Legit Expedition 33 thread

No baiting just pure gameplay discussion

goytoos

My interest in this game just shot down hard

Still not buying your western trash
Still buying japanese games

I wish I was French

they're magical wizard tattoos that let her nuke things from orbit

my domme wife...

forced waifufagging

blue mage party members

you can refight earlier bosses and get their abilities

KINOKINOKINOKINO

Cool. I'm having a hard time with the evasion mechanics of the game. I'm not good at QTEs and never was.
Is it shameful to turn it off?
I have very little experience with turn based combat.

Turn it off if you cant handle it. The only people who shame you for it are just a bunch of faggots with nothing better to do in life.

Keep trying, i was getting fucking rolled in the first area but you end up getting into a rhythm by the time you reach the boss
That or just grind some mobs for awhile and outlevel it a little bit

I love this shit. The opposite sucks fat dick:

blue mage misses on permanently great spells because you didn't get it from the 1 boss that uses it who is gone forever now

Does she really have to curl her toes like that?

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Always watch the tip of the enemy's weapon it will help alot

What caused this game to blow up over the past few days? It felt like a relatively small group of autists were keeping an eye on its development and were talking about the game at launch, then suddenly half the board is filled with threads about it. Such a shame it's become a victim of some gay back-and-forth I don't fully understand.

turns out it's actually a pretty good game

First time on Anon Babble?

Seconding this. Same rule as the old Yakuzas' baseball minigame, watch for the swing. There is also an audio cue but it won't be helpful on first encounters.

Okay, let's all discuss how beautiful Lune is.

it doesnt have a weapon

listen for the sound cue then

I just got him, had no idea you could refight bosses

I don't know but I hate it
It's not even like the usual identity politics bullshit, they're just using the game to sperge about FF and atlus

lune is looking at you like this

what do?

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Lune is cute but she's deadweight. Had to bench her as soon as I got Sciel.

fight new enemy

banger combat theme plays

How did they do it

Anyone else have bugs with Catapult Sakapatate suicide bombing multiple times? It will suicide bomb you when it dies then immediately suicide bombs again but is invisible

she's deadweight.

lmao. 0ap electrify into Crustal Crush trivializes the entire first two acts

I heard that Maelle's best weapon can only be got from using specifically her in the arena and since I didn't use her I'm not dicked out of her best weapon until basically the end of the game.

Certainly not with her late game abilities she’s not. Takes some prep work but she can hit like a truck

What do the interactable things in the manor do? I've found 3 so far, one behind one of the other doors.

Also is the painting workshop endgame stuff? I found 2 of its entrances and used the things

I want to lick Luna's dirty feet clean

I just got to Monoco, are you guys using him? He seems cool

Get that weapon that gives her stains with her gun, get the shit that apply marked, get the thing that gives you 2 AP on shooting marked and the thing that starts you with +1 AP and now you can shoot 4 times and have 3 AP spare to use her giga nuke that requires consuming 4 stains. That's been how I've used her so far and she's clearing as my main damage dealer.

deadweight

You clearly didn't bother building her. She's currently my highest DPS character in the game with Mayhem and Elemental Stain spam+AP generation

entire ost is 8 hours long

Honestly there might actually be too many songs in this game
Sometimes you have an absolute banger you'll hear for 5 fighs before it changes to something else
The composer was probably edging to make vidya music for years and released everything at the first opportunity

Why did they have to do Gustave so dirty?

Admittedly I did get her healing spells first but I still think Sciel is better because she can heal while also doing decent damage at the same time

Calls Lune deadweight when Gustave's literally designed to be mediocre

No surprise Anon Babble doesn't know what they're talking about.

This. She primes break, and deletes their health in the process.

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When you get him he sucks ass since he only has 3 shitty skills
But as with every Blue Mage ever, you can get some really good skills
With my current setup I have him giving out AP and shields to my team constantly, while also being able to put on some debuffs when necessary
There's probably also setups to make him do insane damage, even without building for it I can tell that most of the red (balanced mask) skills have pretty high modifiers

To make you feel the same pain Maelle did.

what are the best combos for each character?

How much shitlib, antiwhite propaganda is in this game?

That music track that plays when you fight François legitimately had me laughing. Expedition 33 has a god tier composer

I prefer her Virgin killer Hairstyle

Gustave's literally designed to be mediocre

Gustave is actually really fucking good for chapter 1, his entire gimmick is to be a party's dad who always charges his giganigga fuck off nuke on the background.
Of course it's hard to compete with a literal Vergil

zero 10 hours in

Like zero. Unless you count seeing black characters on the screen, all of which die in like the first hour of the game.

putting lune in boots

kys

does he have to be in the party to get the skills?

How about you actually play the game for yourself you retard. Its literally free on Game Pass for fucks sake

Gustave is specifically mentioned to be the nicest member of the party and liked by everyone. Literally too pure for this world

Yes

Verso saws himself in half just to lighten the mood

I'm liking these characters way too much. I know a miserable fate awaits them.

She most certainly didnt skip leg day

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Has anyone got a Switch Pro controller to work for this game? I hate resolving to xinput emulation, but I think I need to. Playing on keyboard and mouse is fucking awful.

Gestral Volleyball vs Strongest opponent

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

that one expedition that tried to use a giant ferris wheel to cross the sea and it almost worked until a serpent fucked them up

that another expedition that tried to use submarines but serpent fucked them up too

Fuck you serpent

Team fringe

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The delivery when Esquie said "My archnemesis.... Francois" killed me

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He's so based it's unreal

Are you on gamepass? steam takes care of that for you if you're playing through it

i will play it eventually(once i finish xenoblade x) but i really hate this looks that UE5 has that make everything looks the fucking same.

So that Alicia would have nothing holding her back from destroying the painting

Baguette

jej. based sense of humor devs

The game has the perfect balance of humor plus all the dark, emotionally devastating moments. For a group of 30 people they put the entire AAA video game industry to shame. I fucking love the creativity in this game.

Sciel is such a headache to use.

