Millennials are hard carrying Nintendo

Children don't give a fuck about Mario

i look like that

I think that's why Nintendo decided to make Switch 2 more in line with the idea of what a 30-year-old thinks is a good device, rather than something for kids, as is the case with Switch 1.

Why does he look like me?

you think he still makes that one bitch do cuckolding?

Fuck you Anon, I do not read your posts because you are black.

KEEP

Millenials grew up with Ocarina of Time, Melee, Pikmin, etc. Those games made an impression for life.

The younger generation's Nintendo is Wii Fit and Steel Diver and Arms. Yeah, no shit they weren't drawn in the same as their predecessors.

atleast he has a wife and a kid unlike you

keep saying it

this has been debunked

I didn't even remember this shit until reminded and I thought I was the cuck obsessed shitposter.
I kneel.

Why don’t you make threads about games that you like? I like nintendo games, I think they are pretty good. I like being able to lay in my hammock while playing mario sunshine.

who even cares if it was or wasn't, he's a married man with kids which is more than any of these losers can say.

not true at all, in fact my millenial friends with kids wish Mario didn't exist because they are already getting nagged to death for Switch 2 and 80 dolarrydoo games they don't want to buy.

reddit manchildren are actually a very small minority of people that are quite irrelevant irl.

keep saying it

KEEP SAYING IT

KEEP

SAYING

Is that why the movie made a billion dollars?

IT

Even if it wasn't really Dunkey this video is still legendary.

Can he keel over already?

bingtendo's target audience are 30+ year old white cùcks now

what went so wrong?

b-but the snopes facts!! it's been debu--

don't care, i'm going to keep saying it

who deboonked this

this, if anything Nintendo is the de-facto children console brand now more than ever since PS and Xbox are focused almost solely on marketing towards adults

Wrong on so many counts.
- The largest market for toys - not just video games, TOYS - is now adults. They’re the single most relevant demographic.
- Just how poor are your friends, if they’re even real? I know nobody over the age of 25 who cares that games cost $20 more because you spend twice that for a single family dinner at McDonald’s. Most every parent would gladly pay $80 to be left alone for a hundred hours.
- I preordered mine at Walmart and I was asking if anyone wanted my Nintendo one (assuming the invites ever get sent out) because I don’t need two and nobody cared because their kids are happy with PS5s and Switches. That’ll change in a year when the thing actually gets games but the hype and sales for the Switch 2 is 100% from millennials

Have you seen late zoomers/alpha gen kids? Why would you care what these tictoc golems think?

no children have smartphones and tablets, already more powerful than switch 2
kids don't give much a fuck about the switch or nintendo
they dont care about star wars either
all of this is made for the manchild consooooomer

The largest market for toys - not just video games, TOYS - is now adults. They’re the single most relevant demographic.

We weren't talking about action figures. We were talking about video games. everyone knows that kids stopped buying action figures, that's why Hasbro is floundering.

they hate to hear this but it's true. i have two kids and 8 nieces/nephews - NONE of them are into pokemon or mario. you know who i know that is? you know who's telling me about their booster packs of cards they just opened? my 35 year old friend from high school.

used to be based

youtube.com/watch?v=-fGma2q_zyw

become a cuck soiboy

how

they dont buy games either, there's too much out there.. no kid is saving up his allowance to spend 80 dollars on some shitty mario game
they fuck around all day in minecraft or rocket league or garrys mod or the tons of free shit out there

has a kid

He's taking care of a kid, that's for sure

Fat

Glasses

Mouthbreather

Cantal tilt

Fat

Retarded

Yep, its nintardo time

i asked my nephew (13) what he thought of switch 2 and he sent this picture back and said only a fag would want this
know what?
he was right

he's not your dad

He's not the dad at all lmao

I saw that they had those in-stock at GameStop while I was in line for the Switch 2 pre-orders. Biggest tendies on the planet were in there, dozens of them. Nobody bought the clock, despite it being plainly visible. Still not sure what Nintendo's thought process was behind that.

these guys really need to be studied to see if it's a surplus of estrogen or something in the water so that we can save future generations from suffering like this.

