GOTY

GOTY.

Kojimbo

making anything decent these days

lol
lmao even

it won the most game of the year awards in 2019 lmao just because your ADHD zoomer brain needs gunshots and explosions every few minutes...

Postman Simulator 2 : The Walkening

so what gay shoegaze music will I have to endure during my 50 mile hike this time?

so he still has a baby he needs to carry?

kojima single handedly saving the japanese birth rate

The game is not what you think it is. People are so not ready for this game, a few weeks ago journos got to play the game for the whole week and were allowed to play up to 30 hours! This is extremely unheard of to play in a preview event for this long. If you think this game will just be a delivery sim where you go from A to B then you're very mistaken. Kojima has been cooking hard the last 6 years and we all get to hear about it on may 8.

Yes

press X to breastfeed

Repeat after me Anon Babblenpcs
It's okay when Japan does it

i swear i read this same shilling for the first death stranding

I got kojimboed one too many times to trust him now, MGS 4 and V were the last straw

if you honestly believe that seek fucking help

Amnesia: Rebirth is about motherhood being shit, and Death Stranding is about fatherhood being rad as hell.

MGSV is the best 3rd person game of all time, the shit you can do is truly outstanding. Konami wanted them to make the game for old hardware that's why it took his team so damn long, because getting MGSV to work on ps3 was almost impossible and painstakingly difficult, it had nothing to do with money, all those rumors about kojima wasting money are all fake

mgs4 is the best kojima game, zoomer retard

actually it was konami enforced cross gen compat

This
People point at Kiefer Sutherland and licensed songs but by that logic Death Stranding should have cost billions. The game was simply held back by ps3 and it made the development harder than it should have been.

Death standing is the most zoomer game ever made though

How?

HOLY SHIT HE'S PUTTING GLOVES ON THE BABY'S HANDS! Man the level of detail in Kojima games is truly unmatched, maybe Rockstar Games comes close but they have thousands of people working on the game. I still remember the ice cubes melting in MGS2 on a fucking PS2!

game about being a strung out old retard who walks outside touching grass

zoomers don't have the attention span to enjoy DS, it was made for millennials

You play Kojima's games?
You are brown.

What's crazy is Dan Ryckert said on the last bombcast, "without breaking embargo but *pause* that game's weird", I mean no shit Death Stranding is weird, why would he even say that? nah man this game will be even more crazier than the first one, he also said he was surprised how lose the restrictions after the embargo lifts are, does that mean he's pretty much free to talk about everything that happens in the first 30 hours?? like WHAT?

30 hours was enough to finish the first game while just doing the main content

Seeing her preggers tits was nice everything else sucked

Is there any chance of cliff unger returning? I know that he's dead but he's the main reason why I even played death strading, such a cool character, especially after you hear diehard's confession about why he shot him in the past.

ikr? this game must be absolutely MASSIVE! but why would Kojima let journos reveal so much about the game? he's been so secretive the whole time, Dollman's VA said at TGS "you can do so many things with Dollman, maybe you can even throw him" and then Kojima immediately interrupted him saying "aaah stop, spoiler alert, that's a huge spoiler".
I really don't understand the reason behind letting journos play for 30 hours and then let them freely talk over a month before the game comes out, what is Kojima's reason behind this?

absolute zero chance, kojima already said he's not coming back but he's very grateful to Mads for being part of this. Mads probably said no this time but that Luca Marinelli dude could be a great replacement, he's an awesome actor

That's a shame, it wouldn't make sense for him to return anyway I don't think but its still a shame, the parts where he showed up were the best scenes in the whole game in my opinion. I don't think anyone could replace him realistically since mads just works perfectly for this type of character, you can't replace him that easily

Glad it's not coming to PC day one. This way I'll have time to wrap up things.

Yeah I agree but "Stranded Snake" will be a completely different character so it's fine but yeah Mads was fucking awesome in the first game

nice textures kojimbo

Try harder, this is from months old footage and the game isn't even finished yet. Let's do this comparison again with the final version.

Which is still far from a good game.

filtered.

Kojikino is back in less than two months

So stoked. Looks like puppetry is going to be a big symbolic theme this time.

Same bro, I can't freaking wait.

Really need to get around to finishing my 2nd playthrough. Just got the Heatman's lab

Wow... Look at all that empty space to walk through... Wow...

Unironically, what I want most from the the sequel is more walking through empty spaces. You hook up to the network and suddenly there's so much shit. I just wanna walk.

I'm guessing pre-order numbers are low cause zoomi tiktok brains can't handle the gameplay loop of the first game so now Kojima has to reveal that this game will be a completely different experience. I wouldn't be surprised if we see on may 8 preview titles like "This game isn't what you think it is", it sucks that he has to reveal this shit but the game needs to sell somehow and if this is what it takes to get peoples attention then yeah so be it

Have you tried going outside?

I played this game already, it was called Starfield.

says the faggot which skin is probably whiter than his rooms wall

energy zone

It'll win the GOTY award because Geoff cannot stop himself from huffing Kojima's farts. The game will be a boring walking simulator where literally all anyone does when talking about the game is post screenshots from cutscenes.

Oh is that so, then why didn't Death Stranding win against Sekiro hm? Geoff has nothing to do with who wins the awards you fucking idiot.

Touch some grass. You don't need a videogame to experience shit walking mechanics.

zoomers grew up on kojimbo games you retarded shitskin

are you an actual fucking retard? MGS came out in 1998, most zoomers weren't even alive at this time

no comeback

thought so bitch, don't talk about shit you have no idea about, fucking smartass zoomtroon

Death Stranding is literally a masterpiece. I rarely use this term but if you didn't like Death Stranding you got filtered.

based fellow porter