Snicker

you completely missed his point, you gorram shit for brain.

mondaten?

what delusional point was he trying to make because most of what he said was blatantly wrong

have you considered the demographic and that demographics sense of humor, to which the webcomic artist is trying to pander to?

based on his comics and online presence he's very awkward and very socially stunted, those kinds of people commonly end up associating with non-peers, either younger or older and so are "off-generation" in terms of social values and views
that is to say he's a zoomer in spirit, not in the flesh

your post is a non sequitur that has nothing to do with the post you're replying to. Doesn't count as an own anywhere other than a circlejerk subreddit

Anything to avoid personal responsibility huh. Yeah broski he's totally talking to people younger than him instead of simmering in the brainrot of the generation that spawned deviantart and tumblr.

wheres the bloody joke?

the joke is sex. like every webcomic made by millennials.

This guy isn't the worth webcomic artist/writer in the world but his safe horny women simping is pretty violently unfunny.

i like to advertise that I'm into GIANT WOMEN who can BEAT ME UP and PRESSURE ME INTO SEX because i am a pathetic coward please pity-fuck me

a meme where the setup and the punchline is that the author likes muscular tall dommy mommys is the most zoomer shit ever

millenials snickered at pedobear memes, not this faggot shit

the people who spawned deviantart (which started in 2000) are over 40 years old by now you fucking retard
are you thinking about 2nd or 3rd gen DA users which were way younger than the initial college student aged userbase and came years later?

This post is proof Zoomers have no self awareness.

Get your shit together

heh

I believe you man.

I accept your concession

why do zoomers live rent free in millennial minds? i could probably post a Nick Bougas cartoon and one of you would still start complaining about zoomers

broadcasting that youre a into femdom is practically the only sexuality a man is allowed to have publicly

gen x had dazed and confused "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age"
millenials had pedobear memes
zoomers have only dommy mommy spineless simpering, otherwise they face social ruination

Yet you refuse to accept reality.

Kike Buck

the enemy tower symbolises a penis fucking his wife as he goes to work (getting the relic across the map) the lamb's meaning is that he is naively pure and innocent to what is transpiring in his home.

The jokes about jailbait days were pretty fucking wild in retrospect.

zoomers are the lumpenproletariat for jews, jews build the algorithms on social media platforms to create manufactured consent and zoomzooms swallow it hook-line-and-sinker, and then they go out and attack anyone who disagrees with their fake and gay jewish consensus

bike chud

Leave

I think people who do all this very loud moralizing and pearl clutching should read their Bible and find out how old Mary was when Gabriel visited her. I think these peopple might be in for a surprise.

support my work

How about no

Anyone born after December 31, 1989 is a zoomer. If that makes you upset, just remember Ohio rizz skibidi toliet crashout gyatt chicken jockey

ha

zoomers are the lumpenproletariat for jews

if my retarded headcanon makes you upset remember the post-ironic lingo I use while acting retarded on the internet

Didn't expect that to actually make me laugh.

Again, the guy that made the comic you're currently reading was born in 1991.

is randy pitchford holding a fortnite vbucks card supposed to own millenials somehow?

don't bother, he has ZDS (zoomer derangement syndrome)

Get a load of this sus sigma. You're mewing aura is bussin' frfr ong.

Very strange mindset, where the only attraction allowed is if the fictional character is the one with power
It's fine to say "I want Kyrie to step on me"
But if you say "I want to pin Kyrie down", then you're the weirdo creep etc

I don't get it

you are like 105IQ midwit desperately trying to imitate a 130IQ gigachad
a comicbook author's job is to appeal to demographics to be successful-- not earnestly represent their own views wholesale

this is not that complicated. the joke is designed to be humorous to a specific demographic.

Off the computer, Nero

jews and feminists push this idea that racism, sexism, etc requires power plus prejudice. and zoomzooms have be mindfucked and psy-op'd into applying that logic into every facet of human life.

Isn't that "Mandatum?" as in they mandate you to do shit?

me neither, i was hoping someone else could explain the joke to me

Do you think he uses the devil bringer in sex

you are like 105IQ midwit desperately trying to imitate a 130IQ gigachad

Your brain is complete mush holy shit. What a joke of an existence. The demographic he's trying to appeal to is his own. It's not that complicated. I know I can't convince you of this one simple fact because you're sincerely, unironically, mentally retarded.

zoomzooms think you're supposed to eat toast a certain way

lolwut?

you're retarded!!! a webcomic artist would never mask, shield, distort, or disguise their own opinions to generate more views. your brain is MUSH!!!

okay... i guess...

