Why are Indians like this?
Why are Indians like this?
I hope the bonfires are toilets
NOOO YOU CAN'T ASSAULT THE HECKIN' WOMEN WE DO THAT ALL THE TIME IN GTA BUT UHHH WHEN INDIANS DO IT IT'S WRONG
Simps are so sad.
The toilets are the antagonist actually
Dark stools
Bloodyborne
Elden Singh
Pookong
Lies of Poo
Anything else?
What should the names for usual Souls features be in this game, bonfires, Souls etc. I think levelling up should be called doing the needful
Elden Shit
Should have showed bobs and vegane...
Cooking Mama: India edition
Basically Cooking Mama makes those foods from the jet webms
Saarkiro
What’s wrong with assaulting women?
Sarskiro
Jeet*
the whole game is blightown
Bold statement coming from an indian team of developers. Once you reach the bottom it's just a designated shitting street
because they are literally a biological weapon designed over millenia to decrease worldwide IQ
Turds of the Fallen
Banchod Vein
nta, but pajeets turn the few toilets they have there into shrines, so it would make sense of a toilet shrine as a checkpoint
If I was an unoriginal jeet, it would be those little roadside shrines you see scattered around india.
Im sure there will be video game discussion in this thread
UNLEASH THE BOB AND VAGENE
Another man´s shit
Poo-long, fallen dynasty
Saars of the fallen
Pictures of Modi smiling with the word "Progress" in Hindi right next to the community shitting hole
not the hecking womarino!!!!
oh mortal kombat and every other game is fine doe
Jeet GODS will NOT be deterred.
Looking forward to it.
Reddit is on a different site and sometimes Anon Babble
I dont get it
what were they meant to do?
Eat curry with your hands in front of a loud dirty street filled with rats to get the full Indian experience
not paintng the water brown
its another india hate thread
Will India redeem themselves with this game?
Game's currency instead of souls will be google gift cards
Estus Flask will have cow piss. You can refill from the cows on every level
Scammer and Poop thrower will be viable classes
There is an entire level where you fight a haunted train as a boss
There will be a giant white woman sitting in a Temple, similar to dark souls 1
Modi will be a game's npc that will talk to him in order to level up
Street food crafting from scavenging garbage as a mechanic
Stealth level where you are covered in poo and you have to kill a bunch of guys in the forest
A level where you have to go through Ganges river, and get poison status effect
It has what it takes to be a proper saar kino
left a comment on the video due to last thread
200 or so likes
replies are pajeets basically saying no u bloody bastard
Another reason why Anon Babble need flags
If the game doesn't take itself too seriously and does more goofy shit like that hairflip dodge from the trailer it has the potential to be good.
Like 75% of the reason souls-like are shit is that they all try to pull the zansibart forgive me shit.
there are fuck tons of desperate indian women everywhere now. They are seemingly the only women I match with on dating sites which is a major blow to my ego lol
Don't make me redeem this rahjesh
anon... that's not it not taking itself seriously, jeets unironically think that's the coolest shit ever
Imagine just how much better the world would be if all Indians died tomorrow
I live in Hamburg so its either Chink or Indian students in my case.
Bollywood cringekino? Shit, that's even more fun.
Someone post the slow mo hair swish
Anons, I just cleared the Call Center level and one of the tech supports dropped an Exalted Google Play Card ($500), do I redeem it for the boss or save it for the Durgasoft dungeon?
Can you carry them to the Brampton DLC?
that's an obvious troll post though
Don't take it personal. Things are tough right now with the internet. Women get an overwhelming amount of male attention on a daily basis. It's made a lot of them entitled. There's probably nothing wrong with you, you're just not the 7/10 rich chad that they expect.
How did you beat him? The hold times don't let me attack.
I thought the "please do the needful" thing was an overblown meme until I started working for an indian company and getting corporate emails saying that exact phrase, word for word. Was kinda surreal to see but I couldn't help but burst out laughing the first time I saw it.
Lords of the Dropings
woman worship thread
boring
poison swamp zone is the Ganges
kek
giant white woman
I will now buy your game.
Kek
You work for an indian company
You shouldn't be laughing at anything man
when you've seen so many memes that a simple good morning is enough to send your sides into orbit
Good morning Sir.
