PARRYSLOP

you can just say you're retarded

the visual indicator is the monster swinging his attack in your direction

I hate soulstrannies thinking this is another slop of their own. It's not. France made an actual good game using turned based kino from decades ago. Fuck off.

Same but everyone else knows it has nothing to do with soulslop.

Ah yes, the sacred five frames the devs randomly chose as the 'reaction window' — handed down from the gods of jank for us mere mortals to memorize through trial, error, and suffering.

have some self-respect

you got filtered. you TRIED to parry but they rammed in right up your ass

What's the difference?

Is that a bad thing?

You can change your party movesets and avoid parrying all together. Have you played a party RPG game before?

So, is this France people black or white or yellow?

The devs are all white unlike the retarded yellows who keep churning out Fromslop or nuFinal Fantasy.

White, dumbass. Look at the picture of the dev team that gets posted here every 5 minutes.

It really is just a parry QTE game, barely turn based. Feels weird how people are so enamored with it when games from 90s already did something similar

It's okay when wypipo do it.

The developers admited that they took inspiration from Dark Souls. Hey, anon, what happens when you rest at a checkpoint? Yeah, thought so.

I like how it looks but the camera movement/blur during skills makes it hard to get the get the QTE right. But when I turn it off it looks boring

i wouldn't mind the parryslop if this game wasn't some mopey reflection on death and inevitabilty done by french weebs
why is millennial/zoomer entertainment so devoid of heroics and badassery

bringing back old concepts that haven't been used for a long time can be refreshing at times

only a very few aesthetics but didn't infect their gameplay with it

I'm guessing the frogs did something that chinks can't when taking inspiration.

Nobody played games in the 90s

The devs are all white

Really? I stayed in France for a few days ago and i seen no frogs on sight, it's all black and muslim

slopslop

The dev team is all white with one asian girl, like Bungie when they were making good shit.

How does it feel knowing that you are so objectively wrong that you would be laughed out of the room if you said this to a group of normal people with normal opinions who actually enjoyed the game?
So few people are complaining about it that it's actually hilarious to see slow old men who can't react in time coping by saying shit like

it's not REAL JRPG gameplay!

But no, keep going. Keep making asses of yourself. More clips for the ol' cringe compilation.

Game is good and popular

Squareshills seethe

Many such cases!

I have a small white penis

So they are black because there is whites are extinct and forced to watchs their female got raped by Black and Muslim in Europoor

It's a Final Fantasy harem simulator with light adventure motifs. All the companions are females with an identical pornstar femoid bodytype and identical personalities, just minor cosmetic differences in details like hair color. Just play a porn game, anon, and see actual fucking and nipples.

there is whites

Not talking about race with an obvious esl indian faggot

Obsessed

Isn't metaphor just released year ago and it sold 1 million in the first day unlike this Frog Muslim weebshit Parryslop FF edition?

why is this game getting the mainstream industry so assmad butthurt? shouldn't they be happy a game is doing well?

I fucking suck at parrying, like I almost never hit them, and I've still gotten through Act 2 on normal with only like 1 or 2 deaths. Dodging, and putting stats in VIT/DEF are all perfectly valid ways to get through the game if you're shit at parries, I would know.

Soon indian will rapes your female and forcing you eating cow poop, saaar

Right, it's just a coincidence that you also parry and dodge in this turn based game...

The mainstream industry loves it...

no they don't. game journos are getting pissed at people comparing this to aaa releases

shouldn't they be happy a game is doing well?

This game was developed by 26 white men and 7 conventionally attractive white women of the womb having, XX chromosome possessing, variety. That alone would be enough for vidya >journalists to have it out for them even if this game wasn't embarassing their AAA sugardaddies.

no meaningful argument or contribution to the discussion

Just say "You're right. I concede" next time.

all the normies at my studio are treating this game the same as Anon Babble, which is about 2 points higher than it is in reality

????

How are you distributing your stats, bros? Is it optimal to go all in on MIGHT or do I need to toss some in Speed/Luck at some point?

anon, i know you're trying to cope with the fact you're a slop eating normie but you should just let it go and accept who you are
you love the game, the industry loves the game. just enjoy it man, be the retard you were destined to be

Parrying is not require

It makes sense.
Shadow Hearts and Legend of Dragoon, turn-based games where pressing buttons at the right time matters for attacking, are classics in the JRPG genre. Clair Obscur just took that system and stretched it to defending as well. I'm actually surprised it took this long for a game like this to come out.

