Unauthorized use may include any modification to the original hardware configuration, as well as the official console software or installation of unauthorized applications.
Game Chat footage also recorded to ensure a "safe and family-friendly online environment" and violation of policy may result in permanently deactivation of the device.
Nintendo reserves the right to brick your console following "unauthorised use"
capitalism breeds innovation
you don't go online with cfw anyway who cares
do you think nintendo fans care?
Everytime someone online assigns "capitalism" as the cause for some completely unrelated problem I can only imagine the absolute fucking afterbirth shitstain on society that person must be. Like how profoundly do you have to have failed at life to feel so alienated to the point you think the entire world is organized in such a way as to keep you down and nothing else. It's a fascinating cope
Nintendo is by far the most scummy and anti consumer platform.
do you genuinely think that a democratically controlled workplace, one where workers self-managed what the company did, would enact all this sinister and comedically greedy shit?
Wahh what do you mean I have to buy games?!
You don't have a right to piracy.
LMAO GET FUCKED PIRATETARDS.
greedy
Spoke like a kindergartener award
No, in fact I think you should start a democratically controlled company
a democratically controlled workplace
kek. imagine shilling for a failed ideology.
I've got right to repair though
Capitalism...le bad!
Oh no, not the piratefags! How horrible of them! How dare they not let people steal their games;
If you mod your console, common sense Is that you have to go permanently offline, been a thing for decades now, retard.
greedy
Redditor detected
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Concession accepted
it's one thing when they remove access to online services if they catch you jailbreaking, that's on their end
it's quite another to actually disable the physical hardware that you paid for. This is called reduction of function, and it is very actionable
Well yeah, we're talking about outright piracy though.
Yes. I don't even need to evoke USSR here, I can just look at indies and crowdfunding today.
Democracy is good
BUT ONLY IF MY IDEOLOGY PREVAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But it mentions hardware configuration being tampered with could result in Nintendo bricking your console.
This but unironically
of course, a weapon is only good if I can use it on my enemies
Democracy is fucking retarded. People vote against their best interest all the time.
lol of course you retard.because at that point it would be the collective workplace against the customers.
why would a wagie who treats it as a 9-5 say no to more benefits that directly benefit himself?
you commies are straight up braindead you should be thrown off buildings for even daring to utter such dogshit.
Based. Fuck pirates
Couldn't an unauthorized modification simply undo the lock anyway?
Pretty sure that was part of their TOS since day 1.
Piratechad here, I will simply pirate the switch 2 games
Don't forget to preorder Metroid Prime 4 btw, I need some anon to pay up for my copy
Proud to have never spent money on a nintendo product (will continue not spending in.the future)
Pirate vegans absolutely seething over this lmao
How did that work out for lab zero you dumb 11 year old faggot?
kek got that kike
depends on how severe the bricking is and how advanced the modding capabilities are.
You reap what you sow.
Retards shouldn't have bragged about pirating on Nintendo's socials
I'm sure some smart guy will figure this shit out, Nintendo's not completely untouchable in their methods.
Nintendo reserves the right to brick your console following "unauthorised use"
This has already been true for several generations.
It's been true for Playstation and Xbox too.
I mean it sucks and I won't say otherwise. But this has been the standard for super long. It's hardly news.
What happens when jeets are 51% of the company and unanimously outvote the rest of you lol
IF YOU JAILBREAK OUR SYSTEM WE'LL DESTROY YOUR SYSTEM YOU PAID FOR
This is basically just telling people who might be remotely interested in emulation to buy a Steam deck instead. Nintendo forgets that their most successful systems had rampant piracy and it had no impact on their sales.
This anti-piracy push will be their downfall
more idpol scaremongering
Hey Porky whatcha doing
People don't give a shit, which is why this is more of a private matter. You can talk all day long about how consuming a certain type of thing is retarded, but in the end 80% will be queuing up for experimental gene therapy or something.
The solution is for you to ignore consoles and use personal computers, and even then, take all the necessary steps to be in control of your hardware and software. The other 80% you just resign yourself to the fact that they're retarded and let them be happy in their own way.
No, it hasn't.
Another win for gatekeepingchads
it's quite another to actually disable the physical hardware that you paid for.
It's just further action used to deter unauthorized modification of proprietary hardware.
Don't want to get fucked? Don't be a retard.
and it is very actionable
Then sue, faggot, I'm sure you can build a comprehensive case with this if that's actually true
L-le big fat company and their super lawyers!
If you actually had a case, you'd win (you don't)
Remember when tendies thought that they would win because the Shitch 2 was confirmed to have Denuvo?
lol
It's morally right to pirate Nintendo games, fact
What? No it hasn't, they ban your console from online.
