This is a Japanese cat

This is a Japanese cat

Meowscarada should wear a micro bikini all the time

This is a shit thread.

How exactly would that help with battling?

battling?

Distracts the enemy

imagine being a mother and one day your son (13yrs old) comes home with this

go back to your contaiment board you fucking subhumans

greentext

That means you don't say that or look like that.

tripping on shrooms

start hallucinating about Meowscarada

Every fucking time she shows up. Is the universe trying to tell me something?

go back to your containment board >>>Anon Babble you fucking subhuman

Why does a pokemon have such nice hips?

are cats really this clingy? I thought they were supposed to be indifferent

Depends on the cat
Some cats won't leave you the fuck alone and constantly want your affection

are cats really this clingy?

Only when they feel like it.

Cats are naturally clingy and not at the same time. Meow is very very clingy, though.

to seduce shota trainers

i am biased because i want to fuck meowscarada, clearly. but is gen 9 the biggest domination of a single starter over the others? kinda feels like everyone just laughs over the water one and forgets the fire one

But how would she hide her penis in there?

How about be block the pedo "lolicon" spammers first.

The blurry line between Pokemon as pets and Pokemon as roommates is one of the weirdest things about the setting

or maybe it's just because they get next to zero activity even with a huge gimme like Anon Babble being fucking dead lmao
diddy ahh epstein bluds

to say nothing of Pokemon as stepdads

These will go too. All the coom spam are from these countries.

sign up to be a Meowscarada trainer

this was not what I had in mind

imagine the poor parents of a kid picking sprigatito as his starter

everything is fine when it's just sprigatito

when it evolves to floragato you catch it messing around with your kid and paying innocent

after evolving to meowscarada the kid's bedroom door is mysteriously locked more often with plapping noises audible

This isn't even the kind of shit that Israel nor India are prone to posting, and you know it. Also way to out your own third-world status with your broken English.

87.5% male, btw

girls can get meowscarada'd too

Mine is female

look here big green freeloader

you either get a job and your own bed or you get pokespayed

yes we get it you want cat cock badly

female meowscarada

trainer isn't male

missed opportunity

your daughter calls me mommy too

threesome with fem trainer and her fem ‘mon!

erping with meowscarada anons

Are you going to be sad when she get forgotten when gen 10 rolls around?

i'll never forget her, top 3 waifumon for me
together with lopunny and glaceon

Zoroark

Lucario

Delphox

for me

Weed cat

DUDE

This is a sexo cat.

been thinking of replaying SV soon, usually i wouldn't pick the same starter again but meowscarada is just something else man.

sexooooooo

LIFE SIZE
POKEMON PLUSH
IN THE POKEMON CENTER STORE

You have no idea.

There’s no way humans aren’t fucking these things in universe right?

kys

people fuck animals in our world already, you think that would stop if the animals were hot?

Its a given.

Like Braixen, Lucario, Loppuny and Gardevoir were forgotten?

Or Cinderace.

Nobody talks about these outside Anon Babble
All mogged by a Vaporeon meme too

given that i would fuck just about every pokemon there is, they totally fuck their trainers and rape random inexperienced trainers they trounce in the wild

what's your weirdest pokemon would

Every single one of those pokemon is extremely popular, especially Lucario and Gardevoir, you have no idea what you're talking about

porn immortalizes a pokemon. probably the biggest reason why i am still, to this day, blowing loads to blaziken

Enemy cant fight effectively if it has a boner.

I liked Vaporeon before it was cool

Battle?

I wanted to fuck a lapras since pokemon red, the evee came later.

Vaporeon was never cool.

the governments/education systems of the pokemon world casually send pubescent children out into the world with attractive and affectionate monsters, often humanoid ones

genuinely what is the percentage of people losing their virginities to these things
like imagine being a kid in hoenn with a female blaziken and a secret base, like that's it, that kid isn't finishing his pokedex or getting gym badges he's fuckin plappin fire chicken cheeks

Liko's trainer, Meowscarada

She should take her mask off before sleeping wouldn’t it get in the way or it uncomfortable for her?

porn = popularity

That's like saying gay sex is popular because gays do it

With hips like that I’m not sure they’d be able to hold back

Based love me a good Rabbit Wife

The majority of sex in the world is straight.

Everything comes off

All those including Vaporeon are for Normies, only true Chads appreciate underrated mons like NidoQueen, Jynx, Latias, Vespiquen, Tsareena, and Hatterene which are all always Female.

I like to think Meowscarada trains me more than I train him :3

Did also you like these mons before they were cool?

What pokemon would be most populace on the Epstein island equivalent of the Pokemon world?

it's gotta be a weird thing to process, firing off your first ever ropes inside of what's basically an animal (even if an intelligent one)

How did we go from the MC's sidekick being a marketable yellow rat to the MC's sidekick being her furry lesbian romantic partner?

