Zero hype

zero hype

Guaranteed flop

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It's at least one hype because personally I'm pretty excited to play it.

It's guaranteed I'm gonna flop deez nuts on your mother's face bitch

metadoom 8 when

Already preordered chud. Will be playing on release

Buying it on steam is retarded since you can play it on goypass for like $10

I don't want to be that guy who keeps hating on new games but I just lost all the hype when they showed streamers playing The Dark Ages. It just looks and sounds boring. And I am not looking forward to the Xbox 360 launch title style vehicular sections.

the hate on Eternal was undeserved, and led to this boring bullshit being made

I've played hunderds of hours of doom and maybe thousands. All sorts of WADS. TNT Evilution, Plutonia, ancient aliens and shit. I think it's going to be more like eternal with the fucking platforming slop rather than 2016.
....I'll probably still buy it tho

There's been gameplay vids.

How does this: youtu.be/aZA8rc6vhcw?t=344 look anything like this: youtu.be/Ia7a1dNu4MM?t=18 ?

And I'm fine it being not-Eternal but I don't see what's cool about Dark Ages other than "hurrr its Doom!!"...

It was in 10th place yesterday. Now 7th. Seems to be right where it is supposed to be.

reboot of a failed painkiller game

boring.

they didn't buy the early access

Already finished the game
Kinda mid ngl

Damn that actually looks pretty good. I mean on the other hand is doing objectives and

building hellgates

Is it really doom?

Necrovision is kino thoughever

goypass has removed all hype for games. this already happened with the tv industry years ago

It looks boring. And I say this as someone that thought Doom Eternal was too cocaine adderall mode.

Why? What's appealing about it?

I think Game Pass might keep it from beating Space Marine 2 numbers.

I don't care about the funny numbers. Right now it's like the game doesn't even exist. Nobody is talking about. Even for Anon Babble this boring thread is the best its got.

Anon Babble has been having threads for it multiple times a day.

Goypass and parryslop. Can't wait for GamePass to die in 2027.

constant slowdown during combat

anything involving the shield puts the game into max pain mode for half a second

the open world aspect and traveling is fucking boring and empty

the weapons dont look or feel good, they also fire slowly

first doom im not really thinking about, it just seems like a game made by some marketing research comittee putting shit in like open world

DOOM: The Dark Ages will feature a boss as challenging as the Marauder. Sekiro-like Elements.

The 'Agadon Hunter' will require you to parry a series of attacks in sequence. "The Agadon Hunter is the new Marauder, he's not based on the Marauder. He's not like, 'Big Marauder,' it's Dark Ages, so it's very different. But he's similar in that a lot of the bosses they'll challenge you in different ways."

He makes a memorable impression, a big, beefy demon dude with a fur cape, shield, and Darth Maul-but-analogue double-ended sword. He's Capra Demon-coded, looking like one of those non-plot-critical bosses who still manages to traumatize the player base.

"We take everything that you've been doing in the game up to that point. It's like it's exam time, everything else is a quiz. When you get to the boss, it's the final exam."

Martin described the Agadon Hunter as having combo attacks that we'll have to parry in sequence with the Slayer's fancy new shield. Martin expressed a love and admiration for Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice in our conversation, and The Dark Ages' parry system sounds very similar to that game.

Hold up your shield to block, and if you time it to within the first few frames of the animation, you'll execute an enemy-weakening parry move. To continue the metaphor, the way Martin described the Hunter's moveset reminded me of late-game Sekiro bosses like the Long Arm Centipedes or Lone Shadows.

Hugo Martin is a fromnigger and he doesn't want to make DOOM, he wants to make Dark Souls: the FPS

It's not open world.

can you really not jump?

Then why would they show off that level? It's just an open area with upgrades and gold to collect on the corners. No keys to find or doors to open. Just walk into some places and fight some patrolling hollows on the way.

You can but it is done in a way that it isn't enough to jump over enemies or projectiles because the game wants you to parry the green ones and not avoid.

It's going to exceed expectations like every other big game release this year. You know it's going to happen.

he wants to make Dark Souls: the FPS

And yet people think it's going to perform poorly?

call it whatever the fuck you want, but its an open world-like area and its shit

Because Hugo here doesn't understand what Dark Souls is about. It's not a game about parrying lmao. You have places to explore, traps to avoid, npcs to talk to, items, spells, lore, secrets. In Doom you just walk around like a tank and shoot at everything that moves.