There's a program called BetterJoy that can make it work on Gamepass, but when I tried it with this game the deadzone on my controller was fucked, like it couldn't detect a full run even when the stick was pushed to the max
I just played with M+KB since I didn't want to fiddle with it, but maybe you can find a way around that, I played Lies of P on gamepass with my Switch controller that way last year and it worked perfectly

Based boomber tortoise and his giga ice laser

So I wonder what crazy bullshit goes on in the Painter Writer wars

lol look at this dood

I wish there was a bestiary with a practice mode to practice timing because I haven't been able to parry the jumping wall guys even once

The one with cars that crashed and died

mfw Une vie à t'aimer plays

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It works through steam, though sprinting is kinda finicky. I have to use keyboard for any platforming sections where I need to run and jump.

As with most characters it gets better in the late game, I felt like only Verso and Maelle felt good throughout all their availability, Lune was okay with some weapons too, but didn't feel as powerful
Towards the end I got her a lot of crit and sources of AP so she quickly got into Twilight State and able to spam her high cost moves, which hit like a truck
She also has a really good lvl 2 Gradient Attack

I like how they left so much unsaid about the real world. All we really see is the manor, the Eiffel Tower, and the fact that it's the early 1900s on Verso's grave
Leaves a lot open for a sequel at the same time

Good games blow up, the days of hidden gems are over.
Nowadays even indie obscure game can blow up (look at ultrakill and outer wilds) there is nothing hidden anymore, every new game that is good will 100% guarantee good press, good word of mouth on the internet and will eventually blow up, you can't run these days if you want to be contrarian you are fucked, you have to embrace shit taste just to become contrarian and thats amazing.

Switch your Fire button to your left mouse button so that you can efficiently move at an angle and fire. I beat it second try when I did that.

the part where it goes full rock opera and the chorus name drops Aline, Renoir, Verso, and Alicia

Sandfall struck absolute gold with this composer. What a fucking eye for talent

at the end

why are you mfs such a no life faggot I just unlocked Ezique

yeah real lumiere seems like a crazy place with a bunch of god level mages running around. I guess Gestals are real as well since Monoco is real. I also realized that Clea tried to contact Alicia in the battlefield as a spirit which is cool in retrospect.

I just got Monoco and he's like 40 points behind in Lumina points. Do I even bother at this point? Seems like it's going to be a pain to catch him up

How can I tell what attacks I can jump? Is it just that icon? And Gradients are b&w?

unironically began soifacing. I fucking kneel to the forumposting music teacher

she looks like she fucks White men

I'm a no life faggot, but the main story "only" took me like 25 hours, didn't do much else since it came out though

mod to reduce the camera sensitivity fucking WHEN??
literally unplayable

But Monoco disappeared with everyone else in the painting. Shit I almost cried when he and Esquie vanished while hugging Verso

you can just run into an endgame area in the snow zone and pick up three Level 21 Pictos off the ground

I know it's optional but what the fuck lmao. One of them is a passive 25% crit and another gives you like 1000 HP.

The Renoir fight is bullshit. There is so much visual noise on the screen, I can't tell when I'm supposed to be doing the right trigger parry, and he just instakills my whole team.

I do, but then again, I use a Magic NS stick to connect my controller with my PC.

fuck this gay shit Verso deserved better

Lune is a kissless loser, even when Sophie was egging Gustave on to fuck her

She literally does kek

Verso definitely makes it onto my favorite characters list, awesome VA performance too

One of his one on one convos he states that he is based off a monoco in the real world

I shit my pants when that laser hit me

you can refight earlier bosses

how do you do this?

This is the second literally me character whose name ends with -rso that has an undeservedly tragic ending

I ain't fighting that one

mfw building crit + lightning on her

Watching the extra lightning procs always be satisfying
Still figuring out how I want to build Maelle

the real Verso died saving his sister

the fake Verso sacrifices himself and his whole world to save that same sister from herself

the last trace of Verso's soul was slaving away to keep the painted world running

Being Verso is sufering

How is performance optimization for mid tier 1080/60 setups?

Senpai you might want to go check out the picture in the bathroom of the manor

No baiting just pure gameplay discussion

This kusoge doesnt deserve that after all the spamming by FF haters
Eat shit faggot

I have a 2070 and Ryzen 7 3700, game ran fluid at mid settings/performance mode at 1440p/60fps

This is stupid. It's 100% luck since you cant move fast enough especially near the top

Waiting for mods to replace the insect and nafri brownoid before playing it.

once you can swim you can go to the beach from the landing and pick up a picto with 1200 defense

its worth it

uh oh SEtard meltdown

should I use french audio?

Obviously. French is the language of sex.

Ahem. Fuck Writers

I went with English since it's a crime to have a game with Andy Serkis in it and not use his voice

I love Esquie and Monoco
And even more with the reveal that they're basically childhood imaginary friends of Verso

Monoco is real, see

Maelicia lost her onii-chan three times

looks like a kino game, i bet the nude mods are gonna be glorious
too bad i have to wageslave and i can't play it right now

See you in the mean streets of lumiere you paint cuck

Justice for Verso. All wriggers will hang.

the fuck?

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Just beat the first boss and I'm enjoying it so far
I really hope this game doesn't fall into the common pitfall where the devs think being able to do QTEs means they can skirt all mechanical depth when it comes to the actual turn-based combat

The dodge/parry timings filtered me.

This pictos was made for me

I saw an anon say it in another thread and now i can't unsee it, this game looks like a WEG. Like, go to f95zone and look at any of the western 3d porn games, there's something about this game's aesthetic that is really simiar

Anon Babble used to boast how great they were at video games and playing on hardest difficulty etc

now we get losers like this anon who get easily filtered

chump

I equiped this after hearing I couldn't fuck Lune

So fake Clea was given a happy life with a man that loved her but then the other Clea showed up and remade the both of them then left?

There's a bunch of other picto that do stuff on death, on revive or when you use the revive potion. Can be useful for that kind of build

It's the hair

is Verso only able to fuck Sciel or did I shoot my load too early

you can only pick one

The last bond with Lune implies that if you rejected Sciel you would have gotten the Lune romance

FUCK

I wonder how many people have romanced Lune then. I assume most picked Sciel just because the option shows up early

man the last dungeon last so loooooong with only recycled anemies from previous zones

a JRPG staple

Should I play expert mode or is Expedition just better? Will I get one or two shot in Expert and does it make the parry and dodge timing tighter? The way the game makes it sound, Expert doesn't require more strategy but just needs more memorization since they do more damage.

