When will the forced soul era of Nintendo end? it's sickening

When will the forced soul era of Nintendo end? it's sickening.

forced soul

Forced meme

stfu

Those cute chubby cheeks are not forced soul. Force a cactus up your anus.

Your birth was the result of forced sex

the whole 'soul' thing had lost all meaning. I cant take anyone seriously when they use that word when talking about games anymore.

Look how cartoony our game is! Isn't it fun?

Why is Nintendo like this?

I've come to realize exactly why I hate Nu DK so much
He's just a furry Wreck-It Ralph, in personality and mannerisms.

Just when they had finally perfected Donkey Kong, they had to change him. Why?

Also taking away his permanently furrowed brow makes him look less like a real gorilla, which have that kind of brow

why does it look like he's holding a load of cum in his mouth?

mario if he groovin

He looks godawful. Why the fuck didn't miyamoto drop the hammer on this shit before it stuck?

Miyamoto

Who do you think pushed for this?

Miyamoto is probably the one behind it.

reminder OP and the waste of dna kvetching about donkey kong's redesign are all millenials probably around forty year old

absolutely tragic

Miyamoto has been off playing Walt Disney for years now. The last time he cared about an actual video game was probably Pikmin 4 since that series is his baby.
You have an unhealthy obsession.

He almost looks like he's holding his breath, like when he's underwater in 3D World

fpbp

I don't think Eric will survive until the 5th of June....

I hate how old autists on this board go on about this fake soul thing when all Nintendo has been doing is paying homage to the characters earlier designs. Just die already. jeez

when will the forced seethe era of Anon Babble end? it's sickening

never, hating things everyone else likes is all Anon Babble knows.

They must've been very impressed with Illuminations animation and are trying to ape it now.

when will you end your miserable life after wasting it on being a internet console warrior for 20 years

After i find you and force my boot down onto the back of your head

pretty sure that's ACfag not eric

anyway they both should die

It's the entire internet nowadays. Fucking hyperbolic pedantic pussies need to be liquidated and sent to space.

We're moving away from "The Bland Era"

youtube.com/watch?v=F9udAYSe03Q

cool animation

forced soul

What the fuck are you talking about ?

Such a punchable face, not my Mario

i will always be baffled by the fact that a middle aged, chubby italian plumber became a worldwide icon

You could have said water.

what the fuck even is forced soul im tired of you people just making shit up

start being more soulful

no not like that

what the fuck even is forced soul

a shitposting tool, where do you think you are

the entire game is literally ripping off wreck it ralph, even to having a loli companion

its old and retarded get a better meme

zest

Soul : referring to passion put into a work

Forced soul : referring to when Nintendo is the only AAA studio with passion but I spent all my allowance on a PS5

OG Mario would 100% assrape Nu-Mario the second he drops the soap.

He's not in control any more.

it insists upon itself.

Heyyyyy look at em go
What a guy

Dry Bones' dance in Wii was funny and I'm happy that virtually the entire roster is doing that in this game, fuck all of you

I like pretty much all the new designs but I really really hope they don't leave Bowser untouched. Or at least don't bring back this ugly mf

This

kill them all

You know when a corporation tries to act relatable but everyone just rolls their eyes because they’re a corporation and are incapable of being relatable? It’s that, except when it comes to creating something with passion and personality

No, there were always people like that on the internet. What's changed is that they used to have their own communities.

Now, everyone is forced onto the same handful of sites.

Everyone outside of the vocal minority hugbox on Anon Babble likes the new animations and art style. Forced soul fags are the ones trying and failing to be relatable by parroting the ole' WOW SIR THIS IS A WENDY'S POSTING HOW ORIGINAL to the point where "sniffing out inauthenticity" isn't counterculture anymore but now something that makes people groan in annoyance like the hipster faggot in the corner at the family barbeque chuckling to himself over the "consoomers mindlessly guzzling down slop". The fact that you see objectively improved presentation as "How do you do fellow kids" and can't see why it resonates with people is all the more reason why forced soul fags, ironically enough, come across as inauthentic.

And that's a good thing

The issue the “forced soul” crowd had wasn’t so much them improving the animations or just that it was “inauthentic”, but them substituting the content to just show off how zany their new animations are. Yea they looked better, but what does any of it have to do with gameplay? And surely enough they were vindicated when SMWonder end up being the worst 2d mario game nintendo’s put out to date; all flash, no substance

And surely enough they were vindicated when SMWonder end up being the worst 2d mario game nintendo’s put out to date; all flash, no substance

The fuck are you talking about? Wonder was great. Even if you don't like Wonder, Super Mario Land, NSMB2, Lost Levels, and Arguably Super Mario World are all way worse.

Gamecubesnoys can't think of a single argument so they have to make up words to criticize every Switch/2 release.

The juggernaut success of the Nintendo Switch is the biggest prolonged nonstop assfucking this board has ever endured.

I'm so glad I was here to witness it unfold in realtime.

OP is a forced faggot.

by me

luigi looks ready to FUCK

I know my wifes son is a huge nintendo fan and he's excited for the meltdowns

Mario's 25

Look how cartoony our game is! Isn't it fun?

Why is Nintendo like this?

