Elden Ring movie might be actually happening

Movie insider says they are only in negotations fase

l bet this is gonna be made by shitflix

Jack Black as the MC?

Goddamn Alex Garland is such a fucking hack

I... am the Tarnished.

Alex Garland

Why?

lets do a movie on the most current popular normie slop game

Why are Hollywood jews like this?

Who gives a fuck?
Take it to Anon Babble

Tarnished, welc-

AYO WHERE THE MUFUGHN TRANS BITCHES AT

*who let the dogs out mumble rap remix plays*

MMM DIS NIGGA GON SUCK GOOD TONITE

*laugh track*

...THIS SUMMER...

*drives a lowrider with illegal bump hydraulics off the cliff*

...PREPARE TO HAVE REPRESENTATION AS A MINORITY OR LGBT...

*an indian transman with a peg-leg sheds a tear*

..IN THE FIGHT..

*tyrone shoota down undeads wearing maga hats with his 9mm uzi*

..FOR THE ELDEN RING..

*black woman says AHH HELL NAW*

Zendaya will play Ranni and Hunter Schafer will play Melina

dumb woman get their version with blacks and feminism

I love Garland but why does he sometimes take such retarded decisions in which film to pick?

28 Days Later, Dredd, Lollipop Chainsaw. The reason I'm baffled by all this is that fantasy stuff ain't exactly his ballpark.

based on a novel by Jeff VanDerMerde

good

pick one

He could have picked better fantasy that suited his talent and not follow the trends.

i think these idiots dont know anything about the game so far they probably think its like a typical fantasy lord of the rings army battle etc stuff

Ah yes, that movie totally needed a scene with the wife cheating on her husband with a black man right at the beginning

If it's live action I'm not watching

Why didn't they do this sooner, Fromsoft's games are pefect for adaptations, as there's barely a story except for bunch of names for items and armors, it's way better than Halo.
It's perfect for making a gratuitous sex scene for Netflix Original™ character, Tyrone the black skinned Knight™ and Stacy the legendary side buzz-cut warrior™,
while they use recognizable lore items for fans like The Magical Lube of Diddlyfuck, named by George R.R. Martin himself, as a prop to spice up the scene.

elden beast will be shitty pixar cgi with jack blacks voice

tom holland will be a tarnished in training and pedro pascal will be the the veteran tarnished that survived in the lands between who teaches him and dies half way through the movie

Alex Garland is an extremely good director but I don't think anyone could make Elden Ring work on film. FROM games are good because of the mystique, making a movie out of it would kill all of that.

Lollipop Chainsaw

What? Also he has directed a ton of stuff that you didn't even bother to mention, just writing credits on two movies he didn't even direct.

The story barely makes sense as a video game, I don't see how it could possibly make sense as a movie unless it is something else entirely.

Lollipop Chainsaw

That was James Gunn, no idea how you could confuse him for Alex Garland how does heady sci-fi shit.

Faggot is only saying it to get GRRM to work with him. Nobody actually likes the "backstory" nor ""lore"""in soulsborne games.

You don't hate jews enough.

A24

cool another pretentious nothingfest where the entire premise is revealed in the trailer

When is Jack Garland making a movie

why? that's fucking stupid. I love the game, but the "story" is a jumbled stupid mess that makes no sense except that you can become the elden ring or burn everything down. the rest is mumbo jumbo, and everyone has the same name

JRR Martin is a fucking hack

my thoughts exactly

Are there black people in Elden Ring?

I only play PvP games.

deboonked

best vidya game

best movie soon

the seethe from Anon Babble will never stop lol

a group of female tarnished (+ one trans) kills all the WHITE STRAIGHT MALES

they will heal Radahn cause he's gay (with uncut 5 minutes sex scene between him and his boyfriend)

Radagon is root of all evil and Marika dindu nuffin

American Idiot plays as the ending song (cause Radagon is Trump)

BASED and KINO!

Who in the fuck actually wants this? Like no matter what they do it's going to seem like a story of nonsense because of how loose lore is. Are they making an entire movie for vaati to be the only person to claim makes sense?

I had no idea Alex garland was so swarthy.