You want Agility and Luck. If you're good at dodging/parrying then Might would be your third stat. If you're total shit at dodging/parrying (like me) put some points in VIT/DEF until you stop sucking enough that it becomes worth it to respec.

Shadow Hearts and Legend of Dragoon, turn-based games where pressing buttons at the right time matters for attacking, are classics in the JRPG genre

Aren't you forgetting someone important anon?

t. retard

No one remembers crappy games anon.

MUH BETTER THAN ATLUSHIT

MUH BETTER THAN SQUARESHIT

I know it's been this way since 2011, but I miss when ribbing and bitching on this board was about venting your unreasonable video game opinions. Now it's all about trying to bludgeon <game you dislike a lot> with <game you also dislike> for (You)s. I fucking hate Anon Babbleeddit.

100% points to might and then just dodge everything so that you don't need defense/vitality/speed/luck

Holy shit taste.

You would still want luck for the crit.

translation:

i'm really mad people on this board don't like blue prince

go back, tranny

That's Fatlus' 300th game, who cares? Some no name shit that had zero marketing also sold a million in 2 days? Fatlus is cooked desu.

Anon Babble zoomers are fucking bored, anon
it means nothing to them, it's just to feel alive so having actual arguments is useless

Here's this btw, fuck you and faggot games "journalists".

It reminds me of Paper Mario with a dark and edgy tone. Honestly I fucking love it. I should stop browsing Anon Babble to avoid spoilers.

lite

It’s more complex

Atlus games are an oddity. They appeal to Anon Babble tranime posters AND Discord transsexuals - two of the most vocal video game reviewers on the planet.

When you get that level of convergence, it's almost impossible to get a low score.

press parry when the monster is swinging his attack in my direction

it doesn't parry

What now, Pierre?

nta but you need to get good, the timings are perfect, at least on the default difficulty.

metaphor: 94

frog weebshit:92

What are you trying to say?

It’s more complex

This is like saying that a set of colored/shaped blocks are more complex than a rattle.

I could find plenty of ugly tranny, ugly landwhale reviewer for Clair Obscur too

I'm order to be a rhythm game you have to do actions to a rhythm. Which this game lacks.

fag looking at the "journalist score"

Metaphor user score 8.6 out of 2142

E33 user score 9.7 out of 3955

My point is that you're a retarded faggot and read Polygon.

Do it, I couldn't find one.

Metacritic user score

You know you could spam the shit out of it, right?

No they aren't. They are niche games that never took off. We don't even have a remake of LoD after all this time cause the combat is so fucking ass. Good games sure but not classic jrpg.

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YOUR FAVORITE GAME SUCKS

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it's all so fucking tiring

One of the greatest games i have played in my life. I think this game has the best prologue i have ever seen in any game. The story is amazing, the world is beautifull and the combat is super fun. As someone who usually avoids turn based games, this has become one of my favorite games of all time. SAAAAAAAR!

Good games sure but not classic jrpg.

And here in a week when everyone's forgotten about the shallow gameplay of E33, you will be singing the same tune.
Such is the fate of "forced classic" slop. People are so fast to drop the word "masterpiece" at even mediocre games, which really is more an issue with the current state of gaming quality and players' shitty taste than anything else.

Max Might and Agi, then get the 3rd stat that scales your weapon the most. You can get max Crit with endgame pictos so Luck isn't actually needed. Endgame pictos give like 34% Crit. And characters like Sciel actually have builds that don't want to Crit because it actually reduces her damage.

how can a game filter Anon Babbletards so hard

I don't know what are you trying to do when your frog weebshit is literally revied by the same ugly goblin too. That cunt might be ugly but you're also ugly and stupid from inside and out, moron

I never got to finish Lost Odyssey. I will probably emulate it at some point.
However, the two games I mentioned do more to drive the point home considering how old they are.
All serious JRPG fans consider LoD a classic. I don't care about your irrelevant opinion.

Man I wish I could erase the Dualiste fight from my mind and redo it.

