Literally the worst RPG of all time

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Sharteens do I fit in yet?

the parry timing is too small. Usually I can play parryslop or rollslop while I'm sleepy or relaxed but I gotta be focused to land my parries in this game.

They overdid it so fucking bad.

Nobody wants such sweaty difficultyfaggot mechanics in a turn-based games.

Chrono Trigger

it's a fun mechanic but it's not fun when I'm sleepy. I wanna play but I'm sleepy right now so I can't play.

Don't care, still love Maelle

It's fine. I'm 33 myself and I beat the game and most side content on expert without issue and only parrying.

good thing is actually... LE BAD!

riveting

The game isn't fucking good, retard.

Yeah, true. It's amazing. best game I've played in literal years (not even joking either.)

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That's the 2nd worst RPG of all time.

It's FF fans malding that a french company came out of nowhere and BTFO their entire franchise. Square Enix games were never good.

Pic very much related, mr. redditor

E33 fags can never remain consistent.

Half the time you're saying

OUR GAME IS SO LE HECKIN EPIC, IT'S LIKE CLASSIC FINAL FANTASY AND PERSONA COMBINED!!!

The other half, you are saying

OUR GAME IS BETTER THAN ALL JRPGS, ESPECIALLY THOSE FUCKING GARBAGE WEEB GAMES LIKE FF AND PERSONA!!!

Just admit you're tourists who hate real JRPGs.

I don't think it's unbeatable, especially with how OP you get in Act 3, I just wanna play while I'm sleepy, I'm almost a 30 year old boomer too unfortunately

the Robert Pattinson looking mf dies mid game

why should I even bother to train him?

Stfu Rebirthfag

Listen to the sound clue. Almost all attacks have it and I could parry most attacks without seeing them before just by listening.

Ideall, you don't know that when playing.

Verso inherits his level, weapon list and lumina count.

Lunar Dragon Song exists.

idk if my pc is shit and lagging something but sometimes the sound cues feel off. Like I have muted the game during some fights and became much more consistent with the parries

I like it and I've played more and better jrpgs than you

1 Euro has been deposited into your account.

Use dodge then fucking faggot. The dodge timing is fucking huge.

Then why is it rated like 9 to 10 pretty much fucking everywhere by both critics and users?

every single person who played it loved it

it's actually le bad

Sure thing buddy

Paid shills.

Actually you can find huge numbers of people who played the game and hated it because of the garbage parrying and dodging mechanics.

filtered

You can't call it slop if you're too shit. Just admit you're fucking garbage and either learn or put it on story mode. Anon Babble is so fucking casual, I swear. You dickheads do this for every single game that requires a modicum amount of skill.

Square Enix games were never good.

No, they were good. That's the worst part because we know they fell.
I love Persona and 33 though? Metaphor was fine.

It shouldn't be a requirement to master real-time action-based Soulslike mechanics in order to beat a game which markets itself as as "TRADITIONAL TURN-BASED JRPG".

It's not. Just go full defensive build.

garbage parrying and dodging mechanics.

Skill issue
Bro, if you're getting filtered by an optional mechanic then just ignore that mechanic altogether. I like the mechanic, I managed to get parries consistently on attacks that I had never seen before, anyone that calls them bad has massive brain damage and got objectively filtered
Just level up HP and defense and play it as if you were playing literally any other turn based RPG then. The game ALLOWS you to do that you fucking fucktard

It's amazing how the Mario & Luigi games had the exact battle system for nearly 2 decades and this is the first time ever that people have started massively shitting on the dodge/parry mechanics. Hell, Brothership just released last year and NO ONE compared that shit to dark souls even though the game does demand you to get perfect dodges all time if you want to unlock the special gear from the achievements

Skill issue

This proves you are a tourist.
Only Soulsslop cultists say things like this. JRPG fans don't.