Kirlia

Waifu-bait is too strong to ignore.

kirlia

Life sized lopunny when

fuck I miss the meowscarada anon I used to erp with. he was so fucking good at it. that was the most intense and extensive I'd ever been in a session.

He probably killed himself, which you should also consider.

unite gave us so many good outfits

still a long way to go

Nah, he's still around. Just doesn't do that stuff any more. I wonder if he's ashamed of it.

crazy world we live in

Do people actually buy figurines with the vagoo just out like this

I would if I had expendable money

imagine being a father and you come home to your wife that looks like this

if i didn't have people visit my place time to time, i'd consider it

I only buy tasteful sexo gatos. I would buy a tasteful Meowscarada.

your dick just really loves that cat. Same shit happens with me and Noelle Holiday from DR

Me too can't wait to nut all over her.

Perhaps.

is that...?

It depends on the cat, and how you treat them.
They're different from dogs, so don't just treat them like you would a dog.

I had a cat that always wanted to sleep in my bed, and would scratch at my door if I didn't let it in.

How do you explain this when you have guests over

I have sold 3D printed kobolds before.

They are like me.

She cums with a magnetic bush and magnetic futa option.

Source

Based. Were they spicy kobolds or just regular little dudes?

ywn wake up in the morning with her at your side

Why live

'cause cat breath is smelly

I put doll clothes on mine, but I can just put them away if I have to be extra conservative

Did you cum on any of these

Of course not, that's gross. That's what the plushies are for...

the ultimate life form

Depends on gender and breed and how early it was socialized with people. Generally speaking male cats are more sociable with strangers but do not form close bonds with humans, female cats are less sociable with strangers but form very close bonds with their owner due to their strong maternal instincts. Some breeds are naturally more clingy to people, such as ragdolls. Ragdolls are very doglike and can be trained to fetch. Mine fetches and meows on command.

t. Ragdoll owner. Pic related.

I hope your figs can see you using your plushies from within their cuckbox.

Yes

'Meowscarada' is a fucking stupid name.

It's supposed to be a 'masquerade' pun, but in Spanish for some reason, because she wears a mask. But that has nothing to do with magic tricks. And it sounds fucking stupid.

Be a part of the solution. What would you name it instead.

Post plushies

what's this dog yapping about?

my cat gets seriously pissed at me if i'm somewhere she can't get to
she doesn't necessarily want to be there with me
she's just mad at the possibility she can't come bother me

But that has nothing to do with magic tricks.

She not even an actual magic user like Delphox or zoroark. She is a trick magician that does street jobs during festivals.

I will save my sperm for her.

Pics or it didnt happen

what does it look like from behind???

that comic where Meow gets KO'd by one thousand years of death

guests?

Glad you ask. I wonder how sentient are these cats anyway if they can do stuff like this. Can they be toilet train, or use your shower, or clean their hands on the sink?

Dude weed

How big should they be?

Height? Ranging from 4 feet to 8 feet.
Tits? Tiny.

I love that fag's art. It make it feel so homey for some reason

Small to be easily carried

I wonder how all the FOTM streamers felt after picking le epic funny weed cat and seeing it evolve into the next waifumon.

why a cat????

It make it feel so homey for some reason

The art is pretty sexy, I feel your feeling deeply.

Why not? They are the most fuckable animals and we had a lot of examples in the past of mythological monsters half cats (sphinx or bastet) highly fuckable.

it's an abstract kind of feel

I like instagram too

I got a street job for her

sex with fantasy dogs/cats/bunnies

75% male

You never see a single male specimen around.

The jap just seem to be natural in making atmospheric background. I remember browsing danbooru during the late 2000s and seeing all those background art.

Meowscaradas used Attract

The unwanted males are sent to be free use sexual relief workers all over the Pokemon world.

this one is my favorite

They hurt themselves in their confusion

that dog is always smug

male

Into the trash

Would. Both and me in the middle.

All Meowscarada's are female,it's just how it is.

Ol' gameplay leftovers from the days of yore. All Pokemon are the gender I want them to be.

cute cato

All Pokemon are the gender I want them to be.

All futa pokemon it is then, thanks for that.

All male Meowscarada are left undocumented and are then promptly shipped to my vacation home in the Bahamas for private use.

I want some for mine too. I bought a lot of slutty dresses and a single female.

youtube.com/watch?v=_Hx3GlJCqaE&list=PLwYZ2ABp-ParzVa4TUWGSLfcMY8slrgvB
Since there are some actual cat fags, I would recommend watching My roommate is a cat. Cute stuff.

that poor zoid

Did they circumcise that lucario's chest spike? How evil

I need to ask there is some sexual material with the cat?