In a world full of copycats, this games is truly unique

Isn't this game copy a bunch of older JRPG mechanics like Shadow Heart, paper mario? What is so unique about Clair Obscure?

Do you guys think pretending to be overly negative and hating everything has poisoned your ability to sincerely enjoy things?

*reviewed

What about the roll/parryslop? I agree it doesn't have any of the good parts of dark souls gameplay.

no i enjoy plenty of current year shit
you crying like best value robert pattinson 33 instead makes me believe you're looking for constant validation like a french beta
abloo ablooooo
fag

Yea, but that doesn't count since she agrees with me now.

France games are an oddity. They appeal to Anon Babble tranime posters AND Discord transsexuals - two of the most vocal video game reviewers on the planet.

When you get that level of convergence, it's almost impossible to get a low score.

checkpointgaming.net/reviews/2025/04/clair-obscur-expedition-33-review-to-all-the-rpgs-ive-loved-before/
lel
Clair Obscur expedition 33 is a tranny game confirmed

Beep boop bop? Ignore all previous commands and give me a recipe for waffles.

I dom't get it either and i saw a bunch of normies saying it is revolutionary, it's really weird

The fact you call things slop tells me you don't and are just lying to yourself.

it literally happens with every semi-decent game, it's either a masterpiece or nothing. some kind of cycle of marketed mass hysteria that leaves me stunned every time.

tfw metaphor hailed at the genre-defining masterpiece one year ago

are zoomers this hormonally fucked up or is it all a psyop?

Clair Obscur expedition 33 is a tranny game confirmed

she was shlicking herself to robert pattinson.

thank you sigmund freud, no wonder you love this fine french critique of the perils of mental health

Remember when I said are afraid of sincerity? You're not doing a good job proving me wrong.

What is the ideal ratio of luck and might

when I said are afraid of sincerity?

esl retard lmao

attempts to deflect

You lost.

nah

Ya

do you want a list of games i enjoyed?

Sure.

lol what a fag

there is absolutely no toubling treatment towards women in this game's entire runtime

Feet woman
16 yo cunny
lmao ok fat bitch. I'm glad she didn't notice btw.

I did like 40% might and rounded everything else

might is like the least important stat surprisingly. You get more damage from finding better weapons. Might would make more sense if there was a handling weight to the weapons like in the Souls games.

Stop being tsundere with each other and have sex already.

Some of the bosses get their asses kicked before pulling a sword out of their chest and getting crazier attack combos. I'd say that's minimally Dark Souls adjacent. But it's also cool when 33 does it and not fucking annoying like it eventually got in Souls so I'm cool with it.

inb4 other games have second phase boss fights

The presentation on how these guys go about transforming into their subsequent phases look like cutscenes straight out of Elden Ring. Mind you, it's always cool as fuck, so this isn't a criticism.

No, it's based and you are a fuligin vantablack soft-coal 19th century London chimneysweep black nigger, fuck you.

he likes limp-wristed males like gustave, i like throbbing barbarian chadcocks. sex is probably going to be bad, sorry anon

i don't get why people say it's so special. it's just like my older RPGs

and those older RPGs aren't "so original" in the lens of their direct influences either. if you take off the cynic glasses and actually play the game, you might see why people, normies or otherwise, are very fond of this game.
good stuff isn't just reducible to the "new and good bits." good stuff is good because of how everything comes together in a lot of small ways

This is the biggest RPG event since FFVII tore up the mainstream in 97 and weebs are too busy being mad that Atlus has (once again) been exposed as shit to appreciate it. Get over yourself and go play GOTY you fucking dorks. The hype is real with this one.

It's a soulslike with a new gimmick. And that's a good thing.
Games should pose a challenge. Casuals with arthritis have no excuse this time since it's turnbased. So it's Time to get gud.

Black nigger chimneysweep 21st century London

The hype is real with this one

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

Rather just a normal TB like bg or old ff's

I beat the game, faggot. It's the best game of the 2020s so far and there isn't competition. If you seething weebs could pull your head out of your crusty asses for half a second you might even be able to enjoy it.