Listen to a minute of this you Expedition 33 soundtrack tards -

youtu.be/XTQSFzmZROs?si=gC2Ff8nrUfF9_1-q&t=271

You hear that catchy sound calling to you? You know what that is? That's melody. That's what makes music memorable. Your generic orchestral music that you like so much from Dark Souls 3 and Expedition 33, I can understand it being nice to listen to but let's get some musical taste ok.

cultists

Found the upset tendie

JRPG fans don't.

This tendie tourist has never entered a single SMT thread

Is it true all the women have short hair cosmetics?

This post DEMOLISHES and DESTROYS the Emasculation 33 tards.

33

we get it masons your gay and retarded and jewish and your God is a tranny furry nigger

Your generic orchestral music

you very clearly know nothing about the games soundtrack

yes I did a full short hair party

Sounds like shit

Sounds exactly like your typical E33 track you fucking moron
At least post some genuine vidya soundtrack kino like youtube.com/watch?v=iYvC1UpDPrg if you're trying to act smart

E33 is going to win the best soundtrack of the year award and that will make you mad, sad

Yeah, you can even go completely bald

Only Soulsslop cultists say things like this. JRPG fans don't.

I say that shit every time some pokefag defends the inclusion of mandatory expshare in the new shitty games

you very clearly know nothing about the games soundtrack

It doesnt have one memorable song. Sorry but just because it has 'muh epic' opera music doesnt mean its good

The only bad parts are the samey corridors and the fucking volleyball minigame.

its pretty shit. unreal engine slop with shit story, characters and story.

the new cope is just "b-b-but the game is too hard"

Now that's just pathetic. Please go back to the "muh turnbased combat is bad" cope, it's far less humiliating

E33 is not a real turn-based game. It's a Soulslike that progresses in turns.

it's "souls like" if you're obsessed with trying to parry fucks on the first go.

You need to parry or else you basically can't beat the game.

This, holy shit. The game has so many builds for every playstyle. If you're a turbo shitter then make Lune a tanky healer to raise your bitch ass from the grave.

I can't believe that Mario & Luigi Super Star Saga was a soulslike all along...

tfw 8 year old me was constantly getting 1 shot after missing a single dodge because I always leveled up power

Shit, how the hell did it take me this fucking long to realize it?

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Why would you do that?

youtube.com/watch?v=TcEdif_2PNY

Sure, for somebody like Simon who's more of a post game boss. it ultimately depends on your build.

Source?

Your skill is too small.
Don't demand that the game stoop to your low level - demand more of yourself and rise up to the challenge.

Soulslike

What the fuck is a soulslike anymore? This game has completely mindbroke retards

They hate Fromsoft, and they hate this game too. So they claim is game is soulslike

It’s over Yoshi

Even the people who love this game call it Souls-influenced and compare it favorably to Sekiro

Could use dodges or turn down to story difficulty

Could even use an Energizing pain build if you are somehow so strapped for AP

Bitches anyway because "I so eepy, need everything to cater to cozy"

Fuck off.

you're wrong, but that's okay.

Literally the only souls like elements that are in the game are being able to refresh consumables at a checkpoint and upgrade materials. That's fucking it, there isn't even the famous mechanic of losing stuff when you die that pretty much every single souls like game has.
The rest of the game is literally just a Mario & Luigi game for fucks sake. Sekiro didn't invent parries for fucks sake

why is everyone allowed to have crazy eyes in this game but mass effect wasnt?

Western devs can't into RPGs.

I was playing up to act 2 and was wondering why the fights were so annoying, turned out I've been playing for hours without equipping any lumina abilities

The game needed an option to just hold a button to defend and receive decreased damage because people are clearly too fucking bad at video games

the game needed an option to play itself because

lmao. then it would just be like any other generic JRPG dude. fuck off.

I like E33's music and the piece you posted, problem?

