How did Burnice succeed where every other ZZZ girl failed?

only on memes, no one plays her in game

astroturf: the character

ZZZ is a cunny game you normalfaggot shitdick , who gives about cosplayers? Die

zzz

succeeding

lmao
She is the 4th month here btw

Unironically because of "forced presence."
If you make a character who bounces around like an ADHD zoomer and acts as obnoxiously extroverted as possible, it's literally a winning formula to rope in the increasing demographic of virgins. It's the "kawaii" phenomenon evolved and cranked up to 11, except the emphasis isn't on being cute as much as it is being shameless.

she could peg me

Why does literally every whore cosplayer always get this gacha whores shoes wrong

bitch can't even kazotsky kick properly, I hate w*men :(

I have a spy cam and take canid shots of cosplaying sloots at cons.

hot

What is sex with Burnice like?

Really sloppy since she'll probably be drunk

More

Why are zoomers so scared of actual women?

Because they can self access themselves to know they will never attain a girl even 1/3 of that ones beauty, and that one is maybe a 6 or 7 out of 10. So why even bother? They'll stick to their waifu who openly express love for them or have perfect characteristics that fit their desired woman. We're just mice in an experiment this shit has already been known for decades

Couldn't be farther from the truth.

Burnice just encompasses the zoomer zeitgeist, that's why she's beloved between them.

Why does she look so dead in the eyes?

Unless we are talking about hookers and she is open to do cosplay for me, I dont care.

is that emiru?

women don't have souls

Baanisu is actually unpopular outside the West, you hallucinator.

I don't think they're scared so much as the prospect of pussy isn't worth it nowadays outside of casual sex and paying for pussy. Why would you chase after a girl that doesn't like your hobbies or anything you like, you don't have much else in common with and only wants to use you as a meal ticket?

Women used to be an enhancement to one's quality of life (or at least appeared to be so). They don't even live up to that standard anymore.

fat tits

fat ass

it's just that simple

Ive seen dozens of cosplayers with this exact outfit, decent quality too. is it that easily avaialble? or is it common practice to hire cosplayers to promote a specific character? or is it some rich executives fetish made into a character and sent out en masse?

AGP AGP AGP!

if i was a cute girl i'd dress like this all the time. but i'm not, i'm a 6'3 muscle thug and i'll never troon out. even tho being a cute girl would be wicked

Not so much scared, moreso the juice ain't worth the squeeze, so many things nowadays can permanently ruin your life, the trade off being 10 or so minutes of pleasure ain't worth it

succeed

lowest selling banner

That's Lighter.

kek, you creeps are grotesque.

i'm a 6'3 muscle thug

as a former hood nigga myself

This is you.

trans people vaguely mentioned

yep its time for me to open up my folder filled with unflattering trans people to spam.

btw its y'all wokies that make everything political and it makes me mad reee.

vaguely mentioned

I dunno what you cunts think being disingenuous like this achieves other than making people want to flay you alive.

I can't blame the ones posting the bait when we got these retards who can't control themselves and give them (You)s every time.

just came here to post, "God, I hate women."
God, I hate women.

selfies aren't allowed here buddy

no

someone ironically spamming AGP AGP

as if you really think that's sincere trans promotion, and you want to call me out on being disingenous, fucking hell.

Cute ass
More? Who is she?

Warm.

no one slapped the shit out of him

I was just pretending guys I'm totally not a faggot

kys groomer, even normies are fed up with your predatory behaviour.

6'3" muscle thug

yea im sure all 400lbs of you is solid muscle because your mom tells you that you're a growing boy.

Stop being a fucking delusional fatass and actually hit the gym, tubby.

6'3 190 14% bodyfat baby, come get some

every accusation, a confession.
Classic creep behaviour.

Of all the burnice cosplayers you choose to post that? At least post an official one chosen by hoyo themselves.

trans people vaguely mentioned

AGP AGP AGP!

take notes because this is how you lost at rigging your own election

Damn not that I'm doubting you but post physique. I'm sort of doubting you but I'm also just curious

post body

oh wait, you wont. because you're fat as fuck. Even if those were the right stats 190 at 6'3" is dyel tier.