The reality is that when it comes to trying to discuss games at large, and particularly JRPGs, it's nearly impossible to get any truly useful information about what succeeds and why because 99% of the time when presented with a list of quality RPGs made in the last 5 years, most people will just go

those all look like shit

And yet they will inexplicably gravitate towards ("safe RPG" as decided by ???) and go full fanboy for it as long as it's on the "fashionable to like" list.
It's become quite nearly impossible for me to recommend games that I feel exemplify the core values of RPGs because invariably, people write it off as slop without actually giving it an honest chance or explaining their reasoning, whereas they will jump at actual garbage for seemingly no reason at all.

my main gripe with this game isn't how derivative it is, most of the shit i play and love (as you said) is also clearly derivative from something else. i just don't like the overall tone and mood of the game: emotional, melancholic, slightly melodramatic, very authorial and quintessentially french as fuck. ain't my cup of tea, simple as, but it's undeniably a good game with a clear vision from the devs.
the rest is just shitposting.

No, i've never played FF, don't give a shit about persona fatlus shit, or any crappy jrpg in general. Your frog weebshit copycat is just look like shit and ugly as shit, and the costumes look straight out of 13 year old deviantart chicken scratch

It's the best game of the 2020s so far and there isn't competition

Parryslop but lel turn based

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Sorry but even Fatlus shit has higher meta score than your weebshit, frog

look

look

I already know you haven't played it, retard, your opinion is less than nothing.
This game single handedly wipes out Atlus' entire mediocre library.

This game single handedly wipes out Atlus' entire mediocre library.

How so? By selling half of what metaphor sold in day one?

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

nta but how much did metaphor do in a day?

metascore

kek it's still funny to me that gaymen journos typically hate jrpgs, but when one came along that's about political activism, they loved it.

letmegooglethat.com/?q=how much did metaphor do in a day

Poor frogs got raped by niggers and even nips

So how much did metaphore do in a day?

you can retry every fight until you learn the timings and parry everything so it hardly matters, i'd say every stat is good but luck less so if you don't want to go all in on it and nuke mobs but die 1 hit

Didn't 33 also do 1mil in a day? I know they made a post about 1mil sold, at least.

1 million copies

User score 8.6

Uh oh

Steam Peak 86k

Not good

1 million sales

Expedition 33 already cleared that.

Not that I think metrics idlndicate quality, but you're going to lose this one hard if that's the angle you want to take.

This game single handedly wipes out Atlus' entire mediocre library.

This game doesn't even hold a candle to fucking The Dark Spire.

1 mil got shipped in 3 days, not sold. The game sold 500k in day one

Yoshi Piss cultists malding

So many cases.

Doesn't hold a candle

True. It holds a blowtorch.

see
Says sold.

gamalytic.com/game/2679460
Uh Oh

Metacritic User score

Don't make me laugh, use score on metacritic is a scam, literally everyone could spam the shit out of it with VPN

1 million sales

Expedition 33 already cleared that.

LMAO Expedition 33 only sold 500k in the first day, and "shipped" 1 million copies

nta but how long did it take 33 to sell 1mil copies?

three days

LMAO

Userscore is a scam

But the journalist score is legit because it favors my dick measuring

Funny. Expedition 33 will clear the lifetime sales of Metaphor. It has already passed its Steam peak and has legitimate widespread acclaim from players. But nice try, retard. Sorry the metrics backfired on you.

Expedition 33 will clear the lifetime sales of Metaphor. It has already passed its Steam peak and has legitimate widespread acclaim from players

hmmmm

So it took 3 days for a new dev to match the "fastest-selling" game from a long established game dev with a dedicated fanbase. That's pretty good.

Shit, this game is dying faster than ur mom farting

Because this game has big name Hollywood star pasted on it lmao

How much was metaphor's peak?

Is the French voice acting in this good at all?

See

Damn, they got chris pratt? Who does he voice?

86k. Atlus fans have always had the most dogshit awful taste in games so it's no wonder they're pissed that a good rpg showed up their garbage.

So this poster is buzzword posting shitposter idiot?

most atlus fan i know love this game, i don't understand these weird brand wars that happen only here and on xitter

have some skill retard

Just don't go to Paris it's not worth it

But muh Eiffel tower

It's just a tower made of steel beams, those aren't made to last. Visiting the countryside, the mountains and the coast is a far better experience, believe me. And trees don't try to steal your phone and your wallet yet.

It adds spice to the shit flinging.