I assume you have some kind of inside knowledge that the game won't have any exploration, environmental hazards, NPCs, items, abilities, lore, or secrets, and aren't just talking out of your ass

They've shown gameplay. There has been playtests. If the game had good things they should fucking shown and talked about them then. It should be in their own interest to get the players interested too.

I like to kill demons.

I'm sure the kids on kindergarten will buy it

but enough about eternal

It's the only new game I'm hyped for

Eternal is more like putting every block into the same slot just because you can. youtu.be/Ia7a1dNu4MM?t=18

this gameplay exists in the perfect goldilocks zone of based and cringe

This reeks of "we really want that God of War audience", I bet in this or next doom there will be an annoying companion and nu lite RPG elements

Doom 2016 is the only good Nu-Doom game. Eternal was a mess and a terrible sequel. Dark Ages has fucking turret sections.

I'll probably buy it once it's $5. Predowngraded Doom 4 would be interesting. Resolution fucked it. As it will this. Won't be impressive. I'd prefer system struggles at low res. Got something special. Doom 4 preview was spectacular. I haven't seen the preview to this, I doubt they aim as high anymore. Consoles are powerfull, especially with tweaks, but not at ridiculously high resolutions. Resources cut off from developers doesn't help either.

The only thing I like about this pozzed shit is The main char and a woman design. Both complained about by poofters. The helmet looks stupid, get rid of that is a good start at something unfucked, then decent.

SHART AND FART

LE DOOM SLAYAAAAAA

I feel like Doom Eternal: The Ancient God's killed Doom.

it reminds me of bulletstorm

Then why would they show off that level?

Because it's the biggest one.

No keys to find or doors to open.

Wrong.

zero hype

Next you'll scream SHILL CAMPAIGN or MUH TOTALLY ORGANIC THREADS once the everyone hypes the game
Die faggot

It should have been a Quake game

Why?

Lovecraft doesn't belong in Doom.

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And demons don't belong in Quake.

more cutscenes than the last game

more Codex lore in your face than the last game

reneging even more on the kino dark sci-fi of 2016

ridiculous mecha and dragon piloting segments

obvious zoom slaya wanking

The gameplay'll probably be fine (maybe even the best yet) but they've progressively undone everything that produced the best unobtrusive story in a game about killing hordes of demons yet. The cutscenes in Eternal were bad but at least they were few and skippable, even if it lead to disjointed encounters. With how much they're walking back what worked the first time, I hope it underperforms at least, at most fails.

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I fucking hate parrying, the worst meme mechanic which are basically QTEs.

should we give players choices how to approach the enemy and deal with him using your tools and environment

no fuck you let's play fucking dance dance revolution

hell no, i would be even more disappointed, quake without fast movement is garbage

i dont want quake marvel-fied either by gay ass hugo martin

yes we already know you can look around to find doom funko pops

I know doom isn‘t popular in europe but seeing that only 100 people bought it on amazon in my country in the last month is crazy

Bethesda punishing thirdies

Based

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this looks dumb as hell. how is this doom?

pay $900 a year for gamepass

you still have to buy the games

no thanks

doom game

doesn't look like doom at all

Doom hasn't looked like Doom since 1996.

I don't even mind the medieval aesthetic but forcing me to play glorified mini games and shoving more cutscenes down my throat is the last thing I want from this franchise. I say that as someone who didn't care for eternal and think this gameplay looks more fun personally

you will pilot a giant mech that feels sluggish and boring and you will soi face and like it

yeah sorry i want doom to be a scifi shooter about killing demons on mars, i have zero interest in the medieval setting

Might as well add Oblivion and Claire in the list. I hope the origin story of gaming's first chad does better than Claire's tale of woe and sacrifice.

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I'm going to wait to see some gameplay from higher difficulties. They always show off gameplay at journalism difficulty in trailers so they can pose shit how they like.
I liked Eternal's ADHD spider monkey gameplay but I'm not opposed to something slower if its still challenging and fun. I think a lot of boomers really over reacted to the weapon swap meme, and I kinda hate to see the puzzle box style gameplay go, but I don't see why the principles behind this couldn't end up good. Its just execution.

DOOM: OTHERLOCATION AND AESTHETIC

wtf this doom takes place in another location and aesthetic!

my nigger there are literally hours of gameplay footage they passed out to fps influencers that are playing on nightmare all over youtube

Doomboomers hate change. If you can look up and down they freak out and piss and shit their adult diapers.

space marine 2 has the fun with friends buff, its not fair. Might as well throw in amogus or palworld

There's only 1 video that's on nightmare. Everyone else was playing on HMP.