AWOOOGA

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I am playing on hard and the game is fucking hard.
I dump everything into vitality and use defence runes, yet all the bosses still kill me in one or two hits. I am forced to dodge every single attack.

The Monolith was a slog but Lumiere was amazing

Is there a NG+?
I'd do Expert on NG+.

i told you skirt was better!

There's a suicide bomber Picto that this comboes with.

Combine with the Last Stand passives on a remaining character and you can delete most normal encounters.

holy shit fuck this Renoir nigger I thought I was a dodge/parry god and now I'm eating shit because his attacks are so hard to gauge

I've already died three time I think I may skip this trumpet tootin homo god I fuckin HATE delay trick attacks

big assault cutscene

actual level starts and there is no assault and a couple enemies start running towards you

suddenly they just get obliterated

Another fatal error crash. This sucks man. Was during a chromatic boss fight too.

is this thing just shit? arent moon skills kind of bad without foretells? plus she already has a ton of natural crit
sciels playstyle is my favorite but its also probably the most janky feeling

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The writers and painters seem horrific. Imagine casually creating and erasing whole worlds with thousands of sentient beings.

i died like 10 times but still had fun with Renoir, the giant statue with multiple faces and the giant singing puppet woman were fucking annoying fights though

I'm liking the game but I wish there was a middleground between the incredibly obnoxious camera movement in battle and a completely static camera. also parrying is just so much better than dodging resource wise and damage wise there's really no reason to not go for the parry. I imagine fights are MUCH slower when you aren't getting consistent AP gains and big chunks of damage on enemy turns

Renoir talking about Verso like it's literally just a work of art

Clea being a soulless creep

Alicia is so sad and miserable without Verso she falls apart

I'm thinking both sides are shit

Clea being a bitch is completely justified when the rest of her family is retarded

It hit a specific note of being really annoying to people with taste, and really attractive to idiots and indians. In other words, God-tier engagement bait.

being a bitch to your 16 year old cyclopean mute sister who already hates herself is not
Verso would've beat the shit out of her

consider the following: dodges, parries, and jumps add nothing to the gameplay and exist only to pad gameplay time as you're forced to learn enemy move sets

So I wonder what a fight between a writer and painter looks like

Could they even do that much in the real world? Sure they're basically gods within the worlds they create but otherwise they probably aren't too powerful.

Best hair for sex hebe?

Gestral

giving artfags power over life and death

genuine hellworld

The reviews came out 10/10 and told them all they had to play it. It's the same crowd that follows around all the streamer bait games. They'll move onto something else next week

So I wonder what a fight between a writer and painter looks like

Anon, that was World War 2. Hitler was the painter. Churchill was the writer.

default
or the white version of the default with the real maelle outfit

The one you're using

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hair

Looking through the sandfall team, there's a real woman in charge of the hair design, I fucking kid you not. God damn the frogs have their priorities straight.

the gameplay of the game is padding between the yapping parts

I fucking hate “tell me a story” gamers so much. Read any novel, even YA crap, and it’s better than the best video game writing of all time.

There is no magic Clea is just in the garage building car bombs

I'm a fucking idiot, anons... I thought "Check on the Others" at camp meant you just exited from the campfire menu and had the chance to talk to them again. I've missed so many scenes

So if I land parries without missing, I can beat any enemy in the game just using auto attacks?

not France can turn works of art into reality

what are the not Bongs and not Germans up to?

The war just consists of them destroying each others art

Each piece is a world that gets genocided

This is GREAT advice, unironically.

french lip sync when

She's by far the most reliable high DPS of the game despite how RNG her build supposedly is (basically exploiting the 20% burn/mark on free aim). The stain on free aim weapon is absolutely broken and allows you to chain 2 turns Elemental Genesis with just a little bit of adjusting with her other spells like Immolation and Thermal Transfer. She is this game's Melia, unless you understand what's broken about her, you'll find her shit.

Despite having an extremely good early game DPS, Sciel gets severely limited by the need of using a turn to apply her main mechanic on enemies but she probably still keeps the best supporting array of skills of the team. Gustave/Verso are the real "dead weights" of the game, even Monoko can absolutely rape enemies who spend their time stacking shields on themselves among other things.

Please don't post revealing photos of my wife on the internet. Thanks.

threads already dying after not even a week

kek

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Is there a fanbase more insecure than Final Fantasy?

are you fucking kidding me

The only good thing about this is that at least square enix will see that turn-based games sell well even on the west.

literally the easiest one

Stendhal is too busted even for late game power fantasy stomping

Anon, you don't even see the top from here

Im having trouble capturing the upper limit of this move since everything dies in 1 hit at full power and when you win a fight, damage numbers dont display.

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Apparently I missed on a broken wepon for the 16 year old mignonne that lets her start the battle on the +200 damage stance....guess It's my fault for not letting the duelust duel but fuck I almost want to start the game again

How much does it typically do for you?

Ok,im going to play the danm game,see you in a week

Whew... two tries. Not as bad as the real climbing game. And the spiciest swimwear yet... for Monoco.

You can get it later and by later I mean literally the end of the game

over 2.5 million in virtuose with mark. I could double damage with Sciel but there's no point

inb4 uppity nuDoomfags

its not a big deal.

over 2.5 million in virtuose with mark

Oh, okay. Whatever.

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What duelist? I assume you don't mean the mandatory story boss by that name.

lol she's literally the weakest character and verso is the most broken. He might be able to one shot (sort of, you'll need some setup) the super boss with proper setup. Sciel also has the two most overpowered support skills so she's as good as anyone.

You know it's going to go to Death Stranding 2 for the licensed music and the chance to bring some singer on stage.