It already is just with the only two options of winning in such decisive fashion that it was never a real fight or get wiped out. Any time a character dies from not dodging or parrying one move, I just restart the whole encounter

No, since it would be an extra option during combat
Faggots would defend and take the damage, normal people would always attempt going for dodges or parries instead

The game would appeal to everyone now. Just make it 10% reduced damage, it barely does anything but at least the massive fucking faggots would shut up

Just admit you're tourists who hate real JRPGs

This again? Didn't your goofy ass already get roasted in an earlier thread?

not even close if we're talking JRPGs, that one sonic game on DS is still one of the worse I've played but there's a whole landfill of japan only DOGSHIT we never got.

FF13 is 1000x the game that Goy Obscur: Emasculation 33 is.

I just restart the whole encounter

Sounds pretty autistic. I have my party members die constantly on expert but that's why I've turned my Lune into a dedicated heal slut that spams revives constantly. Battles are still go pretty fast despite that since the guys dying are built as glass cannons

People who dislike the game are either complete trash at games or outright haven't played it and just base their opinions on webems.

It's OK lil'bro you can turn it onto Story difficulty I won't laugh at you that much.

lmao

It's objective fact.

Sonic Chronicles is a better JRPG than expedition 33 and it also has a better soundtrack. Just hear this MELODY youtube.com/watch?v=6o47N-aYd08
Orchestrashit could never reach this peak

I wonder how much seethe elder princess shroob from partners in time would generate ITT
Shit was hard as fuck

No, since it would be an extra option during combat

it should just be another QTE instead of memorizing dark souls-like egregiously delayed or way-too-fast attack strings

FF13 is 1000x the corridor that Goy Obscur: Emasculation 33 is

FFXIII genuinely gets good when the map opens up and lets you explore Gran Pulse completely. The problem is that it takes like 20-30 hours just to get there and its just a corridor simulator until then

equip trebuchim on Lune

shoot 4 times for 4 stains

dodge enemy turn for free AP

cast Mayhem

win

It just werks

The game would appeal to everyone now

it is ok for games to NOT appeal to everyone. people can not enjoy a timed hits based system and a regular one, it's fine. every game being the same is way more boring than having different games you might not like

Ah yes, FF13's incredible story and dialogue like... uh..... "Moms r tough"

Here comes some criticism.
Monoco, parry it!

Based, I remember my winning attempt taking at least 1 hour, and it took me shitloads of tries to even beat it. That shit demands perfect execution
It makes no sense that E33 is receiving all of this hate while the M&L series received none despite both games having the exact same battle system

insane to me people still defend that shit when it would cost GF literally nothing to make it a toggle like it used to be. just make it so it's on by default so those who want to opt out can, and those who don't care don't have to go into a menu to turn it on.

combat boils down to parry

what utter garbage

another QTE

Are you fucking retarded?

You're about to get attacked, here's your choices:

1. Parry (hard)
2. Dodge (easier)
3. Give up and hold the defend button to take less damage (easiest)

That's it. It's not even a QTE, it's just one more option, you can even just hold the button the entire button during the enemy turn. Its inclusion might even improve the battle system for normal players since you can intentionally choose to defend and take enough damage to reach a HP threshold easier in order to activate some picto skills

he's letting enemies attack at all

the game breaks in half with even a slightly decent build

I agree, but you're in the wrong thread anon

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waaaaah the timing is too hard

Meanwhile, me as a 6 year old:

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That's it. It's not even a QTE

im saying it should be a QTE numbnut

and yet none of them seem to have written reviews

I dunno that looks like you've got a much bigger window to dodge there, attack isn't even that long either. either way complaining about the parries is silly, if you don't want to play a JRPG with reaction based defense mechanics, don't. people are just getting caught up in FOMO and are mad because it turns out lots of people like a game they don't

It's not the worst it's just aggressively average

mfw can't get drunk while playing this

worst thing about this game

Comparing this to something like Simon, Blade of Clea

Wait, so you're really that fucking retarded
Bro, parry/dodge is your fucking QTE. Defend is your I give up button. You don't need more than that shit and you should not be rewarded for sucking at the game