1.X designs were such a massive mistake. So glad they're hard pivoting to Honkai Wuxia designs so ZZZ can finally stand out through it's style. When I was running the VHS store I kept saying to myself

This is cool and all, but I really wish I was teaching kung fu at a Buddhist temple in monk robes right now

Glad the dev's take player feedback so serious.

oh yeah, trans people love being refered to be AGP, its totally not a chud turn of phrase. /s

Not really, 14% 190 6'3" ought to be relatively muscular. NTA but body dysmorphia roidtrannies like yourself need to be put in your place

non-japanese asian

lol

you would need like 12 men for that tho

I think the funniest symbol I ever saw Satan draw was a star, but one of the corners was up like it was a leg. It looked like a dancing star. It’s really funny because he gives us a huge fetish for dancing. You have to be a very handsome, strong and cool man to have a hot girl dancing for you. So he’s saying we’re dreaming basically. Guys like that are 1 in a million. Unless they’ve been lying to me. I looked outside and noticed, out of the 100 people or so on my street, im the only one who sleeps alone xP

Kinda cringe lol

how embarrassing

him? holy shit, even better..

Both like dick

get new material, your gaslighting shit is incredibly transparent - and it won't bring trans ''''rights'''' back.

I thank God for women like this because they prove - unequivocally - that anime characters are not Asian looking.

it's all chud false flaggers!

don't mind me, just a tranny redditor just jumping in randomly to set the record straight after my gaydar was pinged

/s

back to rebbit, troon

obsessing over politics

on a coomer thread

this is why people consider you basement dwellers.

you clearly have never spent a day in a physical job. You dont need to even be close to roid tranny to hit those numbers. 190@14% while 6'3" is DYEL mode. I have worked with several all natty guys who are in that height range and body fat range who hardly look jacked and they're easily 225+. Hell, assuming that posters not lying about his height, hes got quite a few inches on me and at 15% im also 190. I look like i work out but im far from huge.

This is how i know that poster is delusional and probably a fatass whos lying about stats.

Ask Lycaon and Pulchra

where did you read false flag? are you retarded?

This, I remember playing ZZZ at launch and thinking to myself “these characters look way too cool and unique, I wish they looked more like the generic Chinese slop we’ve been fed for the past 25 years. Not the cool Chinese-inspired designs like Mortal Kombat, but the repulsive wushu designs.” And Mihiyo answered! Again!

I'm gay btw*

where did you read false flag? are you retarded?

trans people love being refered to be AGP, its totally not a chud turn of phrase. /s

fucking around with hormones has rotted your brain to the point where you can't follow more than one reply at a time.

that's not nicole

none of that infers false flag. and you dare have the gall to imply I'm the one with brainrot. Meds, Now.

hop off my dick troon. baby is jealous

lol you can tell both are dudes with massive filters and tons of make-up on, you're an absolute braindead fucking retard if you don't see it

obsessed.

troon obsessed weeb calling others “braindead fucking retards”

vaguely mentioned

Yeah, Vaguely mentioned, and not in a positive manner. Seethe harder chud.

lol
lmao even

concession accepted.

So? I don't have choice if I get excited nonetheless.

troonfaggot

go plan your next big tesla bonfire, fag.

Harder to find / make shoes than clothes. Could also just want something more comfortable to walk around in for the con.

you mean the next chud false flag?

i fucking love this cat

yup, redditors have been organizing groups of dozens of people for months now, protesting against the evil regime.

her

she cute

r/conservative really is an echo chamber hellscape huh. Thank fuck we have Anon Babble where we can goon in an apolitical manner.

If you don't like it, you must be scared of it

Hmm, I wonder which group typically uses this argument?

Classic anti politically correct argument right? those retards have been projecting since the 80s.

yeah, us Anons, huh?

succeed at what? taming a cat?

Based. It's fun to mess around with ZZZ style

gut is a bit too low, but it's AI. Maybe in 6 months it'll be better.

this is definitely wife material. i would pick her up for a 7:30 reservation at an atleast three star michellin star restaurant, where we could spend the next hour and a half discussing our hobbies, interests, and future intentions. which then afterwards i would invite her back to my 2 story condo to accept her request of tasting more vintage pinot noir because she is obviously teasing for another glass. before i begin making passionate sweet hot love to her begging supple body.

I'm thinking two kids, maybe three if we don't get a son by then.

Earworm song with the same bpm signature and key as gangnam style
She was created to be annoying marketable and memorable

Not shiny enough

video games?

Same

black lace bra visible under her tube top

This is great.

failed

The acronym '3DPD' is older than you retard

starts twerking at 0:11

BURNice

it's zoomers who love 3D onlyfans / streamer whores

simultaneously a blacked, lesbian and trans icon

Is she cursed?

maybe stop shitting threads with your fetish?

Left or Right
also x.com/kemotice/status/1918783781193802130

she was never the same after she made it into Smash

the best bait ever...

what did she even do to deserve that? poor bitch

Nicole is pure btw

x.com/alterkyon/status/1906469284496437393
Oh I'll give you shiny

now

literally her entire trailer was created to bait out tiktok dancing egirls and it succeeded, but idk about the "other girls failed" part since jane doe and ellen joe constantly get fanart and memes

epic.....truly epic

burnice won.
i don't even know a single thing about ZZZ but i see this anime bimbo cutie on my feed and i will bump like the good anon that i am :3

Notits cosplays as a character with big tits

Why isn't this illegal?

