I'M BLOONING

Why is this hot

MONKEY FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

HIV

the perfect hiding place...

ywn get captured and forcibly rimmed & milked by a squad of renegade monkes led by ezili

rimmed

Disgusting

i know right, those monkes are filthy. they use their feet to give handjobs

SEX WITH BAD'S FAT PUFFY BLOONGUSSY

traitor, kill this man now

No no no it's all part of the plan, we get the bloons addicted to cock and make them join us

I will singlehandedly supply bloons for the next map to come out by inseminating each and every MOABs sent to deploy there

some people are sexually narrow minded, I wish to never meet any of you irl

Fuck off Hive Queen.

druidplap
sniperplap

how does he do it, seriously

laying prone

i wont post it but if you know you know

I know exactly which webm you are referring to

Shlop shlop shllrpt *lick*

not the one i was referring to actually. the one image by miso souperstar. should i risk the thread by posting it (cropped)?

oh that one
jannies haven't been deleting shit in these threads recently so decide for yourself if it's worth it

lays prone

recoil from the rifle gives enough force to push him back onto your cock

one round's worth of plapping a 2-0-5 sniper monkey would destroy your pelvis.

test

A single Cripple MOAB shot and you're done

ALRIGHT FUCK IT

Consider
superplap

HAHAHAHAHAHA ITS ALREADY ON DISCOUNT

Somehow I am not surprised.

it'll cripple more than just the moab but it would be worth it.

nice

Get crippled

Go to hospital filled with sexy monkey nurses

Hell yeah

recovery takes more than twice as long because the monkey nurses (and doctors) wont stop draining all the potassium out of your banana

i would be in heaven

Female nurse and male doctor sucking your cock together

Imagine...