Healsissies in SHAMBLES

Nah. Healers are the leaders. They run the show. They are the best players keeping their side winning. Other players are lesser, aren't comfortable, don't try as hard, and can't manage much. Aren't aware of all the factors needed to win. Look up to healers, they'd be you if you were good.

I don't know what this gibberish is supposed to mean. Leave me out of your fetishism, tranny.

I'd rather fuck a man than a tranny

Healers give heals. Tanks receive heals.

Healers are the pitchers. Tanks are the catchers.

I like all three roles. Healing was/is by far the most stressful.

Based on which aesthetic principle are you declaring it "incorrect"?

Incorrect doesn't feel like the right word for this, either. Like saying the amount of rain we're having today is incorrect
(I realize I'm replying to a shitpost; what do you think this is?)

OK you'll just get kicked and replaced.

Yeah, that's the right thing to do. One day these sub-humans will break their leg, or someone breaks their leg because that's what they do to each other, and then a "healsissy" will have to repair their leg. I can only hope that they're turned away when that happens.
Everyone on this board is

low iq

zero empathy

and that's why they can't understand healing. I'll be hiding every single post in the thread and filtering any images posted. The rest of the board is filtered as well.

I'm a deeply closeted shadow priest

t. dyel

unless you're Medic from TF2

I've seen you run this routine in a dozen other threads. Why even post on 4cuck if you're going to hide everyone else's posts?

Why even post on 4cuck if you're going to hide everyone else's posts?

I'm glad you asked. I was on this website when everyone wasn't some two digit IQ NPC motherfucker who's basically one person I dislike; They're all gone and it's just me left. I refuse to be chased off my website by people I hate, so I'll be here when you're all gone. I think I'll win, because everyone is fucking stupid, and they'll die in some way.

He needs attention but he's too shy to just ask for it.

Call me a bottom again and I won’t heal you anymore

keeps talking shit

WAAAHHH WHY IS NOBODY PLAYING HEALER ANYMORE

in our weekly arma games i usually play the medic, if i so much as allude to that shit i 'accidently' overdose your ass or let you bleed out or i lose you unconscious body somewhere in the underbrush where nobody will find you. enjoy your 15 to 30 minutes respawn time faggot

It doesn't matter if people stop playing healer. Playing healer is like being White - the less there are, the more important each person is. Nobody on this website would understand the concept because there's nothing special about them at all.

Me-Me-Mercy-sama I ne-eed healing

Why do you silly little healsissies think this a viable threat? You think any organized team is going to tolerate a healer who refuses to heal over petty bullshit? There are a thousand other healers who are capable of the same basic mechanical skill of pressing a button when a healthbar is low that you seem to think is a rare skill. Refusing to heal isn't going to get you respect it's going to get you kicked and replaced with a healsissy who's more submissive and obedient.

Mfw I always imagine my healer character getting fucked by my teammates during the night in the camp

I'm so fucking cooked, but it gets my dick hard

TF2 medic is absolutely fun as shit and once you get with the crossbow you'll have people submissively standing still waiting to get your shots

Sounds like you need to get your life together. Stop rotting on this shithole and go do something useful, it's long overdue.
Everybody else moved on, aside from you, loser.

according to your jew ass maybe

tl;dr
healer queues are fast in every game and have all the leverage

tanking is the true bottoming role
you take pounding from multiple guys at the same time

Yeah readings a little too much for bimbos like you, best to let your tanks do the thinking for you.

Exactly the kind of tsundere shit we expect from you.

Yeah readings a little too much for bimbos like you, best to let your healers do the thinking for you.

healslut

not a debuff masosadist

I will walk into middle of the enemy team, afflict each and every one of them, get violated from all sides, and die in absolute bliss having sealed their death warrant.

I see healer as a kind of necromancer, but instead of controlling skeletons you wrangle retards

Hello saar
An Indian man said this

Sounds exhausting.
Also, based on this interpretation, most healers should be on a permanent powertrip, since people live and die based on their whims.

Reminder that the dps gets kills because the healer allows them to get kills. It would be piss easy to focus more on my offensive abilities and not heal you at all. But that would remove the fun out of being a support, so I let some spastic liittle tard deal with that instead

The only game where bottoms should be tanks and not healers is XIV endgame raiding
healslut bottoms are often retarded and need to play easy mode to pretend to be helpinig

It does matter as it makes the experience worse unless you are playing healer.

Homeopathic race theory

Not that guy but I'm still here, too, and you're exactly right but I don't wanna

You remind me of that big white guy in Prometheus that drank the Spider-Man villain Venom and then got turned into sand.

working for a company is like bottoming the boss

HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY LOL XD GAY GAY GAY

Being a healer is the most polarizing position to be in. You're either the borderline cult leader raid leader that picks healer to put more brain power in strategizing, or you're a bottom bitch boy that picks the easiest and most sought-after role for easy attention and simps. But there's always the same trend: You ARE a bottom. It is a necessary role, two halves can't make a whole without a hole. Will you be the bossy tomboy-esque power bottom that rides your teammates dick while insulting their shit skill? Or will you be the sissy hypno addicted loser that gets off on the mere idea of being used and abused?

Easiest role, back in the day my wow guild put me on healduty when I was too drunk. Still outperformed the mains, so people began to buy me booze and weed the day before the raid. Good times.

Play class based fps ,MOBA, or MMO raid

woman picks healer

proceeds to be complete shit the entire game while never shutting the fuck up

YOU get called a piece of shit if you call them out

mfw this happens 755 of the time

This exact scenario is what motivated me to become a healer main, so my brothers can have fun and never deal with the dumbass bitches i've had to.

Aragorn is a healer. Does he look or act like bottom?

female healer

attention whore

male healer

pro team player

every time

Homosexuality is biological hedonism.

