Why are cats considered the "gamer's pet"?
Why are cats considered the "gamer's pet"?
They're not exactly getting the other kind of pussy
Quiet and most self-maintaining. Just keep the bowls filled and little cleaned and they don't disrupt as much.
u dont have to walk them (dont have to leave the house)
They will leave you alone while you're gaming™ unlike some reddit tier pet hecking chungus doggerino who will demand your attention 24/7
What kind of fucking loser calls them that?
fpbp
They hate jews.
Because cats don't need your help, so you can just play games all day as long as there is food and water present
WTF is this real
'Fraid so
Because cats themselves are gamers. gif related, this is analogous to me when I'm playing video games
low maintenance and just chills so you can play more vidya while the cat is on you bed
I honestly think that cats are one of the most beautiful creatures in all of Allah's creation
only way to get pussy
What's with the religion obsession today?
THE GAMERS PET OF CHOICE IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE BUNNY OR THE DOG
Cats are just toxoplasma factories for faggots.
My cat doesn't care that I'm a loser shut in and he's introverted like me so doesn't care if no one ever comes over. Actually he prefers it that way.
Dogs are typically more extroverted. You HAVE to take a dog outside at least 2 or 3 times a day. They literally can't stay indoors. Also most dogs start getting restless if you just sit there playing games and get really bored or depressed.
Cats don't care at all they're quite happy in that conditions.
Fuck dogs. They're a chore and they're generally annoying. There's no "good breed" either. Any breed that is "well behaved" is either small enough to fit in a teacup and shaking like a Parkinsons patient, or is fuckhuge and you have to babysit them 24/7. Not to mention having to take them out fuck that shit
The gamers pet.
dogs are for extroverts
cats are for introverts
birds are for metrosexuals
2 gamer pets here.
Only homosexuals .and those with mental health problems/commies own cats.
absolutely destroyed. How will gaymers ever recover?
Hows your onions latte you soulless homosexual?
I don't think i can ever have a pet again when my pets pass away...
im gaymer and i have two dogs. strong, lovely, loyal creatures
cats are only for pathetic lazy owners with social anxiety who have panic attacks when they leave their house
they're a comfy, more passive pet
name a pet that has a better gaming interaction than a cat laying on your lap while you game
Cats are cool
Im straight and make so I cant.
youre either gay or a female.
Good man.
i've never met an orange cat that wasn't a complete nutcase
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only cares about you when it's hungry
evolved to manipulate you by imitating baby cries
will eat you when you die after a long gaming session
Toxoplasmosis carriers are the reddit pet
Toxoplasmosis turns you into a Chad, Gamers are kings.
when you're pulling gacha but you only get commons
cats are only for pathetic lazy owners with social anxiety who have panic attacks when they leave their house
yes this is me
I'm both
le tits or gtfo
No
I've never met a cat owner that wasn't a complete nutcase. Or a woman, but i repeat myself.
Because Cats were the Internets animal of choice, so naturally its the Gamers animal of choice.
your dog doesn't get enough exercise because you're a lazy fuck
Estrogen and schizophrenia
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Cat Ownership and Schizophrenia-Related Disorders and Psychotic-Like Experiences
I want a huge ass bunny so bad.
Once knew a crazy lesbian with 12 of the fuckers so yeah this checks out
Ok mental issues confirmed. I'm glad you posted so we can confirm only those who are unwell mentally own cats.
Ha
>will eat you when you die after a long gaming session
This is bad why?
>only cares about you when it's hungry
Not even true
evolved to manipulate you by imitating baby cries
Baby cries are annoying though
will eat you when you die after a long gaming session
So? Also this is mostly overstated "conventional knowledge" that isn't even 100% true. Some cats will start eating you right away. Some will wait until they are starving. Same is true with dogs.
t. Watched a lot of gore and had obsession with the morbid
Many cases of ppl suiciding and the aftermath led me to the realization there is no real 1 rule with the "which pet will eat your corpse after you die" thing.
Real gamer pet dont have these problems or make you insane.
get one bro theyre amazing. Look up flemish giant bunny
Toxoplasmosis.
knock light object off a table
makes a slightly sharp sound
rabbit’s heart explodes from stress
very cool pet you have there, you obnoxious contrarians
fpbp
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God I wish that were me.
Bunnies are chill as fuck you homosexual, toxoplasmosis infected, schizoid, cat owning, communist.
or you could just be muslim but i repeat myself
Dont worry though your precious gross piss/spray machine of a feline will ensure you have a closed casket when you die. The face parts are soft and it'll get those first the moment the meow mix stops flowin.
seek help
He said fatly
NOOO DONT EAT MY CORPSE TO SURVIVE WHEN IM DEAD YOU MUST STARVE
narcissism or a woman xaxaxaxa
Gamer pets?
Ya need one of these fuckhuge bastards right here buddy.
Some more gamer pets to chase away the schizoid homos/women
how well do you have to condition the place they roam around in? Do they go straight for cables and nibble on expensive shit?
Anon Babble is a cat website. Always has been and always will be. Caturday has been a tradition since a decade before most of you heard of this site. many of the OG memes are cat themed like long cat. You're thinking of reddit that loves it's heckin puppers and woofers and hecking chonkerboys!
My cat would literally eat your faggot pet bunny. Checkmate you fucking bunnigger
Not to bad but you should cable manage anyway. All animals fuck with dangling cables be they dogs, cats, birds, bunnies ect.
Even a big ass lizard will look at a cable and somehow think yeah im gonna climb that.
Dogs are actually the best in this regard.
but no aside from general keeping your shit managed and clean bunnies are not hugely destructive and can be litterbox trained pretty easy
how smart are these things
And some even more deranged bastard has a monitor lizard that would eat your cat.
Your point?
Basically trainable litterbox ect. The giant ones are known mostly for how few fucks they give. Extremely chill good with kids and stuff. Not prone to freaking out when company shows up.
If something pisses them off they'll let you know. They do this thing where they'll stomp their bigass feet.
YOUR CAT FEARS BUNZILLA!