SDV

You're a faggot.

If you don't like anyone from THIS narrow and unappealing collection of women, you must not like women at all!

Hey isn't that what ugly chicks tell themselves?

any mod that allow me to date the hags?

This game seriously fucking sucks the moment you finish the community center

Oh haha someone must've posted a shocking image of girly thigh highs and their cock as usual, right?

..

That's just
A woman
That just straight up looks like a woman what are you people on about

I swear tranny derangement got so bad that some of you think women don't exist anymore

threads like this risk turning into generals

I understand.

I'm playing for the first time, enjoying the game and everything is pretty novel to me since I've never played a farm simulator before. But I get that people who've already played it for hundreds of hours and completed everything don't have much to say, which then might turn into a circlejerk.

I'm finally close to level 100 on the mine (which I suppose is the end) and for the first time I was at real danger of dying. These spooky shadowy things hurt a lot.

You're still relatively early in the game. Don't worry, there are plenty of mines still ahead of you.

Wait til you meet the green dragons

mods defeated by a single autist

Many such cases

60k gold and house expansion by first summer

almost at mine 100

first time playing

and now I suddenly become aware of how bad I am at making money in this game

That's why you use the genderswap mod.

Even still Stardew romance is pretty shit. ConcernedApe is an impressive polymath but the game lags in that one little aspect. Way more into the dateables in Fields of Mistria.

threads like this risk turning into generals

You mean threads where we actually talk about videogames?

I'm so sick of the "Anon Babble with vidya" mentality.

it's obvious the dating thing isn't fleshed out, it's only there as either a game mechanic to 100% your house and get extra stuff (and imo it should be MORE incentivized as a mechanic, i know your spouse can occasionally water a few plants but that's only useful on like year one at most, you should be able to give them a proper task a day, like "water all the plants" or "pet all the animals", and the kids should be able to help too), or just as something to give those people who already fell for a character based on nothing but design and aesthetic and that's it
he isn't interested in romance in his games and it shows, and i'm glad, it's a dogshit thing to focus on

Well, that is good to know because I'm quite enjoying it so far.

My farm is turning out 60k a week

Its all about the cheese and mayo
although I sold my cows and am halfway through building a pig herd for truffle oil

ducks are funding a pig purchase every other day
I barely bother with farming plants

and now I suddenly become aware of how bad I am at making money in this game

Hahaha, I'm at year 2 man.
This was my farm at year 1 winter and I was laughed at when I posted it.

How in the flying fuck did you afford animals and structures that early?

By starting on the map where you get a free coop

its really OP cranking out mayo by like the 7th day

Only if it's all about the C-team.

This is how it looks like currently. Last day of summer.

I'm gonna start clearing out a big area in the 1st day of fall for an improved barn, coop and space for at least 100 seeds.

Do NOT bully Renata.

The mod that forever BTFO'd every single NPC mod on Nexus.

I will steal her Frogun and pleasure myself with it!

you can never have enough wood in stardew

There's 2 stardew threads every day, at some point you have to be honest with yourself.

You're not doing bad. The first few seasons are a slow grow. Don't compare yourself to autistic min maxing fucks who don't even have fun and are stressed the entire time

I must know what is behind the mystery door in the treehouse!

That room will house Beebz's new gym.

You dont understand, I needed to be rich for Haley

Haley's a good simple girl underneath it all, she would've been happy with a couple fresh wildflowers

Just started up this game again on the Frontier Farm.

is that the SVE recommended map?

It's one that can be installed with SVE, yes. I don't care about the new characters but I really like the additions to the town that SVE gives.

I think it's what used to be the SVE farm a long time ago but got demoted

Grandpa's Farm is better except for the unremoveable fences

Some anon told me the same advice in another thread. Always plant a tree for every one you chop down.

literally zero virgin bachelorettes

Ew.

You just have to go younger.

you can pretty much make a new forest whenever you want with the tree fertilizer

All except Leah are virgins.

(X) Doubt

Bros!! I need some good mod recommendations that add a lot of content!
Pretty please.

