Steam friend starts playing h-game

steam friend starts playing h-game

on 'eck

buying porngames

judging your friends instead of just being happy they're having fun

I would judge them if its a shit H-game.
They need to play good wholesome stuff like Magical Girl Konoha or Dohna Dohna.

steam friend is a gurl and is playing h-game

Ghetto finger nails is my biggest ick

user has an anime avatar

stop having fun without me

ORBIT HARDER

AAAAAAAAA WHY WONT ANYONE LOVE ME WHY ARE MY EGGS DRYING UP REEEEEEE

he has a private profile

he uses autis- i mean invisible mode

anon is obsessed over lesser 3DPD

Get help. Seek standards.

You have to have friends first to be able to unfriend them, loner-kun

it's a futa game

steam friend starts playing Tails Tor Browser

user is a grown man with an anime girl avatar

believes that it's the fault of other users when they inevitably latch a sissy feminine personality onto him instead of taking accountability when projecting himself in an online space

name a more iconic duo

Caring about another mans sexual habits = gay

Nope. Can't see me.

group with randoms and everyone leaves after one (1) loss

Why are women with hairlines like this allowed to talk shit about anyone else? Bitch you are a genetic landmine.

new guy gets invited to a small discord of 10 or so people

invites fucking 50 of his friends who then dominate the server with their endless fucking bullshit

I'm so tired of this shit.

When he opens my laptop and sees himself as a sim married to me with a house and four kids

having notifications for friend activity enabled

not asking for him to broadcast it

If youre gonna be a fag about it you might as well join in.

I don't think that aspergers have higher sex appeal.

Got 35 right now. Trimmed a lot of fat over the years and through all the Anon Babble game groups since vg got made I barely kept like a tenth of those left.
I never tolerated memespouting or gooning shit

pic

You're a tranny.

b-but

You. Are. A. Tranny.

I just love playing Tennis.

LONDON

friend starts playing h-game

request to watch them play

goon out together

after we finish, we go about our days like nothing ever happened

Personally I'm kicking any faggot that was just invited and is already trying to bring his own people in. At least if it's a private server for friends.

friend invites new dude to discord group

he says hey and never speaks again

couple of years later he's still in the channel

mfw i'm that dude

*35* Anon Babble friends? my oh my you are quite the social butterfly!

What if I obsess over (You)?

Friend invites new dude to discord group

New dude calls friend by a female name

Whole voice call goes quiet

He leaves the discord a day later and no one talks about it again

You're a tranny

This is based.

b-but

This. Is. Based.

Steam friend always sends you invites to play mid coop games every time you are not in the mood for it, or when you are too immersed with an offline game

He even calls you irl if you ignore his invites

Steam share with brother back when it was a thing

see H-games in his library

his biggest sin was having Corruption of Champions 2 in there

I've been prescribed medicinal cannabis for a herniated disc in my back. The munchies, in my case, manifest in the form of hot sauce cravings. I've eaten nothing but dim sims and potato gems covered in hot sauce for three days straight and while I don't experience burning butthole syndrome because I've been eating spicy food my whole life (I became obsessed with Sichuan hotpot as a child), I can't stop shitting liquid poop. Every 3-4 hours, liquid shits. It's so fucking annoying, I thought this sort of thing only happened to people who were susceptible to spicy food but I guess if you eat it for every meal it can affect even the best of us. It's so fucking annoying.

Anyway I just wanted to vent about it and I figured a shit thread like this was a good place to vent about literal shit. Anyone else know this feel?

get invited to server

become the group gooner

mhm... it looks ok, i wonde-

fat ugly bastard

dropped, never understood the appeal, faceless mc is far superior

This happened to me except the 50 friends were GYPSIES. Needless to say, the original members don’t use that server anymore.

Repeal the 19th

"doesn't have a real job" whore nails

wouldn't

I get the runs too because coffee is not good for me but Im addicted to it

Eat some fiber with your food nigga
alternative cull your sauce addiction

Post hand and H game of choice

judging people for being a loser is normal. yes, playing a porn video game is something only a loser would do

Talking about 'ick' when it has:

fake brows

fake nails

fake eyelashes

fake haircolour

fake brushed on chemical slop skintone

And this is just what's visible from a headshot.

"real jobs" include whatever I do and little else

especially not jobs that pay higher than what I'm earning

steam friend

Any job that can be done with nails like that is not a real job.

real jobs include any conventional job and not being a glorified prostitute, hard to grasp I know

What are the highest production value h-games? I heard dohna dohna was one

fpbp

Skyrim and The Sims 4

4th post best post
Miserable niggers deserve the rope

those are normalfag casual games that are moddable

he says on Anon Babble, on break from his shitposting discord

lmao

steam friend starts playing h-game

he's the most reasonable, chill person on your friend list

What if the job is sounding cocks with fake nails rather than a sounding rod? I'm certain there's a market for that, and she probably does aggressive nipple-play as well. Maybe she just pees in people's mouths or places her feet on their face while they jerk off. These are real jobs, even if they sound insane, and all can be done with gargantuan fake nails.

