GTA 6

How Is it possible that I already love Jason and Lucia? It feels like the writing in this game will be on par with Red Dead Redemption 2. I was afraid the writing was going to be utter dogshit like GTA V but my fears are now put to rest

One of them is going to die or betray the other right?

ok cockstar intern

I want those thighs wrapped around me.

There's gonna be multiple endings methinks.

hello strauss

You will never experience intimacy like this

Both die at the end

It feels like the writing in this game will be on par with Red Dead Redemption 2

Thats not a good thing retard

Its a horribly bland Bonny and Clyde trope, they'll both die in a "Blaze of glory"

I hope not, what a fat goblina pig

RDR 2 story, writing and characters was great faggot nigger

why are they criminals anyway? as in what is their motive for robbing stores and shit? just money?

Watch the first trailer again and actually listen to the lyrics in Petty's song.

They look like composite Onlyfans male and female models portraits.

oh God this board is gonna be destroyed with pointless threads about GTA 6 stop advertising this thing its already sold

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz was boring as fuck retard

It was so bland and trite and utterly boring
Not one character evolved past a cardboard cut out and I had no interest in them
Horrible writing with jarring non historical appropriate wokeness shoehorned in
GTAV's story absolutely shits all over it

on par with RDR 2

So woke feminist anti-White trash?

b-b-but I’m afraid sister

One good scene that feels totally incongruous with the rest of the game

I think its because you can clearly see they love each other. That being said, I don't trust Rockstar to build upon this premisse, like GTA 5 ending felt rushed as fuck so we will prob end up having the usual

ending where they stay together

jason kills lucia

lucia kills jason

hopefully im wrong and rockstar surprise us

Race mixers burn in hell for eternity.

Chad buff white guy

Hot Latina with a big juicy ass

Please let them fuck on screen Rockstar

Their kids would be White

I wasn’t sure about Jason in the first trailer but after seeing in this trailer that his hair is blonde when it’s grown out I’m officially on board. White Boy Summer confirmed.

why are you cuck

Compare this trailer with GTA 5s second trailer or Red Dead 2s second trailer.

GTA 6 had nothing cool being said other than:

"We got this"

"We gotta stick together"

And the trailer was really low energy that kind of looks like the campaign won't go anywhere.

That genuine laugh Lucia does when she says "I saw you made the news yesterday" to Jason when they are sitting by the lake

That won me over. It's so wholesome. I might get more attached them than I did Arthur Morgan

Them being a couple is just a convenient way for R* to cuck out on being able to buy prostitutes.

There was next to zero reveal in this trailer you fucking mongoloid, we literally didn't learn anything new about these characters

Half the trailer is just them being a couple.
It's cute, but yeah, I don't really see how its supposed to market the actual game.

not playing unless i can make jason black

Instead of fucking hookers you get to fuck Lucia

Honestly fair trade

I'm just glad it's a white male protag

duality of man

You get to see Jason's personality on full display and you see the chemistry between him and Lucia you fucking autistic retard

advertising the game as a story of ripped white boy and his phat ass latina gf

"I don't really see how its supposed to market the actual game."

40% of zoomer males will never have this

sell them the dream

easy marketing to me

Bros...

What is his personality? Sitting around and drinking beer while his girl boss Latina gf pegs him?

I bet you could and when Lucia finds out she whacks Jason with her flip flops and becomes unplayable for 3 in-game days

Yes, that's what he said.

woman likes having sex with a man

this means she's dominant to the point of sodomizing him

what causes this thought process in zoomers?

White man latina propaganda

I won't fall for your tricks Rockstar.

Did Dan Houser write the story or did he leave before the story got to the final draft? This feels like a new writer who actually gives a shit. Dan hasn't gave a shit about a good story since RDR 1, GTA V story was goddawful and RDR 2 story had potential but was a bloated mess

wow and you called me the autistic one

Red dead redemption 2 was shit, as was gta v. this one looks even worse. GTA IV was the last good gta rockstar will make. most people only care for the multiplayer on this new game because the story will suck

But I want both. And you need to shower before returning to Lucia or she'll smell it on you and kick your ass.

I doubt it.

