Game has impossible achievements
Has anyone else unlocked these yet during their playthrough?
Game has impossible achievements
turned 34
still a virgin
TELL ME WHY
peak of life satisfaction is before marriage and children
Yikes.
At least they got life satisfaction right
AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE
these are female achievements
Ain't nothing but a heartbreak
losing virginity at age of 17
first relationship at age of 18
Something doesn't add up.
losing virginity at 17
Now hold up, I've been told it's pedophilia to even look at anyone under the age of 18
Currently 23
Life is shit and I have zero satisfaction
So you're telling me this is the peak?
Actually, yes.
Yes. It all goes downhill once you hit 25 unless you really put in the effort to break out whatever current predicament you're having but the world always have another plan for you anyway
38 and still that.
Honestly dont care, All I can stick my dick into has gone fucking crazy, and the ones that aren't are already taken.
I'm 39 and yes. I was miserable when I was 23 too but after that it got worse than I'd ever thought was possible.
I lost my virginity at 15 but never had a first kiss.
Limited time achievements
Didn't get any of them, and now I can never 100% the game
lose virginity to hooker with 17
go to hookers a second and last time cuz I couldn't believe sex is that boring
pay 10€ more to kiss hooker even, therefore first kiss after first time sex
no disease luckily
marry stupid shizo bpd wife with 23
become father with 24
am now a 33 yo father of a 8 yo boy, I have sole costudy but am still married to his mother, yet we don't live together lmao. What do I win? More missery?
i forgot, pased driver's exam last year. Only did so because I got government funded work after being a neet for so long, they paid 3000€ and myself the remaining 2000. Was 5k total. Privateley I don't drive atall
first kiss
15
Yeah fuck this shit game
life satisfaction ends once married
Agreed
What does the game journalist difficulty look like
Age 0
be born autistic
Age 30
achieve wizardhood
Age ?
achieve gnosis
I genuinely can't imagine what being satisfied with life must feel like.
That feeling right before you cum but permanently.
it's not even during the losing virginity or first relationship years
How can that happen
You never tried.
t. 36 and a virgin
Limited time achievements
Objectively bad game design
I think I felt a glimpse of it when I finally live by my lonesome and studied abroad. But only during the weekends
Average means there's just as many peaking after 23 as before it. You might just not have peaked yet
who are we kidding you've already peaked
So is the Pope. Or was.
Not a big deal
The pope is one of the most powerful people on earth tho
I NEED ANOTHER PET ROCK
I BOUGHT THAT ALF ALARM CLOCK
Peak of Life satisfaction
23
...I think I'm just gonna buy a gun.
not anymore
I got bullied at school hardcore and my dad molested me for years. I cope with my wizardhood with romance novels and shipping fics/art. At least my brother will have kids because my mom is desperate for grandkids and she isn't getting any from me.
That's what I mean.
Virginity don't matter
only literal children believe this.
*boomers
Peak of life satisfaction at 23
Goes downhill when marrying and having children
Where's the die an honorable death achievement?