STARSCOURGE RADAHN

Pfft, this so called "margarine" is surely a pushover

cut to quirky chungus female sidekick with her mouth agape

What, next you're gonna tell me "he's behind you!!" *shakes hands in pretend horror*

turns around, margit is holding his sword

tarnished immediately rolls

and rolls again

and rolls some more while margit is still holding his sword

finally swings it and rollcatches tarnished

blown back to the wall

I... should've.. known.. the attack was coming 5.68 seconds after he lifts his sword and not right away

quirky sidekick empties estus on his head

Soulsborne """lore""" and "world building" is a joke so adding blacks to it does nothing.

NIGGER FAGGOT

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*proceeds to chimpout like a savage nigger, throwing food and feces and children*

He could have used a better medieval fantasy game. Elden Ring has virtually no story nor world building to fall back to. He would only do this to get the Game of Thrones guy to notice him. It's just a marketing publicity stunt.

For a second I thought that was the nu-Star Trek guy.

Outside of Sekiro, none of the Fromsoft MCs have actual identity/persona. Even Sekiro have a non-existent sterile personality. The only theatrical acting that you get are from the key NPCs. Heck Fromsoft games have unconventional unorthodox storytelling. The narrative and lore are fragmented, scattered and obscured.

I wonder how are they're gonna make this work. Typical popcorn movie style wouldn't work. But it's A24. I haven't seen a lot, but they could make it like the Witch or Lighthouse. It's mostly silent and there's little MC dialogues, but it's the fucking shit de character that had more theatrical act. They need to make a silent protagonist, maybe a mute or something, with a flawed soul or physical impairment. So the side characters that the Tarnish meets will be the one driving the actual story and get conversations going. They have to get fucking Dafoe a role in this. Maybe some more actors with caliber and emotive acting. Perhaps fucking Assbender could be a villain. Or maybe the silent protag himself. Who else? Joaquin Phoenix? Daniel Day Lewis / Ralph Finnes as Patches LMAO! Old Gary Oldman isn't as colorful as the younger chameleon he used to be. Jeremy Irons? John Malkovich? Holy shit they're all old now. Eddie Redmayne was great in Black Plague and Pillars of the Earth. Oooh fucking Ian McShane. Perhaps Mackenzie Crook or Alan Tudyck if they needed a goonie role in the team.

Just none of those normie actors like Momoa, Bautista, Cavill shit please. I'd drink bleach if Zendaya gets a fucking role here.

This is especially bizarre because there's an interview where garland himself says exactly that.

I don't think you could make a dark souls movie. You could do a short film, maybe that's something I'd be interested in doing some day

shit de

side

Illumination presents

Radhan jumps off a big diving board

"STARSCOOOUUURHE CANNONBALL!!!"

"Foul Tarnished... oh wait, that was me. Sorrrrrry!"

At that point just adapt the manga and go in knowing it's a shitpost

ROYAL REVENANT

Let the guy who made Kung Fu Hustle make it and have it be an action comedy

There is literally no director in the world who could make a good ER adaptation. The only one who comes close is Prime Peter Jackson

Wouldn't it be a big waste of time to develop soulsborne onto the screen. You're asking for a flop at this point since nobody wants to see a silent MC movie without personality.

video game movie about a game that has a vagueass story you have to interpret on your own

This won't end well.

He has shit taste in games lmao.

The entire movie will be this youtu.be/gHdDxKy2QW0?t=12

for 3 hours and then at the end the MC kills a skeleton

people watched lost

The Tarnished (played by Chris Pratt) enters the Erdtree

Before him stands Radagon of the Golden Order

Elden Ring theme plays

Radagon slowly approaches, his hammer ready to strike

The Tarnished looks scared before running towards Radagon and kicking him in the balls

OOF NOT IN THE ELDEN STARS

He crumbles into dust

Tenet

I didn't, I dropped that shit as soon as the others showed up

He only wrote on those movies and didn't direct any of them dumb dumb

Bloodborne would've been better. Make it like Van Helsing, but more like that Priest movie with Paul Bettany. The Priests in that films were very much alike the Hunters in Bloodborne. Paul Betanny character was that silent type too. Heck, Mark Dacascos was basically silent in the Brotherhood of the Wolf, and he wasn't even the actual hero. He was pretty much Tonto to that White protag.

Tenet is confusing only on the first watch. You can have it explained to you, but it isn't vague, it's definitive in one way only. Souls shit can be interpreted multiple ways via headcanon.

It's the same trite as the rest. Nobody would unironically watch it since the lore and world building is trash and doesn't carry weight to do anything interesting with it.

