This made millennials cum, piss and shit themselves

This. xplay was the only thing I watched, and the reviews were usually off by some factor.

it's disgusting how few people even own a tongue scraper

tongue scraper

Is this like a poop knife? Some deranged garbage only psychos use?

What race are you? Indian or Amerimutt

Maybe G4TV but G4 with Portal, Arena, Blister, Pulse, and Icons? Go lie elsewhere, nigger.

attractive women turned on normal men

Yeah sorry it's not some sameface tranime girl with sloppy huge tits

where do you think bad breath comes from you disgusting slob

dont most people just use their toothbrush after brushing their teeth? works on my machine

Just brush your tongue retard, lmfao

>attractive

These are great + Floss + Waterpik + soft toothbrush = cleanest feeling mouth.

Still does, try gaining some test zoomer.

I have a single (larger) stainless steel scraper that I use. Can't imagine life without one now as I always perceive that sensation of substances on my tongue when I inhale/exhale.

I always perceive that sensation of substances on my tongue when I inhale/exhale.

Why you mouth breathing bro

I floss and waterpik on top of brushing. Maybe I should invest in this.

Not me, I always found all sony consoles extremely gay, never owned one and never will

How the fuck did humans live before dental care products? Did they just live with the pain?

It always existed in some form such as chewing on certain types of grass to salt-water washing.

Yeah women are hot, not our fault you zoomers are all gay

why are zoomers so gay

People weren't stuffing their faces with processed sugars.

Millennials be like "mega corporations and mainstream media outlets taking over our niche hobby surely won't have any negative repercussions in the future!"

10 apples have the same sugar as a whole bag of sugar retard

yes but they also didn't eat acid and sugar all day so cavities didn't destroy their mouth by age 30.

G4, the normie gaymen channel

literally any relevance whatsoever

Pick one.
/thread

Yeah, I'd suck on her BATTLETITS

The sensation can be perceived with your mouth closed.

Zoomers lust for this

Yeah? And when was the last time you ate ten fucking apples in one sitting, dumbass?

What would you think if I said both?

I just use the back part of the toothpaste tube to scrape my tongue. Why buy a whole new thing to just do that lmao

Ten minutes ago. What, you don't eat apples all the time? Are you gay?

colgate

Alright, you win this round, fag

It's the gay generation

What do you use?

Dunno some flouride free one
Sheffields or something

That's Mr. Fag to you.

I don't care what you zoomers hate, I've seen what you like.

reminder that american toothpastes do not have enamel-repairing properties as they are not allowed to be sold to the consumer
order online (or buy in store if youre a eurofag or live elsewhere) personally i buy Biorepair

Fluoride or no flouride?

why arent they allowed to be sold

Hunter gathers didn't have cavities.
If you eat only meat, your dental issues will go away.

floss AND waterpick

... why?

Why

no sugars/carbohydrates that bacteria feast upon

OCD fags trying to get other people hyper-fixated on stupid shit.

her and olivia munn single-handedly opened the flood of brownoids we now deal with for vidya

next time you find a cool hobby, gatekeep it harder

shrug
corporate politics i would presume.
also helps to at least swish around water in your mouth after you've consumed any sugary substance

Holy shit you're right, I remember from by biology class that bacteria feast on cabs

Floss + Waterpik

Conspiratard

Uses Br*t*sh named toothpaste for maximum irony

her and [...]

single-handedly

Lol

I'll see you between the Battletits