That will be $90 plus tip

My dental care was free in my 20s. Meanwhile my wife grew up in Illinois and was 30,000 in debt for minor bridge work and abscess removal on three molars when she still lived in America.

You know how you guys mock the third world shithole to your south? We wear the same hat there.

What does the Nintendo DS have to do with this

wait do you guys tip?? so i was being rude all this time?

You do realize you can organize your inventory? Not defending Nintendo but this is just a meme. Give them shit for everything else they deserve.

Nintendo Derangement Syndrome
obviously

Nintendo DS stands for dual screen you fucking reatart

Im willing to pay 500USD for each first party game. Are you poor or something?

Genshin mogs this shit

Nintendo will spit in your games if you don't tip.

why not press Y while the menu is open?

It's true, I've literally never been in debt.

I've heard so much about this game, can you show me some gameplay?

After that election you just had, putting Trudeau's party right back into power because Canadians' pearly whites were bared in anger over some joke tweets by an American politician, you can hardly imagine how much you stand to be mocked in your smugness right now.

Fuckin bait n switch 2

Palworld logs this shit

Reminder that TotK is one of the most acclaimed and successful games of the past 30 years.

And one of my favorite games ever.

OP will never get over it.

menu opens on the exact item the player needs

TotK haters are low IQ retards lmao

How many years has OP been seething now?

3 years for TotK? 9 years for BotW?

70 + 10 = 90

consoledrones should be put to "sleep"

The only reason the remake did so well was because of viral marketing due to oblivion's inherent silliness and the fact that the game underneath the UE5 paintjob that was applied to is better than most of the slop coming out today, neither of those two things can be attributed to microsoft, if you want to see what a microsoft owned bethesda game looks like look at starfield.

Kill yourself, Aonumale

How do we stop Nintendo?

They didn't make it, it's a 20 year old game with a bloated coat of paint over it. It doesn't deserve to be worth more.

I don't think other developers are even trying.

Anon, I hate to break it to you but reviews mean absolutely nothing when it comes to nintendo games and TOTK proves that

Hey maybe this decade, Flint will get drinkable water lmao

I love how you purposely cut-off who wrote that shitty ass article LMAOOO, you tendies are such dishonest people it's insane

Schizo malding
Lmao
It's only been 3 years XDD

I wonder when we'll see the next Zelda masterpiece?

still seething 2 years later

You will never move on and Nintendo will never give a single shit about your opinion.

Vikki Blake

LMFAOOO!!!!!

3 three years later.

Anon Babbletrannies still can't name a better adventure game than my favorite.

look at this bussin gameplay boys frfr no cap

Grotesque UI and game design. I can’t believe this is from Nintendo. Then again I kind of can. Skyward Sword disillusioned me and I haven’t bought a Zelda game since
Its sad knowing nintendo has rewritten history and what it means to be a zelda game.

Maybe this decade you'll elect more than one prime minister. I don't know how drinkable your water is because I don't obsess over your news cycle.

Sucks to be you. Go play a shitter game. XDD

6102
I appreciate the free you and take this as your concession.

Like you guys have horror stories about drinking water if you visit Mexico, we have to warn our kids about shit when we travel to the bordering shithole to our south.

And, come on, don't pretend you guys don't get a kick out of your news being world news because of how important your economic sway is. Try to empathize a little.

The international community is at the mercy of your retarded whims. Its equal parts exciting and excruciating, wondering what shit you're going to drag us all into next.

Seething

two blowjobs is too much for a video game that will last you 100+ hours.

30 minutes of work for hundreds of hours. How is it a bad deal?

Can't wait to play the Deluxe Definitive edition on my shiny new Switch 2. I have NSO so the upgrade is free to me.