South Park stick of truth already has the exact same defend QTE mechanic that you want and it's lamer than what E33 does with parrying and dodging, it's just an extra chore to do during the enemie's turn since it's so easy to execute

if you don't want to play a JRPG with reaction based defense mechanics, don't. people are just getting caught up in FOMO and are mad because it turns out lots of people like a game they don't

It wouldn't be a problem if E33fags weren't spamming all over the internet about how "EVERY JRPG SHOULD BE LIKE THIS!!!" and how Japanese series like Persona and Final Fantasy should be forced to adopt their garbage Soulsslop mechanics.

no you don't get it I have to be a moron online because OTHER people are also being stupid online!!!!!

ok

Wait till she pulls out 4 tentacles kek
There's also some shots where you have literally milliseconds to dodge correctly

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youtu.be/GOyyL-a0jEo?t=2938
Here's the full attack, that gif's attack ended earlier because Luigi got hit I think. It's WAY more precise than what it really looks like specially since you'll probably get hit even after dodging due to the air time.
It's really not any different from the stuff E33 does. Makes 0 sense for people to shit on E33 this hard while the M&L games never received the same kind of hate

game gets popular

go on Anon Babble and say its actually shit, everyone else is just wrong

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why are you even engagement farming on this board?

Also she has absolute bullshit attacks like picrelated where you have to dodge in REALLY quick succession

It's a good game but it's sadly one of those games I will never talk about because the fans are retarded

Mod to change damage cap to 999,999

Solo glass cannon Maelle build

Just beat the second axon and already hitting damage cap again

Also beat all side bosses and content up to this point

Honestly dont know if I'm having fun or not one shooting everything but story is at least good.

maybe it's just a presentation thing but it really doesn't seem all too bad, but I will say Partners in Time is the only one I haven't beaten because the R button on my original DS stopped working so I haven't fought the boss myself. never went back to finish it once I got my 3DS, maybe I should once I finish all the optional stuff in E33.

EVERY JRPG SHOULD BE LIKE THIS!!!" and how Japanese series like Persona and Final Fantasy should be forced to adopt their garbage Soulsslop mechanics.

Literally no one has ever said that ASIDE from the final fantasy thing. Shitbirth should have been a turn based JRPG, simple as
Meanwhile FF16 is the REAL soulslop garbage, with perfect dodges being extremely rewarding and the titan eikon giving you two parry abilities. But sure, let's pretend that FF16 isn't soulslop kek

The dark souls of bing bing wahoo...

modding the game to uncap damage

that's there for a reason anon, you get a picto that uncaps damage towards the end of act 2. they cap your damage until then so you don't absolutely obliterate the entire game because of how easy it is to go glass cannon in the game

The games are designed around exp share being on by default. If you turned it off you would end up very underleveled if you were raising more than a couple pokemon. Basically, they don't want to force grinding and want to appeal to the widest audience

kawazu would like a word with you, persona baby

he needs to grind in a toddler's game

yikes...

Any time a person says timing an attack is too hard I immediately assume they have shit taste in music because they have no sense of rhythm

Bros... The third phase is filtering me...

shitty fotm has already started to infest other vidya

it's over sisters... i don't want soulslop parryslop in my heckin party game...

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If you turned it off you would end up very underleveled

yeah that'd be nice, maybe the games could actually be somewhat hard again. I'll take an option to be underleveled over being forced to be overleveled because you didn't avoid every trainer and random encounter in the game. either way if people want to grind, what's the harm in giving that option? it's clear you wouldn't want to grind, so don't! let me have the option to play the way I like, the way I've been able to up until recently. brings 0 harm to the game, and costs GF no dev time to implement a toggle for it. it's a win/win, why would you be against more options in a game about endless options?

Yeah wanted to see my damage before getting the picto.

The gameplay goes to shit after you get the damage uncap since pretty much everything becomes one-shot city.

They'll definitely need to balance out their late game better in their next game.