Meowscarada version of this when? I NEED MORE CATS

A few in monosodium glutamate.

please tell me there is a glaceon

They really know what fan wanted right? I would do unspeakable things to that vaporeon or flareon.

i want the jolteon one
or glaceon
but 400 dollary doos, holy hell that's rough

why do poketards think that all gameplay mechanics are diegetic? is it low functioning autism?

all the official life size plushes have been 400, except arcanine and garde which were 450

all of these are like 400 each

all sold out

That house looks really nice, too

that flareon gives me life

sold out

they're not

how did they get away with this

5 and everyone ITT becomes Meowscarada

life sized glaceon

who needs money for food, heating or rent anyways

arcanine and garde which were 450

They knew. I bet a lapras would be a 600 and a meowscarada or a cinderace 1k.
I would spend 400 for an umbreon or an espeon tho but before i need to know if they are easy to clean and what they are made of internally.

only the original 3 are up for preorder
the rest are planned for later

what a cruel world we live in

Reminder that all eevees that is born and raise as a pet will turn into sylveon. They wouldn't lose their fairy moves to defend themselves in the wild and Baby-Doll Eyes will be useful to get their owners to get thing they want. You have to actively buy stone to evolve the eevee to something else.

i mean it's not like they aren't doing them at all

They have a good chance of becoming an espeon or umbreon instead since those evolve from friendship.

How can human women compete?

Being taboo and allowing Meowscarada to walk around everyone with me outside of her Pokeball while people look on in open disapproval

Because pokemon = animal.

You can't just bullshit like other mon franchises.

gato sexo is canon

i am chucking an ice stone at eevee's head the second she hatches

If you want the funny mods you're going to have to send it to some rando online and pay a lot more than just 400 dollars.

Dresses you up as his child before raping your throat

unironically what the fuck did he mean by this

Scarlet/Violet overrided this. If your eevee has a fairy move and you have enough friendship, she will always evolve into a Sylveon unless you remove those fairy moves.

I know the image

Not really, I am extremely skilled as a tailor and i can pretty much do anything to those. I "funny modded" other stuffs like a jack frost doll when i was younger and others.
I was thinking how to atach a strapon on those so i can have fun with those and my gf all together.

I litterally can't see anything wrong in this scenario.

you guys like hime cut mon that badly, don't you?

what's wrong with sylveon?

Bruh i exactly knew what the scenario was.

anal sexo

guys

both of those are me, glaceon is my favourite pokemon even without me wanting to fuck it

she isn't living with me, thats the problem

flesh tentacles

A human cock?? EEEYIKES!!! It's barbed or bust, my good man! I'll have to pass on this one!

That's not true at all lmao
Ignoring that in mainline games they've been shown capable of talking (zoroark in BW2) in PMD without humans they just create their own society with money and jobs.

ooggmmhh,,,..

Damn, that sexy body, those thighs.
Gamefreak wants to give me a boner?

i don't like this image at all

umbreon is stuck with that thousand yard stare

glaceon has a giant goofy ass smile, needs the same smile that leafeon has

every other one is perfect.

espeon knows exactly what is going to happen and isn't amused

Flareon angers me, what's this little asshole smilin about....

Y E S
moar

I want a fat stoner cat roomie that lets me play with his beans.

futa is fucking cringe

why do you guys seem excited at the prospect of Meowscarada being male

I want to meet the absolute degen who designed this waifumon. And then I want to know how he snuck this sex all the way through to production.

Meow

They're gay

PMD is whole different canon.

uncanny

That's cool.
Still doesn't take away from the zoroark talking to you in BW2.

only good poster in this thread. Based anon

canny

I'm a pseudo-gay who gets very turned on by the idea of furry characters that range from looking vaguely effeminate to looking very effeminate being dudes, but who is still extremely uncomfortable with the idea of dating a man in real life as well as anything involving butt stuff outside of fantasy.

The flaps that cover its chest is based on New Orleans mardi gras breast flashing

I hate AI but holy shit this gave me a massive boner. Look at those teeth even if i wish she had a spiny tongue god i just nutted thinking of her spined tongue around my dick.

She is the fluffiest and she knows it.

Soon, anon. Soon.

Are big titty meows valid?
This sold for $500 in an auction, by the way.

How soon? This has been going on for at least 4 years now.

smitty zoe

wow thanks for the nostalgia

lucky bastard

Been at "stage 4" for over a decade now, 3dpg remains 3dpg.

I was already gay before consuming furry food

Imagine having a hyperactive 4 foot cat living in your house

nah humans are gross

She got the zoomies

eevee is a tiny skrunkly

grows to four times its size on evo

I would litterally jump on herhim and fuck herhim senseless till exaustion every time i catch sight of it.