You will wait 40 minutes for your replacement healer. I will wait 0.5 seconds for an entire replacement group.

being gay would make me happier

Hmm?

Play Marvel Rivals

Usually play Punisher

Ge3ts boring after 4 matches

Just take tank or healer depending what is needed

Next match

5 Dps

Keklmao

Take Clock and Dagger or what they are called

Heal the usual retards

2 of them literally dumb as shit

They storm into 2 tanks get instant killed

Always rush into enemies without back up

"SHIT HEALER LOSING THE GAME"

"OMFG DO SOMETHING WHERE IS MY HEAL"

Write "Okay"

Only use the nigger charatzer the rest of the game and dont heal anymore

They rage so hard that they leave the game

As is all sexuality. Your point? Or are you coping for your unwanted asceticism?

This is why I only heal characters smaller than me

long hair

trimmed beard to tickle the cock

kinda

Being a healer is the biggest gigachad move one can make, but because unga bunga tanks feel threatened they need to spread this gay healer shit.

You need some level of skill to keep people alive when literally every other kind of player is focused on how they can kill harder.

Remove healers from the game, time release medpacks on the field.
Games are fixed.

I won't play your game
now what?

here's your righteous defender of justice and deliverer of vengeance, bro

if you're mentally ill you should become more mentally ill

When you think of bottoming you think of fag fantasies

When I think of it I am simply a titan keeping the world afloat.
without me the heavens will fall
It is a punishment worth enduring at some times.

bottoming is more pleasurable than topping though

This. One of the best reasons to be healer is to occupy the slot that would be taken by some of the biggest faggots in gaming and saving yourself and others a headache.

so is being a tank if you think about it

based beyond belief

More like sissyphus who is punished to take dicks in the ass for all of time, but they stop railing you whenever you get close to cumming.

meh, going healer is a nice way to learn new maps or relax between try hard matches

depends on the game
in battlefield or hell let loose being the medic role is kino
in marvel rivals,overwatch or world of warcraft being a healer makes you a bitch/poof

h-healer why d-didnt you heal m-me

Do I have your personal healbitch on the top of my head

y-yeah!! t-thats your j-job though!!

Get the fuck out of my game

Being a switch is more pleasurable than exclusively bottoming or topping. Picture this: A guy fucks a guy that fucks a guy. The guy doing the fucking but not being fucked experiences the least pleasure, and the guy being fucked but not doing the fucking experiences the second most pleasure. The guy in the middle that fucks while getting fucked experiences the most pleasure, since he's basically topping and bottoming at the same time, combining the lower pleasure of topping and the higher pleasure of bottoming together. Now in practical terms you might not always be able to be in a threesome situation like that where you're pleasantly stuck between a rock and a hard place, but being a switch means you can not only maximize your opportunities for pleasure, you can also be the top to be a bottom later or be the bottom to be the top later. It's just gay science.

but i AM a bottom

I find it funny that people who play healers view themselves completely differently as people who play other roles.
Healers think they are ones causing the most impact, most leadership, 'retard wranglers' etc.
Whereas the other roles see healers as the role that the unskilled plays. Requires no good aim, no special positioning, the role you play when you want to ghost and get carried

Yeah and the healer is only allowed to finish the dungeon because the DPS killed all the enemies. That's kind of how the trinity works, lets not pretend like any one role is more dependent on the other.

sign of a good healer is that they are "invisible"
others only notice you when something goes wrong

That's because being healed feels inconsequential, even though in reality it's not. Think of your average dpstard, he just does his damage and 99% of the time never notices whenever the healer saves their sorry ass. He just does his damage dealing thing with his brain on airplane mode, healers don't exist to them until they die. That's why the only good healer class is the medic from TF2, because you're reminded that they exist in a real way through their ubercharge.

Why do queers have to inject their perversions into everything, is being a faggot their entire personality? I've never once joined a party and thought about the healer being an ass pirate for playing a role in a video game, so fucking weird.

Back when I played LoL, I noticed that my adc started getting more pentas after I switched to support. So I’m fairly confident that I carried hard

It's almost like this is exclusively a chronically online thing and not a real thing you encounter in video games. Why are you complaining again?

This. Healers function like CGI and makeup.

incredibly based
thank you for your service king I am sick of these retarded attention whores who can only "play" healer, take the healer/support slot to trick you into thinking you might have one, then somehow fail to even do their one job no matter the game
even if they somehow manage to put together two braincells to press the heal button you are never getting anything out of them
male healers will go beyond the call of duty, debuff, shotcall if needed since they can keep an eye on the whole team, actually use more than one skill, even potentially hold aggro in an emergency
bonus: they are able to heal players that are not their e-bf

based wrestling

that time when healers boycotted ffxiv and the game played exactly the same without them

ADC is literal masochism without a good support

go ranked

support immediately picks yuumi

load into game

see supporter name

kittymeow #uwu

40 minutes of being raped and unable to get any lead at all whilst your support decides to hug the turret like a protester trying to prevent a tree from being cut down

get blamed at the end of the game

It is not fun.

I don't know why but they feel like the most appropriate pics for threads like these.

It goes with everything!

it's BOTTOM lane for a reason

Oh... That makes sense... No wonder pro players keep laneswapping, nobody wants to caught be holding the hot potato...

I stop healing and non of that means jack shit

is being a faggot their entire personality?

yes

Be me, big strong tauren BVLL tank, peak bara

Blood elf male priest heals me and sticks to me like glue

Everyone posting 'you just know'

Turns out they don't since it's the blood elf who is balls deep in me every night

MMO

pick any DPS that can lifesteal

play it like tank

And the next drooling cock addict healer using buttplug io in line instantly replaces you. Great job, you really showed us.

be caught holding* sorry for the stroke

what a twist!