I’m surprisingly good at this game when 4am rolls around. Beat all the super bosses after hours (no maelle formage)

The 9999 damage cap was definitely a "Slap tape on the leak" type solution.
I actually think they should have gone further and put another damage cap in act 3 / post game, with the "Unlock all damage caps" picto dropping off Simon.

Are all damage pictos multiplicative? There must be a reason why you go from puny damage to hundreds of millions.

Thinking back, it was when Square became Square Enix that everything started going to shit for them. By going to shit I mean I totally lost interest in them.

The biggest problem is that Stendhal is way too easy to make broken. You don't even need to look up a build to realize that it just does way too much damage and then it's just a point of stacking some damage pictos.
It's also way too easy to generate Gradient. Too many pictos for it. I wouldn't be surprised if there's some build out there that centers around perma stunning bosses with Monoco's Gradient insta-stun.

Blastmyass2’s ost is DOGSHIT compared to the original and especially 33.

It's not a JRPG, retard. It's a turn-based Soulslike.

Ok retard

turn-based Soulslike

Oh my god anon, that’s embarrassing.

use level 3 gradient attack

doesn't unlock the achievement

why

That prologue was sad, especially for me since my GF is in her 30’s but luckily she won’t instantly die at 33 which is a couple years away

Thats retarded and undermines the whole core of the gameplay. Just fucking place on journalist mode, shitter.

Thats retarded and undermines the whole core of the gameplay

QTEs/parrying/dodging undermine the whole core of JRPG gameplay, so what's another undermining of the gameplay between friends?

For me its like street fighter, 2-4 drinks in I’m doing better than ever. 6 drinks in things are falling apart.

How am I supposed to get this picto?

Wander around until you find the rope to go down to it

That’s about as complicated as the first enemy in e33.

video game woman dying makes me think of my irl girlfriend

She deserves better than a retard like you

modding a first playthru

modding out a damage cap thats there for a reason

Absolute shitter behavior. At least you’re enjoying the story.

Just play story mode. There’s a reason why games have it

Possibly. Lune does have a weapon that gives +5 charge on critical hit, combined with all those charge pictos, I'm sure there' something out there. I haven't found any other weapon that gives gradient charge other than Lune though.

What is the point of putting something like that on the hardest boss ever? That’s like getting S rank in re4r hardcore and being awarded infinite ammo. Its useless by that point if you can already do the hardest challenge the game offers.

modding a first playthru

ngl anon I dont remember the last time I did a second playthrough of a game. Downright irresponsible if you have any sort of backlog and don't have infinite freetime

OP is a contrarian faggot, what a shock

parryslop

rollslop

is "slop" the only adjectives you faggots know anymore? You're a faggot for helping spread this retarded shit

Go left from where you are. Keep going.

As a 45 year old gaming vet and fan of everything JRPG, I grew up playing all the classics and I'm tired of pretending they were good. I couldn't be happier about E33, because it gives me that feeling again while also being better because it's nothing like them. It's truly a return to form for the genre and I'm having a blast.

As a 47 year old who dropped rpgs 20 years ago, I’m in complete agreement.

I grew up playing all the classics and I'm tired of pretending they were good.

So you don't actually like JRPGs.

You are a poser.

wahhhh im bad at video games wahhh the game sucks

literally just git gud. if , a literal retard on ketamine for chronic pain, can get the dodge timing down, you can too. you dont need to parry, parrying is supposed to be OP and only for people with god like reaction times.

literally just git gud

Fuck off Soulstard.

post 5 jrpgs you consider to be good

Fpbp, play more vidya OP

gonna keep crying on Anon Babble anon?

He has never played modern Bioware or Cyperpunk 2077

Literally kill yourself you contrarian fucking faggot.

cyberpunk 2077 with mods is one of the best games of all time

The whole final dungeon is a fucking skill check.
Complicated layouts, enemies that hit like trucks and are hard to avoid, you have to keep the bros and the babies apart for a while.
For as much as i like BiS better, i will commend PiT for being harder.

Proceed through the dungeon. There are two paths to it even.

I beat this a long time ago and I really don't remember having much trouble with it. Was I just a god gamer?