Sniiiifffffffffffff

I've been jacking off to males and females forever, bichads rise up

It is funny how, despite the gender ratio autism, there seems to be a "canon" gender for a lot of mons. Meowscarada is female in every single appearance so far, they even hammer that home in the anime. The croc and duck are males meanwhile.

Why did they give a dog plushy a nice ass

I'd have team of 6 female equine Pokemon, myself.

I don't.
Swim, or perish.

We can fix that.

Implying i would use a condom, ever.

It's not for you

ASCO

Implying i would let him use it on me and not enjoying his liquid love nutting inside me.

Why do I want to nut inside a cat?

Because Meowscarada is very human. Like it probably belongs in the humanoid egg group more than a lot of mons in there.

The issue is that only the final evo is really humanoid, Sprigatito starts off as a pretty normal looking cat.

Dear god

I saw it on alixepress, china really is giving out catgirls

You guys gotta start cleaning your rooms if mushrooms big enough to trip on grow on the floor.
You'll break something one day!

This too is a japanese cat
files.catbox.moe/gt71x2.png

cinderace in human like egg group

Egg groups are kinda irrelevant though based on the leaked lore.

man has a son with octillery

woman has a child with typhlosion

Also if the male is human it ends with a pokemon child, and a human if the mother.
Species is always taken from the mother.

unalive yourself disgusting anthro fag

all pokemon fandom

Species is always taken from the mother.

So if one were breed with a Meowscarada, is it unethical in the pokemon world to then breed with your Floragato daughter? Asking for a friend.

so you can make more cats to nut inside eventually

Yeah according to the leaked stories humans can breed with badically any mon. I wonder what would happen if you fugged a Legendary like Ogerpon, since there's only supposed to be one of them.

moar

Only one way to find out

Sauce + get an onahole

nothing happens and you wasted your seed

ogerpon self-vores itself into an egg of the new ogerpon

human x pokemon relationships are so strong they shatter any limit in the universe and now you have more than 1 ogerpon

pick one

That's a not-Spanish(tm) gato though.

I need to start playing Violet so I can get her. Buggy adventures with my loliwife.

She's asking for it. I didn't steal her from Kieran to NOT use 64 PP of String Shot on her.

Stick a fleshlight or an onahole in it

sticking your dick in wood

bro...the splinters...

The last one maybe, though I imagine someone fucked a Mew a long time ago and that's how we got other Pokemon, Arceus not withstanding. So maybe fucking a Legendary or Mythical makes a new mon.

are there anons collecting cards itt ?

What would a Meowscarada wife be like?

No I play MtG, the Pokemon TCG is silly and the prices are insane due to gambling and specualtion.
If I want to playPokemon the actual vidya, romhacks or Showdown are all much more satisfying.

i used to ages ago when i was 10
i even entertained the game built around the cards for a bit until yugioh happened
i think i still have my hoard of cards somewhere in storage

Trad wife who maybe gets stoned with you because weedcat

I stopped collecting physical cards years ago. Now I just print cheap proxies for MTG because fuck giving WOTC $40 for a piece of cardboard.

Meowscarada wife seems like a playful trickster who'd always keep you on your toes, whether she's pranking you, showing you a magic trick or impulsively sucking your cock.

I wish Meow wives were real, bros.

hmofa fixed my futa addiction

Sex with cats

So now you're just a regular furry. Good enough I guess.

She looks like she fucks her male trainer

trad wife meme is cringe, I'd expect her to have her own interests that aren't revolving around me 24/7

what would you do if you turned into a meowscarada

I've jerked off to this pokemon so many times

trad wife meme is cringe, I'd expect her to have her own interests that aren't revolving around me 24/7

You misunderstand what "trad wife" means. It just means she's a girl who falls into normal gender roles. She's not going to flip out if you want her to cook and clean, and moreover she will actually know how to cook and want to clean because she desires to make you happy. It doesn't mean she has no personality or interests, it just means you actually get treated well instead of as an ATM or work horse.

Spanish*

can i get the source of the two figures to the left of the modern mogal figure?

Excuse me but i'm actually a furry fucker, thank you very much.
hfy

stepdads

Now this is what I'm expecting if I marry a proper catgirl. If she doesn't knock something off a table or almost smother me in my sleep with her ass then it's not proper cat behavior.

Based and saved will repost

quivern plushie but life size

I can cook and clean, I'm not 6.

If I wanted to live with my mom, I'd just move back in with my parents.

OnlyFans, millionaire overnight.

Ignore that retard. He will never be happy about it. He is the type of person that would have her working in a full time job and shove his kids in a daycare at age 2 while spending thousand on it.

Government blacksite, you won't even notice the black van parking outside

What if the CIA kidnaps him to produce OnlyFans content for them

huh?

suddenly

GHOST BLOWJOB
WOO WOO

What fetish did you get?