Leslie Benzies who produced all the older GTAs and other rockstar games is directing his first game which is MindsEye and it's probably gonna be ass, it's releasing episodically or something like that.

4contrarianism

GTA 6 doesn't need to be good to sell, all it needs is GTA Online 2.0

At least we get a canonical reason for why Jason won't fuck prostitutes. It's so jarring that Arthur didn't fuck the prostitutes. John at least had the excuse of Abigail but Arthur? Nothing

Can't wait to dupe moneybags again and sit like a king in my penthouse while the plebs grind some bullshit street jobs.

it's because they're instantly loveable tropey characters.
white florida man with a heart of gold, spicy ride-or-die latina who loves him but wants a better life for them
perfect criminal couple desu, knocked it out of the park with this one

do you think rockstar will fag it up with pay to win flying cars and motorcycles with lock on missles?

cute!

I can't believe take two is paying people to write shit like this, you're going to make billions no matter what

What's with the fucking Z-list tier cast? Don't tell me they couldn't afford some B-list actors that at least have charisma that brings more fun into the plot. Ubisoft literally bring Cillian Murphy into Far Cry 7 and you can't even have some folks from Breaking Bad to bring more attention. Michael Mando fells more suitable for as the protagonist of this game.

GTA always had literal fucking whos voicing the main characters.

except San Andreas*
but yeah who the fuck knew Ned Luke or Steven Ogg before GTA V? Or whoever the fuck voiced Niko? Or Arthur or John.. All of them are complete unknowns

Rockstar quit working with A list celebs after San Andreas. Apparently Tommy and Avery Carrington VAs were assholes may they both RIP in Piece. Either Dan or Sam Houser said in an interview that working with actors who have done little to no on screen acting works better because they don't have to deal with egos and they genuinely are better actors than A list celebs

MAN ON WOMAN SEX? WHAT THE FUCK?

I wager it’s R* trying to break into the female audience. We all know at least 90% of male gamers have at least bought or played a GTA in their life, so how do you expand the playerbase from there? By shilling to women with romcom stuff.

So far the only girls I know who have ever seriously played GTA are GTARP egirls. R* needs the female audience if they want to break GTA5 numbers and they know this, hence the female protagonist and the whole romantic slant Trailer 2 has going for it.

t. someone who works in marketing

I cant tell if this ironic anymore. Its really hard to believe someone is this retarded. Then again the cuckery of gen-cuck has no limits.

I liked ripped white boys and phat ass latina gfs but gta isn't ripped white boy and phat ass gf simulator its a bad person committing crimes and blowing up a million cars simulator

Who was Mary?

Because you’re a third worlder that is payed cents on the dollar by a media corporation to spam threads here and say how much you love the game and will buy it in order to trigger a herd mentality reaction.

Will be able to play as a nigger? I want to be able to play as a fun hood nigger like CJ and Lamar. Not like Franklin he was boring as fuck

Jason's boss at the start of the trailer is definitely voiced by Stephen Root. He sounds identical to Gideon's father from Gravity Falls. He's also the voice of Bill from King of the Hill

Yeah he's got a very distinctive voice, immediately noticed it.

you will never be the woman in a relationship

Yeah, that's normal. Why do you want to be someone's bitch so badly?

Seems like Rockstar changed their stance with working with established actors now

Seems like Rockstar changed their stance with working with established actors now

$100 it's because of the FAG-AFTRA strike

Cuck Strickland, he sells cocaine and cocaine accessories.

She’s so fucking hot . Holy shit I want a spic gf with a fat ass

he doesn't self-insert as jason

What's with the fucking Z-list tier cast?

Troy Baker is voicing Jason. Literally one of the most famous ever male voice actors.

Jason will be cucked

That's not Troy Baker, Rockstar models their characters after their VAs and Jason looks nothing like Troy Baker

they will try to gaslight you anon. we both know it was kino

It's 100% Troy Baker. We've got shit tons of his voice clips in this trailer. It's obviously Troy.

