CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!

timer stalling wormfag calling himself chad

I pick ant just to go down your nigger tunnels after you

mantis unironically btfos all of them

Scolopendra for the win.

the fact even that thing can feel love is something I'd use to prove the existence of God

How many ants I'm allowed to have?

Gotta be an ant. I would finally have friends.

enjoy being buried alive queen simp

Scolopendra would beat all of these fags in a 1v1

antCHADs, it looks like this mantisFAG wants to fight the colony

my choice is clear

S tier

scorpions
mantis

A tier

spider
centipede
ant

B tier

beetle

C tier

Worm
Locust
Snail

Imagine turning around and fucking seeing that thing approaching you

inb4 pic 4 ants

needing 1000 butt buddy summons to carry you

You didn't beat the game.

One night

go to bed

bed is fucking infested with ants, they're everywhere

give it a kick

they scurry off carrying some white larvae and shit

fuck i'll sleep in the sofa, tomorrow i'll fucking kill those cunts

next day

there is not a single ant to be found anywhere

I think they were actually raiding a termite nest

Clean your fucking room disgusting fuck

Beetle chad all the way
But i've had nightmares before about ants being the size of cats and just overrunning and fucking with everything

I don't have to anymore, the ants handled it

Locustbros...

no crowd control

Pick a better starting class

antfags are fucking retards that only know how 2 zerg underpopulated servers

mantis bros....

Spider, traps, cc, dot, and custom escape routes. It has far to much utility

mantisfags think they're hot shit when half their species serves as horsehair worm carriers

lmao literally beaten by F tier worms

you can tame those things? what the actual fuck

Spider. We, uh, share similar interests.

Coping wormcel

Sekiro taught me that if I shove this up my ass I can be immortal.

L O C U S T

but the real question is stag beetles or rhino beetles?

BEES!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you know wasps all starve to death in fall while their queen goes and hides?

"fighter"

It's character, you hackurai-worshipping tendie shitstain.

apparently wasps literally cant eat and instead need their pupae to digest stuff for them

if the nest doesnt grow everyone starves

nature is crazy

How have none of you seen those Japanese bug fight webms that used to be posted in animal threads? Scorpions are so OP it isn't even a contest.

Spider

This is your fate.

ants being the size of cats and just overrunning and fucking with everything

I have the perfect game for you

bugged by bugs year round

then one day, for no particular reason, they all vanished

oh well

try to open my bedroom window

Shelob in her gluttonous glory lunges at me from out of the frame

fucker is the size of a baseball

the silent protector of the house from all bugs

SPIDER FTW

AIEEEEEEEEEE

Based

braaaaaap

I can see an argument for Worm, no need to worry about predators or other people if you're underground and just hanging out in your NEETcave all the time.
Locust and Ant seem weird, because you can't control the swarm itself and are just a cog in the machine, while being pretty mid on their own. Spider and Mantis are both ambush predators, but while Mantis is a bit more active, Spider can defend against predators. Locust and Beetle having flight is a plus, while Snail just sucks.
The best choices are Scorpion and Centipede though. Scorpion is obviously good with its armor and venom, but Centipede is just a faster version of that and the two prey on the other (with the Centipede often coming out on top).

Come on anon, this is a blue board

Pump and dump

BBC

Big Beetle Cock

while Snail just sucks

Hermaphrodite meta when?

centipede and scorpion easily overpower the rest of the list
spider depends on the size

spider does nothing

wins

have they ever explained how this makes the spider feel? or if it even bothers them to an extent that they're releasing this much silk?

Ants just won the insect-based evolutionary arms race by means of collaboration in big numbers, why are the other insect species even trying anymore? They lost, its not like a scorpion, a beetle or a mantis can develop effective counter measures to an ant swarm, let alone a way to actually defeat a complete ant colony, no matter what sad attempt they come up with in a hundred years of evolution, it'll still be swallowed up by an ant swarm.

this is fine

somehow experimenting with stem cells for the better of humanity isn't

something something jews

I'M A CHUCKSTER

No they aren't, they're grasshoppers.

she just wont stop suckkin

it's another mantis mirror match

all players are playing defensively

match ends in a draw

So this is the power of mantisfags...

Amazing how much force there is in that tiny horn.

Reminder that female bugs generally are larger than male counterparts

Scorpions are so severely overrated, they just hide under bark and sting shit and get eaten by mongoose.
Scolopendra easily, there's no flying option and the centipede is probably the most powerful out of all of them, spiders job to birds.

Mantis are shitters btw, ambush predators. Can't win a real fight, can only just kill literal retard bugs that happen to walk by without noticing the giant floating eyes that never blend in.