Also
When you die you become a lower caste, browner pajeet, but when you redeem the holy poo you become a high caste pajeet with lighter brown skin
Bosses will always feature a spontaneous dance feature in the end
High level enemies are Briton colonialists
Elephants can stomp your head
Kasingh, the last brahminzerker
good morning sirest of sirs!
Saarkiro: Shadars Loo Twice
Shit Myth: Loo Wrong
Code Scam
Microsoft Shite Simulator
final boss is the Juggernaut
true ending requires you to defeat the first Aryan flying in on a golden chariot
taking a selfie with a white woman tourist grants you huge temporary stats
but a horde of other indian npcs also want the same stat
TOILET FLUSHED
Ghost of Poopei
Shadow of Poop
The Shitter 3: Wild Poop
Crusader Saars
I mean, we're practically a standalone branch in an entirely different region with next to zero communication with the actual corporate poojeets in management. I think you could cut me some slack, but I'm not here to convince you so whatever.
not pooing on the street first
one job
Poo'd in Loo
If you're fast enough to tell him you're friends with one of the sars of higher management then you win. He's not immune to fear status effect.
Stealing this idea for my game, thanks.
The thing is Americans see it as funny and entertainment but Indians relate to it
Resident Needful
Had an extremely similar experience, but every time "do the needful" showed up in an email chain I died a little more inside. If it wasn't happening to me, it would have been hilarious. Comedy is just tragedy from a distance, as they say.
There is something cosmically horrifying about imagining myself being stuck in india
surely things wouldnt be that bad if you were a white person in india, like you could perhaps acquire a harem or something and enslave the local population
then if you're an indian in india your brain would be suitably small to tolerate the conditions and you'd be happily eating cow dung off the restaurant table
I am white, the idea of being around all that filth just makes me want to scream, I will never fault someone for being born to bad conditions, but you don't have to literally shit on everything and burn it all down.
It's a curse
Crazy that the indians are not only actually like the memes, but even proud of it
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSS WE IS FIRST LEADING GAME DEVELOPER COMPANY COUNTRY IN DA WOOOOOOOAAAARLLD!!!!!
However if you try to make a game true to life you get shouted down as racist.
I picked up a critically acclaimed novel by an indian author, praised for its writing, but not three pages in, the narrator talked about doing the needful and I could go no further
CARD REDEEMED
To think people say the British were wrong to try to clean that place up a bit. Look at it now without them. Piles of trash everywhere, the stench of human fecal matter wafts the air the moment you reach civilization, roving gangs of youths are liable to rape you if you're a woman. Or a man, or livestock, apparently they're very liberal in their targets.
It's honestly fascinating how India hasn't completely collapsed again given just how shit and corrupt the country as a whole is.
i wish someone would make a street shitting game and release it as a freebie
LIZARD RAPED
Well, a dungheap couldn't possibly turn any shittier, so how could they technically collapse further?
Industrialization and exploitation of cheap labor ruined any possibility of the people managing to create an ideal country. I admire the brave souls planting trees there, but it is a futile effort when lakes and rivers are biochemically dead.
saar...
Dark Stools is best
vandals think they're better than street shitters
Will there be a head bobbing emote?
Threads shitting on traditionally white nations are accepted and nobody defends the country in question (unless it's the US because of how thin skinned they are, but that's another topic)
Thread making fun of backwards third world countries have all the bleeding hearts crying in them
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
another make fun of Indians thread so funny so original
meanwhile Indians
have just landed on the moon, something Americans had to fake and no other country could do
have no tarriffs placed on other countries, so our people don't pay more for imports like Europeans and Americans do
have the largest average income among American men
own more tech companies and are CEOs of the vast majority of western companies
the forefront leaders of AI and software
own the majority of Canada and control London with an iron fist
fastest growing interracial coupling is Indian male/white female
largest population in the world, meaning we have sex while you don't
You bow to us. Don't forget your place.
I thought the IT department being all Indians thing was a meme until I started working for a company that was all white guys until I entered the IT department as part of my welcome tour and it was literally all indian guys. I worked very hard not to laugh at that moment.
we need aspergers flags not country flags to be quite honest
To be fair if you live in a shit hole like Moldova or Brazil and insult living conditions in the United States you deserve to be chastised.
It's funny to see their women are just as bad as the men for pretending white people are attracted to them. Seriously, what the fuck?