You have to use the audio/visual clues. Most enemies have a "tell." Mostly it's when their weapon (or hand) starts moving towards you, but some will make a "hah!" sound as they're just about to attack, or have some kind of visual cue. You'll get the hang of it, it's not all "practice and memorize each enemy pattenr." After a while you get accustomed to the logic of it.

licensed music shouldnt count towards best ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK but i wouldnt be surprised

I will skin Dorito Pope alive if Kojima's hackery wins the day

Death Stranding can just do the funny dance number like AW2 got

Reminder to turn off v-sync to fix input delay and key presses not registering

Is this ultra pozzed faggot Jew slop or what? I’ve heard nothing on that front from anyone I trust.

he plays JRPGs with the jap dub but not FRPGs with the french dub

why?

You sound like a schizo who only trusts the voices inside his head anyway

They rehash bosses and mobs like a dozen fucking times in act 3 side content. It makes Tales of Arise look like a joke in that department.

what kind of fucked up monster should the superboss be

a man that really loves his wife

come hither foot

Yeah the game that kills the only voicrd black character 10 seconds after the prologue and only shows heterosexual relationships is pozzed as fuck anon. Stay far, far, away. Because it's pozzed I mean, not because you're a retarded nigger or anything.

lol you are absolute retard, anon. She is by far the the most reliable dps in entire party. She is got the most busted weapon and skills and its not even close. Mayhem is retarded and shouldnt exist. Elemental Genesis is even more retarded. You have to be absolute brainlet is you cant use her properly.

everything popular is good

everything good is popular

lmao GAAAAAAY

you can get another one that lets her enter virutous stance on counter attacks a few hours after that if it makes you feel any better.

Robe de Jour is probably one of the best dungeon tracks I've ever heard desu

Whip it out and cum on her face before she has a chance to scream.

What really strikes me is just how many fucking kino tracks there are with over 8 hours of music. Every time I see an anon post a song it's something new

There's plenty of sit I like that most people hate. I played Dread Delusion a few months back, thought it was fucking sick, but it has almost no fans to speak of

No, you get a really good weapon for Maelle if you win the Madatory arena with her, it let's her start the Battle with Virtuose stance, and it scales well with Agility, apparently it's best in slot for her until late game

I am SPEED

I think I just broke the game with Verso. He solos pretty much every encounter before anyone else even gets a turn.

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kino after kino

wow anon mashes free aim!

How did they get all these A list celeb to voice act their game?

Well fuck. I beat that fight with someone else.

I honestly don't think I've ever played a game that adds new OSTs as quickly as this game does.

By paying them and having a script good enough to excite the actors. That's usually how you get talent.

Maelle actually paints "PAPA GO HOME" on the monolith

Soulful vandalism

I know Andy Serkis is just the kind of guy that likes acting in stuff he's interested in so he probably thought the game sounded cool

The gameplay sucks

Why are all the swimsuits awful?

There's so much ways to 'break' the game and it is actually intended because once you get to the final act the optional bosses HP goes into tens of millions with normal mobs having at least a million HP.

Objectively best way to do a turn based RPG. If you can't break it in half and struggle against enemies trying to break you in half you've got a boring game.

Golly. And I could still do more if I really built around it.

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I accidentally the game when I went to the optional snow mountain area the moment it unlocked.

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unlock swimming

go to the dark shores

can't even damage the hand niggas

Exactly. That's how it used to be during the golden age of rpgs before the (((industry))) decided everything had to be accessible and have balance, even in single player games, because otherwise it might make retards feel retarded.

English or French audio?

english

English of course. French is revolting.

hebe

She looks 30 lmao. I don't care what the game says.

You let him go in the end right? Right?

English has daredevil

You sound like a slop swilling fag who is asleep to basic truths. I see Jew slop I no buys. I might as well wait for synth to review it since he’ll at least autistically point out the shit le based centrists like you Miss.

Sciel > Maelle. My tarot reading waifu is a powerhouse.

Story is interesting and original

Animations / VA is kinio

Music is ludo

Attractive characters

Lots of content

Fun combat that filters retards

Only $50

GOTD

That’s why I’m asking. You sound like a Redditor.

Every female voice makes me diamonds

What's the deal with the area that just gives you the family painting? Do you use it somewhere else?

All I ever do is dodge and get AP back for it every time. Plus my entire team sets up each other's combos so fights are easy breezy.

HP goes into tens of millions with normal mobs having at least a million HP.

Oh my God it's Disgaea all over again.

did they try and fail to get robert pattinson as the main guy? he looks remarkably similar

I'd have liked any kind of map for the dungeons, like the world map. Its frustrating to go back to any area for stuff because of how similar the paths are.

All the women in the game makes me diamonds

Hate melodramatic downer plots

Good game, would recommend, but I've had my fill

Yeah if they didn't want to add a map they should had made the maps a bit more intuitive to navigate. Some of them aren't too bad but others are so samey in their design that every single path you take looks the exact same it feels like so I sometimes end up going one way thinking it's the right way only to end up right back at the beginning.

>Fun combat that filters retards

Best part

Post your favorite songs. Bonus points if they haven't already been posted itt

Look at the composer. LOOK AT THE FUCKING COMPOSER AND HIS FAVORITE VIDYA

LORIEN TESTARD

Music Composer

Favorite games: Zelda Majora's Mask, Xenoblade Chronicles, Nier Automata, Hollow Knight

HIS REAL NAME IS LEONARD TESTAROSSA
CHILD PRODIGY AND WHISPERER
OTHERWISE YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN HOW ELSE HE'S SO BASED

The superboss has 50 million health.

You can also just one shot him and completely skip his phase 3 since it only triggers when he is at low health and there isn't a special scene or another healthbar to stop you from dealing damage.

regardless of any results
this is my goat goty of 2025

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anon I, I can't pick, it's fucking 8 hours of tracks
I uh also bought the soundtrack
it's wav and mp3 files all the way down

I didn't like them killing off Gustave. It felt like cheap emotional shock value and made the time you spent with him feel worthless since the set up doesn't get to have any pay off. The game would have been better with him as the protagonist the whole way through. It's also really weird how he just gets instantly replaced by Versa

What other contenders are coming out? So far I assume Death Stranding, Ghost of Yotei, and GTA

It felt like cheap emotional shock value

Go play Last of Us part 1. Now that has cheap emotional shock value within the first 10 minutes

Its pretty fun to use with the picto that damages enemies when you die & the one that gives your party AP as well.