WAMU

Worm. Happy and safe underground turtling until the timer runs out for a draw ever match. Some players will rage quit from boredom to give a few wins too. Only problems are the matches where it rains, which shouldn't even be in the game since no one likes rng that will give one player a huge advantage. That's what I get for playing a party game disguised as a fighter.

put in perspective: this is like if you turned around and a giant clown gobbled you up in like a split second after you saw it
reminder: the nephilim looked like clowns

The entire fight is just posing at each other and taunting while looking as flashy as possible.

youtube.com/watch?v=Zc_1QGIfJYo

fake
fucking retard it's drugged or something

RULES OF NATURE

Lmfao you're a moron. Mantis literally can't touch a scorpion or centipede.

IAAAA
YAMETEEEE

This is just demonic

Katydids are truly some of the most vicious creatures in the insect world.

I hate the way their faces look. They look fucking evil.

yeah 'pedes are actually one of the more aggressive bugs you shouldn't be handling. Most spiders are totally safe to handle except for like 3 spiders (found in Brazil lmao) but it's a complete coinflip on centipedes.

My ancestor

As far as I'm concerned they're totally harmless but I'm right there with you, it's mostly just their eyes.

AIEEEEEEEEE I TRIED TO EXIST I'M SORRY KATYDID-SAMA

Cordyceps victims. Mushrooms always wins.

shhh.

It's mouth parts remind me of mouth of sauron from the lotr trilogy

haha lol it's instinctively twitching while I barely touch it with the tip of my finger that must mean its happy lol

dude bugs don't feel love or happiness or anything close to it. I love insects but seriously if your pet mantis or pede magically grew to 6 feet it would eat you alive without a second thought.
exhentai.org/g/821911/069d3875cc/
eternal reminder

They're fascinating. Almost cute or cool with their vibrant colors and kinda human/mammal like faces (guess it's the eyes) giving a sense of familiarity, but then you realize it's an illusion and that they are as rigid and expressionless as any other bug, so they come off as soulless machines

All of them job to pufferfish.

I-I don't wanna open that

Puffer likes his spaghetti.

Stop overthinking. It won't grow to 6ft, it's not drugged and neither is 'feeling' love towards it's handler. It is a pet bug, simple as that.

unfair field type advantage

What, you don't like seeing giant bugs suck out human brains with their proboscis?

Fucking Aquarium DLC was the greatest crime in humanity

uh yeah I know none of the characters are built for water

but we made some new big, open water maps anyway

as a treat we'll add those to the map pool for free but you gotta buy the characters!

all the new characters get INCREASED water capabilities at the cost of """reduced speed""" on land (.75x speed compared to the 2x increase in water)

Literal fucking P2W. That shit was cancer and I only play Classic servers for a reason.

I've watched enough Japanese bug fights
Giant centipede solos all of these

i read it, it was pretty lame. where's the gore? it's more a story about a bug that makes you have an ahegao face more than anything, pretty boring

yeah no shit dude, I've kept insects before. Giving "le headpats" to your pet black widow is fucking retarded and just stresses it out is my point. They literally don't know what affection is.
Posting a low tier choice to keep it on topic.

Bugs are crazy. If they were big they they'd be practically unkillable gods. Dinosaurs would pale in comparison.

Spider

the nephilim looked like clowns

where is this stated in the bible

literally invincible

infinite strength

people put it anywhere but SSS tier

baka

That's a little bigger than a cat

Idk if that's exactly the ones but I can see why they went for that for the bugs life villains

it's the ginyu force

It's just a picture of a sad panda and wilted rose

The hesitation before the chuck

grappler

Into the lower tiers he goes.

Those were just regular grasshoppers pretty sure

Hopper from a bugslife? He's more of a locust or a grasshopper. Katydids are bush crickets.

spear users

it's not hesitation. he's hyping up the audience with anticipation.

just a reminder the US used to have apocalyptic locust swarms and then for some reason all of the locusts just vanished and nobody knows why

Video games?

I thought this was the mantis girl doujin for a sec

YOU SICKEN ME, ALL OF YOU!

read the 6 sequels and the second season (not joking)

it's not hesitation it's the other beetle's feet desperately grasping onto the ground before hercules' giga strength wins out (as always)

The bible is for casuals and is missing all the deep lore

Other cultures had encounters with them, research it

ah so this is just the latest reddit meme gotcha

Beetle, he's a tough motherfucker.

build is so OP that even with power creep it remains meta

S Tier:
Ant, Snail

A Tier:
Centipede, Scorpion, Spider

B Tier:
Mantis, Beetle, Locust

Shit Tier:
Worm

Whoops, don't mind me, just pirating this caterpillar

It rather neat that, even on the level of genetic replication, the whole swarm operates similarly to a single organism by pooling all their reproductive resources into the queen and drones.

armored

unexpectedly fast

heat resistant

will eat it's way out of your gut

nightmare fuel

scolopendra all the way

that one ant

"Haha it's cool guys I'll just uh... wait here for you guys to drop food to me."