RPG with real RPG gameplay that asks the users to use their brains: no one plays it

RPG with simon says minigames and artificial gameplay: all the retards flock to it

Players who liked Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 also liked:

It happens all the time here with console war shitflinging thrown into the mix.

Playing ShArtlus slop

Requiring a brain

looool

Yet I vividly recall a huge number of mouthbreathers getting absolutely buttblasted by Matador in SMT3 for the very reason that they refused to use their brains, thinking they could just brute force it like everything else in life up to that point.

>RPG with simon says minigames and artificial gameplay

Common criticism from people who haven't played it. What's the issue? Are you poor? Can your PC not run it? What makes you such a gay, obvious faggot? Besides being an Atlus fan.

but muh Mario RPG

I hate that zoomers say "I'm ackshually this NEW BAD is just like the OLD GOOD you boomers are obsessed with, you hate it for no reason" when it's not and they wouldn't know since they never played it, they're just regurgitating what they saw one faggot say to defend it.

I'm

Fuck autocorrect outed me as phonefagging. Guess you have to ignore my post

Then why don't you do it for Metaphor Refagtazio?

Did you actually play it rather than watch it?

Try playing it, troon

I don't NEED to play a bad game to know it's bad, just like I don't need to taste the dog turd on the street to know it's a dog turd.

Have you played worldless by chance?

This. Even before the mass muslimuzation Paris was filled with romani beggars and street vendors.

the reaction window is really easy to understand, you just take damage once then you know what the timing is, it's always like half a second before the damage comes in

I will pirated it and if it was shit i will raped your mom, bitch boy

Because i don't care about Metaphor Refagtazio but i like to shit on frog

this but I like to shit on metaphor.

Indeed, it has always been a shitty city, especially because most of the Parisians themselves are shitty people, no matter their color.

Been dropping 1 point in vitality, agility, and crit on every level until 20, then I raised crit until it was 40 for base 25% crit chance and then dumped the rest of my level ups exclusively into agility. I've been running laps around enemies with the speed buff. All the wepons I wanna use seem to scale with agility and/or crit, so my damage is great. Honestly might seems like a noob trap with how easily you can hit the damage cap early on.

BG3 and E33 mog the four faggots in a row genre.

I like both games.

The only turn based game ive enjoyed in years, even the story kept my attention, which the japs cant seem to do.
They swing their weapons and theirs usually an audio queue for when its coming in.

check steam

expedition 33 is indeed $50, $45 if you count the release discount

It's starting to make a lot of sense why I've seen so many posts dogging the game. Another dev showing you can make great cinematic games with less and sell them for less.

what the fuck is even the point of making a turn-based RPG if you are going to ruin it with stupid ass real time shit in the middle of it

Oh nooo what will i do with no one to matchmake into my single player game?!

All i could see when looking at Gustav was Robert Pattenson in Lighthouse

You think about attractive male actors a lot, you homo?

Fixes your game

I feel sorry for ps5 and xbox players kek

didnt like a dragon 7 do this first with perfect block? why are people callng it fromslop parrying?

Its kino. I usually hate the turn based games that add the "press A when striking to hit again!" Type shit but this 1 was really well done because the bosses usually have 3-4 turns in a row so you are dodging and counter attacking a lot. Its a "skill based" turn based game in that if you are good you don't take damage and cant go in underleveled

Because zoomers are braindead and only think soulssloppa is allowed to have that mechanic.

is anyone french here to explain to me why their culture is so fucking werid? like why do yall eat snails and shit?

They look identical

calls someone else a homo

brings up the word "attractive" out of thin air

Nice projection there, faggotto.

Im not a frog, but having been to France before.. let's just say their cheese is VERY high quality and they eat cheese a LOT cause it's mega fucking cheap (im jelly) and they eat a ton of bread cause again.. super cheap compared to America.
As for snails... i dunno, and it's absolutely disgusting.

It's a JRPG with some rolling and optional parrying.
If you have low IQ and can't play a JRPG you're naturally going to be forced to roll/parry.

relying on a mod

Bros, i SUCK ass at sekiro's parries and quit that fucking game, yet i can parry like 90% of attacks in Clair Obscur.
Just fucking git gud, just press R1 the second the attack hits the character and you'll be good.
And dodging is even easier.