”””healer strike”””

immediately find a low self esteem scab who’ll heal for some occasional headpats and one sided conversation

You can’t do shit

Yes
I WILL rely on nobody
I WILL be the one man party, you are just here for the ride
I WILL do the damage
And the healing
And the tanking
You can throw a buff or debuff if you would so kindly please. As a treat

"healer" strike

it's all just trannies and women

Posts like this are why you faggots end up stuck with stupid whores and twinks with plugs in their holes as your healer, despite being the perfect position for a strategic mastermind in most games
I've played a lot of Renata Glasc in League and it's incredibly fun. You get to use your teammates' stupidity to turn enemies against themselves, grant revives to correct otherwise incorrigible mistakes, and also reposition enemies to your direction of choice.

kek

retards with the biggest victim complex but the smallest amount of skill go on strike

this is supposed to be a bad thing

it's the most useful they've been since installing and the first thing they should be thanked for

Show 1 (one) example where you can do this and it's viable

in a shitty or unbalanced enough mmo I promise you it is
t. played a lot of cn trash

I play healer because babysitting retards is more engaging and challenging than any AI. I'm playing PvP while you're looking at number go up.

The only one I can think of is Guild wars 2 but that game doesn't exactly run on the standard MMO trinity

You closeted homos parrot the same 'healer supremacy' cope every time, yet always fail to bring up examples as to how exactly you "use your teammates' stupidity". You're not a mastermind puppeteer, bro. You're a puppet that's letting itself be puppeteer-ed, then act as if it's the one doing the puppeteering.

LoL supports aren't really healers and unironically MMOs could learn a lot about making supports fun from LoL. I would rather face 10 min queue times to play DPS or tank than play as a healbot or buffdrone but give me a support like Thresh and I'll wait in a 10 min queue just to play that.

nigger you're posting tumblr screencaps on Anon Babble
who are you calling a sissy

The sigma dps exists to get one tapped and have autstic meltdowns over half a percent of crit chance

You say that till you DPSfags run a team without one and you cannot fathom strategizing around it.

Wouldn’t know about that because I exclusively play control supports. Buy health pots if you want healing

Its why I stopped playing support. I was fuming too much. Even in games where I could 100% block enemy damage, retards would keep walking out of the safe areas and dying. Literally going AFK would increase their survivability. Its amazing how bad some people are.

What happens when you end up in a game of 5 "alpha chads" all playing dps
The whole team cries how theres no healers or supports

yeah. i also play all my multiplayer games with chat completely off, friend requests completely off, etc. i like to play as if my teammates are actually bots, which they really might as well be. in match after match after match, i get more stats than them in literally everything, on top of the healing i do which is often highest in the match too.

I'll give you a stroke alright... ;)
I'm a healer main btw

its called marvel rivals, and its why i moved back to overwatch 2 where open queue isn't the standard.

übersaw medic train bros ww@?

They cry the same way first world countries whine when they don't have a third world country to abuse.

coupled with random crossbow shots

I got it from reddit, actually

Bonus points: Refusing to switch to one when asked despite it "being the easiest role to play"

Because it’s boring and you give up all your agency in the game by playing it. Games need to stop having traditional healers

reddit

, actually

Please just hit the enemy instead. There already enough people molesting me in a 1v2 botlane. thanks.

bottoms are bad at video games and have small brains

Weird how every single healer itt just so happens to be le 1337 gaming god who could easily solo the entire dungeon but decides to group up out of the kindness of their heart

healers are g-ACK!

when other people are healing: "UwU pwease wet me give you heawie-weawies :3"

when I'm healing:

Then what is homophobia? It is extremely unnatural

So do people want help from healers or not? Don't you want to stay in the game longer? Do you really want to go back to the days of just shooting and the only health you need is from pickups? I'm not sure many modern gamers would like that change.

Sodomy is a sin, homosexuality is a mental illness, and anal sex is the most diseased prone type of sex barring bestiality. Yes, there are things wrong with being gay.

It is extremely unnatural

So is like 99% of everything modern humans do, what's your point?

its gay

i dont mind

Dude, I've been just rereading WORDSWORDSWORDS desert arc, what the fuck
Rich did Malack and Nergal dirty desu. Fucking "special chambers" was beyond retarded

Reread the whole arc and pay attention to everything Malack said.

My friend heals me but I never say shit like this, he has a deep voice. It would be really gay to start treating him like a bottom. plus he plays a male character.

yet always fail to bring up examples as to how exactly you "use your teammates' stupidity"

In League, it's called counter-engage supports. Simply put, you have very powerful abilities which are hard/impossible to hit by themselves. Therefore, you use your drooling teammates that are always eager to dive head first to draw enemy attention and set things into motion

sin

doesn't exist

mental illness

homosexuality does not impede mental functions in any way shape or form

anal sex is the most disease prone type of sex

unsafe sex is bad, yes. don't be a retard and you won't catch diseases

there are things wrong with being gay

homosexuality is amoral, as in it is not inherently good or bad

If you think about it, if you're following your moth-flame adc, wouldn't that be an engage-engage support?

You are posting on something that uses sand to do math. You are unnatural.

