Who you got

Which would you rather be?

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soi boy

White boy cracker fo' sho

right fuck being some nerd as bitch i want alligator pussy

Rather not be an american thx

sex with alyx

earth is dying

sex with latina criminal

you live in florida

jacked physique

girls flirt with you when you drive by them

have hot latina gf

anyone who doesn't pick Jason is stupid. Gordon is cool but he can't compete.

a rich successful MIT graduate scientist

or

literal white trash

how is this even a choice

Would you rather be a 10/10 chad in Florida with the ability to move anywhere he wanted

Or a silent and pasty nerd going through the apocalypse having to deal with alien horrors beyond human comprehension

Real tough fucking question, there. Next you're going to ask me whether I would rather live in the Pokemon universe or the Dark Souls universe.

Hot sweaty Florida sex with Jason

Jason has a latina gf. Fuck that shit.

girls flirt with you

that bitch was like 80

Gordon got to impregante Alyx.
He won.

with the ability to move anywhere he wanted

Thats not how criminal records work

No one said he had to legally move. You can always fake your own death and move anywhere you want.

Female attention is everything

Normalfags are something else.
I'd rather be the handsome highly paid scientist.

if your a pussy that is
you couldn't be jason, born gordon

Homosexuals aren't allowed on Anon Babble. I'm going to have to kindly ask you to go to a website more accommodating to your filthy fetish like Reddit.

science is a man and you are gay + science tells us female attention is everything

survive a resonance cascade

live in a post-alien take over dystopia

or

fuck horny thick latina daily

tough choice

newfag

Go back to Gaia online then.

i came from ebaums faggot we where responsible for all the raids

ebaums was a collective hallucination. It never actually existed.

always had a big crush on her

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Gordon would obliterate the fag on the right before he even had the time to blink.

Wtf is this shit lmao

Okay, but Gordon is fighting for his life dealing with the Combine.

Fuck being Gordon because that means having to live in a combine infested earth

It also means getting to sex Alyx.
Decisions decisions...

Gordon looks gentlemanly and grizzled

Plus, he is an uber-genius MIT graduate in theoretical physics.

BUT:

Your choice of love interest is a Blasian chick meaning you're literally on par to creating fucking LA LUZ EXTINGUIDO with every mystery meat DNA on the planet.

You are a bitch to a secret entity that keeps you around when they need to correct an issue.

Jason is a jock

He fucks a big booty Latina

BUT:

Your family is white trash and you're an ex-military person who has ended up in a life of crime, probably family-related.

He's okay if you're an incel who wants to see what it's like to be a chad for a day

Pick and choose.

i've based my whole look around being gordon freeman

autism is pathetic

Who's the virgin with glasses?

There are people in this very thread that think Alyx is hot

I didnt get it 20 years ago
I dont get it now

The gordon pic by op is fan made, this is what Gordon looks like in Alyx

ooofff...

obviously right

Better question. Of these 4, who would you rather be?

Gordon

PhD at 27

Has a cute co-worker's daughter as a companion

The guy on the left has nothing except being white trash.

jason

*on the right
oh dear

so much for that PhD

There are no good options here, but the best option is Chief. Everyone else has it way worse. I couldn't handle having to physically go through Metroid Fusion or Dead Space. I would rather be Rylay in Subnautica 1 than Samus or Isaac.

with or without the handsomeness

Left as my bio-dad (who molests me every night) and right as my daddy who treats me good.

Gordon actually looks like this.

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have hot latina gf

Lucia is a 4 bro. But I would still be Jason.

fucking a girl you knew since she was 3

or

fucking a latina that is about to expire

You might perchance be a homosexual

fucking a girl you knew since she was 3

It's kind of based how Gordon doesn't give a fuck

Dark skinned hands typed this, because only dark skinned """"people"""", and I use the word people loosely, put pussy so high on a pedestal