Its really amazing how shit totk is
I played BOTW as soon as it came out on the Wii U and loved it i completed it 2 times and did a ton of just fucking around just rushing to Hyrule Castle and killing Ganon on 3 hearts
It was one of the best games i have ever played because how fun it was
The game gives you so many options to deal with enemy encounters and solve the problems
I didn't mind that my weapons brake or that there was no reward for climbing up some tall mountains or whatever because the act of doing it was fun and rewarding in and of itself
Taking out an enemy Bokoblin camp was just fun to do so i did it and didn't mind losing some of my weapons
But Totk is just no fun for some reason
In many ways its just Botw 2 but it feels worse somehow
The crafting is just tedious and terrible to control on an controller and the creations you do create are just not as effective as the more mundane things you can do
The laser gun in totk is a good example on paper it sounds rad to kill your opponents with a laser gun but the weapon does barely any damage so its just a better idea to kill the enemy with your normal sword or bow and deal 5 times more damage that way
The difference between botw is that all the different options you had in that game where equally efficient
Sneaking into a camp while everyone is sleeping and taking all your enemies out that way is not only fun its also one of the best ways to deal with them early on in the game when you dont have much resources and are low on health
Spending hours to build some cool looking construction that does nothing significant and blows up after 5 minutes is just not fun

lol

Fake

Wow............ how did Nintendo achieve this?

Free

Pays Shittendo the goyscription fee

lol

NO NO NO IT'S FAKE PLEASE OH GOD IT HAS TO BE FAKE I CAN'T DO THIS IT HAS TO BE FAKE NINTENDO IS GOD THEY CAN'T DO NO WRONG NO NO NOOOO

Yes, FREE.
I've had NSO for years. So when Nintendo add new stuff, it's just new free stuff to. Feels good, you're obviously seething at at the fun I'll be having next month.

lmao

Kek he's completely mindbroken XDD.
Post make fake images, I wanna see you cope more lmao

Yet another shit tier thread from the usual shitposter.

it's not fake you brainwashed fanboy, look closely the shitch 2 version even added a small little rock... GOTY!!!! hahaha

It's fake schizo. You're seething

NSO is not free, you aren't being subtle any more

Nu-zelda is so fucking bad

um sweetie, you need to buy the expansion dlc too, which is extra. it doesn't come with the base purchase ;)

The updates don't cost me anything. Seethe harder.

TotK would be flawless if the fuse ability was for weapons/items only.

It doesn't suit the narrative of his shitpost

TotK would be flawless if the fuse ability was for weapons/items only.

Why?

lmao they're still fucking seething over botw/totk.
I don't even care for those games, how do they live so rent free in people's heads?

Anon Babble is still mad lol

The juggernaut success of BotW is the biggest prolonged nonstop assfucking this board has ever endured. They were seething about TotK for years before it even released.

TotK BTFO the industry all over again

The generation is basically over and zelda has 2 of the top 5 games. Anon Babble is gonna be pissed about zeldas comeback forever.

try harder darren

Because fusing monster horns to weapons completely eliminates the "I don't want to burn all my weapons killing this trash mob" problem because it makes killing monsters replenish your weapon supply.

All other nuts & bolts uses for fuse trivializes most puzzles.

He's right though. Both BotW and TotK are amongst the most acclaimed and successful games of the past 30 years. Why do you hate great video games.

ok

Nah. Fuse allows for endless creativity. There's no "correct" way to tackle anything. It allows for complete player freedom. It's crazy how far ahead Nintendo is in terms of game design.

Meanwhile my wife grew up in Illinois and was 30,000 in debt

You guys will believe anything.

That's what the marketers put on the back of the box.

In actuality players develop a toolkit of a few combinations they use to solve everything. Scribblenauts and other games like it suffer from similar issues.

In actuality players develop a toolkit of a few combinations they use to solve everything.

Nope I was always trying new things. Sounds like I had more fun because I have a higher IQ. TotK rapes every other game in existence.

Tendie-slop

who fucking cares?

k

The sort button doesn't make the list shorter.
You fuckers will say "just press the sort button" but you guys are the samw fuckers refused to press the "realign" button in Skyward Sword and then bitched about the motion control

Sir, I helped her pay it off.

doesn't make the list shorter

list can be as long as it wants as long as you set up the first few slots as your hotbar

The inventory in this game easily sucks enough without making a disingenuous performance out of it. You can Sort By gear in order to not scroll so damn much.
At the best of times I think it helps the aesthetic of a live painting, but yeah it's often way too pale.
It's so ridiculously far from an untouchable, perfect game and yet it has such a dedicated seethe cult I don't understand. Even Sonic fans aren't this insane.