I use it when backtracking to low level areas.
Also kills any mimes before they do their barrier.

Nah, they just shamelessly used his likeness, like ND when making Ellie off Ellen Paige.

To the fags complaining about graphics looking the same you clearly didn't play games during pre dx10 era. EVERYTHING looked the same back then even custom engines.

Well, this is actually a trope in many old games, see what happened to Lavitz in Legend of Dragoon.

I should be able to lick her feet at camp.

I dont want this life
I dont want this life
I dont want this life

A better analogy would be TLOU2 with killing off Joel. Joel's daughter isn't set up as the protagonist of the game only to be unceremoniously killed off without any satisfying thematic pay off to his arc. It's also weird when you this game and TLOU1 have very similarly started.

I just feel if they were going to do it it should have happened earlier or way later. Happening 1/3 of the way through the game just made his inclusion in the story in the first place feel weird.

Only a little bit into Act 2, but this is my fav so far. I love these fucking goofs.
youtube.com/watch?v=_v4tyAoohCE

1/3rd of the way is kind of standard though. Another example: Aerith's death in FF7. Having it late only works for betrayal or traitors like Rage of Mages where Reniesta backstabs you.

What did the devs mean by posting such a cursed image?

33yo

zoom hair

That image is very French, that's all.

How do I git gud at parry? Trash mobs 2 shot me. I might have to playon normal

Just download the mod and don't tell anyone

Speaking of Gustave. Since I've gathered from what people have said that he's basically gone for good and never coming back. What was with all those skills he had that were locked if he's supposedly never going to have access to them?

Practice dodging. If you get a perfect dodge, it's the same timing as parry. Listening to audio cues also helps.

If you can't parry, equip dodger and just dodge. I can't 100% parry some of the harder bosses so I just have no shame and dodge instead.

Honestly, Gustave looks more like Charlie Cox with a beard than Robert Pattinson.

It would be even more obvious if he only has like a dozen skills compared to everyone else. Better to make people think they're locked behind story progress

they were fake skills to make his skill tree look the same size as everyone else

Why is Maelle SO small? she looks like she weighs 75lbs

theres an option at flags to enter ng+ so maybe then? i havent actually look at it yet though

she's 15

hebe wife material

Is the strongest beach volley thing supposed to be impossible? I can't use r1 fast enough because there's a delay between uses

try not to worry about moving around too much and just stay in the middle

You don't need to parry

I would be fine with it if he actually had any lasting impact on the story going forward in the way that Aerith did with the way her death drives the other characters and her lore relevancy as an ancient but Gustave basically gets all but abandoned and pretty much forgotten about by the story. The way Versa just replaces him as the protagonist honestly felt pretty insulting. Like they didn't even try to weave his death smoothly into the narrative.

Focus on the glowing Vestral if you're having issues keeping up. They do double raft damage.

start battle tower not really having any idea what to expect

begin with my 3 main choices all kinda middling with no amazing standouts, most I can do a turn is like 500k with Lune's Hell

end up completing battle tower in one go with Monoco completely busted and broken to the point that Verso and Lune feel like useless filler characters, especially Verso, and I wouldve been better off building up Sciel just so that Monaco can get more turns

Well that was unexpected.

The time between the shots is literally the exact same as the delay between your R1 so if you're a bit late and the thing hits you, you basically need to stop and let the next one hit you to readjust your timing otherwise you will be permanently behind.

Why did they have to make a footfagfu? It looks retarded.

He fires at a constant speed that gives you just enough time to hit the next one. He's actually the easiest one because he has zero speed variation you just get as close to the front as possible and next one will always be in range the moment it recharges and you adjust your direction during the downtime.

Tranny game

(you)

What makes monoco busted? Debating dropping verso or maelle for him

it's necessary because Gustave was the glue holding the party (and Maelle) together

Want to join in the discussion but there's spoilers from all parts of the game left and right

I just want to say this game might be as close to perfect as a game can get and I love you guys, see you on the other side

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No spoilers please but can any anons tell me if they elaborate more on the lore?
I am somewhere in Act 2 about to hunt Axons
I thought this was like regular earth then something happened but apparently Gestrals existed pre fracture, so its always been a magic world I guess?
Will they tell us what exactly was the fracture?
I feel like theres some time travel shit going on. Renoir is 100% future Gustave, Alicia is Maelle, and he literally says "you are trying to stop the wrong cycle" or some shit to Verso. Wonder what that's all about

They explain how the world works at the end of act 2.

Same bro, I accidentally spoiled myself on the end of Act 1 Gustave dying but thankfully thats early on enough its not too bad.
Anon Babble hasn't been this fun to use since DD2 release threads

Normally I am nonchalant about spoilers but this game I really don't want spoiled for me.

I agree that Verso sliding in to conveniently replace Gustave was kinda wonky. In-story, I feel it was a necessary parallel between the feeling of loss Maelle and Alicia experience. Thus influencing Alicia's attempt to remake the painting of Lumiere to live out a delusion and deflect her grief. If there was one edit I would've made, I would've had Verso join the party whilst Gustave was still alive, even for 1-3 battles worth so that his joining the party didn't feel so contrived.

those arms

Begone skeleton

You know with him using the same weapon and him joining as the new protagonist after Gustave I actually thought they were going to do a twist with it being revealed they were actually the same personso I was pretty disappointed it didn't happen.

source on this?

During the battle tower he gets a skill that goes up in power every time its used. Luckily at the time I already had most of the pieces needed to be able to use this skill every single turn powered up.
I also already had a weapon that SAYS he gets 30% more damage every time he uses a powered up skill but honestly Im not entirely sure this really works the way it says it does. Either way it couldnt have hurt.

Guess it's time for me to start gearing him up

Then run from this thread because I just got spoiled hard and am now sad to continue playing the game. Fuck... FUCK.