Interesting but hard to pull off without at least a trilogy

I will now watch your movie

I hope this makes it in

Alex Garland is a talentless hack jew who will inevitably ruin anything he touches.

You clearly haven't played Bloodborne.

Yes I have and Lies of P mogs the shit out of it. They should make a move of that instead of Troonborne which has nothing going for it.

Yes I did it has no story

low-IQ brownies

starscourse radahn falls from the sky

tarnished looks at him

"so.... do you talk first or I talk first?"

It was shit and so was the """lore"""".

Stopped watching hollywood films for good couple years ago. I'm never coming back.

You already know the story though, so why bother with an inferior product (movie). If it was LotR then that's different because you get to see all the designs and hear the music composed which is not in the books. There's nothing in a movie that you did not see in the game minus that the movie is unplayable unlike the game. Only successful movie game was Mortal Kombat 1 because it took the characters that people recognized and made them do cool spectacle things on screen and added techno music. At the last minute they realized there wasn't enough fighting so they added the Reptile and Scorpion fights which were the best, so it was really pure luck that that movie succeeded too.

It's basically just the Robert's rebellion from a song of ice and fire only fromsoft removed so many elements "King Robert" is just hanging out at the end of the game waiting to fight you for Marika (Cersei) for no reason

they want me to fight the godskin?

GODSKIN DUO

It's basically just the Robert's rebellion from a song of ice and fire

Except it's nothing like that

90 replies and no one's even noticed retarded OP said "fase"
This board is finished

The MC better be wearing their raging wolf helmet at all times. They must be faceless for this to work.

It 100% is. Are you unaware fromsoft got popular because they aped Berserk? They never credited him once by the way. Elden ring is literally just "hey remember berserk"? references every 10 feet. The four armed blue bitch is literally schierke and her bodyguard is a dog man

Elden ring is fromsoft licensing game of thrones so they can ape it, that's why they paid GRRM. The entire game is just vague references to game of thrones, and somebody realized halfway through that that was stupid and axed half of it, probably miyazaki himself

Elden Ring movie before MGS

Kojima BTFO

He's made 3 good films, none of which are fantasy. I have zero faith in this being good. Elden Ring would make a terrible film, as well. The story and establishing lore is fairly simple but everything else is intentionally vague and I have no idea what the fuck they would even make a movie out of.

It 100% is.

No, it isn't

The Nameless King

You know what's sad? In an alternate reality, in some perfect world, it would be pretty cool if pulled off right. Lands between has some great scenery/atmosphere, some cool characters, cool weapons and abilities, etc. I'd even say the non-concrete lore gives freedom to come up with a decent story, since it leaves it somewhat open to interpretation.

Really wish we were in that alternate reality

i... am queen marika the eternal

This nigger has no idea how art works.

but everything else is intentionally vague

What is vague?

TORRENT JOCKEY

A24 film

Netflix

He's going to remove his helmet 2 minutes in and show his ass cheeks constantly in all the movie's 5 sex scenes (supervised by an intimacy director of course).

sorry but the face makes it obvious

You're all retarded. You bought a game and argued over the lore for years and it's literally just game of thrones. Radagon and Marika are Jaime and Cersei lannister and their incest produces fucked up children. Fromsoft extended this to basically every god or whatever in elden ring. They were all basically children of incest and that's how you got freaks like morgott who were probably designed very late in the game's development and got all the misbegotten lore.

The entire game is a testament to GRRM's obsession with incest, that's why even the DLC is about gay incest

built for The Tarnished(african)

Everything else. The majority of backstory, lore, and story is done through environmental storytelling, item descriptions, and pure conjecture.
They can keep the sex scenes but only if he leaves the helmet on.

Nope, you don't even understand how children are created in Elden Ring lol

None of those are vague though.
They require intellect to grasp, but are not up to debate

Through incest, because the entire game is about incest

His recent movies was Men, Civil war and co-directed Warfare.. so if this happens the Elden Ring movie will be a disaster

You don't know what the word vague means.