If she's a marketing manager or social media engagement whatever then yeah she doesn't have a real job and never needs to actually touch a keyboard in spite of all corporate expectations so those nails won't hold her back there.

That's cringe but reminder OP is an AGP btw

I bet those fags met on vrchat, xiv, or tf2

ICKY STICKY

Your fault for being friends with a fucking retard who plays as a woman

not marking your gooner games private like a Christian

having friends on Steam

Why?

I removed every single one that was playing assassin's creed shadows in the blink of an eye.

Maybe one of the Alicesoft games.

buying games

shiggy diggy

Elliot Rodger didn't do enough

friend starts playing h-game

hey bro this game has co-op. Want to join?

You are still "green", it seems. Don't worry, you will get there eventually.

why do they start their sentences with No

what game?

this is porn isn't it

steam friend's profile says they're a girl

horny animated background of some gacha girl

vtuberslop links

plays porn games openly

Yeah I'm gonna take a wild guess that this person is not actually a girl. Why do these troons not understand how disgusting they come across?

Autism, usually

I've ended friendships with people I actually enjoy the company of in real life who behave like this. I don't want to play your hero shooter, I don't want to play your survivalcraft bullshit, I don't want to play extraction shooters. "But dude, THIS GAME <that you hate conceptually> has FEATURE <that you slightly enjoy>. You'll love this one!". Fuck off man, if it's not a fighting game or Escape Simulator I'm not playing multiplayer. I've had to tell real life friends to fuck off because they will not stop telling me that Destiny 2 or Diablo 3 are better than ever after each update. There is some sort of subspecies of human who cannot conceive of their favourite game being unenjoyable to others, and, when confronted with the idea that other people think their game is bad, they assume an update will fix it. It's absolutely insane. Co-opfags have genuine brain damage.

I'm on the opposite end of that with interactions from mates, I'll always play dogshit coop game #17 if it means just being able to bullshit and catch up on life with them. This only applies to irl friends.

It's almost just as annoying when they don't even want you to play with them but just keep recommending single player games and expect you to try them sometime. I have my own stuff I'm interested in already thank you

Steam friend starts watching me playing an h-game and commenting on gameplay

Do you let him know you don't wanna coop right now, or do you just sit around staying silent like a faggot hoping he thinks you're dead and moves on because you have no spine?

add coworker

hes constantly in away/dnd mode even while talking to me

nigger you are like 30 just tell whoever it is you dont feel like playing

It's you and you keep bothering him. Leave him alone.

Same but with Anon Babble

haha you should totally let that guy rape you no condom lol

I do this because I intend to really check out the server then I get distracted and forget about it and retreat back to the same old DMs

Where did the gimp resize meme originate and what does it signify? I’ve never known

steam friend mentions vtubers

bro invites you on voice chat to fap together

I use anime profiles and trans flags in games because people get more mad when you kill them

I don't think he is too bad and you don't see too much of him during the scenes.

If you raped her would she get the ick?

why does frieren need to be there, the fuck is wrong with those artists

You dont hang with your friends while they get the full nelson?

interesting! i usually do it 1 on 1 but now i'm going to have to inquire about just having another friend listen in or maybe i'll be the one to listen in..

user with an anime girl avatar turns out to be a girl (real) who identifies with the character and thus presents herself with an image of that character

yeah that makes sense unlike the guys who are clearly gay or trannies or something LMAO

grown man's avatar is his waifu

None of you faggots do this right? Would you have your waifu as the picture on your license? Would you want your waifu to be the first thing people see when looking at your linkedin profile? No? Because that's what an avatar is, it's what YOU are telling the world you look like, this is your virtual identity. Do not misuse your waifu like that.

not spamming them messages filled with sex jokes the entire time

You're a shitty friend.

No like... girl why are you pressed rn it's literally just a vibe :sob:

He has any friends

lol
lmao

game: private

status: invisible

it's gaming time nigger

well SOMEBODY has to give them incentive to keep making porn games
I mean it's not going to be me I don't buy porn but somebody needs to

I've seen this image posted so many times but I still don't know what the ickiest ick actually was?

lolwut

Most of the guys studying together in college are steam friends

One is an autistic guy we don't know especially well, but he's an alright guy

Pretty sheltered by his parents

At some point a few years after graduation, notice his steam library after seeing a steam "now playing" popup that he's playing some weird porn game I've never heard of

It's hundreds of h-games and every bizarre WEG you can imagine

Upwards of 500+ porn games played

The man knows what he wants. I was just a little surprised.

one of my friends plays and even reviews porn games on his main account. frankly he's a chad for doing this

I have co-workers on Steam and don't hide my porn games.

its being a dik

what game
I only know of a single beat em up and a second beat em up that's not out yet

I don't need to know my friend is jorking it and if he feels the need to advertise it I think we need to discuss boundary issues

do you think she smears makeup on her ears so it's consistent with the color of her face she painted on