Maelle is the most busted character by the end

What parties are you running?
I am running Verso, Maelle and Monoco, but I feel like Monoco is lacking compared to Lune who can output some crazy damage + heals
I guess I just need to get some better Nevron feet for him

I'm incredibly mad that I missed out on her super weapon from the arena

Why did they expect me to give a fuck about Gustave? Bro dies 5 hours in.

Anon, if you were French, you have no choice but to parry, it's in your blood, fucking riposte your enemy with your sword! En garde! Real Frenchmen parry!

I had a feeling, but she's been falling behind for me. I'm not quite sure how to spec her out

The game is pretty good, it just has some absolutely infuriatingly shit enemy telegraphs. There was no way for them to make this game fair unless they made attacks deceptive. It's also extremely gay how you can't manually save. Hating expert so far. Act II

2nd francois fight

as you leave the cave, you hear him dramatically sobbing

esquie says he must really miss her

love this niggas

Bro dies 5 hours in.

Let me guess, playing on easy and doing zero exploration? Of course you're not attached to him, you're rushing the damn game.

when the first trailer dropped it was the most interest generating trailer of dorito pope's show. this was never flying under the radar or a small release.

GET OFF MY LAWN!

No, I'm playing on normal and I didn't start doing optional content until I got Monoco. There's no need to do any of it thus far.

For those who come after or something.

lune is definitely kino but verso is far from deadweight. He gets two turns and 4 AP each one. You can just do the 30% health huge attack nonstop and heal it back with free dual auto attack each time.

I'm playing on normal

so you're playing on easy mode.

I didn't start doing optional content until I got Monoco. There's no need to do any of it thus far.

so you're rushing. LMAO. The absolute fucking state of FOTM zoomers.

Is it really like Lost Odyssey?

Sciel is the deadweight, anon. Lune shits out damage.
I built her around her lightning weapon and her Lightning Dance skill. Paired with that Earth skill of hers that costs 5ap you can cast the empowered version every other turn which is an easy 120k in damage.

It had like 100,000 concurrent players so there's bound to be anons who want to talk about it

I built her around her lightning weapon

She has 3 of them. Which one

Kinda, at least in a couple of ways. But idk if I'd make THAT close of a comparison.

has anyone payed around with Lune's Dark stain weapon? sounds fairly busted and definitely sounds like it could be busted with the mix elemental stain abiltiies.

Sciel can sacrifice her turn to let Verso or Maelle go again so she is automatically good.

It’s the white mans game, cute girls, duty to the future generations, complex character emotions. It’s filtering sub humans

I'm really intrigued by the story's premise. Just scared it will devolve into some nonsensical bullshit. Does the story hold up all the way to the end?

gonna be honest bros, I still would.

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Sciel

Dead weight

Her gradient attack, Shadow Bringer is easily the strongest attack in act 2 so far she eaily hits the 9,999 cap all 10 times.

Yes it doesn't go full Death Stranding tier schizophrenic. Just kind of bog standard JRPG world building type stuff.

I haven't played the game yet. I know the basics of the story but how do they have super powers? Is that explained?

It's Chroma I ain't gotta explain shit

sprinting might increase the recovery time, not 100% sure tho

it's weird, it's the type of story that if you just read a synopsis of you'd consider it dumb and cliche but actually playing through it feels good. I think it's impressive how the 3 acts are wildly different in terms of narrative, scope and protagonist but the story remains coherent and good

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Just started the game and im loving the made in abyss feels from it,tell me does it gets more fuck up as youa dvance?

You can do it anon, fight is a cake walk when you can dodge the first two swings.

how viable is tank maelle? i wanted to use the lumina that lets her gain AP on parry but it doubles the damage but i don't think i have enough damage mitigation to counter that much extra damage being applied.

I guess it'd make more sense to build her to face tank instead of trying to parry?

yes

good enough

swimsuit 1

t-there's more?

*licks lips* mmmmmmmmmmm

So the combat is every enemy is like the final boss in M&L SSS?

Reality warping hell bombs dropped on people you don't like.

You can try gunning for the lumina that grants you 3 Shields at battle start at the southern most area which is available as soon as you can swin.
The enemies here are hard as fuck thought so try luring them away from the item and run circles to get it.
No matter how much damage your characters take, 1 hit is still just 1 shield.

Chromatic Hexga is a shit miniboss and I dont care what anyone says.

any of the chromatics are dogshit i hate them all

I'm guessing you could reasonably do some sort of auto attack build that just keeps getting more and more increase damage.stacking. 4 moon charges would get you the equivalent of maelle's best stance and im assuming there's no ceiling. that said yeah the luck focus is kind of shit since you're getting free crit on moon anyways and burn crit picto basically guarantees you have 25% ontop of a standard 30~50 you're getting from pictos newys

relatively early on

some enemy with an invisible attack keeps hitting me

turns out it's not invisible I just couldn't see it from the environment because every particle and character blends in with its surroundings and doesn't stand out at all and it turned out some sort of green flame was hitting me

Maybe 'cause I'm on a 28 inch monitor, I don't know. I don't like that things don't pop out easily.

it gets so much more fucked brother. enjoy :) i just beat the 2nd axon

I didn't think he was bad but the chromatic jar is ridiculous

Beat the Mask Keeper first try easily.

Think there's going to be a second phase during during the cutscene after you defeat him.

Everyone but Sciel is being hurt by the masks while she nonchalantly takes hers off and has a little speech before killing the Mask Keeper about not needing masks of something.

Did I miss Sciel's character arc? That came out of nowhere for me.

There's almost no point in actually using Egide but

get good enough to be consistently parrying

post old lumiere

everything has a bajillion swings and delayed nonsense

well it was fun. guess it's time to dodge fag.

Hope you have fun in the Endless Tower then

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That's a pretty ugly swimsuit, I must say.

What am I missing with medalum for Maelle? I found pic related to be vastly superior since you can pretty much stay in Virtuous stance every turn so long as you get your parries down.

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have crazy high agility

trash mob enemy goes twice in a row

LMAO

that ending choice

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

fps massively improves if I disable and reenable vsync

Thanks ue5

OTKing field battles with her endgame AOE

IM SO FUCKING BAD AT TIMMING AAAAAAAAAAA

Maelle worst girl and her skills are boring. The whole left tree should have been more neat stance interactions instead of being a shit tier Lune.