Penetrative anal sex wasn’t even performed by the majority of gay men prior to the 70s and the explosion of pornography. Everyone fucking in the pooper these days is a result of pornified brainrot, it’s not inherent to homosexuality like peole are led to believe. There’s even a rising movement of gay men who call themselves sides rather than top or bottom, meaning they don’t do anal. Even the fags are starting to realize shitsex is disgusting

support =/= healer

Offensive supports > healcucks

I played ESO for a stint, Warden tanks could not only self sustain in everything outside of raids, it could even AoE emergency heal the party so a real healer was literally unnecessary.

doesn't exist

Morality exists.

homosexuality does not impede mental functions in any way shape or form

You're a retard that read my post wrong.

unsafe sex is bad, yes. don't be a retard and you won't catch diseases

You're literally sticking your dick in a whole where human waste excretes from.

homosexuality is amoral, as in it is not inherently good or bad

Homosexuality absolutely isn't amoral, it's immoral, degenerate and I thank you for proving that. Get help.

homosexuality does not impede mental functions in any way shape or form

but then why do so many of them make it their entire personality with nothing else going for them

Sort of like how retards here make the opposite end of the culture war their entire personality and somehow have even less going for them than the homos?

unsafe sex is bad, yes. don't be a retard and you won't catch diseases

gays make up less than 1% of the population but make up over 50% of STD cases
you are retarded

Making Nergal a shitty Evil Stupid god compared to the Mesopotamian original is the main crux of the problem. Fucking "orderly regime of destruction" my ass, all for a stupid concentration camp parallel to make moustache-twisting villain under the o-so-original guise of a polite, mannered and intelligent individual to subvert expectations. At least Hel later on did all her bullshit as an all-in bid for power

So no real examples. So much posturing and drama. One would think you're a sissy little tsundere healer.

I usually play Tank because I can't stand playing at another persons pace and I can't stand being told what to do. Plus, I think being Tank is generally the funnest. I get to interact with combat while being the first on the field and dictate how the fight goes. Plus it's just cool being the big tanky guy.

But I also haven't tanked anything for 5 odd years now? I quit WoW back in 2015 or 2016. It was around when Mythic became a thing. Then I started playing Final Fantasy Online in 2020. Got to the end game, completed all content, then quit that and haven't returned.

I tried playing some online games recently, but I just found myself getting annoyed at everyone else and realized it just wasn't healthy for me. On a side note - though definitely related. The No Rest for the Wicked Devs just released an announcement that they're going to massively overhaul the stat system, and more than likely remove it because people are so fucking stupid that Devs internal data they've gathered from people playing the game that people simply aren't using their stats correctly. That people will be using Dex or Int weapons when they've put all their stats into STR.
I think this is why I hate playing online games. These are the kinds of people I usually have to babysit.

I'm not even opposed to playing healer because apparently nobody else can but then now we have no useful DPS.

God is watching you anon. Being on this site is a sin. Look around you. "Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you who you are." Leviticus 20:16.

Most of those who make that shit their identity aren’t really gay or trans or non-binary or ace or whatever is trending this decade. They’re just chasing a fad that ensures special treatment in the social hierarchy to fill the narcissistic void in their hearts. Look at the population for sexual deviants, cut it by 95%, and you have the actual population.

morality exists

subjectively, but yes

read my post wrong

reiterate then, because homosexuality does not fit under the definition of mental illness

sticking your dick in a human waste hole

argument from ignorance. there are tons of effective, simple and safe ways to clean the rectum + condoms

homosexuality is immoral

you've shown no evidence towards that claim, because there is none. immorality is when something inherently results in immoral action, which does not apply to homosexuality.

make it their entire personality

loud minority

50% of std cases

people are irresponsible, and the more disease prone option results in more disease when irresponsible people don't wear a condom. shocker. heterosexuals who do anal have similar rates.

have you anons noticed that there's ALWAYS one dude (at least) who will clear the air immediately when there's something "negative" about gays saying

THERE'S NOTHING WROONG WITH BEING GAYYYY

I don't blame them for being frustrated when one of these is much more widespread and prominent than the other
Any online community you ever look at will always have at least one fag who without fail brings up his homosexuality in everything, front and centre, it's so tiring to see, especially if they're a drama shitstirrer (which this personality type will be). In guilds for example it goes from trying to play the game to social media high school simulator
This is not the case the other way around outside of here

I always play healers and I'm a bottom, what gives?

It's amazing how playing a healer means that other people see you as a bottom. It's like me who only plays mercy because she is pretty easy to heal and help the team but then you have some braindead retard that will just assume you want to get fucking topped. When did helping your team became a synonym for gay?
I'm just out there trying to help and people keep my team alive. Kindness shouldn't mean that you like sucking cocks

Get help
Leave children alone

Do you really want to go back to the days of [...] the only health you need is from pickups?

God please yes

everyone brings their sexuality in everything, retard. you dress straight, you act straight, you make straight jokes, because being straight is part of your identity. of course it'll be reflected in everything you do. ignorance begets hypocrisy.

I'm straight, and I would sooner suck the dick of a normal guy than stick my dick in the ass of someone with gender dysphoria.

I don't necessarily disagree in many cases, but it leaves such a bad taste with poisoning the well, and it's a hell of a long con to larp about

No one brought up children but you, pedo.

How?
None of you inserting any game can survive without healing. And I mean minus items, fags, pure ability or magic healing. Try beating a wow raid with zero fucking healers.

Dumbass faggot OP.

its funny how you think that the other roles ever have to do what anyone says.

So you'd totally be down to fuck the ass of a guy who doesn't have gender dysphoria? Not gay unless the balls touch, amirite?

what game can you even be a healslut in these days asking for a friend

The ones who don't you don't realise they're gay so they don't factor into your equation of what the average gay person is like.

like i said you are retarded and dont understand statistics at all
there's an absolutely massive difference between normal people and disease ridden faggots like you

TF2 is pretty much the only one I can think of, and the only one that's any fun.

you still like the attention, be honest.

based mid-stroke poster

If there was a gun to my head, I guess.

Anon Babble, video games, etc, are all hedonism. The reason you do anything, ever, is because you want to, and feel you should, and feel you'd be rewarded in some way for doing it.
"Hedonism" isn't a slur, its an explanation as to why humans do stuff.