I was born in 1995 and my wife is 11 years younger than me.
It's all gonna be okay.

Here's that mental retardation coming into play. What do you believe is more likely?
a) He writes his own comics the way he wants using his own thoughts and experiences
or
b) He employs a gaggle of zoomers to send him carefully curated fotm memes and write his comics for him
You don't need to answer that. I already know your answer(acting retarded and tripling down)

have fun raising someone else's kid.

This guy is one of those e-celebs that makes liking women sound gay

zoomers and redditors ruined HAGods

aww man

Are you really so desperate for attention you have to bump your own thread

Zoomers also claimed Anon Babble and had sex with hiro

Zoomers have cunny memes
Millennials popularized cuckoldry

this is now a hag thread

Why do zoomies pretend that they dont go a single day without blaming millennials for everything that goes wrong for them?
I've had a fucking zoomer say to my face that his not being able to afford a home is MY fault because my generation "bought up all the homes and started rent seeking"
They literally cant tell the difference between a boomer and a millennial, its "everyone before me = millennial"

Based lumberjack anon. But they’re more like birch trees.

Millennials live rent-free in zoomer minds.
Of course, If the generation before me was poaching all my high school love interests it would probably break my brain too.

Off topic but what compels someone to sit around on Anon Babble for hours spamming illegal shit?
What level of subhuman waste of space does someone need to be at to do this?

gorram

Hey I just started re-watching that too.
Im shocked that it was a lot less whedonesque than I thought it was going to be, none of the "gen X writing" he's later known for.

What a fucking retard send a village to chop wood whitout building first a lumberjack

where are the fucking miner camper near that stone

IS A FUCKING VILLAGER, THEY CAN'T GRAB RELICS also fucking feudal age and still having sheep whit tower? Really?

generation baiting

you're all as bad as white women of any age
this is all the same as astrology bullshit or that sigma male bullshit
as a zoomer the only time sex is ever talked about irl is if you're and ass man or tit man and maybe some guy will show a video of a girl prolapsing her asshole for soft shock laughs,
kink bullshit is NEVER talked amongst normies

zoomers made the sharty doebiet, and that is the ONLY site actively breaking the conditioning

Elric gets mad if someone doesnt take his nintendo hate bait threads seriously, and then starts spamming loli as revenge.

same reason there's always a surge in bbc or cuck shit when ever power goes back on in india

their inferiority complex is legendary

people with actual real mental illness. not like "lol you're an autismo" but people who really do have schizophrenia or some kind of mental disorder like that.

keep in mind a women is playing

Normalfags don't play RTS, they cannot fathom someone will rush, they don't scout, they don't counter etc

could you stop speaking nigger for five seconds?
the fuck is a sharty doebiet?

the only site actively blah blah

Youre so fucking insulated you dont know about the hundreds of sites and sources millennials and x'ers have used for years...most of which are gone now because they get shut down by the alphabets...so who's actually "breaking the conditioning"? your zoomer niggertalk website, or places they have to break laws to get taken down?

Your high school crush got stolen from you?

the fuck is nigger lingo :D

could you stop speaking nigger for five seconds?

lmao, why are sluttlenials so easy to fuck with

FBI agents look like THIS?

Lingo balls.

Why are 48% of zoomers illiterate?

What happened to her drink?

For me it's been grooming zoomer boys on discord into self castrating

To add to this, the internet has changed because there's no longer any barrier of entry. You don't need to pay for an internet connection and a pc anymore, everyone has access. That's how you get shit like the homeless schizo on Anon Babble who got every free wifi spot around him in vegas banned.

actual insecurity. not the haha if you don't talk about porn 24/7 you're insecure kind of insecurity they like to heckle people with but actual insecurity. they have nothing.

story time pls

soillennials are literal discord cult troons

t. ranny

there's not much of a story

an actual real homeless man with schizophrenia would spam Anon Babble with the most insane shit

he believed stuff like the battle of stalingrad never happened, iraq won the gulf war, private property didn't exist before the 20th century

one of his biggest things was spamming "gdp=tourism" with a chart he made

at one point it was so bad that half of the threads on the catalog were either made by him or being spammed by him

everytime he got banned he would ban evade by going to a different public wifi spot

This wouldn't have happened back in the 2000s. A homeless guy that was too mentally ill to function in society didn't have a device that could access the internet and an internet connection.

zoomers cry about literally everything

literally half of them dont know their own gender

1/8th are troons

60% gay or bi

4/10 are mentally ill (diagnosed)

they believe 80% of the population is homosexual

literally start shaking when a millennial owns a burger joint

Wow, zoomers are so well put together, not like those s0illennials, rite fellow nigger?