Makes you miss New Super Mandate Bros. Better style, better games.
The 4 nu-Mario brothers now acting like wholesome chunguses is lame.
And nu-DK is awful. The main problem isn't even old DK's le furrowed brow everyone suddenly keeps bringing up as something bad, now being rounded. It's how he's a completely different character with a generic goofy ADHD personality that doesn't fit him, and the new fat mouth and bimbo lips makes him look gross. Such bad character design.

Mario..
Easy on the pasta.

Makes you miss New Super Mandate Bros.

Wow, you've hit peak contrarian. Congratulations for being a massive faggot, I guess.

It's how he's a completely different character with a generic goofy ADHD personality that doesn't fit him

It's okay when my childhood does it!

God, just shut the fuck up. There are so many examples of DK being a very animated cartoon character. You are so retarded it's not even funny.

It's how he's a completely different character

When has Donkey Kong EVER been consistent?

arcade DK is a cartoon

DKC1 has him in a leader role, training Diddy

DKC2 and 3 suddenly have him dumb enough to be locked up

DK64 has Donkey talking about Donkey like this and he's unironically a Looney Tune

just a dumb animal in many spinoffs like Party or Fortune Street where he either can't communicate or speaks like a caveman

the GBA ports of the SNES games make him dumb and lazy

Jungle Beat is him being a psychopath

Donkey Konga has him wanting to get rich

Mario VS Donkey Kong made him a hoarding autist

sometimes he wants to fuck Pauline, sometimes he doesn't

there are games where he doesn't even care about the banana hoard

the fucking cartoon

Hate this bullshit cutesy shit. Mario needs to grow up, this is a guy who has been through the shit, and now he gets all friendly with the guy that's freaking KIDNAPPED the love of his life multiple times? Give me a fucking break. The Mushroom Kingdom is not a joke and I'm tired of Nintendo treating it like one. They don't understand Mario.

All portrayals of DK between DKC 1 and Tropical Freeze were in character. Yes, even the cartoon, even crying over toys in Mario vs DK.
I enjoyed the mandate era, always did. Even if it wasn't as good as Mario prior to that.
Damn, everyone defending Nintendo, not only over this but overall, gets so mad and emotional. It's funny.

I'm tired of forced soul trash like this but especially Luigi being a faggy pushover that is most likely a cuckold. I can't stand super pussy luigi and boss bitch peach. I miss when n64 era had games for babies and adults

All portrayals of DK between DKC 1 and Tropical Freeze were in character. Yes, even the cartoon, even crying over toys in Mario vs DK.

That's just plain bullshit. DKC DK, cartoon DK, 64 DK and Mario spin-off DK are fundamentally different characters, right down to the way they speak.

you're a subhuman with shit taste. DK was always cartoony. they made a fucking cartoon in the 90s produced by nintendo and rare you dumb faggot

His new personality is like chunky kong + banjo kazooie. Goofy, stupid but strong. Lame. N64 DK was actually a cool leader and had a cool voice. Fuck nu-nintendo

lol if people here had it their way we'd go back to the NSMB era

People ITT GENUINELY rose tinting and defending NSMB/mandate-era

We have reached peak contrarian. It is time to be cleansed.

Try to be as unbiased as you can and answer my questions honestly, Anon Babble. Are forced soul fags a radical, extreme camp of the OG soul/soulless posters? Are they soul/soulless fags after jumping down the slippery slope and reaching their logical conclusion? Have they missed the point of what soul/soulless fags preached about? Or are they one in the same and any soul/soulless fags who find them irritating are merely screaming at their own reflections and are now starting to understand why people found them to be autistic nuisances?

It's not about the old designs, it's about them forcing fake emotion into their characters.

Any emotions, even in appropriate instances, that they are made to show are, by definition, forced and fake on the account of them being fictional characters subject to the whims of their creators.

Mario was never this quirky and goofy. Galaxy is his best representation

Real mario would clog his wind pipes

Rare DK was goofy too, but not incompetent. he was cool and laid back and sometimes the butt of the joke, but also sometimes the prankster pulling jokes. That's what set him apart from other Nintendo characters; he was basically their equivalent to Sonic.

Rare DK was goofy too, but not incompetent

kidnapped by K. Rool

then somehow gets kidnapped WITH Diddy

he also would defeat K Rool sometimes too. the point is he's a dumb ape, not Elmer Fudd.

what the actual fuck are you even talking about?

he's a dumb ape, not Elmer Fudd

DK64 made him exactly that
He couldn't even stop K Rool there, they had to have Candy Kong give him a bone so Funky could do some slapstick

Exactly. Hate these changes to appeal to the fucking zoomers.

wonder is a piece of shit with ZERO replayability, mario u especially the deluxe rerelease RAPES IT LIKE A GIRL

Hey kids! Look! It's me! You're best pal, MARIO! Wowie-zowie!

That's what I get from this. What the fuck did they do to Mario? Is this Mickey Mouse Disney shit what the so called "Mario Mandate" was trying to prevent if it even existed in the first place? If it did, whoever was in charge of that needs to come back.

I used to laugh when the latest mario 2d platformer trailer released and ppl called it fake soul. But now its undeniable, its pervasive. Mario kart is the worst example, they dont look like nintendo characters, they look like someone wearing a mario character costume. Like u go to disneyland and there are people whose job it is to wear a mickey mouse costume and pretend to be him and emote and shit. Thats what mario kart world character select looks like