Nintendo is cooked

The more the west censors games, the more I exclusively play porn games featuring loli.

This.

cooked

is this the new tiktok buzzword of the moment? absolutely embarrassing. pic related: it's you.

The post that killed moraltrannies

he cute

nintendo measuring skulls out there :skull:

This is not new at all, are you like 40+?

what gameu?

Bloodroot

blood root

surely nintendo wouldn't deny this game, and then allow me to play Hentai Slide Puzzle #56...

Hentai Slide Puzzle #9000 is a better game than this nip slop anyway.

where to play friends?

He won

Based

damn this gameplay fire fr how are we going to cope nintybros

literally stop drawing underaged girls and saying they're older you fucking pedophiles

stop drawing ugly women and saying they're attractive

Nintendo will need to ban their own games then.
Look at Peach and Splatoon's skull size.

Good, whites need not reproduce to begin with.

So age doesn't matter?

cooked was the "new" word like 6-8 years ago

Buy an ad... Oh wait
You are trying to convince me not to buy it?

(slang, chiefly predicative) In trouble; in a hopeless situation.

Synonym: (vulgar) fucked

2016, Edward Isaac-Dovere, “How Clinton lost Michigan — and blew the election”, in Politico[1]:

Everybody could see Hillary Clinton was cooked in Iowa.

I disagree with a majority of the internet on which cartoons look like children.
Even characters with these proportions could be adults if they are like paimon or midna. Though if the proportions are any more normal than this I wouldn't see it as childlike in the slightest.

why is nintendo turning into sony?

not just censorship

outright demanding characters be changed

Nintendo is Satan in corporate form.

This shit is worse than anything Sonyfornia ever did.

They infiltrated it via Nintendo of America. The slow march has been going on for years though.

They pulled a ton of jewish shit during the switch era, got rewarded for it and now they're no longer desperate after the Wii U and can throw niche fanbases under the bus for the sake of "protecting" their brand image.

private companies have the right to decide what content goes in their stores

Nintendo and Sony regularly do the exact same thing. Their stance depends entirely on how over-confident they are, which is based on how well they've done over the past few years. Both Nintendo and Sony do the most anti-consumer shit when their confidence is high. That is why they keep alternating being a "more open and indie-friendly platform" and a "dystopian locked-down platform".

The core principle here is that they believe in a locked ecosystem where they are in full control and on a moral high ground, but are willing to sell out that princple in order to make up any missing market share. They are the exact image of companies that pretend to be your friends solely to fuck you in the ass.

Nintendo are total scum. Never buying their shit.

japanese censoring lolis

sounds more like pedos are cooked

Also, the rating this time is 12+, which may have something to do with the bloody and violent scenes

Once you own most of the market, the only way to increase your market share is to appeal more to kids so they try to clean up their images so parents buy their kid the console for Christmas. That's why whenever a console is a mega success you now see the companies immediately start censoring but when they're failing they go all out using whatever they can to win back the audience they lost in the first place. Microsoft is a bit of anomaly because they didn't appear to care about their Xbox division at all until the ActiBlizz acquisition so that entire platform was used as a propaganda branch.

Lol
A 12+ product is considered unsuitable for Westerners.

What is an underaged drawing? How can you know their age?

Fuck Nintendo

Yes, Grandpa

You're supposed to store your drawings in a vault for 21 years

CHADty did nothing wrong

why should I actually care about low effort slop done by some retarded woman who did porn rpg maker shit?

Who the fuck cares about these anime weeb pedo games

kek
I'm pretty sure I already fucked some cuter loli on this same pool btw. don't remember which rj though.

zoomer lingo

Kill yourself

he doesn't realize that sony censoring those is the entire reason why Anon Babble turned on them.

So we should draw mature girls and say they're younger?

skin colored version

?????

or maybe retarded mutts could just stop having problem with anything anime.

become ungovernable

Amerimutts are genuinely fucked in the head, they han literally anything related to children that isn't even close to lolicon shit, yet its an open secret that their entire elite class rape kids thanks to jews and thier child trafficking business yet they don't do shit

I got a couple more years before I can finally start crankin it to my anime collection

Art is free thats the point
Also you are likely an atheist so you have no morals so shut up

People were using "cooked" in the fucking 40s, man.

Another reason why 90s anime was superior

CHADty did nothing wrong

They hate anime call everything loli pedo.. they would be happy this is happening

I'm pretty sure it's derived from the common phrase from pre-1960 "Your goose is cooked". Retard. Buffoon. Idiot.

PS5

800$ for 480p 35 fps and zero games

Xbox

730$ for 360p 25 fps and zero games

Steam Deck

PC but with 50% performance for 90% price

Switch 2

450$ for 4k 60 fps for shitload of kino games

They think anime is only shounen or porn, nothing in between