So what's the take-away here? JRPGs need to be set in Western fantasy settings?

They need to flow quickly and smoothly when you know what you're doing
They need multiple avenues of character customization
They need a party

So what's the take-away here? JRPGs need to be set in Western fantasy settings?

Jrpgs need to be stop being embarrassed about being jrpgs.

Hmm these things actually sound like a fun game.

But E33 is clearly extremely embarrassed about being an alleged "JRPG", since it feels the need to make its gameplay more "exciting" with real-time Soulslike mechanics.

So your argument just doesn't work, I'm afraid.

real-time Soulslike mechanics.

Nigger it's fucking Mario RPG, these mechanics have been in JRPGs since the fucking SNES era.

I like it so far, kiss my ass try hard.

this is basically where i am. i like JRPGs, but more so when i was younger and had less exposure to other mediums. JRPGs have been frozen in time ever since then. E33 is the first JRPG to actually match the quality of something like a Red Dead or Witcher 3 without any of the usual cringe. problem is a big portion of JRPG fans still think something like Xenogears is peak fiction because it referenced God, jewish mystcism and gnostic terms they hadn't heard of when they were 15. these games had kernels of ideas but not much more.

Got it eventually after some exploring
I'm still technically underleveled and undergeared since I haven't broken the damage cap yet
Ended up nearly doing a no-hit on the chromatic around the manor door in the area with its fairly generous slow attacks

You're definitely not supposed to be there yet if you haven't broken damage limit yet, but the cool thing about this game is that you can just do it anyway if you're good enough. And yeah you basically have to no-hit that chromatic because he spams blight on you.

D-Das rite, Faglusisters! SMT has better combat and gameplay than E33!

If you have Madelum for Maelle, equip luminas to boost your Free Aim damage. Trust me. It'll be your biggest and easiest form of damage before you uncap. You can also beat Sprong before you uncap your damage to get Cheater picto and do even more damage by using Last Chance once you have 1 AP left and then dumping all your AP into more Free Aim shots

Unfortunately I didn't get Madelum since I didn't know about it until after the Gestral tournament

No map not even fog of war type of map really filtered me. That and not quest log

Is Madelum actually that good? It's not hard to get into virtuous stance.

didn't do the tournament with the fencer character

not using maelle regardless because she's cute

tsk tsk anon

It's perfect, actually.

Just dodge or use defensive pictos if you're not good at parries, the game lets you.

It's not about virtuose stance being hard to get into, it's starting out in it for the 200% damage increase and then just reapplying at after doing free aim shots

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Isn't is weird how people screaming "SHILL" never go into the 40 gacha threads that are always up

Am I doing this right?

hoard and never use

No. Why would you not use them?

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Bro your passives...?

It's the aversion to using finite resources I have in all JRPGs

Are you retarded? Lumina isn't finite. You can get a shit load of them. Dump them into the people you use them most. Especially Maelle

I should add that if each use applied to every party member, I'd use them but because it only affects on character, I have the aversion because what if I FOMO and decide later I want to use a character I didn't spend any lumina on?

can't turn off AI upscale

I WANT OFF THIS FUCKING RIDE NOW

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I've never played an RPG before in my life

We know, you don't need to broadcast your lack of knowledge this hard.

You mean except literally every person praising this game? Maybe you just suck?

drakengard

fun

lol
i can guarantee you won't come out the same man you were before you started

you can literally farm them in chapter 3 lol.

Drakengard is interesting. I wouldn't say fun but it's definitely an experience.

I played this shit for like 90 minutes and like half of that time was cinematics. Not sure I'm going to bother continuing since the dodge and QTE mechanics are pure cancer

drakengard is many things but fun is not one of them

You're just an idiot, not using Starlight Shards in Elden Ring makes sense, because why would you want to rely on something that is so finite and has other uses? Lumina is in no way similar so your argument is complete ass.