Actually been pushing you little zoomzooms through the sissification kink to then end in null. First time I got it to work it was some brother of a zoomer chick I met at a show

The only time I saw a girl from my school dating an older dude, it was the BPD weirdo who smelled like cat piss and was dating like 30 dudes at once who she didn't tell about any of the other ones. She brought some fat 30 year old jobless loser to prom as her date and everyone looked at her weird.

Interesting story, thats not what I hear when you manlets whinge about being incels. Thats also not what the data shows.
Pretty hard to argue that something is amiss when all the zoomer girls are having sex but none of the boys.

Probably because I don't whinge about being an incel. It's honestly fucking pathetic that you think your made up stories are going to get a rise out of anyone here.

t.

The elephant in the room few people talk about is that zoomers are aging like shit. It's hard to be attracted to 16-20 girls when they all look like they have hit the wall already.
Millenials in comparison are aging far better, and this incentivize the mommy thing.

And it's not just the women, zoomer men are also fucked.

Oh fuck i remember him
Do you remember "all armies are artillery and cavalry" or whatever his deal was?

lol, I'll see you tomorrow in whatever thread you decide to seethe about millennials in.

This post is proof Millennials have no self awareness.

Get your shit together

I would do unspeakable things for a tall big titty gf

The elephant in the room few people talk about is that zoomers are aging like shit.

Almost certainly their vaping habits. Boomers started anti-smoking campaigns, and millennials and Gen-x largely abandoned it. Then vaping it and it was marketed as smoking but SAFE. Untested, unknown random shit. Turns out it's just smoking but SMOKING.

imagine being such a faggot you go out of your way and cobble together random journalist articles made by people who don't understand the statistics they peddle so you can feel better about your nonexistent life. holy shit what a self-own.

My wife is a zoomer and she looks about her age, but I think thats because of her upbringing (insular, rural, organic food), because my zoomer cousins who are all 3-5 years younger than her look like they could be her older sisters.
It could also be political. Most zoomers are terrified any time they interact with people they will cause some great offense, I'm sure that wears on people.

The men though...my gosh, they fucking bald at 16 now, its horrifying. They are small as well, a whole generation of manlets, though less fat it seems, quite strange.

bike
cuck

are you still fucking on this you autist?

So you're going to do this again tomorrow?

this crusty ass nigga think he look better than 20 year olds lmao
i ain't fuk wit it unc, check yoself

Surely the reality will get through your thick skull one day and you'll gain the ability to read the first post.

THE(booming) post that destroyed a thread.

The only millennials that do that shit are guys like Cliffy B who need to over correct for talking online about "15 being prime fertility age" with your fucking real name attached to it lol

imagine being such a nigger that you go out of your way to craft a narrative about someone else observing your disgusting faggotry to avoid having to be accountable.
I'm sure youre the exception though, right? I'm sure youre the one based zoomer and youre hiding all the other based zoomers from view.

quit being a pussy and do something then, make people take your goofy niggerloving ass seriously.

And the white knights. And the feminist allies. And the LGBT+ allies. And the BLM allies.

But if you say "I want to pin Kyrie down", then you're the weirdo creep

Honestly, you just have to own up to being dominant. Weaker men will criticize you and admonish you for speaking your mind, but there's no point concerning yourself with weaker men anyway. It's a man's place to dominate as it is a little girl's to be dominated, after all.

in reality you were kissing nigger feet on tape when your beloved gods chimped out.

is this that bicycle cuckold guy

In reality zoomers are the cucks.

lmao, lol even!

kids only 'roon out when they are groomed into it, which is exactly what billennials did because dey are proud LGBTQ+ allies
fortunately the other half of zoomGODS are extremely based as a result of seeing past the 'ganda

zoomers love black cocks

lmao, you could pretend to be a millennial and nobody would know, but instead you out yourself as a zoomer by suggesting WE are the niggerlovers.
on gyatt the fire dope, rizzy bizzy my fellow zoomie.

quit being a pussy and do something then

Kyle Rittenhouse?

correct. because you are. you verifiably did kiss nigger feet. you kneeled before niggers. beforehand you had east side west side fist fights over which breed of gorilla silverbacks was your favourite. a shit ton of slang that you popularized originated from, you guessed it, niggers. the most pathetic part is that you're not even human enough to give slack to the younger generations for what you did as well.

