Which would you rather be?
Who you got
soi boy
White boy cracker fo' sho
right fuck being some nerd as bitch i want alligator pussy
Rather not be an american thx
sex with alyx
earth is dying
sex with latina criminal
you live in florida
jacked physique
girls flirt with you when you drive by them
have hot latina gf
anyone who doesn't pick Jason is stupid. Gordon is cool but he can't compete.
a rich successful MIT graduate scientist
or
literal white trash
how is this even a choice
Would you rather be a 10/10 chad in Florida with the ability to move anywhere he wanted
Or a silent and pasty nerd going through the apocalypse having to deal with alien horrors beyond human comprehension
Real tough fucking question, there. Next you're going to ask me whether I would rather live in the Pokemon universe or the Dark Souls universe.
Hot sweaty Florida sex with Jason
Jason has a latina gf. Fuck that shit.
girls flirt with you
that bitch was like 80
Gordon got to impregante Alyx.
He won.
with the ability to move anywhere he wanted
Thats not how criminal records work
No one said he had to legally move. You can always fake your own death and move anywhere you want.
Female attention is everything
Normalfags are something else.
I'd rather be the handsome highly paid scientist.
if your a pussy that is
you couldn't be jason, born gordon
Homosexuals aren't allowed on Anon Babble. I'm going to have to kindly ask you to go to a website more accommodating to your filthy fetish like Reddit.
science is a man and you are gay + science tells us female attention is everything
survive a resonance cascade
live in a post-alien take over dystopia
or
fuck horny thick latina daily
tough choice
newfag
Based
Go back to Gaia online then.
i came from ebaums faggot we where responsible for all the raids
ebaums was a collective hallucination. It never actually existed.
always had a big crush on her
Gordon would obliterate the fag on the right before he even had the time to blink.
Wtf is this shit lmao
Okay, but Gordon is fighting for his life dealing with the Combine.
Fuck being Gordon because that means having to live in a combine infested earth
It also means getting to sex Alyx.
Decisions decisions...
Gordon looks gentlemanly and grizzled
Plus, he is an uber-genius MIT graduate in theoretical physics.
BUT:
Your choice of love interest is a Blasian chick meaning you're literally on par to creating fucking LA LUZ EXTINGUIDO with every mystery meat DNA on the planet.
You are a bitch to a secret entity that keeps you around when they need to correct an issue.
Jason is a jock
He fucks a big booty Latina
BUT:
Your family is white trash and you're an ex-military person who has ended up in a life of crime, probably family-related.
He's okay if you're an incel who wants to see what it's like to be a chad for a day
Pick and choose.
i've based my whole look around being gordon freeman
autism is pathetic
Who's the virgin with glasses?
There are people in this very thread that think Alyx is hot
I didnt get it 20 years ago
I dont get it now
The gordon pic by op is fan made, this is what Gordon looks like in Alyx
ooofff...
obviously right
Better question. Of these 4, who would you rather be?
Gordon
PhD at 27
Has a cute co-worker's daughter as a companion
The guy on the left has nothing except being white trash.
jason
*on the right
oh dear
so much for that PhD
There are no good options here, but the best option is Chief. Everyone else has it way worse. I couldn't handle having to physically go through Metroid Fusion or Dead Space. I would rather be Rylay in Subnautica 1 than Samus or Isaac.
with or without the handsomeness
Left as my bio-dad (who molests me every night) and right as my daddy who treats me good.
Gordon actually looks like this.
...
have hot latina gf
Lucia is a 4 bro. But I would still be Jason.
fucking a girl you knew since she was 3
or
fucking a latina that is about to expire
You might perchance be a homosexual
fucking a girl you knew since she was 3
It's kind of based how Gordon doesn't give a fuck
Dark skinned hands typed this, because only dark skinned """"people"""", and I use the word people loosely, put pussy so high on a pedestal