Cope

Tree fertilizer uses too much Fiber to be relied upon heavily.

Is there a mod that lets me NTR and knock up the married women? I dont care about Pam but everyone else. I think Caroline already cheated with Mr.Wizard judging by Abigails hair color.

Is the co-op mode good?

Do little girls talk like this?

She is just a neeeeeeeeeeeeerd that reads books.

I thought the implication was that Caroline was the Wizard's daughter?

Only the bratty ones that need to be taught a long, hard lesson.

Waifu acquired.

I'm pretty sure she's just repeating what she read ad verbatim.

Nah man, you just have to get your design on. I had fun building a human farm and market for my vampire.

Forgot pic

The boy has good taste

The market is still a work in progress

get her pregnant

this game is a decade old

there is still no mod that makes Haley barefoot and wearing nothing but an apron when inside the house

That looks like it wouldn't be difficult to mod

You overestimate the footfag anon's talents.

Then where is it?

make your own

No, nigger filth. Make it for me while I scratch my nuts and sniff my fingers.

His brother already claimed Penny for himself

Is there like a good list of sequential things to shoot for? I got to year 3 on multi with a friend and we barely had time to do anything but tend to our farm there was like zero downtime and once the community centre was done the other content available was such a rush to play and we barely got anywhere

I know multiplayer is a bit harder because time goes so fast, but surely some of you have played it?

I need the nursery for that, right?

No one likes you, you're not funny, you are the reason we can't have SDV threads anymore. FUCK OFF.

I don't know. I'd do it if I knew how to mod.

Nigga are you stupid

Not very convincing when you say this in a thread where the first post is complimenting a deleted picture of a tranny from a previous thread that archived at 10 replies.

Alex hanging out in the back as both his straight and gay lover cuck him simultaneously

Found a way of working in peace and quiet

He never stood a chance once I showed her my iridium star parsnips

Getting ready to play modded with SV Expanded, thoughts on my character?

need grey in your hair

Fair, don't know if it's possible to do what within the character creator limitations.

Wouldn't The Mine be his favorite thing seeing as he yearned for it even as a child?

Looks more like the fat hippie from Severance.

The Jasposter is dead?

Sam probably doesn't even know what sex is

i'd give him a tug

idk sounds pretty gay, bro

Saying the forbidden name gets you auto flagged and sent on vacation by the jannies

Can someone tell me how to mod the game? I'm retarded

Damn boys, she wants fun but I'm just a tired farmer

stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide/Getting_Started

Play Path of Exile 2!

Why are you posting about this game now? Did some eceleb start playing it or something?

Did some eceleb start playing it or something?

Even better, I started playing it

No? The game is good and many play it. Other farm games would kill for this

What was the secret? Timing? Marketing? Did CA found a niche that studios overlooked or didn't care about?

Redesigning my sheds for aesthetics now that I don't need to maximize profits anymore. One more to go.

Damn, here I was thinking my farm looked good

Once you complete the community center then really everything else can be done whenever you want it. Nothing is all that strict. Here is a general list of post Community Center stuff.

-Mr Qi quest (start with a battery in the bus tunnel dropbox)
-Extra bundle in Joja Mart
-Skill mastery rewards
-Ginger Island
--Ginger Island walnuts
---Walnut room/perfection

Personally I burned out when I started my walnut collection. Might have gone better if I wasn't married. Always felt weird to abandon my wife to do island stuff.

No idea, but the game has somehow managed a gradual increase in player count for the past decade. It's done the complete opposite of what most games do.

quite indeed

This is nuts. Dude really captured lightning in a bottle.

seething at random bait for getting a massive five (5) replies

are you that hungry for attention? is a mere one or two people telling jasposters to fuck off not doing it for you anymore?

anon gets his panties in a twist over loli but is completely and perfectly fine with trannyposting

Every single time.

I'm not mad, you're mad

didnt expect much else but lol

Demon worship in my wholesome farming game, nice

The demonic shrine lets you troon out. Ape probably knew what he was doing there.

What happened to cause that spike? Sure looks like some big streamer started playing it

that's actually funny