Not sure I'm going to bother continuing since the dodge and QTE mechanics are pure cancer

Someone sucks at the game

Except it doesn't though

I can dodge attacks, they just don't belong in a turn based game. QTEs are cancer in everything

Mod to change damage cap to 999,999

What a stupid worthless mod, damage can get into the billions

I'm having fun and I'm about to beat the game. My favorite game is Legend of the Dragoon with Nioh 2 close behind.

Person 4 and 5, SMTV, Metaphor, FF15, FF16, and FF7R exist.

Exactly. I'm just saying the devs couldn't balance their game enough to not need such a band-aid.

I won it with Lune and made her broken instead

yellow fever havin ass

I enjoy all girls in this game equally

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I only enjoy Maelle. Clea is cute too

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based

Why are women so hot with short hair?

why do women love this game so much bros? especially since none of the women are annoying, strong independent girlbosses?

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They're just trying to get attention. It's a new game and popular. Strike while the iron is hot etc

at the literally end of the game

watching one of the last cutscenes

FATAL ERROR

GOD DAMMIT

defends the inclusion of mandatory expshare

What's the problem with ..

mandatory

What the fuck? You can't toggle it off anymore?

Arguing online is like competing in the special olympics
Even if you're win you're still retarded

it's a good homage to old FF and absolutely btfos new FF out of the water, you should try getting a job, I can't imagine you're getting paid to run defense for SE given how terrible you are at it

Mario & Luigi Super Star Saga was a soulslike all along

Some Tales Of games also had massive damage reduction when you use guard exactly when the attack is supposed to hit you so yeah, retards thinking that it's a Dark Souls exclusive are just that: retards, most likely even tourists..

is there a single piece of media with those tropes that actual women like

How the fuck do I kill the Chromatic hexga?

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Oh, they do, they just spam the "it's always ok to..." image in it instead.

Contrary to popular beliefs, JRPGs is one of the genres with the highest percentage of female players so it's not that surprising.

Literally the worst RPG of all time.

hello.

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the majority of the playable cast are strong independent girlbosses though.

Which one is that? The one that loads up its crystal every turn? Shoot the crystal 3 or 4 times to make it go back to a previous color, the boss turns invulnerable when the crystal is red.
Use Lune as your free aim slave with all the free aim luminas and Thermal Exchange, the shoots will make it burn and then end your turn with Thermal Exchange to start your next turn with enough AP to shoot the crystal down again.

Well, the party is quite literally a guy, his two dogs and his harem.

Bros, I fucked up. I'm so sorry Verso...

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Yeah that one thanks anon

Endless morality of the endings aside, verso's VA performance here was fucking phenomenal

no skill shitters with completely atrophied reaction times are the retards unironically calling E33 the Dark Souls of JRPGs

lol

It took everything that made those games okay and built a great game. I outgrew jrpgs years ago but this game is great.

verso's VA performance here was fucking phenomenal

I absolutely agree. He captured that mental breakdown perfectly

is there a double jump or something? can't see myself reaching certain areas in some areas

No, you just have to explore more

I'm on esquie nest, next to... esquie and there seems to be a place where I can grapple but I can't seem to find from where

I think you have to proceed with the game a bit so he knocks the pillar over.

My only dislike so far was that enemies with the 2 floating swords that have a 20 second long attack animation. Waste my fucking time.

well I'm filtered by the first boss. guess I just do it over and over until I can dodge every time

Nah it’s just overrated to shit

Lol are you fucking kidding? Before RPGs started to hit their decline they were the "hard" genre of games, the genre only "intelligent" people could play. Fucking tourist.

Any of you niggers play Lost Odyssey? Is the EN or JP voice acting better?

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Is Lune's "Hell" worth taking?

Put her on the bench. To actually answer your question, my friend said he used Trick and Genesis for Lune

I'd put her on the bench if Sciel wasn't so worthless at the moment.

they were the "hard" genre of games, the genre only "intelligent" people could play.

LMAO this niggas talking about final fantasy and shit. Fucking saaaved