he chose Yen
lol
lmao
He chose Yen
He chose anyone but Shani
you deserve it
Duh, it's an open relationship, yen also doesn't mind geralt sleeping around with other women
witcher 1 lets you have sex with monsters
witcher 3 monsters friendzone geralt and fuck some random peasant instead
what went so wrong?
She's 100 so that's pretty low per year compared to women who use tinder
Demon cock...
You fucking losers, leave her alone IRL
what went wrong
Everything
Except she lives in the 13th century you absolute retard. It's the equivalent of a foid getting raw dogged by 1k dudes now
The Shitcher has to be the most overhyped normalfag garbage
Not our world and she's sterile
human aging
Oh hell nah. Geralt will reach his 40s in human years and that bitch will be 90 lmao
this, the incels here should learn not to harass women
not our world
cuck cope
sterile
And that stops dudes from creampeing her how exactly?
Also polakker postmodern writing where you have butchers, demons, witches, shit demons from dogma and prostitutes and intelligentsia on one side as people with more or less modern outlook on life and crooked teethed cattle (everyone else) on other
Not me.Not even once
Triss bros..
1 - new hairbrush, still cared about his hairstyle and visited a barber once in a while
2 - hairbrush is worn, barber visits are less frequent
3 - hairbrush SNAPPED VIOLENTLY, barber eaten by striga, must have been
4 - that's not even him! wake up sheeple, it's a CLONE!
She had less but they were all.. well. You can imagine.
She has plague, syphilis and leprocy
Post it
Goblins?
This is weird to me because in all Witcher video games Triss feels like she's obsessed with Geralt to the point it's unhealthy, no idea what she's like in the novels
Post what?
Wait, you're telling me all sorceresses in witcher are massive whores? This comes as such a surprise.
Greeks
That's because CDPR is retarded and Trissnefer was her entire personality for the first 2 games
Do it. NOW.
She is a yandere but she's not loyal at all. Her most famous scene in the novels is selling Geralt and Ciri out to the lodge for power.
no
Kek didn't this faggot end up being attempting to groom minors?
no idea what she's like in the novels
she likes him and he chases Yen
it was a while but I vaguely remember the books mentioning her never again wearing a dress that would reveal her body under the neck line because of her war injuries
no idea if the book magic sucks compared to games world
My favorite scene in the Witcher two was the 4 some with triss and two hookers
Geralt has been alive for almost 100 years, his body count is in the thousands
There's a theory that holds Triss is actually a different character who assumed the identity of Triss after the battle of Sodden
adult on tiktok
either attempts to solicit minors or throws away their entire family for 2 views per video (otherwise known as """clout""")
this is a verified trend that happens without fail
And the US government stopped trying to ban this application... why, exactly?
Ciri
I have never understood the fascination with Triss. Had always assumed it was pure secondary bait but tt might even as basic as "ooo red hair pretty"; I genuinely do not get it.
Yeah he is an actual convicted criminal, iirc he groomed kids and sent them dickpics or something
Geralt has a bigger dick than any of those men and has fucked way more people. He's the gigachad she tells you not to worry about.
It's just the red hair and giant tits.
Not a single one of Triss fans care about her personality, that she is a conniving cunt who manipulates Geralt and uses him because he has amnesia and cannot remember that he should not trust her.
Except she lives in the 13th century you absolute retard.
Yen is a whore for the same reason witchers are whores. Because they can be. There's no risk of pregnancy.
Okay, I'll bite, how many women has this dude harassed and/or raped?
You don't have to worry about that.
Gerald of River became too old. It's time to retire. We have a new cool young witcher - Siri.
Can women even be witchers
Horses?
Ciri can and is a witcher.
I don't believe this to be particularly in-line with the established canon/lore but ok, just make the game GOOD and make her show her tits once and I won't have to care
yeah in the book there is a scene where she's sick and she desperatley wants geralt to fuck her despite just having fucking diharrea all over the place
Drowners. Got to be.
I honestly don't know why I prefer virgins anyway or why I get grossed out by hearing that a woman has fucked like 30 other dudes. Neither do I know why other men presumably think the same as I do.
never introspected very hard about why it's the case
women
Were any of them black?
thankfully, black people didn't exist at that time
not reading the books and therefore not understanding their relationship
Witcher 1 is probably a really great game with a meh battlesystem
Witcher 2 battle system is beyond dogshit
Never played 3
Game was good had a great msq, but tried too hard to be gta. Hopefully next one will be 3rd person
???
Game was good had a great msq, but tried too hard to be gta. Hopefully next one will be 3rd person
What game are you talking about
My wife's body count is higher than Yen's
Understandable
isn't everyone in this franchise a massive slut, male or female?
Experienced woman
Count me in
No and she won't do the trial either, she'll become a nepowitcher
I didn't choose anyone. I stayed a Bachelor and retired to my cozy home in the countryside with my adopted daughter-wife.
just kids