Oh wait, I saw those two dumb lesbians recently. They did a whole animation for them.
youtube.com/watch?v=Sso57rrNcoU

Cute tummy

Unironically yeah, this. The schizo ITT doesn't seem to realize that his bait about "lole me am le chad and steals your teenage high school crush (zoomers are almost like 30 now)" doesn't work precisely because zoomer women are the worst fucking kind of woman known to man. They're all liberals with zero thoughts of their own, they all look like they're fucking 60 already, and they're guaranteed to be unclean tramps.
The main reason I stopped trying to court women my age or younger is because of these things. I've seen girls on dating apps where, if their age wasn't directly stated to be vastly, shockingly younger than me, I'd have thought they were older than my own mother. And that aside, their abhorrent political views and the fact their STD-ridden pussies will dissolve your dick before it even makes contact is enough to stay away from them forever.
One can only hope this is primarily a western woman issue. At least some of the girls I've talked to from outside of the west seem kinda normal, though a lot of them are utterly sex-repulsed for some reason. Every western zoomette I've spoken to incites a violent rage within me, which I can only quell by remembering that smacking them is exactly what they want me to do, they only get off to being the target of violence and like crapping in diapers and other weird shit. Only winning move is what's currently being done by zoomer men: completely ignore them and keep voting for more far-right policies to strip their rights away. There's a reason why Gen X and Z were almost entirely pro-Trump in the last election.

One can only hope this is primarily a western woman issue

Have you ever wondered why koreans have the lowest birthrate on the planet?

I like how this went from "only date older women" to "strip all women of their voting rights and always vote far right"

Alright aside from Korea, I'm fully aware of what insanity's been going on there.
But I guess I also have to exclude Japan, and China, and a few others. Maybe there is nowhere good on the earth anymore after all.

That's the big problem with the lil zooms nowadays. Both genders have decided to embrace opposite extreme ideologies, so you get a lot of incels and women who refuse to date and only have one-night stands instead because they can't stand each other. There was actually a study about this but I don't feel like looking it up so just trust me bro

Her feet are violated by footfag fish

I admit that I may be radicalized by more recent events. I don't really bother with women (not that I needed to tell you that, we're here), I just strive to make the world a worse place for everyone who wronged me since it's never going to be a better place for me.

there's a pretty huge difference between 80-89 and 90-99. but for some reason they're all considered "millennials"

I'm pretty sure zoomers began being born in the last few years of the 90s, no?

Hey So basically I'm just gonna be attracted to masculine women I Know..... UGH I know... It's just that I'm not closet homosexual is all HAHAHAHAHRHAHAHA HARAHARHARH.

I just strive to make the world a worse place for everyone who wronged me since it's never going to be a better place for me.

Why are you attempting to dab on zoomers with a made up definition and gen alpha speak? Did you skip your meds?

yeah, and they have more in common with people born in 1990 than people born in 1990 have in common with most anyone born in the 80s

I literally never met a gen z that needed a comfort plush, but all millenials do. Even my millenial friends that used to do hardcore drugs and fly to Bali to smoke steroids from the asscheeks of hookers are now “guys let’s start a feelshare, I’ll get the stimmy toys”
I used to be the biggest loser faggot I know and now I became the least gay just by not changed

Kek zoomers seething

Femdomfags deserve the rope

I'm not sure what you mean with that, I never really got hung up on women, nor am I planning to kill myself over them. I'm just an asshole.

yeah, cum rope

You are a man of taste.

I wish this wasn't true. I had friends that fell into this shit. Fucking gross.

High value males can say that and do say that. My chad coworker flirts with every woman at work like that even interns half her age
Only time he ever got in trouble was for drawing cocks on a femoid’s desk and a male reported him (and all the girls now hate the snitch)

Only us beta males have to act submissive

Might be vaping, might be smartphones, might some chemicals that was allowed like lead in paint for boomers.
It might even be some incidentally beneficial chemical that was banned.