Children don't give a fuck about Mario

They really do though since the movie slop dropped

Let me fuck your wife

Is this nephew (13) in the room with us right now?

no, just like the star wars, manchildren dragged their kids to it
it absolutely did not get the reaction minecraft did
kids dont like the things their parents did
it would be like me as a kid wanting a howdy doody playset

Still not sure what Nintendo's thought process was behind that

"rumao these retards wiru buy anythingu"

Are.....they....?
I mean, the system sells.....HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS.... America alone isn't doing that, faggot

that's not even true retard. kids love mario

somebody explain the "keep saying it" meme to someone who's not as terminally online as the average Anon Babbleirgin

makes a quadrillion dollars

cultural impact of a wet fart

How did Nintendo drop the ball so hard?

Keep

That doesn't look very kid-safe. What does his wife think?

Dunk let a black rail his wife and recorded it. in the video he repeated "Keep saying it"

My daughter disagrees

Keep saying what?

KEEP

The actual demographics of Nintendo sales show you are wrong regardless of whatever gay little personal experiences you’ve had.

Dunkey's wife is saying "thank you" over and over in the video and he's asking her to keep thanking the black man for plowing her.

It's just some dude jelly he has a wife.

that nephew's name? Albert Einstein.
Then everybody clapped

Post the data. Prove it

ctrl+f "keep"

Took 7 posts? Really? You guys are slipping.

Unironically true. My 9 year old nephew never gave a shit about nintendo games, even though his first console was a switch. He went straight to FIFA and Fortnite

No

Minecraft movie is struggling and isn't reaching 1 billion despite having a big opening. Mario movie had better legs and made way more at the box office which means kids still love Mario you retarded tranny

I'll go see minecraft when I can be sure i wont get popcorn and soda thrown on me during the chicken jockey

The couple and more photos were found on a fetish forum where you could clearly see it's not leah, so unless dunkey had a secret second girlfriend he cucked himself with, it's not him.

Imagine being an old (30 or over) fat balding man and forcing yourself to live with an empty bank account just so you can make your home look like a videogame and merch store, and all because of some dumb consumer brainrot nostalgia

Are you retarded? My nephews love Nintendo and Mario. They even made me play that shitty Super Mario Party game with them

I'm fat bald with zero money and I don't have anything :( I don't know how he makes money

He looks american, so most possibly loans

what video?

And? Even Elon Reddit did that, still wouldn't want to be that fucking loser.

Children don't give a fuck about Mario

Pretty true actually

My 7 year old nephew doesn't give a shit about Mario or Sonic when I handed him my chinkheld to play Super Mario World or Sonic.
He keeps asking to use my PC to play Roblox and Minecraft.

It's kind of funny how man children are the primary target for Nintendo products now. Unless Japanese children love that shit a lot or something.

dumb consumer brainrot nostalgia is what a lot of people spend their money on, fat disney girls will spend $10k a year going to disney, some people are destined to CONSOOM

How common are those giant Switch controllers for the sides of the TV? I think I've seen 3 "Child Cave" videos with that shit now.

Can you blame them? Pokemon hasn't been good for a decade, I can't see anyone below the age of 17 having any fondness for pokemon when all they would have grown up with is shit

It's easier to imagine those nerds with high skill jobs and more money than they know what to do with. Like that guy who collects obscenely rare games, but he's a successful dentist with millions of dollars.

Like 80% of that stuff could easily be done away with, he doesn't need most of that shit

Wow, i wonder why the 2020's kid would prefer Minecraft over a 30 year old pixel game. That means Nintendo is dead.

No retard nigger anon, it's not even prefer, it's absolutely zero interest. Very different. As a kid I was into multiple franchises. They don't care about anything Nintendo related at all.

Didn't know Sean Penn was a gamer

That doesn't look very kid-safe

looks pretty manchild-safe

Didn't this nigga get buck broken because he was TLOU2 numba 1 defender.

Nintendo coasts on nostalgia. Have been for a long time, but those were great games back then, especially compared to the competition.

reminds me of when a chick told me that her nephews wouldn't be interested in watching a 2D animated movie because it would feel old, I found it weird because as a kid I had no issue enjoying 60yo movies (and likewise I played games like Winter Challenge in the early 2000s) but it seems like children nowadays are more focused on the new stuff

Little Daenarys can't drop $80 on a game
They are at the mercy of their poor avocado scoffing parents who are still living in grandma's house
Children are only allowed free to play games and Youtube nowadays.

Ironically it's because they didn't make a fart joke with Peach and Toad

Yeah exactly.

Why are the games still made for 10 year olds though?