So is this game actually good?

Any stupid woke crap in it trying to push political shit on you or just pure gaming fun?

Maelle best girl*

I know it's stupid baby humor but Gustave yelling "GET OUTTA THE WAY" and the gestral getting upset and admitting Golgra didn't even tell him the password had me rolling.

Pure traditional turn based with counter/dodge/activate attacks. No woke shit. Lot of customization. Great game but if you like JRPGs but I can see the dodge/parry mechanics filtering some. First RPG I’ve played where I legit love every character even the mascots.

The mime and his hammer?

I haven't paid much attention to this but a friend of mine was disappointed that the combat was 'mostly QTEs' in his own words
How the hell does that work? Also what's this game about, does it have classes and skill trees and different weapons or whatever ?

it turned out some sort of green flame was hitting me

No.

It has a lot of cute humor. At least when they aren’t murdering baby gestrals

I think the funniest part was Gustave genuinely feeling really bad about it afterwards and sincerely apologizing.

ha ha "the strongest ice attack ever" this game's so funny--

OH F

i'm convinced the facial capture/tracking is broken for Maelle and maybe some of the other girls. The male character's faces look fine but for Maelle especially her eyes always look like they're fully opened and unable to emote.

It's turn-based like classic FFs, but you can parry or dodge your enemies' attacks. If you don't, you get one shot. You can do hitless runs if you're good enough

Oh, yeah. Ground based spells or the miasma attacks it sounds like. But yeah this game would be hell on a small monitor.

Man I hate pseudo-real time turnbased shit
But what about the rest of the stuff I asked though is this an "RPG" like how final fantasy games are RPGS or is this an "RPG" like how persona games are RPGs
Essentially what's the level of cutstomization here ?

On the fence about the character skill design. On one hand, they're all pretty fun. On the other hand, because of the way they are designed, there is basically no real customization regarding stats and pictos. They all basically want the same stuff aside from maybe one or two luminas to activate a skill.

Yeah her face feels frozen but the other 2 are very emotive imo.

How can you redo bossess for Monoco?

What would you guys like to see in the inevitable dlc? I think a prequel about a previous expedition is an easy slam dunk.

You get plenty of weapons per character all with unique scaling and playstyle. You invest all your core stats. You select your skill pathing in trees. One of the more customizable jrpgs easily

You shouldnt need to.

Am I crazy or are some of these side areas near impossible to do because of the damage cap? Dark Shores enemies must have 200k hp or more

That actually sounds pretty sick okay. The game is called 'expedition' but how is the gameplay structured? Do you go back and forth between places or do you just go forward?
Thanks for all the info btw

More thongs and bikinis

all these expeditioners

Just how many people were there?

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Actual gameplay flaws that mildly annoy me

It's easier to parry then to dodge which is weird since parrying is much stronger

The non battle menus are a mess and everything with pictos and the ability system is just awkward to navigate.

When you're a healing spell it defaults on the middle party member instead of the one with the lowest health

The game really could have used a minimap system since it's a bit easy to get turned around and I've twice missed optional bosses that I didn't know about until later because of it. Which is a shame since I'd like to have fought them at full strength.

Only things I've really noticed so far. Just started Act 2 though.

Looks a lot like my wife lmao
Also 10/10 feet
I DO NOT suffer

Judging from the picto you get there, I think you're not supposed to go there until later.

Get achievement for recruiting all party members after recruiting Monoco.

Still finding merchants that require an expeditioner to be found before selling some items.

No spoilers please, but what's up with that?

Clearly designated campaign when traversing the open world with clearly indicated optional areas you can explore for fun and experience. It's a very focused game. You can tear through the story in around 20 hours or take time out for fun side quests like finding a secret gestral fight club where you beat up on guys with little heads. You're in for one of the best games you've played in a long time, rpg or otherwise. I'd argue this is FFVII in the 90s level of a home run.

No spoilers please

It's a huge spoiler.

not full price

Huh cool
I have other shit to beat but I think I'll buy it, thanks

Each character in your party has a unique playstyle too.

The game has linear story but right out the gate you can explore part of the over world and do side content and mark stuff down for later visits. The open world opens up more and more as your vehicle mascot upgrades with the story. Areas you visit also aren’t generally very linear either. Lots of side paths leading to abilities, collectibles, and side bosses. IMO this is peak evolution of the JRPG genre.

Wish we could mark the areas we've already been to on the world map. The game needs some QoL changes.

Parrying becomes harder
I found the menus fine but they have broken a few times not letting me click
Why you healing bro?
Minimal is antithetical to exploration

It's not really an issue, but I wish there was a refashion options for weapons like in Nioh. Some of the weapons, especially the swords and scythes are freaking ugly and more than once I had to stop using a good weapon becaue of it.

Just beat it a few minutes ago. At first I was thinking 7/10 storywise but after doing some back reading to help me understand the parts I didnt fully grasp, I think its more like a 9/10 story now.
Gamplay is an 8.5/10.

Well I am fucked.

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What did they mean by this?

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I’ve been keeping a notepad desu. The names on maps graying after you get the main stuff would be nice. And icons for world bosses.

Lune my love my wife my life.

just entered act 3. is returning to lumiere to fight renoir (real) the final story boss or is there more after that?

Thats the end.
Also I found out the hard way that the final boss does not power up from your sidequests. The fight lasted all of 2 seconds.

How long is this game approximately?

I reall wish I could see enemy levels so I don't have to waste my time on side encounters.

main story is like 20 hours, optional shit is another 20-30 hours. the final boss is fought around level 50, the optional secret bosses are designed to be fought at like level 70+ if not 90+

make a good game

ruin it by making it rollslop

they just show up as respawning enemies in a level a bit later

>It's easier to parry then to dodge which is weird since parrying is much stronger

Dodging is the same as parrying but with longer windows

go looking for Renoir 2 battle theme on Youtube

get spoiled on the true final boss

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF

Both endings are shit, so whatever.

I cant take lune seriously when she is the director self-insert

Yeah I wish they just plainly said that you're supposed to beat the story before any optionals. Why can't any other dev besides Tales get that I want to do every side content and top it off with a satisfying ending?