Vivian > Burnice

No

3DPD is old as fuck newfag.

Because they think they're better than me.

They're not "trans", they're MEN you retard.

For the blacked

blonde anime girl

literally called Burnice White

says zoomer ghetto slang

twerks

For the lesbian

the devs made her gay

For the trans

see above

thats a man

I hate Burnice because her name is pronounced wrong and they don't even fucking care.

take your fuckin meds

For me it's how they say "burniss" in the song, it's a small mistake but it makes it completely unlistenable for me

It's petty vengeance against the round-eyes for mispronouncing chink names.

Ur brown

When she succ me after I successfully completed NNN

What's a cheap cosplay low effort for dudes to chat up cosplay sluts? Not muscular enough to pull off real man whore shit but one day.

Honestly, what's with the influx of Reddit-types?
Was it the publicity from the "hack"?
New astroturf?

Nanami from JJK. Easy outfit to assemble and even easier to pull off since all you just need lean muscle; girls will literally line up to have you manhandle them because of that one trend.

r/conservative really is an echo chamber hellscape huh.

it's 1-2 people posting nothing but articles from approved pro-zionist websites. it's a joke.

White girls trying to twerk are so sad

Stop overtraining, stop taking onions protein, stop taking estrogenic synthetics and PCTs, or else ure gonna end up trooning out

denji

It's a deliberate strawman.
Why would any actual conservative bother discussing politics on fucking Reddit?
Shit, any non-mouthbreathing liberal would avoid it, too.

I doubt site retention is great when they ban the mere mention of games they love for the fear of potentially inviting shitposters.

Anonm, just think of the new adventures that await us, maybe we will even see a bad guy turn into an ethereal at the end of the chapter for the fourth time in a row!

They were here before. A lot of them are tourists who like Anon Babble and open their stupid mouths to talk down to anything right of Stalin because they cannot help themselves but a lot more are either paid or doing it for free shills/disruptors who organize raids on Anon Babble because we are wrongthink.

it's 1-2 people posting nothing but articles from approved pro-zionist websites.

On that note, who replaced u/maxwellhill?

and open their stupid mouths to talk down to anything right of Stalin

how do you do, fag?

shut up esl read it again

That can be fixed, I have a great track record of correcting lesbians and turning straight women gay. My dick is like a uno reverse card.

15 million in a month is bad

what did he mean by this?

She's sexy

i cringed instead of finding this hot

BROWN

trying to twerk

meds!!

stone these whores

we love cosplayers

Anon is embawassed... ^^'

I've gone to a local convention for 10+ years and I've still never had a gf or had sex

we know, burnice

Where are the pulchra cosplayers
you don't even need to wear a giant helmet fursuits use

grow up being told approaching women is SA, constantly see men rejected and ridiculed, social media mentally brainwashing to make you think that unless you're a 6ft square jaw adonis or rich you won't get any attention from women

most zoomers that would have been attentive and caring partners remove themselves from the dating pool

At the same time

pygmalion effect pushes girls to think only rich and beautiful men can be acceptable partners

the remaining men that stayed in the dating pool realize they can bang multiple girls with no commitment and do so; cheating and divorce hit an all time high

modern dating scene is like trying to find a needle in a haystack but the needle is a good partner and the haystack is a bunch of gold digging whores and unfaithful PoS men

Grim.

Holy shit those faces are horrifying. Looks like a bunch of plastic dolls with 10 filters layered on top.

I fucking hate white women so much.

Based.

55kg

4% bf

I want to breed Burnice and all of the SoC

what the fuck is up with their eyes? some makeup technique to make her eyes look less chinky?

What's her name? I need to look up her nudes.

it's based and asian women need to start doing it too

succeed

Your tranny idol flopped

burniebros... our response?
x.com/weakforlilly

Attributing this phenomena to zoomers when they're the generation that worships foid streamers more than anyone else

Pretending as if millennials weren't infamous for (rightfully) pushing women out of male spaces and labeling them as the bitches and whores they are

vaguely

There's nothing "vague" about shouting

AGP! AGP!

You disingenuous fag

I am not pulling Yixuan no matter how hard they shill her with muh void hunter rank but not a void hunter shit

ZZZ probably has the most budget behind the other hoyo games, it making 15m is a disaster

the first real egirl was jessica nigri who is too old for zoomers to even know. millennials didn't push anyone out of anything, they never had the strength to overpower women.