Your place would be in the toilet if you even had those.
"We?" How are you involved?
Yet you still can't discern the function of a toilet. Curious, pajeet. Very curious.
Park Shitter Fantasy: ver. PRANJEET
Train final boss?
those names
Kek
Literally impossible
own the majority of Canada
the Chinese beat you to that
I thought the shieeeet phrase was bullshit but I heard an elderly black woman in Walmart yelling that while on her phone.
Code Stains
E = mc^2 + AI limit
what
Benchodborne
that's the same game? i thought there were two coming out because one was about a cop or something and the other had a fantasy theme. this is shaping up to be the most ironically streamed game in twitch's history.
HWAT
You're thinking of Project Madras.
youtube.com
POOPERPOWER BY TVENTY FARTY SAAAAR
stealing threads from facebook now
Shiver me timbers
But posting from Twitter and Reddit is okay
Should a nuke be dropped in india to purge this "human" filth? They do more harm than good to people and the ecosystem.
its another india hate thread
This looks like something Kojima would post.
There's an American actor who basically plays every British bad guy in Bollywood, he seems to have it made
who indians or women?
theyd get more pussy than the average indian desu
I don't know where that was even implied in my post
Indians have been ultra sensitive since the kitboga thing. If it's the case of a libtard that feels bad for them: they just haven't been called up by scam call centers every day of the week enough to hate the country of India. To pretend like they have it rough is never an accurate statement. That's why the catching scammers videos are so popular in the first place, because it's relatable to everyone.
if this game doesn't let me parry a fucking incoming train I'm not pirating it
I work for Amazon seller and the amount of Indians I get is mindblowing and they are all as the stereotypes suggest, the pajeetas in particular since they go into hysterics
the pajeetas in particular since they go into hysterics
do tell
refuse to show testicles
virginity stolen
DO NOT REDEEM
work in hospital
half of my patients are pajeets that expect me to kiss the ground they walk on or complain that we don't do enough to serve them
every single old indian man headbobs uncontrollably
Why the fuck do they do that
asking you to constantly do things for them because they are way too fucking lazy even though it's not something we do and they know
SAAAR SAAAR SAAR SAAAR PLS SAAAAR
if they don't get what they want they start begging
the women tend to lose their shit screaming
It's pretty funny to provoke them too.
I once had a crazy bitch legitimately scream like she was getting killed, they are all fucking insane.
Americans are so afraid of Mexicans like Jeets aren't the ones that are stealing all their jobs, the mexicans just want to do blue collar stuff, jeets are buying up all the mom and pop businesses and stealing all your office jobs
Redeemed.
There are some decent Indian indie games
Asura
store.steampowered.com
Raji An Ancient Epic
store.steampowered.com
Kurukshetra Ascension
store.steampowered.com
Mortal Smell
KEK
what
you're boned when even fellow jeets don't know what the fuck you're talking about
The First Redeemer Khasingh
You know those flashlights you have to shake to get working?
That.
mandatory dung eater joke goes here
For me, it's the fucking headbob
Nansassin's creep
I can't fucking wait for the Steam comments on this game lmao.
I never thought I'd get to play a realistic India simulator.
ai generated logo
asset flip
clipping
street lit
YOU DEFECATED
yeah, this is the natural state of things when we see indians.
Chud is looksmaxxing in prison.
Do you think he knows about the memes?
I did this, the girl was Nepalese though.
a nuke
You vastly overestimate the power of a single nuke
someone post the albert einstein copypasta
Prince of Poosia
Huniepoop
No Man's Street
Needful for Speed
If you're stuck in customer service hell long enough you can eventually get redirected to a white girl in Ireland or Northern England who sorts the problem in two minutes.
girl
sorts it in two minutes
yeah nah
Indians don't get pussy they take it
Shit Wars: Delhi Survivor
Shitman: Absolooless
Gotta say the environments look very realistic. Of course it's optimized like poo shit so it runs at 5 fps, but still, nice graffix in that background
White women have and extra 25 IQ points on average compared to Indians. Most of them aren't even capable of comprehending the problem your calling about.
and extra
your calling about
anon..............you aight?
a nuke would make all the shit in the streets go up in the air so the eco-system would be way worse
I haven't slept in 36 hours.
SAARH..... your woman... it is mine.....
y tho