Bricking it probably breaks laws in some countries.
This has already been true for several generations.
Not really
With prior consoles your device is banned from accessing online services, which is already completely abusive but isn't technically impacting your device's local; hardware functions. This is outright bricking the console
Don't care still buying them lol
This is basically just telling people who might be remotely interested in emulation to buy a Steam deck instead
I mean yeah. Nintendo sells emulation as a subscription service, of course they don't want people installing third party emulators on their consoles
porky loves idpol and diversity though.
Get rekt poorfags
Isn't that what already happens? With every single console?
Remember when tendies thought that they would win because the Shitch 2 was confirmed to have Denuvo?
Yes and we were right
I too like to make up scenarios in my mind to make myself feel better
democracy is le good
Go back to r*ddit.
Yes but it's only bad when Nintendo does it
Shitch
Way too out yourself, 'ric
why do these fucking retards let you pirate games directly from their own servers then go around shitting bricks about it and trying to take down any website hosting their 30+ year old games
gooks are fucking retards
This is why porky fears solidarity. With that one idea, his divide & conquer tactics don't work and every worker is made stronger.
lol
thank god im not buying nor ever bought a tendie product
emulate and pirate
the main problem with multiracial solidarity is the subhuman nonwhites who will stab anyone in the back for personal gain
they ban you from playing online retard, not breaking your console because that would be illegal in most of the World, from Europe/NA and Asian
This is why porky fears solidarity. With that one idea, his divide & conquer tactics don't work and every worker is made stronger
Why redditors speak like they are anime protagonists? Holy main character syndrome
So, why is everyone just assuming they will be able to pirate/emulate the switch 2?
pattern recognition.
Molochism is the most honest system. Lord Moloch does not pretend to care, He does not hide the fact that He hates everyone and wants them to suffer for His amusement, He is completely open about how He wants to corrupt the entire cosmos out of sheer, malicious spite. And that makes Him more honest than any politician.
Vote Moloch 2028.
Ninten-ACK!
its another episode of retarded "right wing" reddit refugees defending capitalism while every single powerful financial institution continues to destroy their countries
I wonder if its even possible right now. How is PS4 emulation going?
install custom firmware
never go online again
play everything for free
Left preys on the socially retarded.
people emulate bloodborne Im sure.
This you? (Of course you will not admit it)
Bloodborne is fully playable, performance is good even at higher resolutions, framerates etc. The Last Guardian is bootable but still not playable end to end. So in summary we're 50% of the way there
Yeah they should. When you buy a console you don't actually buy buy the console, but instead you buy a license to use the console that is packaged in with the license.
That's only for software tampering.
They are not gonna brick your console for fixing a joystick or D-Pad.
Good luck holding that up in court.
Imagine if other products worked this way
Buy a bike
Try to change the chain
Removing the chain sets off the McBomb™ placed in the bike
Money stolen
For all we know the Switch 2 may be immune to CFW. A post on GBAtemp doesn't bode well. Lots of security.
You know every company has that, right?
Only fools thought Nintendo would be lax on their security on Switch 2 after getting papercliped on Switch 1.
No, the other turbobillion dollar companies love me because... Because they do ok???
then I wont even give nintendo money for the hardware and just wait for emulation.
Uh, yes? Why the fuck wouldn't they you jackass? Humans are competitive by nature, putting a group of humans directly in charge rather than in charge via stock ownership isn't gonna change that. They'll still wanna make all the money and make shitty decisions to chase ever shrinking profits. God damn you're naive.
They have done this before it’s nothing new fucking retard
Don't want to get fucked? Don't be a retard.
This is literally the cuckold's reasoning, anon. I'm sorry to inform you.
"You can't open the hood of your car and mess inside, if you do, the company will permanently disable it."
"But that's unfair!"
"Huh... if you don't want to have your car permanently disabled, don't act like a retard by doing stupid things like opening the hood, am I right? Lick, lick (sound of your tongue licking boots)"
I'll hold out hope but otherwise keep the Switch 1. I have a need to play Gamecube games on proper hardware.
damn
*emulates*
playing gamecube on this right now.
based nintendo, as always
EU fags think the courts will side with them
Y-your honor I was trying to steal games and then they bricked my console
And I reserve the right to unbrick it.
yeah.
But my crimes should have no consequences you meanies!!
Game Chat footage also recorded
people are willing going to purchase nintendo spy devices
greed isn't real because uhh YOU ARE DA GOMMUNIST o algo
kys tranny
Destruction of propriety is a serious offense, worst than theft under the penal code.