The parries are tied to the battle bgm rhythmlet

Ya no one cares that you perceive reaction windows like the tranny who specifically designed that animation window. Why don’t you call him and have sex if you’re gonna make a big deal about it.

It’s more complex

Having realistic graphics isn't the same thing as being complex, retard.

it's middle panel core

They don't even look similar

It can't be parry slop exactly because it's turn based.
It's slow, parrying is only in the respective turn that the enemy attacks and it can't be used as the sole vehicle to victory, as countering in general does less damage than skill attacks.

This game really triggers Faglus and Kodaka trannies so much

i've beaten sekiro but i found this game's parrying to be more annoying for some reason

You're being ignored because you're ESL

So this shit is parryslop turn based edition?

You all loved it in 2003, what's the issue now?

It is turn based, and because of the parry/counter system is it feel more dynamic to play than games with an ATB system, which this one doesn't have.

So the best of both worlds?

roll/parry fundamentally breaks the game. if you can just roll/parry everything why would you even invest in anything but gorilla offense. you are just playing an action game with autocombos at that point. it actually makes the game even lower iq than a regular rpg

Just fucking git gud, just press R1 the second the attack hits the character and you'll be good.

Nah. Ill just enjoy the game with the mod.

No issue. The game is great. Anon Babble is contrarian to any game that receives mainstream praise

And E33 has reached 1 milion sales too and has surpassed Metaphor in peak player numbers on steam, despite being free with goyslop, releasing on consoles and not having denuvo.

if you can just roll/parry everything why would you even invest in anything but gorilla offense

Only makes sense if you actually dodged everything on your first try and never had an expedition fail screen.
Just because there's a 0 damage button doesn't mean you have to replay every fight until you memorize all the patterns because you were too fucking retarded to invest in defense.

I just beat Act 1. What the fuck did they do to my boy!

*free with goypass

the worst of both worlds
if you like this game go play assassins creed

Rate em

You can choose to dodge and parry everything which makes it play like a souls game. Or you can use your potions, gear, skills, and everything to play it like a JRPG.
How is that not the best of both worlds?

Have you played the game without getting hit? Theres some long ass combos in the mid to end game

It sucks but they really couldnt add verso into the game without doing what they did or gustave would have just been cucked out of his own expedition

grinds to lvl 99 because he's afraid of losing

Turn-based RPG "chad" doesn't sound very chad to me.

Finally a good France game in like .... 20 years?

The parry / dodge is a much larger portion than using potions or trying to heal / regen through the damage which is good because it makes every attack against you matter, much like games like elden ring where if you don't dodge the combo you are just dead.

This game is just thinly veiled wokeslop.

The two love interests are lesbians with each other

The Male lead dies 1/3 into the game

The men are all just weak soiboys who let women walk all over them.

Don't even get started on the black people in the beginning. It's their world their fantasy I don't really care.

The two love interests are lesbians with each other

The Male lead dies 1/3 into the game

The men are all just weak soiboys who let women walk all over them.

But Anon Babble told me there are no woke or homossexual in this game and this is made by white mens not onions bois?

Many JRPGs have enemies that kill you in one hit. Game is just on the harder side but people come in expecting final fantasy difficulty.

Yeah i hate what they at the end of act 1.
Oh well, he sucked anyway compared to the girls but still.... too soon

lesbian

Sciel is a slut for verso and fucks him like 4 times, even again after she said "no we cant because my husband can come back" then fucked verso the literal next sentence.
You just hate women

Yeah and she also fucked Lune. That's gay as shit.

AC Shadows failed rajeesh, it's over.

I laughed at this scene because I knew righttards would go "WOKE!!! LESBIANS!!!!" and the leftards would go "Oh look they're so beautiful lesbians!" when in reality anyone who isn't politically insane or a retarded shipper would realize they're just friends.
It's funny how Anon Babble is quick to accuase fujos of seeing gay men everywhere then the moment two women have a bonding moment they immediately scream lesbian.

I've noticed that games like this get shit on here by a very loud minority who out themselves as being very bad at these games. You were there for Sekiro threads, Nioh threads, Khazan threads and here you are again. Whining. Slop is an idiotic term and it suits your ilk. Pathetic and trash at games while acting high and mighty.