That's nice babe, don't forget the balls

I JUST WANT TO BE HEALED BY CUTE GIRLS, POSSIBLY SOME SECT OF HEALER MOLLUSK GIRLS WHO HAVE TO RUB THEMSELVES ALL OVER ME SO THEIR WET POTENT HEALS WILL RESTORE ME!

you don't understand the statistics i haven't posted

ok. had 2 fwb's, completely clean and never did bareback. no i'm not giving you my discord.

That was a grammatically correct English sentence.

More like if there was a dick to your head.

there's no difference between "topping" or "bottoming", it's all a cope
if you have sex with men you're a faggot.

Don't project onto me. What is even dressing straight? Not wearing fully bright pink at all times?

make straight jokes

No, I don't really like low hanging fruit than boobies boobies sex haha

you act straight

What is acting straight? Am I meant to voraciously have sex with every woman I see on the street? Am I supposed to deadlift a small truck at the gym? I don't even go to one

because being straight is part of your identity.

I don't think about it at all. It doesn't reflect, because this just isn't something that's relevant, I talk about the topic at hand which is probably not the dead horse of sex, I dress however I want, I spend my time playing normal games that are neither sex with 1000 bara men or you will cum in 20 seconds to this Chinese concubine my lord

The ones who don't you don't

based anti-readability chad

play video game about shooting guns

Cant stop thinking about gay bdsm

Getting the feeling this isnt the first time you fags got mad about a guy with a cute voice being nice to you

As someone who played on the highest competitive level in mmo as a healer on multiple const parties from daoc, l2, wow, aion to new world, when I say jump, you jump, little nigglet. Wanna show your attitude? Show it to your faggot boyfriend.

I don't think about it at all.

and neither do gays. they just act, dress and behave the way they feel, same as you do. you're just letting your fear of the unknown override your empathy like a caveman.

this

that's not what the words mean, you homo

Leave it to a right-winger to bring up children out of nowhere

play video game about shooting guns

can't stop thinking about sex

I'm just a simple male, imagine how much raping there's in actual real world war zone.

When people hear hedonism, they usually think of the extreme kinds of pleasure-seeking, to the point of not caring about long-term or even short-term consequences. What you're saying could be closer to Eudaimonia, although even that doesn't go into the specifics. Or maybe Epicureanism

It's not fear. I wish it was unknown. If it was unknown, it would mean I haven't seen it enough to completely give up on any community after seeing this shit time and time again

There is a lot of games actually.
Any MMO that has healer is a good enough. FF14 is one of the best currently, you have the classics like OW2 and wow but any game that has a healer role and a chat box in-game that you can say " Thank you, daddy" and ""Sorry, daddy"

Somebody has to do it. I was always a top PvP healer in these games so not much of a sissy though..then again it was kind of hot when people would whisper me degrading stuff

Eudaimonia

Epicureanism

Those are just different hedonistic strategies. They are still hedonism. They still postulate that comfort and pleasure are Good, and you should pursue and optimize for them, and discomfort and displeasure are Bad, and you should try to minimize them. That's what hedonism means, its a morality and ethics system that tells you that feeling good is Good.
Its also the morality and ethic system that all the people pretending to be christians actually follow, and they only hedonistically engage with christianity to feel belonging, superiority, etc.

d-d-do tanks etc receive that well usually?

Anal sex is THE primary cause of ass cancer and its recent rise.

all you know is the vocal minority of chronically online homosexuals who are probably bicurious virgins. there's a real world out there, and most gays won't stick out like the sore thumbs you make them out to be, unless you consider wearing turtlenecks and speaking feminine-ishly being 'making being gay your entire personality'

come be a healslut for me in turtle wow

Healers make bar go right

Damagedealers make bar go left

Tankers make AoE bars go right

There are disputes about which MMO player deserves the most respect

MMOs are truly the worst genre of video games, unless you count VNs (you shouldn't).

We haven't read the same philosophers then. Which ones do you think give the most accurate representations of hedonism?

If the tanks like it they will say something.
Even if a tank isn't putting you into your place, you should be doing your "dailies" anyways.

You keep saying that gays are degenerate perverts but you're the ones obsessed with who other people are having sex with.

I'd healslut in fucking pong before I'll ever healslut in the borefest called wow.

Congrats on making Anon Babble mad

I prefer to play MMOs with no healing, dps, or tank classes. It's just more fun when everyone is on the same playing field.

Projection is one hell of a drug

especially if youre Medic from TF2

She is a bnuy, sex, breeding, multiplying... it's just natural for her

Epicurus and Schopenhauer, I'd say.
They value minimizing suffering more than maximizing pleasure, and I think this is a better hedonistic strategy. Especially in modernity, with cheap pleasure from media consumption, and health.

I main Medic because I play to wind down after a long day at work and I don't feel like doing a lot of aiming.

be 5'3 Filipino

play white mage in xiv

guild tank starts talking to me after dungeon

eventually start talking more on discord

he seems friendly just asking about my day and stuff

one day just sends me pic of his dick

White guy, and I can tell he's fat from the pic, but his dick is massive

haven't had any luck with girls ever because of my height so I give up

end up meeting him at a con in LA and fuck in his hotel room

end up breaking up after 3 years because he wants to control me like a doll

I hate gays.

That is nice but not the main point
Shut up

There is literally nothing right with it, kiddydiddler

Soon his cock was actually massive?

I wouldn't say Schopenhauer is a hedonist philosopher, but I agree with what you're saying. Getting rid of obstacles paves the way for happiness, not forcing your way to it. Maybe then it'd be a more technical kind of hedonism, wherein the act of making our lives easier is the act of hedonism, which is not only pleasurable to do but also results in pleasure.

would be a dream come true

Technically having sex with a different race is more likely to give you an std than gay sex.

this is the same kind of closeted homosexual behaviour as

if I initiate conversation I am the sub

why do fags have such insane egos holy shit

you are like little baby
i sold all of this to buy a steam deck

I'm gay

I'm gay

Did you know that I'm gay?