Damn, feels bad anon. I always avoid youtube and shit with new games I like until after I beat them

Wonder how she will feel when the inevitable torrent of porn comes out

removes status effects on heal

dies from inversion

interesting

I want a post game expansion.

It still removes inversion if they survive

i want a renoir prequel

I won't buy your FOTM game

barefoot asian girl

never mind, I will

You two shut up, I want both.

Quite proud, i imagine

Is the party really gonna stay at 5 guys? Not 6? Im in act 2, its kinda weird that your backup party is just 2 guys

I wish French people were real.
(That's a lie. Ew, French.)

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when the Renoir 2 theme hits

holy fuck

Good morning, I love Esquie!

I hope that with all the revenue from this game they create their own game engine because i think ue5 is limiting their creativity a lot.

The flying Manor has them also maybe the endless tower.

love this nigga like you wouldn't believe

monoco says Esquie is the strongest creature in the world

Holy shit I didn't see that coming.

Goodest boi, light of my life

Is there anything to do in White Sands?

Yeah, if you're shit at video games you get filtered by normal difficulty.

says plap plap plap while flying

Couldn't agree more.
Don't know if it's the same with the english dub

Wondering should I buy it for PC or PS5.
PC is a 13700K + 3060TI rig and PS5 is the poor version.
Which will run it better?

start game

everything is blurry as fuck

get to the night festival

game crashes after the speech Gustav's sister gives

T-thanks unreal engine.

gamepass marketing

very cute female lead. This genuinely makes or breaks games, probably the most important thing out of this list

cool aesthetic and premise

likeable characters

good controls

jrpg with no grinding even on expert (at least so far)

good game overall

Swimsuit, on!

just the record I think

one shots a bourgeon

If they're based they would add him as a secret superboss fight in whatever new game they come up with next

if youre
on DLAA turn it off and use DLSS quality, DLAA is glitched

I've only played expert but pretty much everything one shots you unless you invest into defences which will make your damage suck, so what I've been doing is maximizing damage at the cost of defense/healing, it basically turns into a kill or be killed mode, but once I found the picto that gives you 3 shields at the start of a fight it became a lot easier.

PC will run it fine anon. I play on a 3060ti laptop and it works well besides some small fps drops in some areas.

game has swimsuits?
I will buy your game

chromatic ballet

First time I had to respec my luminas for my entire team. Went all in into death explosion luminas, AP on revives and shooting damage.

Renoir 2 theme

Paintress theme right after

all from some random they found on a forum

he better win every goddamn award possible

just got to the monolith. i really need to go back and explore a lot of shit but i'm invested in the story, especially before i get spoiled

logs make it seem like all the expeditions are small groups

hundreds of bodies everywhere

The current expeditions are really small, the first ones were massive.

is it woke

Every expedition had more manpower and resources than the ones after. Some had giant contraptions and cars and shit.

It doesn't really hamper your damage all that much when mayhem and then elemental genesis coupled with burn maelle will destroy anything either way

no niggers

no trannies and fags

cute girls and handsome women

no modern politics

No

the game has its final "open up" after the Monolith, just keep going and enjoy the ride

PS5 runs at 60fps flawlessly

are any women in authoritative positions

It worked.
Thanks, anon

no, faggots will try to convince you it is for a multitude of reasons such as: seething tendies, trannies/faggots who are desperate for a woke success, mentally ill weebs or ff fanboys who are seething that frogs made such a masterpiece of a game
this game is pure cinema and deserves every bit of praise it's getting and more. keep in mind everyone playing it fucking loves it to death, and everyone shitting on it hasn't touched it.
this is the first western game i've played in the entirety of the 2020s because i don't play pozzed slop. this game is fucking based and elder god tier.

Gustave's sister is the mayor or something

She's so fucking cute, bros

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i figured since i knew you can fly eventually and i haven't been able to yet, but thanks for the confirmation

Do this

Game instantly looks and runs better

This is genuinely the only thing I'm mad about in the game, what the fuck. Still, for a Unity game could be worse

It’s unreal engine 5

fucking around at the start of the game

play the piano for a bit

think nothing of it

started playing again today

decided to listen to the main menu song

mfw

This whole area was peak

You also don't really gain anything though, the numbers for hp/def are pathetic, the game really just wants you to dodge/parry, shields are the most effective defense since they're one shot protection

Could anyone answer this without spoils? I got monoco and im still saving up colors of lumiere for picto points in case someone else also joins, do i get a full party or it stays at 5?

5 is the max, start stuffing the colours down everyone's throats

immobile turtle stuck in a cave

'but know this... I will NEVER stop chasing you'

that line was delivered so brilliantly I had to laugh

It's just a shame it was part of an obviously cut arc reduced to filler. The Axons stuff made little sense, especially with Lune and Sciel getting those deus ex machina moments.

It will still easily get you through act 1/2 though

Any tips on Paintress in act 2 besides "parry better lol". Once she does the curse shit the moment someone dies its some fiesta of trying to cycle. Does the cleansing of debuffs remove it?

dodging is a lot more forgiving for phase 1 than parrying. Have Maelle light her on fire and have Lune do the Trick>Genesis wombo combo to kill phase 2 before she tears reality

God, this is the most earned hard mode superboss victory of my life and it is not just because I abused a handful of unbalanced skills. Nope.

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can you go back and do the super bosses after finishing the story or does it boot you to NG+ immediately?

You can, but you cant refight the final boss.

You can go back. Finish the story first, don't be like me who just fights the final boss in an optional area and 1 shotting the actual final story boss

Did they really have to make her that small?

unbelievably based

zees eez boolsheet

You guys said there was no troon shit in this game. Why did you lie?

lune > maelle

Maelle and Lune sex but other than that the game didn't grab me
The inventory management is quite poor as well

whats the normal overworld battle theme called? I cant find it in the OST

Alright, thanks for the input. I'll add it to my wishlist for now as I'm not 100% certain yet.

If you like girls taller than 1m60 you're gay, simple as.

i fucking love monoco

Was he even talking about height...?