Piracy doesn't impact Nintendo's hardware sales, but it does impact their game sales.
I wonder why they didn't do it in the 3DS days, they did have ways to detect it
Kid playing with friends online
Parents in background start cursing
Kid's Switch 2 bricks because Nintendo's AI or whatever hears a no-no word
Money stolen
Not letting your lawyers do all the talking, and speaking only the words that they allow you to speak
NGMI
Nightreign has flying mounts
NINTENDO
SUE THESE MEN
Well then go do it faggots easy payday
i want to play a bowsergame on donkey kongregate
They don't actually. This will not hold up in court. Bricking something someone bought is illegal.
Why ever say something like that in public
this would never, ever, fly in europe with consumer protection laws but it still makes you look like an insane jew
nintendo switch 2 emulation in t-2 years
I think the issue is that because capitalism is such a foundational concept for our society its hard to envision a society without it. Even so called "Communism" makes use of capital since an individual's access to goods and services within that system is limited by some form of ticket that can be exchanged, which is simply capital by another name, and because communism typically still respects individual ownership within the community. So when people want to criticize our current system they fall back on the capitalism vs other isms. So capitalism bad. Communism/socialism good. But what they actually mean is that the lack of appropriate regulation within a system of capital is damaging to individuals and to society at large. Interestingly, the right, the left and the center all agree on this. They just word it differently and nobody is in any hurry to help them understand each other. For reason which should be obvious.
retard, the problem isnt capitalism. the problem is jews and their imports.
The camera is optional.
damn, they really have become the evil in gaming
sees nintendo seethe thread
it's full of commies seething about capitalism
I've done union work before, so yes.
Seems like something they hide in that long agreement thing you sign.
yeah the leftoids approach to it is entirely dogmatic and not following any reason anyways.
you can point out how some elements like open borders are actually a tool of billionaires to suppress wages and create more competition between workers but they wont even acknowledge that because it goes against their religion when even their saint bernie sanders said that its a koch bros proposal years ago.
the right used to fall for faulty thinking of that type too, like the lie that local workers cant be up to the task but they have been much better at analyzing the issues lately.
also stop deleting your posts, faggot.
Unfathomably BASED!
I can tell the only piece of anti-capitalistic media this retard consoomed was Disco Elysium. This site wasn't getting even 1% of CAPITALISM BAD posts it does now before that garbage non-game came out.
No, consumer protection laws generally do not directly protect against pirating games. Consumer protection laws are designed to prevent businesses from engaging in unfair or deceptive practices that harm consumers, not to prevent individuals from infringing on copyright or engaging in illegal activities like piracy
The average Nintendo fanboy is a perma-reddit commie who still thinks in terms of mean older parents taking away my vidya for NO GOOD REASON!!!!!!
It doesn't matter if you pirated software. They're still not allowed to destroy your system over it.
No, Nintendo is an elected monarchy
tendies will celebrate if nintendo bricks their console because it means they get to buy a new one and give nintendo more money
It's always moral to pirate Nintendo games
WAIT WHY IS MY SWITCH BROKEN?!? SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!
Wouldn't it specify software rather than hardware then?
Tarrifs raised the price of the 5 revision, did it not? I have considered it many times but the idea of such a thing sounds too good to be true. Also, SRW GC has garbled text unless you go into some very obscure settings to fix it, which I doubt that thing would let me access.
we already had this chimpout in 2011 when they said it about the 3DS. nothing ever came of it. stop caring.
Why aren't you buying gamecube then? I am sure there are some still available in working condition. Nintendo solution is as much of a proper hardware as any other emulation solution.
Outlet and shelf space is at a premium. Gamecube emulation being impossible on the Switch 1 sucks. Also, doesn't applying CFW to an actual Gamecube require disassembly and soldering? A Wii would be almost preferable.
Yes, I know
EU protect you from the evil companies
Won’t protect you from the rape gangs makes you think.
Oh no.... anyway
nooo, you can't say what's the real problem is, you filthy gomulist!!!
Bootlickers are unreal.
They should outlaw all religion, yes.
Congregations of leftists/communists are the meanest and most spiteful pieces of shit in existence when they identify wrongthink. Even if they didn't do it for greed (which is still quite possible) they'd do it just to stamp out noncomformity.
"Democratically controlled" doesn't help. In fact it can make it worse, because everyone sits around discussing sinister shit, the groupthink begins and nobody takes indiviual responsibility because they're voting as a group. Just look at politicians. A "democratically controlled workplace" is just a workplace mired in politics.