There's nothing wrong with being gay

I'm gay by the way

wtf why are you thinking about me being gay

the OP didn't even say anything insulting about it yet the first post immediately got defensive

Yeah now this time try reading the entire sentence rather than a fragment of it, might make more sense that way.

Is the Good, the Goal, the Truth, is in feeling good, you are a hedonist. Comfort is your God. Discomfort is your Satan. That's hedonism, and Schopenhauer is a hedonist.

That is nice but not the main point

I see that, but you still enjoy the attention you get and that's probably something that turns you on, which is mostly the attention you get from other males.

Being gay isn't like using arch linux, it's more like using mac. They don't directly go out of their way to show that they use mac, it's just the fact that they stick out that makes it seem like they do.

being called a bottom isn't insulting

You are an actual faggot lmao

Why would I want some trash ass shit monkey to heal me when they cant even heal themselves.

want to play shadow priest

dps is subpar until higher levels

go healer until then

discover that nine out of ten dps players are clinically retarded

quit

>end up breaking up after 3 years because he wants to control me like a doll

That's hot as shit what the fuck is wrong with you?

"All willing arises from want, that is, from deficiency, and thus from suffering. The satisfaction of a wish ends it; yet for one wish that is satisfied there remain at least ten which are denied. Further, the desire lasts long, the demands are infinite; the satisfaction is short and scantily measured." - Arthur Schopenhauer, The World as Will and Representation, Vol. I, 38

"Only through the denial of the will and by overcoming the world can we attain liberation and inner peace." - Paraphrase of key ideas from The World as Will and Representation, Vol. I & II

If you still think he's a hedonist, you'd have to think that everyone misinterpreted him to be a pessimistic or advocating for buddhist-like philosophy.

did you meet and fuck more after?

when they cant even heal themselves.

bruh i literally don't have a single healing ability what do you mean

wearing mixed fabrics is a sin, being hateful is a sin, eating meat following the sabbath, your obvious porn addiction from being an anime posting tranny is also a sin.
don't pretend you care about sinning, retard.

He is a hedonist. In his calculus, all hedonistic outcomes are bellow zero - you always face more discomfort than comfort. He still seeks to optimize that number. The only difference is optimists want to go from 5 to 9, whole Schoppy wants to go from -5 to -3.

I hate this dumb "healslut" meme. I just enjoy helping others and being useful, joining random groups in dungeon runs as healer/support is pure fun for me. Stop inventing some stupid theories linking that with anything sexual.

Also, the Good in Buddhism is Balance. Budhists WANT to suffer, to make up for prior sin. Karma, you deserve it.
Schopenhauer does not. For him, suffering is Evil, that should be minimized.

Being gay or doing any of these sins isn't the problem, it's not believing in Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. If you did, then you could sin as much as you want like the Christians do and not feel bad about it.

Why do 4tranners claim to hate trannies then post shit fetishising trannies like this on their tranime site?

can't stop thinking about sex

Any male from 14 to 25 is that way, and its perfectly natural to be like that
Thats not what I said though

s&m

being useful

post that picture

anon...

Literal faggot equates murder, sodomy, and molestation to wearing mixed clothing and goes on a rant about anime trannies

Gay people: *exist*
Anon Babble:

Mixed fabrics us objectively a canonical sin, being trans isn't. Read your book, retard.

your god equates those things with each other

At this point you could argue that Mahavira or Diogenes were hedonists. Schoppy would bring it from -5 to -3, then to 0, but wouldn't increase it past 0.

I just enjoy helping others and being useful

attaches an anime girl image to his post

Do you have no self awareness whatsoever?

sex obsession is normal

Get off the internet, go outside and get some reference for how normal people think. I say this as a massive hypocrite.

He didn't think it's possible to go above zero, if he did,he might've suggested doing so.
As I said, it's a pessimist hedonistic strategy.

Funny how sodomites are so quick to lecture people on a religion that condemns them

Bratty little healers need big tank dick correction

Working on the Sabbath = Death (Exodus 31:14-15, Numbers 15:32-36)

Talking back to parents = Death (Deuteronomy 21:18-21)

Cursing your parents = Death (Exodus 21:17, Leviticus 20:9)

Sex with a woman during her period = Death (Leviticus 20:18)

Not being circumcised = Death (Genesis 17:14)

Weird priorities that god guy has, huh. It's almost like he wanted to scare people into doing things a specific way to control people, even though he already does.

Thats my reasoning for playing healer. Seeing how bad healers can be I'd rather just play healer and heal myself.

From a biological standpoint it is pretty normal anon. Why do you think movies like Fifty Shades of Grey were so successful among normies? Not having high sex drive is pretty much abnormal.

Funny how you discuss a book you haven't read with people who have read it.