Rockstar models their characters after their VAs and Jason looks nothing like Troy Baker

Troy Baker looks far more similar to Jason than, for instance, Franklin's VA looked to Franklin.

it really does look so fucking gay

man having sex with woman

"BRO ITS LE FUCKING GAY"

It's amusing how she has the thousand cock stare in all the promo material.

Troy looks nothing like Jason bro. Like at all

Women are gay. It's not rocket science.

Why are they wearing shoes on their bed and sofa? Is that normal in US?

Just don't have ocd

And you think Shawn Fonteno looks like Franklin?

let me remind you that they are literally criminals who commit crimes

I remember a schizo "leak" ¿theory? about it having 4 endings depending on how much they love or hate eachother, basically
J and L love eachother happy ending
J hates and L loves = J betrayal ending
Same as above in reverse = the same but reversed maybe? idk
both hate eachother =super bad ending

Do criminals in US wear shoes on their beds? How about sleeping in shoes

blaze of glory

Is this a motherfucking X reference!?

They will betray eachother because every GTA is about betrayal.

I want this game now bros

Be honest, if he asks you suck his dick. Would you? Just as a one time thing and you're not gay for a one time blowjob

Only if he's uncut

So apparently this board is okay with race mixing as long as the protag is a white guy

I genuinely hope so. We need good friends to enemies kino.

*gasp* Is that true?

Please make a cameo. He was the best thing about GTA V

yes

no, i hate niggers

So apparently this board is okay with race mixing as long as the protag is a white guy

Yes? Obviously?

Why would we have a problem with white men conquering other race's women?

he's my nigger though

having sex is the same as conquest

Hates niggers

Plays GTA

face looks like a male nigger nerd with long hair

Racism is retarded in general

ray liotta is G and I'll miss his evil ass cackle

dumb zoomer

nigger
I like to walk around and shoot them on sight

Someone help me to understand how wanting the game to be all white people in an area predominantly filled with Latinos isn't DEI?

Of course. Why would I care about non-white guys? They can be deported or thrown off a cliff for all I care. The women are more than welcome to enjoy the fruits

Here's your new GTA protagonist, bro

Who asked for this?

The only way I'd want a female protagonist in a GTA game is if she had a look and personality like Revy from Black Lagoon

Faggot Eminem wannabe and a stinky spic

me i asked for it

I feel like it’s 10% blissful love and 90% stress.

Did half the budget go into Lucia's ass? It's perfect and I'm hard. I got to jack off

Jason is going to be hispanic on release and the chudflood seethe is gonna be wild

Vice City

Gta 5 "San Andreas" piss filter instead of the based pink filter

why did they do this?

So is body customization returning from SA? Cause Jason is buff but then scene when Lucia comes home from work he looks fat as shit

It's embarrasing that I can't wait to play dress up with Lucia like a little girl. She has a great body and I have a bunch of ideas I want to try.

self-cucking yourself

Why are Anon Babbletrannies stupid?

jason duval

that doesn't sound very hispanic to me hombre

They literally gave him the last name Duval

and people are saying this delay is a good thing and Rockstar isn't creatively backrupt
good lord

Jason has a PS5

Footage all captured on PS5

Well Rockstar made it clear where they stand

wdym tardo? They bought (sony) exclusivity rights for a year already

I hope I can customize him to look like Slim Shady

It can work, this makes me further convinced the game should have good customization options. Chicks like to deck out their digital dollies in cute clothes and shit, they'll probably do the same for the dude too. I wonder if Rockstar would be open to paid mods? Could be an alternative revenue stream right there.

Anon Babble does GTA VI legitimately have the best graphics ever made? I’m blown away by how real and detailed this is. Holy shit

Why is Rockstar so cagey about the voice actors?

See

So Anon Babble has no problems playing as a woman as long as she’s hot?

The first trailer is about Vice City itself and the vibe, the second trailer is about Jason and Lucia's relationship, it doesn't focus on one or the other, it focuses on them as a couple.

Stephen Root is the first person to speak

Isn't she working with the cops?

Wait a second. Is Phil Cassidy the first GTA character from the 3D Universe to appear in the HD universe? Maybe this is his son? Because Phil would be old as fuck by now and this guy has both arms

White + shit ≠ white, kike.

He has both arms so obviously alt universe