Does A24 produce TV series? Imagine Yharnam with HBO GOT's budget. Holy fucking shit. We get to see the different factions and how they were split and went against each other. Early seasons we would see our young MCs POV of being trained as Hunters to hunt all the beasts around Yharnam. Mid seasons we find out the Church was bad and your bosses, your faction and your senior Old Hunters were the "bad guys". Later seasons we see more of the legendary Old Hunters, the Workshop Hunters, Powder Kegs and you see the the MCs fights against them to find the truth. Later seasons you find out about the Cainhurst Vilebloods, more about the church and its corruption, MCs find new ally with the League. Finale season finally shows the true scope of the whole fiasco, MCs and the fellowship drops right and left splintered by different beliefs etc. The whole Great Ones and genetic engineering, conspiracy against humankind itself. Perhaps there's only one or two MCs left that finally "went mad" or rather gained true insight and finally able to see the true nature of the world and the fabric of reality itself. These two MCs finally get to the fishing Hamlet and see it... And then just before the final episode, they fucking fight each other, coz the one says "this is our world now, we live here," and the other one says something like "it's escapism, can't you see?" and he wins so he fights you know who and the actual you know whole in the final next episode.

hahah yes I agree my blacked friend, you can get the trannies for yourself

No one gonna comment on the fact OP said "fase"?

I don't even know what that means.

If he had better taste then he would consider an Outer Wilds movie or Stanley Parable given the nature of his films.

So, what story will the movie based on

Marika rising in the Hornsent society

Marika conquered and founding

The Shattering

The War

The worst possibility : fucking main game storyline

It's just a fact of Anon Babble now that threads are mostly made by ESL retards.

Presumably he meant "phase"

Stop with the video game movie slop, games don't need fucking movies and they're always terrible. Just stop the gay movie video Game slop already

already knew the story

You could say the same with ASOIAF and Game of Thrones.

The thing is Fromsoft games doesn't read like book with POVs and meticulous details. They also don't play out like fucking Nolan movies or Kojima/Kubo Tits with he pretentious build up of convoluted faux depth only for someone to start anime monologuing at the end, dropping heavy exposition and explaining everything like every fucking dumb heist movies.

If anything Fromsoft could benefit from movies because it could tell more of the stories and lore than what the actual games could. High production TV mini-series would be better. A Fromsoft movie/series would basically be a better done YouTube Zanzibart lore explanation.

played by Chris Pratt

Michael Cera

and it's literally just game of thrones

It's nothing like Game of Thrones, which is exactly why the lore is impenetrable for retards like you. It has nothing to do with mundane political drama dogshit so you can't compare it to anything like Game of Thrones.

Elden Ring is a story of metaphysics and ascension to Godhood through Runic powers. The entire theme is the control of Fate and lives. If you can't get it you will never understand its story.

The only GRRM work that clearly inspired the foundation of Elden Ring is Men of Greywater Station, a sci-fi novel about Fungi creatures controlling bodies, compelling creature to fight, and where theie control represents ideologies, desire to prevail at the expenses of others and war

"might"

"insider"

"negotiations"

No
None of those things are vague in the slightest

I actually this this could work but only as a House of the Dragon style drama about the demigods warring over the shards, with no mention of the tarnished

An animated movie showing the events before the game, like the war, the fall and the murder of godwyn, all that shit, it could be kino if done correctly. Like a fucking shakespearean opera.
Alas, we know they will likely fuck them up and do the player history with talking player characters and niggers everywhere

I don't understand the appeal of wanting to turn everything into a movie. why not just enjoy the game the way it should be and just playing it? DMC didn't have to be a shitty anime directed by a massive fucking faggot that doesn't understand the appeal of it and likes it for the wrong reasons, so that "fans of the series" can say they enjoy it for the wrong reasons. These people want everything to be a movie, a film, an anime series, a huge studio made series. Why? the game already did all the talking, why ask for an inferior retelling of everything you just saw in the game

The same shit as with remakes, trying to cash in on popular names. Or do you think these fuckwads do it for the love of the craft or something?

It's the same people who watch streamers or demand easy/story modes, they don't want to play they just want to be part of a group

Anon it's just (((hollywood))) fags that can't imagine that they are not profiting from something popular and thus must try to profit, usually at the cost of the name the thing they are trying to profit from.

Deus Ex Machina, 28 Days Later, Dredd, and Annihilation are his claims to fame. He seems to either make something really good or the most mediocre shit imaginable & nothing in between.

No no, I completely understand the corpofucks who see the money in it, I don't understand the consumers that very badly want every game they see to be turned into a movie. In any video of a game cutscene there's always some faggot that says "this should be a movie"