't run the latest remake are all crying about it not having soul or being faithful enough to the original. Who would have thought this would happen?
Nobody is stopping you from playing the original are they? they haven't taken it away from you have they?

All big companies are going to remake all their hit games every decade or so. Its what industry came to sadly.

Why didn't they fix the inventory?

shadow dropped AI remasters made for peanuts. real vibrant medium you have there.

it's amazing that videogames will die like five years after theatrical films do despite being 70 years newer

rehashing Skyrim through 3 console generations over the course of 14 years : I sleep

rehashing GTA 5 through 3 console generations over the course of 12 years : I sleep

rehash Oblivion once : real shit

You're a retard for bitching about it just now.

Can 1070 run this game?

no

full priced

120gb

no official mod support

4 million sold in 2 days

Why

gaem i no liek sell????? guise y????? i thought i am le authority for le everyone else????????

full priced

Its not $80 though. $50 games are unironically the new $30 games.

Reminder that they (bethesda) pay people to defend their games on online social media platforms. There have been astroturfed threads for years.

The only people I've seen get buttblasted at this game are playstation fans who are either mad that their console war vs xbox isn't going to plan because of this games popularity or because they're underage retards who don't realise this game is 20 years old at its core and isn't going to hold their hand in the same way their Sony movie games do.

I'm so glad the samefag spammers are back, bros

In what way? The only impressive thing is the retarded feat of having fully emulated Creation Engine in UE5, to the point where they could keep using the old game's file formats

brown and bloom military era nostalgiatards shouldn't have access to internet anymore

LMAO

I've never seen a post this fucking bad here
Where did you even come from?

fpbp

Oblivion Remastered is trash

character creator makes you select body type A/B

The game asks you your preferred pronouns

you play as a virgin

the Dremora are 100% aryans who wear variants of the same nazi-coded armor (black and red), they want to kill you on sight

every time they kill you they say "such an inferior being, will make good soap"

Mehrunes Dagon is retconned into a transgender who is revealed to be the actual hero trying to protect Tamriel from the real villain (the Empire) which are conservative white men who insist on calling you with female or male pronouns despite no one else doing this.

The helpful NPCs are all beastfolx who have human maidens by their side

One of the gestures in the game is a strange mix between Heimskr's raised hands and twerking

All of the dungeons have female bosses, you often would beat a creature and then a stronger female boss will appear.

There's a mention of gamer(oblivion)gate (it's very subtle)

One of the NPCs references Rosa Parks

When you get the option to change your appearance at the Arcane University (yes even gender) an NPC will tell you "I'm glad you are proud of who you really are"

there's a BLM mural inside a cave that is all way to end of Cyrodiil, the description says "a painting dedícated to those brave warriors outiside of Oblivion" once you find this you can get an armor called "Cuirass of St. King" (reference to Rodney King, victim of Police brutality)

The merchant NPCs often mention of how there's always "evil beings" stealing the lighting of more deserving people (probably a reference to how people believe that Edison stole a black mans invention when he made the lightbulb)

There's a Chadwick Bozeman reference, in an in-game book which tells the story of Cyrus who was "as fierce as a panther"

There's lots of other shit Bethesda crammed in here just to tell us that they hate their audience.

game pass

4 million sold

why are you a newfag?

People already hating difficulty spike on master

another enemy sponge that 1hit kills you #10230120312?

Mark: So we started measuring this back in 2004, and at the time the measures that we used were stopwatches because that was the most precise thing we had at the time. We would shadow people with stopwatches for every single activity they did. We would record the start time and the stop time. So you're on a screen where you're working in a Word doc, as soon as you get to that screen, we clicked start time, soon as they turned away and checked email, we clicked stop time for the Word document, start time for the email. But fortunately, sophisticated computer logging methods were developed, and so of course we switched to those. So back in 2004, we found the average attention span on any screen to be two and a half minutes on average. Throughout the years it became shorter. So around 2012 we found it to be 75 seconds.

The study was about alt-tabbing. I don't deny it's real, but it's stupid how they got to their conclusion.

okay
i didn't read anything you wrote.

They had to do something before GTA 6
not even TES 6 will survive GTA 6 and GTAO2's onslaught.

bad video game

This post and thread make a very good argument for why we need flags and IDs, which is the most requested feature by far in the feedback.

go out of your way to make the game look as bad as possible

and still no one cares

brutal. sorry that happened to you. you seem like a good kid though, maybe when you grow up a little bit you'll understand.

You're not wrong but it could have been so much better.
They put almost zero effort into the remaster and cut corners in so many ways but new vidya is so fucking bad right now that people will line up to pay for poorly made remasters of old games.

FPBP
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The day deranged anti-remaster troons got BTFOd

all these normalfag replies

this is just sad

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I don't remember nignogs like this in the original version

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I don't believe what everybody's saying. I don't believe you are samefagging

FPBP

go out of your way to make the game look as bad as possible

No I didn't nigger I just posted a screenshot of the game

and still no one cares

You do, enough to reply.
Fuck you and redeem

30 minutes and this is all you have? You are useless.

zoomzoom can't read anything longer than a twitter post

I can. I chose not to.

Three out of four of those people worked on the original Oblivion, not the remaster
you can easily find this out in a few seconds by looking any of them up

body type 1/2

piss filters

unreal slop

ai frame gen to run decently

the fact is you never won gaming died decades ago and can't be saved

ive seen so many people lauding bethesda and the outsourced dev team for "making sure" all the bugs and retarded behavior stayed in. they dont realize that they didnt really consciously pick & choose what to fix aside from a few key things. the game has the same bugs because its the same old gamebryo mess running inside unreal 5