God of War thread

I don't get it. How do I become a better man?

by stopping the constant posting of this thread

By being the father who steps up

Ah yes, californian video game writers, the ultimate role models on what being a man means.

by letting your wife's boyfriend impregnate her

By owning roasties

Joining the Holy Eastern Orthodox Church aka,The Prima Church.

By worshipping black kweens and always giving up what you have for bipoc and lgbtqia+ folx

be a better man

by letting women and weak men define you

no lol

this, unemployed chronically online retards are better

For one you can stop being a spambot.

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like this

Real men are conservatives. We used to protect only LGBTQ folks, none of this woke + nonsense.

new gow is pure shit with garbage combat
it's nothing like the original trilogy
fucking shit game

By raising another man's kid and letting women and weaker men walk all over you

outed as a gay predator

pottery lol

Go off queen. Speak your truth.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

This thread is gay and aids so I'm taking over.
How do I play PCSX2 GoW (the real one) on a keyboard without necking myself?

What's wrong with being gay?

Apparently a lack of reading comprehension

By fighting globalists.

Be better. Like Ian Washburn.

Post the webm (you know the one)

be a faggot, be a cuck, marry an HR stunted foid, have pozzed children ---> SUCCESS!

By being a better man and buying it instead of pirating

<<<<<<< FOLLOLW THIS EASY GUIDE. 100% GUARANTEED SUCESS. (WRITTEN BY WOMAN, SO YOU KNOW IT WILL HELP ATTRACT PUSSY)

just get a cheap usb controller or something man
playing a game like that with a keyboard will be torture

You mean Jomha? But I agree, getting in Hasan's cuck chair took real ovaries to do.

"WE MUST BE BETTER"

instantly kills Baldur

Was he supposed to become a better man in a split second?

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he became better by murdering a murderer
he took the load upon him because he knows he's better suited to control himself from hurting the innocent like the previous murderer
he only murders those who deserve it now

If you murder a murderer, there are the same amount of murders.

context matters. god will forgive.

murder 2 murderers

Now what retard

Oh shit, I actually do cry at some Pixar movies. Like the opening of Up! and Toy Story 1 where Buzz tries to fly. I guess this is it for me

Not if you're already a murderer, which Kratos is. A murderer murdering another murderer is in fact decreasing the number of murderers by murdering

He was a white male

enslave women

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posts conan

Huh?

faggot on the right isnt kratos

This guy always wear baggy stuff to hide his big fat juicy tits.

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?

How about don't take my money?
Would dismantling the patriarchy solve the fact that my tax money goes towards women?

Yeah, but did the total amount of happiness in the world increase?

You cucks do realize half of you are part of the weak men already?

no job

no gf

spending half your day browsing 4chudkistan

porn addicted

Canonically (in Howard's books) Conan's concubines as a king were willing and he generally was exceptionally chivalrous towards human women he came across. Only woman he ever tried to take by force was the Frost Giant's daughter who first tried to kill Conan just for her fun and she was a bratty demigoddess so rape correction by a mortal man would have been fair.

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Can you imagine having to spend more than five minutes with this guy?

Doom voice

I'm here to eat ass and cut off my balls.
And I'm all out of balls

every day femoids would be just as willing if you slaughtered everyone around you without effort or consideration, it doesn't mean they have any autonomy or rights

Reminder that this dude got outed as a closeted homosexual who used his job at his church's youth outreach to find teenage boys to groom.

be a better man to appease all the women and normie niggas who hate it you, and will hate you anyway even if you change

By

not criticizing women whatsoever

taking care of someone else's kid

letting your girlfriend/wife cheat on you

worshipping blacks, LGBTQ, and Israel

Post your job, gf and browser history

Is a rope the only cure for that bodytype? asking for a friend

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Better man you say ?

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Wouldnt you say that this is, to some extent, our fault?
You are rightfully calling them out for their sheer faggotry, but they could just pull the rug on you, and say "it wasnt made for men, it was made for women"
Idk but this is why I stopped consuming all types of media altogether.

This guy sure has takes.

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what the fuck lmao

KEKYPOW

the jew take is actually kinda of based

game about interacting with and killing go-

we must be be-

ds

literal who that dies to mistletoe lmao

thors retarded kids

nagging hag

talk to the serpent here and there

man that was boring

Federal security specialist
Gf of 5 years
Straight shota and cuckquean

Start doing this.

FUAAAAAARRRRKKKKKK

Being a corporate fag 24/7 so that i dont get exiled from society
Im dating this chick who keeps laughing at me for no reason. Weird.
Blacked.com

He's right, you know.

Doing what? Having blue eyes?
I'm not sure how that's supposed to help me...

So white men killing white men is the goal ?

Watch this movie

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Entire point of conan is that hes not actually just your standard idiot barbarian rapist. He never actually enslaves any women

that's gay

Is this what a radical centrist looks like?

I need my porn to involve little boys

You're a fag

white men's only purpose in life should be to provide for brown people and women.