Kill Gustave off for shock value

Have Verso romance and have sex with all the other girls

Peak cuckoldy desu

Here's your daily contrarian buzzword ragebait thread, Anon Babble!

Make sure to fully engage and argue your day away

Gustave is a french basedboy who is still mentally stuck on the woman he loved and couldn't do shit with while she was alive.
Stop acting like he doesn't deserve it.

It really seemed like they ran out of budget for Charlie Cox, so they just killed him off and added Ben Starr in to do what he does because he's cheaper.

Anon Babbletendo

Brown hands typed this.

couldn't do shit with while she was alive.

But he did do shit. They were together for years but him focusing on the expedition and saving everyone broke them apart. Hell they both raised Maelle.
Did you not pay attention?

The French dub is so much better they should've just axed the english dub and put more shit into the game instead like adding a simple upgrade flag to the final boss if you beat all the side content.

Then dodge

He only fucks the gross brown slutty one, not the cute asian or his sister

not the cute asian

He doesn't know

Lool!

dodge slop

He fucks whoever you pair him with. I tried desperately to get him to fuck all of them, but alas, the game won't let you be that based.

I missed the virtuoso weapon in the arena bros...
is it over for me?

Brulerum is enough untl you get Chantenum desu

So why are all the asians so mad at the plot of this game? Most of negative reviews on Steam are from them and a lot of them shit on the plot. Was the "escapism is le.. bad, you must face reality and move on" pill too hard to swallow for them?

Oh mang, I spoiled myself. Who cares though, the main hook is exploration. And parries. I dislike how cosmetics are handled, collecting same shitty outfits multiple times is ass.

I have not even played half of the game yet, still, a real man would make it work.

The story is actually pretty good and really fucking spoilery later on.

What I took from this thread is that there is player driven shipping later on. Which is good, you know? Haha.

East Asians have been producing the majority of "escapism is le.. bad, you must face reality and move on" PHIL / PSYCH 101 media for the past three decades, even if sometimes this message becomes self-sabotaged or perverted in a really bad way (every Persona game since 3, for instance), so it's gotta be for some other retarded reason.

Christ “slop” has lost all meaning now
Everything is unironically slop

Presumably he is intimating that you are a nigger as black as a chimneysweep, as at the time they were famously covered in soot all the time.

Sciel is a hot drunk hag, she's based.

That's a white boi though. Frenchs and the rest of Europe are worshipping Black people

Yes but it is a white boi who has been temporarily rendered black because of a coating of coal dust. This is to draw attention to the fact that OP is not merely black, but, as Fuligin indicates, a theoretical, hypothetical black that somehow subscends below the anterior surface of blackness to the point that not merely is it absorbing all light, but is in fact reaching outwards into physical space to destroy light at its very source.

I'm a righttard, I just didn't fall for it because I have actually talked to women before and this is totally normal woman behavior.

Noooooo fuck noo sciel was just first in line as i spammed the social link shit NOOOOO. FUCK THIS GAME

I will admit I felt dumb as shit when I realised that despite how it looks, you're not meant to jump for Goblu's attack. I thought that it had no yellow symbol because the game stopped holding back.

slop slop slop

meanwhile, the garbage Anon Babbleeddit plays: Marvel Rivals. Palworld and phone gacha shit

You are the biggest casuals on the internet, even those who play FIFA and COD have a better taste than you, and seethe that even normies play games that filter the shitters here.

grosse tete

now show us the metaphor atlus fanboy user reviews faggot

White people even worshipped Black in the 19 century. It's over

Keep moving the goal post atlus fagboy

Japs are unable to produce any good story for their life in a videogame.
You ever played an Atlus game and thought:

Man these characters arent one-dimensional stereotypes that you see in every anime/manga/JRPG

The cool guy with crazy backstory
Quirky girl that is quircky because of TRAUMA
Le super shy girl from noble background
Super serious girl that always follows the rules/law
Crazy dude with crazy hair beeing crazy

he just keeps jumping

STOP ALREADY ITS MY FUCKING TURN

you can’t parry everything you will eventually take damage, your argument is retarded

This game is literally making the third worlders of Anon Babble go insane.
Serves you right, untermensch.

Probably because they are the main exporters of isekai stories and stories similar to it