Sure.

Can't wait to play the Deluxe Definitive edition on my shiny new Switch 2. I have NSO so the upgrade is free to me.

This. Can't wait for next month.

Being a neet must be so fun. Genuinely envious of living such a sheltered, carefree life while still enjoying the ability to hold and share opinions like a real adult.

Real adults have insurance and don't get into 30k debt for minor procedures.

My guy. She had health insurance. She was in college still and was a shitty bronze tier plan offered by her work. Which did not offer dental, as is the norm in your backwards shithole.

Uh huh yeah.

BOTW is just OOT for zoomers

Genshin mogs this shit

BotW/TotK are peak Zelda

Fuckin bait n switch 2

It's gonna fun watching the cope and ass-sting next month.

Objectively hilarious interaction. On one hand I'm just a guy talking about the realities of living in the US as I've learned them from an outsider's perspective. And on the other, you. An American so detached from reality he's in denial when confronted with how far behind the rest of the world our health care and financial systems are. Classic.

Pedophile snoytranny thread

Yes I actually have experience living here and you do not.

You or her are lying about the figure or what she did. She is a complete irresponsible mess of a person (getting abscess's removed all over her mouth in college? Painting a clear picture of the pig you married and no doubt lack of insurance or foresight ) or she doesn't exist.

Pedophile thread

You are actually retarded. She has enamel hypoplasia. An extremely common enamel disorder that leaves people vulnerable to rapid tooth decay. I literally paid directly to the network that she owed. Whatever experience you have, its clearly fucking not enough since you don't even know what it can cost to actually work and live in your garbage dump of a country.

who is buying this? what do they look like?

Op is a pedophile, btw

You know what will be even funnier? seeing all the videos online showing what a broken mess the shitch 2 is, just like switch 1 you will see videos of broken, joycon's, buggy displays, the magnets holding that cheap plastic shitbox together not working... oh man I can't wait until tendies get exposed yet again

half a dozen consoles out of 6 million are faulty

Oh no

Whatever experience you have

It's the average experience. Get insurance from work or otherwise and live happy comfortable life. It's not hard at all and no I'm not rich or even middle class. I've never known a single person with your little reddit horror story in real life. Oops my mouth is rotting out at age 20 at no fault of my own and my insurance says I owe 30k! Lol please. She tells you everything you want to hear because you're a retarded leaf who loves a good america bad story.

Why is this pedophile so mentally ill? And in hindsight, those early worries are all lies

BOTW is just OOT for zoomers

But OoT is good.

those early worries are all lies

youtu.be/Cb-srOfRqNc?si=CXHHHcjcJjH16T6C

Why are you such a pedophile, Eric? And yes, in hindsight that video is 100 percent embarassing lies

Fuck you, Cody.

Why are you a pedophile, Eric?

Seek ye the wisdom of the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo

Why are you such a pedophile, Eric?

Im trans and my favorite Zelda game is botw

sorry to hear that but this game definitely changed people for the worse

Why are you such a pedophile, Eric?

I skull fucked OP's grandma and my favorite Zelda game is Wind Waker

tfw your name actually is Eric but so far the pedophile accuser hasn't tagged you so you're safe

lmfao
nintendrajeets btfo

and by shitposter i assume you mean the trannyjanny who allows these dogshit threads to stay on the catalog since everyone forgot about this fotm ubislop and controversial marketing is the only way to remind people it exists

Why are you such a pedophile, Eric?

you'll survive, nintendrajeet

Why are you such a pedophile, Eric?
That snoytranny cope flopped when you had a meltdown yesterday ;)

Why are you such a pedophile, Eric?

this but unironically
didn't really play totk so I might buy the switch 2 ver

Im willing to pay 500USD for each first party game. Are you poor or something?

Eric the pedophile needs a break to Ai generate to massive text dumps to post in a row