Do you genuinely think the average man would act in his self interest even if it fucks others over?
lol
Grow up.
Nintendo keeps screwing tendies all the time
Based af
Baning religion stops rape
Anon rides the short bus.
I know, that's what makes it funny.
oh nonononono we got tooo cocky..... our response, snoysisters.....
It's not greedy when Shittendo does it
because at that point it would be the collective workplace against the customers
This is how our politicians and bureaucrats behave
Times I have benefited from EU regulating against proprietary dongles for power chargers and mandating digital refunds: countless
Times I have been raped by a "rape gang" (whatever that is): 0
A free market leads to seeking profit at all cost regardless of how a workplace is organized. That's fixed with regulation, not socialism.
Literally illegal in the EU, they try that their side they'll get obliterated.
You know what’s funny?
As hateable as EA and Ubisoft are, I have never seen their fans excuse and dickride them to quite the same level as Nintendo fans.
I haven’t even read this thread yet but I can assure you it’s full of the same people calling you broke for being disgusted with $80 games. I bet they’re in here now saying “who cares, Nintendo can do what they want!!!”
Well fuck, time to sell my day 1 preordered switch then. Hopefully I can profit from this
Democracy only works with an educated populace, Switzerland has the closest thing to a genuine democracy and it works well because they put significant effort into their education system.
That's fixed with regulation
Sometimes regulation actually forces corporations to maximize profit for shareholders as its primary concern
Anti-regulation capitalists are so fucking wild. Like a steam engine is incredible, but without a regulator it too explodes.
new pokeshit game glitches so hard that the OS thinks that the user is hacking
money stolen
Regulating it into Market Socialism is the best course of action.
nintendo derangement syndrome thread
Anon I love piracy but I don’t believe the Steam Deck will be a viable option for most Switch 2 games.
Get a high end gaming laptop because that’s probably the most portable thing that will be able to emulate that stuff for a while.
Only if you're American, EU has strong consumer protection laws.
Its why they have multi year warranties and why Steam has refunds now.
Do you really think capitalism is "bad", does no "good", and hasn't given civilizations a net positive result?
You REALLY need to read a history book, kiddo.
That’s clearly meant to be online services.
Nintendo is saying they can literally put the kill switch level and break your console.
Kek I will never buy this piece of shit
shitty shitch 2 battery explodes
replace it with aliexpress one
nintendo remotely bricks my toy
(((Who))) Should I blame for this?
this anti-piracy push will be their downfall
You wouldnt anyway because your poor.
your dad for walking out on you
What do you mean? Nintendo lets you pirate games on their servers?
Yourself, obviously.
Everything you said is fact
Fuck the tendies who responded
you cuz you won't buy $400 OEM battery replacement. :^)
That's not a particularly well thought out position really. It's choosing to pretend that all regulations are the same while presenting an imaginary bad regulation. In reality regulations are just rules. Rules are good. Without them the morons smear shit on the walls. But rules can be good or bad. Judge each rule on its merit. 9 times out of 10 the guy standing on his chair shouting "no more rules!" Has shit on his fingers.
You are getting upset over a scenario in your head.
Not gooks. Nintendo cult.
They can't brick my emulator (and it will be emulated)
>replace it with aliexpress one
(((Who))) Should I blame for this?
YOU! NOT BASED NINTENDO!
Proper hardware?
Wouldn’t the Switch 2 just be emulating GameCube games as well?
Buy a game off the Nintendo store
Have it installed on console
game gets removed from the digital store front
Gets banned for having unauthorized applications
Based, this is actually pro-consumer.
You're gonna emulate the emulator?
Imagine buying a $50 webcam to have Nintendo spy on you and your family.
That's not how it works you fucking retard.
IT IS OK WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT!
diamond button layout
shiggy Diggy do
Wonder if the EU or Australia's consumer laws will be the first to hit Nintendo for this one?
You're such a retard
The location of my PC, which can emulate Gamecube perfectly, is in a cramped space that's unfit for long-term gaming and ergonomics in general. Main reason why I dusted off and hacked my old PS3 to play PS2 games.
At least they are being honest about it when everyone already spy you anyway
Just wait.
Good luck bricking my gaming PC with emulators, Nintendo.
Get fucked, slave.
Same for the 3DS. Homebrew circumvents it. They can't do anything if your system is permanently offline and the HB runs in a different shell.
Check the retroid discord. I heard they were covering some of the tariff prices, but make sure you see that post and screenshot it because there’s a lot of uncertainty right now.