I gotta sell mines but got zero unu it's over

i wont let myself get mogged
fuck you for making me put this together while im at work, dickhead

play tank, dps and healers are bad

play dps, tank and healers are bad

play healer, dps and tank are bad

this is friendly fire to half of your team homo boy
it takes two to tango, one of you has to bottom

I don't see a problem with liking anime on anime website.

it do be like that someti- always

Healer in my guild always compared it to balancing plates

Yes.

i don't even know if this is a flex or a self-own

subjectively, but yes

every discussion of moral relativism always ends with you niggers saying "murdering and raping babies isn't technically bad" and really undermines any attempt you had in having opinions on morals.
There re absolutely objective moral goods and bads and they are given to us by means of a higher power and it takes extreme amounts of social conditioning to change what we already know to be good and bad and even then, you can never truly shake it. There's a reason the sight of two men kissing evokes the same feelings as seeing maggots; it is unnatural and nasty and immoral

Buddy of mine said no matter what the scenario is every healer is playing pvp

Don't forget

cohealer is bad

you get called out and blamed instead

I wish I could be healing big tank cock right now, shame FFXIV sucks atm

Why are you like this?

didn't mean to

imply

idk about bottoming pretty sure it's just a support role, don't know why it has to be about gay sex

I don't like being a healer, but being an engineer repairing stuff pleases my autism.

greentext arrow therefore you DON'T say this and you DON'T look like this

enjoy your new DPS life idiot

americans are obsessed with blacks and gays for some reason

murdering and raping babies is bad. why? because i said so. why does my opinion matter? my opinion alone may not matter to you, but the vast majority of humanity shares my same opinion, and we're gonna fuck you up if you ever murder or rape babies. this is fundamentally how morality works, the only other factor involved is that morality changes when we realize certain moralities are harmful or beneficial. for instance, we've learned that ostracizing homosexuals is harmful to society, and allowing them to exist is beneficial, so societies have changed according to that.

the sight of two men kissing evokes the same feelings as seeing maggots

you are so fed to the brim with right-leaning propaganda it's not even funny. 'it is unnatural and nasty and immoral' because you say so? sure, but your opinion matters less and less, because less and less people share your opinion. you're on the wrong side of history, not because there's a right side of history, but because you're being covered by the ashes of your dying moral system.

Want to be a Lalafell healslut but find FF14 to be soul crushingly boring

Sadge

I AM American. Black thing is pretty spot on unfortunately but I don't get why everything has to be gay now, it's weird

go back to hitting chairs with a hammer in gmod zombie survival seriously though playing a barricader is a repairman's dream

bro, PLEASE. PLEASE HEAL ME! I'm gonna do this sick nasty trick and I NEED TO BE AT FULL HEALTH or I CAN'T do the TRICK MAN! I promise, dude I PROMISE I won't die man just check this out bro, c'mon heal me..

Just say "intersubjective" - a subjective view held by many subjects, in a network that enforces that belief.
Like how stopping on red light and moving on green light isn't "objectively true", and couldn't be objectively true. It is however intersubjecitvely true.

allowing them to exist is beneficial

how
say whatever you want but how has this ever been objectively useful to society

I play healers because they're the most important role by far and I'd rather that job be done by me (a person with a functioning brain) than by a filled retard DPS main monkey (in the case of a moba) or a retarded e-girl who has no clue what she's doing (in the case of an MMO).

You also obviously get a lot of special perks, such as always being valuable and getting whatever you want. You're also allowed to flame as much as you want and literally no one is allowed to talk back to you. Being a healer is pretty sweet, actually.

murdering and raping babies is bad because we all say so!

You missed the point completely

your opinion matters less and less, because less and less people share your opinion

My opinion has weight or no weight based on if it's true. If 100 niggers told me 1+1=3 it wouldn't be true regardless of how many people told me otherwise.

You're on the wrong side of history

Anon, I wouldn't EVER want to be on the same side as you about something. You are abhorrent in every way I can imagine.
also as an aside

we're gonna fuck you up if you ever murder or rape babies

we

You're a giant pussy redditor keyboard warrior you wouldn't do a fucking thing, you'd just call the cops, a class of people actually willing to get their hands dirty and overwhelmingly agree with most of my points, and then you'd probably blog post about how cops are all bad or something, you giant smelly retard

If you reduce the number of members of your organization by banning some trait, and therefore banning people who possess it, and their friend and relatives who want to be with them, and those who philosophically support the expression of the trait, you become weaker. The rival organization, which accepts these people you shed, will grow stronger. They will enforce their view of the trait on you, through strength of numbers.

Most straight people don't want to cull gay people.

Don't listen to them, they are just gooners you can play a healer without being a bottom

Why does AIDS exist then

Because some nignog ate raw monkey enough times to get the virus to jump.
Most people with AIDS today are straight black christians, btw.

I just play whatever the team needs man. Usually it's tank or healer.
If the horde of brainless DPSgoblins ever thinned in number I would play that role more too.

Good luck playing without a healer then.

you're right, i should have been more precise. subjective tends to be misunderstood, especially in the context of morality

you missed the point

reiterate, then. why do you refuse to reiterate?

my opinion has weight based on if it's true

hundreds of millions of white people would agree not to kill gays on sight as per biblical law, and you'd be right to say that it doesn't matter, because killing homosexuals is harmful to society. that's a fact that you deny, but i'll let the truth speak for itself, as you should.

you are abhorrent

you have nothing to show for that, only your dying homophobic moral system. societies thrive despite homosexuality, cope.

you're a pussy redditor

prisoners beat up child predators for less. i'm sure if you could get away with it, you'd beat up a faggot to death too. or maybe you'd be a good christian boy and try to proselytize them so that they can be saved from their sinful ways? you'll do neither, i won't hold my breath.

ah yes excellent look at all these gay people on board I sure am glad there are so many now we have more resources and people to get into positions to make games about gay shit

They will enforce their view of the trait on you, through strength of numbers.

that just sounds like being really fucking loud, abrasive and annoying especially when the people who would try to keep their original group to a select minority probably don't care to hear about that and just want to keep to themselves
I would just think I've made the right decision

quantity =/= quality
I don't want to waste time accommodating retards in my group, and I mean any retards of any trait
there seems to be a sentiment that having more people = good but that's just too many chefs in the kitchen, not everyone needs or wants a thousand facebook friends or employees that do nothing but sap some of the budget, not everyone wants to include the whole world in their group

purity spiral

become smaller

lose

complain about losing

;-)

why do you even have that

thread about healing brings out the gays and the religious freaks

this is the same kind of logic that royal families had when they wanted to preserve power

I purposely don't heal mouth breathing dps retards. I'm better off keeping the ones that actually do damage alive than the ones that go in 5v1 and expect me to activate some invincibility cheat for them.