Something is definitely wrong with them.

I've some theories about stress, but millenials had to go through the 08 crisis right as they entered the job market in mass and they are fine.

millenials had to go through the 08 crisis right as they entered the job market in mass and they are fine.

Millennials weren't glued to social media 24/7 since they were 5 years old.

YFM douchebag 'plier

Finally I have stumbled upon a gemerald in a sea of coal.

I just like longer proportions. The truth is that it was never about being dominated, or even dominating them with the logic that it was a challenge to do given the size difference. Both are just lies I've used to try and make it seem more mainstream. I just think short women are too small. Also longer tummy.

millenials had to go through the 08 crisis right as they entered the job market in mass and they are fine.

Millenials and zoomers are both competing for the same jobs. None of us are fine, the boomers fucked us.

Anon Babble taught me that millennials were running to turkey for hair transplants and beta testing finasteride en masse.

Also longer tummy

This is it right here, the more tummy a cute girl is showing the more goddesslike she becomes

How dare he copy YOLO so shamelessly

Oh god, oh god, I love TALL women, guys! TALL. Non-standard height! And muscles?? Muscles are good too! I need to PROCLAIM how I am the SUBMISSIVE in the relationship, and allow women to take the lead. I am NOT a sex pest. I am NOT a weird. A chud. Or- or anything! I am trying SO hard to reframe my entire existence around meeting the approval of people who, a year ago, fled to Bluesky, and now get 3 likes on their posts!

alright we get it chill man

Only good post ITT

It's YOLO for gooners
I'm sure you're gonna say that's redundant and I wouldn't even in good faith be able to argue

that bit about hazbin hotel and the demon

LMAO I fucking Kek'd

But what if I'm a weird sex pest AND I like muscular women
What now, faggot

Then you're real and based.

made me smile like this :-)

No you are not, you herbivore virgin

thread sucks, but here's something good
youtube.com/watch?v=ndEyQCjiLME

I do too, I used to creep around the public pool to see if I could catch glimpses of women's buttholes or pubes. Caught stubble a lot but butthole was tricky, it took years before I first accomplished it with a blonde muscular chick, ever since then I've loved fit women.
This is also why my playtime in Twilight Princess was unreasonably long, I liked to stare at Midna's ass a lot

please stay away from aoe

i don't get the joke

In twenty years a fully expect you retards to be saying

Everyone born on or after April 20, 1889 is a zoomer. Adolf Hitler is my favorite zoomer influencer.

zoomer here
I genuinely can't find a girl my age who is worth my time. They can't do anything and they act like they're watching saturday morning cartoons in their head

I unironically don't even know how to find women.

ctrl+f women

You know, on that note, I hate that it's become the norm for women to wear very high-waisted pants/shorts. Low-cut pants were the pinnacle. Showed more, made them look longer. The current way makes them look extremely squished down, even more than usual considering most women are too tiny to be considered. It makes them look like they don't even have torsos, just shoulders connected to hips.
So far all you've been doing is complaining about men liking women and not saying anything about what you like. If you were just a faggot who thinks everyone has to conform to your personal preference, it'd be one thing, but you're not asserting anything. I'm going to assume you take it up the ass, or wish you did.

They can't do anything and they act like they're watching saturday morning cartoons in their head

that's basically all women unfortunately

haha I watched Moms too! cody cigars!

this image is older than half the people on this board

have you tried looking under the bed?
maybe between the cushions???

a real matey double slap
a real meaty double slap

get money, dress nice in public, they'll find you

I
CAN'
BUH-LEE
YOU
KUH-ROSH!

Shen peaked with Bike Cuck and he'll never make as embarrassing and pathetic a comic again no matter how hard he tries

welcome to being part of the 10% of men who can recognize women for what they are -- you will spend the remainder of your life wondering why 90% of men are mindless retarded simps; and your disdain for women will only intensify as you observe them perform progressively outrageous acts of wickedness, cruelty, and cowardice with zero remorse or hesitation as you go through life.

Kike Without Bike

leslie boob jiggle erotic

picrel

START DOING THIS

So older than gen z, got it.

just... dont be a pedo?

LMAO dude how fucking high were you when you wrote this shit, did a zoomer make fun of you today or something

The hoyoverse fans on twitter certainly are a special group.

snicker

I love aoe2