Maybe people will be interested in Mario again when Mareach gets BTFO.

nephew keeps asking me why I haven't bought a switch

he hasn't cottoned on that he's in a povertyline family

Only time nintendo hard mogged the competition was during the NES and SNES era

curious

the wii annihilated ps3 and 360 in terms of sales, but again, it was millenials buying it

mario gets pauline

bowser gets peach

I'm ok with this, bowser x peach is hot as fuck

I meant in terms of game quality, when the Wii came out a lot of millenials were still in high school, most Wii buyers were soccer moms, grandmas and turbo normalfags, the Wii U showed what the true size of Nintendo's core millenial fanbase actually was

Please make it happen Miyamoto

Only the NES, SNES was mogged until Rare saved them with DKC.

Yeah I've met some irl and it's really that simple. They are just dumb people without the ability to think independently. This guy I worked with was saying how he wished he earned enough to go to the Star Wars hotel. It was hard to keep a straight face.

I have a few nephews, that’s just not true, kids still love Mario, dude just has great appeal

how little respect do you need to have for yourself and your wife to be into cuckshit?

Several self proclaimed gooners on the chins have told me it (being into cuck shit) started with porn addiction.

sadly it's fake, he's not a cuck (as far as anyone knows)

watch porn for your entire life

acquire sexual gratification watching desirable women getting fucked by another man on screen

It's just good old conditionning, albeit self-imposed

it's not them, snopes debunked it, I've seen the original video without dunkey's voice, I've seen the original pictures on a fetish forum, it's not Leah, it's not Dunkey

never ever ever once provides source proving any of this

Keep sayin' it, dunkey.

mario rabbids is legitimately one of the best games on switch.
definitely top 10

Anon Babble doesn't care because vee is teenagers whose brains are unshaped.
Voice clip was edited in

That's cause they have a job and have sex

keep asking it

You'll come back with a testimony

No shit. I'm 23, and when I was a kid everyone just played CoD, Skyrim, GTA V, and Minecraft.
I only knew a couple people that had a Wii or Wii U.
It doesn't matter if a game is rated M or adult or whatever, every game is a children's game.

Children don't give a fuck about Mario

lol my nephew is 5, isn't allowed to have a console at home, and yet is obsessed with mario just from stuff like the movies and legos.

I know you dont want to hear this. I have 4 nephews and they are obsessed with Mario, donkey kong, and pokemon. So are all their school friends. Of course, my family isnt inner-city like yours probably is.

KEEP SAYING IT

Why do the bearded white male millennial basedboy archetypes love Nintendo so much?

I'm a millennial and haven't bought a nintendo game since the N64. I do pirate the shit out of them, though I skipped the switch due to how terminally shitty it is. I'm a 40-something millennial, however.

Bro children don’t game at all

It’s weird

Oh no no soillennials? Our response?

kek

i'm 32 and i haven't played a single nintendo game in my life

Same except I'm not bad or fat and I'm in my 30s. I used to wage slave but got laid off so now I'm just stuck on my computer with no way to make money anymore. It's not a bad life really, but I'm probably going to die on the street, starving or like Terry Davis eventually.

has grey hair and still has to catch them all

3 amiibos have been deposited to your account, gaijin

one of the great mysteries of our time

This is unironically what physical-only fags look like in the eyes of normies.

Why are Dunkey's videos so shit and low effort now?

now

real
every AAA game made in the past 15 years or so has literally been made for children

now

?

this has been debunked

keep saying it

I tried emulating a pokemon game once (emerald iirc) and it was boring af but admittedly I might have enjoyed it if I had played it as a child

he had one good video ever with the video game reviewers thing and went right back to 7 min bug compilations. his videos are almost all low effort.

At least I'm not European. God bless the real Americans, Pennsylvanian, who love the Legend of Zelda.

Yeah that’s what I meant. SNES nostalgia is warranted. Nintendo’s heyday.

My niece and nephew both love nintendo shit though

I’m mad Dunkey deleted the Super Mario 64 playthrough where he talked about the prostitute who left him

Why do Americans pronounce it "May-ree-oh"?

children are playing stupid shit like call of duty, minecraft, fortnite. Are you new or just fucking dense?

millennials are such cucks

Its good for tendies that they found something they like early and stuck with it for their entire lives, but its more like they worship it instead of enjoying it.
I wonder if I wasn't so scared of one of the movies in Freddi Fish, would I have become a giga manchild worshipping it?