Kill your entire extended family after a fit of roid rage then, after your dick falls off from having too many anger induced erections, have children

How do I become a better man?

You stop playing cancer sony interactive movies.

If you are a third worlder... I'm sorry. Now, If you are a first country citizen, you just need to turn on the TV since you have a lot of role models there. Make sure to only check things made after 2015, not before.

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This is beautiful

And you need to treat this, being a better man, as a religion. Just doing this and that is not enough. Your whole life and ideas should be permeated with your new being.

That's pretty much all he does across the duology.

we must be better

but if you touch my son and/or friends I kill you

And he ended up killing almost all the gods, again.

check out the meme video essay

it is just a narrated playthrough

Every time.

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Humiliating that dude in the first shot

That's not very better-man of him

The obsession with the Humiliation of the white males needs to be studied

thinking you’re smart enough to critique nu GOW without even understanding the basic message

I’m not gonna sit here and tell you the Norse duology is high art, but honestly if you missed the point of “being better” and dealing with Baldur, you’re just stupid
He had to kill Baldur
Kratos recognizes through his own conflict when you’re too far gone
He was like that at one point, letting his rage fuel all of his actions without thinking of the consequences or the selfishness of it all
He gave Baldur numerous chances, even at the end, but Baldur proved that he was beyond redemption when he struck out against his mother
Kratos understood he was beyond forgiveness, both in terms of receiving it and giving it
Coupled also with the fact that he was incredibly powerful, there was nothing else to be done besides kill him
You don’t get to give men like that a second chance
Kratos was given a second chance because he had someone whip him into shape and show him how powerless he was at one point
Kratos also might’ve assumed that Baldur could revive somehow with his misunderstanding of the Nordic god afterlife

It's simple really.

be jew

be genetically programmed to be an aggressive dishonest narcissist with delusions of grandeur

meet the white man

taller, stronger, more intelligent, moral, doesn't need tricks to utterly crush you, looks beautiful while you look like a fucking goblin

seethe with jealously

be such an autistic faggot that you get obsessed with killing him

That's it.
They tried to genocide the cro magnon but then the cro magnon developed bow and arrows+strategy and almost wipes you off the earth, they are still malding 400 million years later.

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men could express emotions without judgment from society

Ok so women are society, got it fellow weed gangers.

If you are born between 1990-2005.You are fucked

Baldur was too far gone

God of War 2 was the peak of the franchise. I remember in middle school I rented it and made it all the way to the Medusa bosses in one sitting which is I guess is like 80 percent of the way through the game. The original was good too but I never touched the third one of the new ones. What is it with the second movie/game in trilogies often being the best? Godfather, Star Wars, GTA (vice city), the Nolan Batman movies, they all follow this trend.

The story and characters can finally act freely without setups and the immediate worry of them having to reach a conclusion.

He strictly follows all traffic laws when he plays GTA. His sims world is a matriarchy.

My wife is more violent and insane in sims and vidya than I am.

He does not have a twitter account.

The most reasonable take in this entire picture, but it's wasted because this woman likely spends all day on twitter and nothing but twitter.

you just do

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Its amazing the kind of mental gymnastics you chuds have to picture the white males both as superhumans but also at the same time as naive defenseless creatures

At the moment, no. But it will cause less grief from the murderer murdering therefore being a prevention of happiness loss.

Actually Joel should have had sex with a 14 year old girl.

I hate nu-god of war and the obsession with nu-masculinity cucks but genuinely what the absolute fuck were they expecting with his.

How?

You will never be a woman plus you're repulsive.
Your kike psychiatrist is making money on you.
This will be your only accomplishment in life before you finally kill yourself.
Your parents (who are losers, yet hate you and for good reason) will use your real name.

The victim was also a black girl in real life, which really makes it even funnier because show's creators knew that the white liberal audience would feel most bad for a dead white girl.

How long are you people going to cry about a meaningless throwaway line? Calling it cuck dialogue is just projection because you can't stop thinking about cocks

I am excited to see how many Gods they make black, gay, or trans in the next one.

This fucking bullshit thread again with the same woke bullshit OP again

FUCKING FUCK OFF FAGGOT

FPBP
Tranny OP BTFO
/thread

Why you guys talk about this supposedly war you need all the time? Arent you mostly burgers, is not like youre short on wars all the time? Im sure youre friends with atleast some guys who are or were drafted

There's plenty of 360 pad clones, get one of those.

b-b-but it's a clone

Yes, that doesn't mean it's bad, it's literally identical to microsoft's, some chink got his hands on the schematics.

gay and aids

Just like.... REAL men...

I thought kratos retired

ZeldaxLink OPfag

Name a flaw Pissonafag

Antigachafag

GTA6 Jason OPFAGS

Eceleb/Twitter fags

This fucking Nu-GOWfag OPfag

Why does this board have so many attention whores?

Thinktanks figured that the only way to kill internet culture is to make it lame as possible, so they spam bullshit threads. This is in addition to the pajeet marketers.