Here’s your new Pokemon bro

Agree, no idea why they didn't make him a smoldering coal instead of just having a stack of them.

all pokemon based on human-made things suck, there I said it. only acceptable ones are purely digital pokemon like porygon.

thats not even the worst one

Pokechads barely acknowledge any other series besides Digimon. You faggots need to stop acting like you're oppressed, you're not children on the playground anymore.

name one thing that exists for over a decade that doesnt went to shit

Based

LE VELINEEEEEEE

Every generation of Pokemon had a few retarded designs, even gen 1. And I'm willing to overlook those retarded designs, as long as we keep getting sex cats.
The real crime against the series is how utterly unbalanced Gen 9 is. Some of the paradox mons are absolutely retarded broken, and I struggle to understand how Gamefreak failed to realize that a mon with 135 attack and speed is a bad idea.

Coal

Human made thing.

Fetal alcohol syndrome yoshi is a fucking mood.

Paradox Pokemon are balanced against Ultra Beasts Urshifu etc a lot of you guys make the mistake of thinking all the non-restricted Pokemon are supposed to be equally strong when they're not.

It’s preevolution has a mine cart bottom, right?

Coal with a wheel->Coal Cart->Coal furnace

Coalossal still confuses me because of how the line goes from coal with a wheel, to a minecart, and to whatever the hell this is rather than a coal powered steam train or some other vehicle. At least the G-Max form makes some sense being a furnace, but it still looks fucking ridiculous.

Trvthnvke

orthworm is actually more pokemon than most of the past decade of mons released, it's blue goo living inside a giant steel case shaped like a worm

I have to assume a lot of it is sunk cost fallacy. Another is tribalism, pokemons gimmick of collecting enemies to make a party, while not its own was first seen in pokemon by many, and because of that and other factors, it's easy to just write off all the games that get that label as a rip-off. Quick tangent: It's silly that the one "ripoff" people know of: Digimon, is the one definitely isn't.
Also there's the fact pokemon is retardedly easy and the most popular thing like ever. So people will just lack a frame of reference for everything when talking about stuff outside of pokemon.

illegal game that steals designs and violates valid Nintendo patents is good because.....?????

Tendie needs to lie to make the other side seem bad

Lmao

Scarlet was good because of how easy it is to be under leveled

yeee

I feel like it should have put some blue in the mouth or the eyes to make that a little clearer.

He's pretty cool

You're gonna look silly when Nintendo wins their lawsuit and Palworld is forcibly removed from everyone's steam libraries, and the devs have to pay for damages done to their IP. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

wtf how did you do this

Digichads keep winning by not adding a million useless rehashes

Might as well just have Agumon in every game, than an increasingly worse knockoff each time

Revengetard

Of course it's you. Two more weeks surely it will happen! Kek

Liar, there's like 13 omegamon. And only 2 of them are cool.

I think the blue tendrils are just a weird technology thing that GF added for some reason, Orthworm itself is definitely based on the Iberian Worm Lizard regardless of that.

Still better than the shit that is goldengo

Looks kino af.
Get fucked snoy tranny.

looks much better in this art than the in game model

Half of the gen IX pokemon look like somebody's first Krita project

Waaahh waaahh! i'm tired of these anthromons!

Okay then have this animalistic-looking worm that doesn't look like a fursuit

WAAAAAHHH!!! NOT LIKE THAT!!!!

Fucking retards all of you

Ultra beast apologist here I think the UBs are a lot more balanced than the paradox pokemon most are fairly balanced with the most broken one being Naganadel mostly because of nasty plot and Kartana. Also there is a lot less of them, gamefreak really dropped almost 2 dozen paradox pokemon with the same two abilities and an item that gives them a boost for coming out of the pokeball.

trvke

We endorse IP theft on this website

I don't mind that it looks dumb, there are a lot of dumb, ugly pokemon. But this one has a cool ability that I wish was given to something I actually liked

Too many bipeds

On one hand I completely agree with you on the balance problems of Paradox mons.
On the other I love Scream Tail like she was my own daughter.

It's a robot worm! :D

Orthworm is great. Only issue I have with it is that the normal variant is disappointingly small compared to the Titan.

Orthworm is great.

the absolute state of nu-fans that sustain the treadmill of shit with glee.

We all know your favorite gen is one of the zoomer ones. No need to try so hard, you'll never be an oldfag.

Wouldn't you drop in from time to time if you got to live somewhere rent-free?

fridge

bridge*

god fucking dammit anon, it does look like the gabibbo

Not really. Palworld isn't even a game. It's a tech demo. How's that PVP btw? It's been well over a year. Surely the online PvP game has online PvP like the devs said.

Not really.

Ultrabeasts aren't less powerful, per se, but each of them has a glaring weakness to exploit. Paradox pokemon are more balanced, overall.

Ultrabeasts are NOT pokémon and i'm not moving out of this hill

that's a penis

GENWUNNER GENWUNNER GENWUNNER GENWUNNER GENWUNNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Objectively correct

not bad! I can tell why it took you 2 hours.

Are you seriously trying to gatekeep a spambot shitposting thread?

JUST RIKE MY FAVOURITE HITACHIS

Peanusweanus, I choose you!

image made of 80% pokemon color swaps

lmao

OMG its the Gal dino!

here's a much better pokemon from the same generation

Gimmickmons are all invariably shit. Dondozo/tatsugiri is no better than plusle/minun were.

Plusle and minun’s gimmick doesn’t even work nowhere near the same

Pokefag is retarded

And water is wet!

I can see the designs are complete shameless ripoffs from a company that explicitly said they only desire to create ripoffs

so i must be a pokemon fan

I havent played pokemon since the gameboy, but do keep dickriding the devs that tricked you into paying 30 bucks for an unfinished ark reskin.

Dondozo can and does function well without Tatsugiri
Plusle and Minun can't even function together

Least disingenuous pokefaggot

is water wet or does it just make stuff wet?

it just make things wet

love dogs

caught a shiny one my first playthrough in the first route

tanky as fuck

noises it makes when attacking are adorable

I love this little guy like you wouldn't believe

Man, old pokemon look like THIS?

Palworld mogs pokemon even though it has to steal designs from pokemon

Uhhh what did he mean by this...?

It does.
The pals are hit or miss, but as far as gameplay goes it absolutely shits on SV.
If anything the only reason I believe ZA will be worth a damn is because of how blatantly they mogged pokemon.

Wanted a cool bug/ground earthworm that evolved into a dune style sandworm for so long

We get this thing instead

Why does gamefreak fumble so hard...