I don't want to waste time accommodating retards in my group, and I mean any retards of any trait

Retards have rights, and have benefits, speciifcally because most people want them to. If your political movement ran on the "revoke rights for retards and kill them" platform, you wouldn't get enough support, and would lose.
Its not normals vs retards, its normals who support retards vs normals who don't. And you lose, sir. You get nothing. Good day!

Healers are the middle management of games, they do annoying busywork to manage the manual laborers and if the laborers fuck up it's automatically the managers fault.

But what if I play something like disc priest that's all about healing through damage and requires everybody to do their job otherwise people just die anyways?

Why do incel gaymer retards feel the need to fetishize everything, including player classes? It's fucking repulsive.

Weird how this thread about healing didn't bring out doctors and nurses, it's almost like they're busy working their important jobs or something.

you're too based for this thread gtfo

oops just stopped healing the dps lol

you will never beat the raid without healers

everything has to be sex

it's so tiresome

Based healsissychad
Post ass pp too

The same reason you call people incels and retards. Making broad edgy generalizations is fun.

we all lose when a product becomes worse because of no quality control, lack of shared vision, and spread resources, anon. we all lose when the criteria for someone joining something is not "I want to be a part of this and contribute", but "eh I guess I'll join this because it didn't kick me". the standards go down.

Life is sex, culture is a mating ritual, politics are a reproductive struggle.

Playing healer is great because you can let the faggot that talks shit all game die over and over again.

Worse for whom? Standards according to whom?
Because its objective that in the struggle for gay rights, the homophobes lost. That's just a thing that happened, objectively.
Two armies met on the battlefield, fought, and yours lost. I guess your standards were so high, you couldn't field enough men. Oooops.

meanwhile, people with no libido:

It's literally a form of infertility, it's a disease

Healing is bottoming
Tanking is being the enemy onahole
Support is cuckoldry
DPSchads win again

more like no BITCHES

It used to be. Science resolved that issue.

people with no libido

asexuality is a myth

people with a hypothalamic dysfunction:

I find healing a pretty boring, zero agency role that attracts so much shitposting simply because healers barely have much to do other than click on borderline stationary targets and maybe move a bit to avoid fast assassins
Morello was right

Played medic in BF2 and PR

PR has my squad going on the housing side of a map

fighting our asses off just to move up one more block

patching up the SAW gunner as he's laying down fire

applying bandages to our radioman as he calls for backup

Eventually the commander sends an LAV our way with some fresh grunts and takes our more heavily wounded back to base

Remember when I had to throw smokes to get a heli evac from a rooftop in the downtown area

Good times

I wonder if society in general is addicted to porn

Manlets and turning prison gay. Name a more iconic duo.

When conservatives are getting caught watching tranny porn or having gay sex in parliament, you know porn is fucking things up hard.

Why are DPS players both the dumbest and the angriest?
Every mental episode in chat, the first guy to yell at his team, the most likely to keep rushing in to die. The least likely to strategize a counterpick is ALWAYS the DPS.

What the fuck is wrong with their brains?

Lesbians are affected least by AIDS, does that mean God favors lesbians over straight women?

That's not the same reason, or making generalizations. Are you cranially impaired?

I'm not even a part of your "war". I'm just sick of products prioritising safe spaces and inclusivity and checkboxes and gay shit and sanitising it all to appease absolutely everyone, instead of making the game / movie / whatever it is
sick of everything turning into a hugbox in case you step on a landmine of one of the many, because when you have so much of an unfiltered population, someone will get pissy
gatekeeping is not inherently a bad thing when you want to preserve the spirit and original goal of something
god you talk like such a sassy obnoxious fag, I mean I know why, but holy fuck. Sucking cock would be less homosexual than the way you write. It's so homo it's looped around to feeling like a woman writing

good ol' grindr superbowl

they see big numbers and want to constantly go forward, glass canon principle be damned. They feel like they are the stars

it's the giganormie default role, and they're known for having nonexistent self-control.

I'm not a tranny but playing Luna Snow does give me this weird tickling sensation of being a girl!

It's the flashiest role that usually attracts the CoD/Halo Deathmatch audience, especially Scout type fast characters

DPS has been intentionally dumbed down by modern devs
used to be that DPS was also expected to kite and CC enemies and purely doing damage was usually reserved only for the actual retards, or for the kids hanging out, like someone's nephew or so
But then devs started catering purely to those retards and kids and warped the entire perception of DPS

Question for healers.
How small is your cage?

DPS are the niggers of roles in games. All they know is anger, violence and free gibs me dats for doing fucking nothing.

For every hugbox garbage, there's ten actual good stuff that you're ignoring, because they're not brought up to your attention as much. Your mind is actively being rotted by algorithms, none of what you're saying is nearly as common as you've been led to believe.

It's so small, it doesn't exist.

I'm just sick of products prioritising safe spaces and inclusivity and checkboxes and gay shit and sanitising it all to appease absolutely everyone, instead of making the game / movie / whatever it is

Are you one of those people who refused to play Baldur's Gate 3, because it has Body Type 1 or w/e? Because, if so, you are getting cucked out of good vidya, and complain about it.

this thread is giving me a chub
oh no

I wonder if that is why they are cracking down hard on porn in general.

What? I get to keep alive whoever I want.
You a troon? No heals for you even if we lose the match, I don't care about rank, I'll get it back in another match

Flat ofc
But it sucks ass so going back to my small pink one

Congrats on getting your HIV positive test result, xister

Being trans is. Deuteronomy 22:6.

based, it's mutilation