Celebrating my birthday with my girlfriend, Ryza!

Happy birthday

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Off-topic thread.

Oh it's (You)

awesome bird

happy bday anon, also same except I don't even have this (22)
I will just shitpost more, maybe eat something, play some vidya, fap and go to sleep, repeat this + job for the next 40 (60) years until I retire

happy birthday

You should get an anime figure gf, it makes the pain easier

which one do you recommend

You have brain damage

Your waifu

Happy birthday, Ryza is cuter than the girl in the new game

happy birthday, if you're happy

Die later than sooner anon

I don't have one I don't watch anime

Very cute Ryza, happy birthday

What about a videogame waifu?

I'll only wish you a happy bday if you post a webm of you hotgluing your waifu.
Do it faggotto. Pls.

This but make sure to include your dick too

I will not sully Ryza

Cute feet and cute birds

even waifus have saggy tits now

Japan has fallen
It's over

Based and true. I need to finish up Ryza 2 today.

They're like that because she is pregnant and has begun to produce milk

Son...i am disappoint :(

I want to (respectfully) suckle on your wife's toes, anon.

The most depraved thing I do to Ryza is pat her head and kiss the posters I have of her

Based pureCHAD

wtf

Happy birthday.
Have this photo of a pigeon as your present.

Thank you. Pigeons are my favourite!

I'm calling the CIA.
Keep your doors open tonight.

anons like this make me sad :( i hate seeing people celebrating their birthdays alone
i hope your day will be enjoyable and that nothing but good things come to you, anon!

I REALLY want to put my tongue on her feet.

I turned 24 a couple of weeks ago.
The only thing I look forward to is the weekends and playing DnD with my friends.
Does it get better, oldanons?

yeah basically this

I did have a little cry earlier, but cake and anime girls solve many things. Thanks for your kind words.

no
you just get used to it

no anon, don't cry! :( enjoy the day!

So that's it? All I have to look forward to is my paycheck and masturbating?

having friends

You must ghost them to become one of us. Assuming you haven't had sex in which case it's already too late for you and you should leave.

I'll try. Thanks anon :)

:D

NTA, but yeah, that's literally my life atm.
t. turning 29 soon

Yes. Now join me in worshipping OP's waifu's feet

masturbating

you'll get tired of that too, or worse tr00n out

ai waifu SOON
save some money for "affordable" chink lolibots
(banned in N.America nad Europe)

I'm 29 soon, we are unironically fucked within the next couple decades sadly but on the plus side it gas dissolved a lot of regrets I had, have fun while you can and be happy for every day we get

I'm in

Nice. And also everything else about her. Ngl OP has great taste.

Be careful with masturbation. Do it in moderation otherwise you'd end up with fetishes that'll make you hate yourself and they you'll have no joy in your life

lol
lmao

sorry kid

Holy fuck what's this from

Those are really long I wanna suck them

this

Happy birthday anon

You could have your very own real Ryza

based birb bro

You need to be really fucking weak willed to think like this, imagine feeling shame over fetishes than no one else knows about anyway. Enjoy what you enjoy, life is too short to feel social pressure even in your private time.

get fit and settle for a single mother who won't cheat on you or at least won't divorce rape you

final offer, best I can do

have fun tr0.0ning out sicko

I don't have that kind of money. but daaamn I would if I could.

posting Ena

it's already ogre for you

Thyza

no worries
it's display model, never was for sale

Yup can confirm, BBC fag here and I'm not even one of those Anon Babble sissyfags but a Anon Babbleizen.

you're still young... install tinder, find some slut gf and dont fuck it up... once you hit 30 it's all downhill unless you're fit and making bank

A normal (not shit) figurine would already be expensive for something I look at maybe twice a week... and jerk off to a few times.

Images are cheaper. Literally free!

Birbs are frigging based

It's a scaled up version of her first figure. A true Ryza fan would buy the normal figure and find some company to reproduce it but bigger

I'm 32 and you would've sounded like just as much of a fag to my 24 year old self. Life's as good as you make it.

I don't even have any friends, hell I don't even do shit I enjoy anymore. I just spend my time online. Even when this website went down, I did nothing but read shitty manga all day instead.

It does not get any better unless you try to, and most of us just aren't willing to try because it's already too late.

That cake is going to make her thighs even thicker.

That cake is going to make her thighs even thicker.

you think so?

More Ryza feet. FEET!

thank you based feetbro

No problem. I always step up to the challenge, pun intended.

I wish all the anons on this website a happy life.

So do I. I wish everyone a life filled with sexy sexy feet.

this thread is full of sole

Happy birthday based Anon!

They are the best part of OP's GF's feet.

install tinder

do not do this if you care about your mental state

Did your mother bake that cake? Looks delicious.

tinder

At least get a decent Atelier gf

happy birthday anon, we all love you

We'll never get a new Ryza game again will we?

I bet you love him, queer.

brotherly love

Happy birthday Anon I hope you live to see many more

soles > tops
but for Ryza I love all of her

Pro-Crunchberries

Vaccinated as fuck

Clapping emojis.

You know I might be a bitter faggot but I don't use irony to put walls between me and my emotions.

Happy birthday OP