It depends on a lot of factors, if the game key carts could require firmware updates to have those games run and that would lock out a lot of people stuck on old firmware.
yea only big fuckin billionaires have greed, poor worker fucks have never been greedy once in their lives
its not like every communist country is history has gone down because of the greed of their leaders
Im not american so the tariffs didnt hit me.
I think retroid raised the costs for america but they eat part of the tariffs too.
For the settings, dunno. All standalone emulators are vastly different for android. I guess you could test the emulator and iso on your android phone and see if it has said obscure setting for it or google it.
I play almost everything vanilla.
its the way god intended.
Oh hey I was just talking about you
Every company will put in legal language to give them reign over everything without notice, to avoid situations where you are clearly abusing the rules but have loop-holed yourself around them.
good
anyone who buys Nintendo slop deserves to have their money stolen
I didn't really state a position. If I were to, I'd say regulation has to be used carefully and sparingly, although some is definitely required. But the answer to every issue isn't just to keep making new regulations all the time as a lot of bureaucrats seem to think.
This is what Valve is, though
As hateable as EA and Ubisoft are, I have never seen their fans excuse and dickride them
They have fans?
I love big corporation! Corporation control everything! Happy happy upvote! Feel good! Refugees welcome!
I get you. I actually have a similar problem. I wanted to buy a dolphin sensor bar to emulate Wii games but I have a gaming laptop on a rolling, foldable table and no place to put the sensor bar, so I can’t emulate Wii without some workaround where I map the cursor to a button and I just don’t want to do that.
I’m not too knowledgeable about this and really it seems like a bandaid fix, but would you be able to stream from your PC running dolphin into whatever space you want to game?
This only hurts broke niggas, not loyal consumers. Did you even read the post?
Okay good point.
I’d say recently there were some AC: Shadows dickriders, but they were disingenuous gay fags who wanted to defend it to own the chuds, they couldn’t even defend the game itself.
Meanwhile Nigtendo fans said “let’s one-up their faggotry.”
Yeah I’m sure the average family is going to happily buy a second Switch 2 after little Timmy modded and bricked it.
1. Everyone here on Anon Babble fucking knows that. We all know it's not just Nintendo. Even alot of normies have a vague idea they we are being watched/listened to at all times.
2. What is the worse thing Nintendo is gonna do? Watch us as we blankly do some bing bing? Take note that we called pokemon "fucking nigger" when they break out of the ball? It's not like Nintendo is a government or glow agency. Their power is limited.
3. I don't think many people will want this trash. The trailer made the video quality look like shit, complete shit. It takes up 1/3rd of the screen. I struggle to even see the point of it. Is this something zoomies like? Where everyone not only needs to be on mic but on cam as well?
The idea of camera integration into the games themselves is cool but the video chat thing is just retarded, especially at that quality.
EA has dudebros and various non whites who play the sports titles. That is about as close to having a "fandom" EA has. Aka normies/casuals so far detached from the hobby they have no idea about anything going on in it unless it relates to their sport games.
Ubisoft used to have a fanbase, many moons ago. In the before times. Over the last 10+ years they have burned their fanbase to the ground and became a joke.
If you have a hacked console why would you go online?
You underestimate piratefags. They need to go online to tell everyone they got the games for free
I need you to understand these videos will be filed under your account, which will be linked to your name if you use a credit card to buy anything on the shop or your if Nintendo account is linked to your email that you use for other sites then that can be easily linked back to you as well. This is true for a lot of companies but let's say some anon here runs for office. Anything they ever typed/spoke in a video game registered to their real name or an email they used for many things can be easily found out by someone with connections wanting dirt.
We saw that happen last year with that black guy running for office who had his weirdo sex forum posts revealed. This is more of a modern concern because Teamspeak, Mumble,and Ventrilo allowed you to host your own servers so voice chat was usually fine but a company like Discord who hosts all the voice chats themselves will record your voice calls. Nintendo's voice chat will be the same as Discord and the Switch 2 has a built in Microphone, everything you say can be recorded.
Still sounds tyrannical to me. You can be clever around the rules so they punish everyone by being given impunity over everything? And let’s be honest they’re not gonna only use it for those edge cases, they’ll make full use over their complete and total control
people are willing going to purchase nintendo spy devices
Democracy only works if you know the future, much like communism. If there were something to predict the future market, communism would work.
Too bad there's no such thing. But don't worry, just one more try, this time it will work for sure :^)
They boast more about pirating than actual playing games.
eed you to understand these videos will be filed under your account, which will be linked to your name if you use a credit card to buy anything on the shop or your if Nintendo account is linked to your email that you use for other sites then that can be easily linked back to you as well. This is true for a lot of companies but let's say some anon here runs for office. Anything they ever typed/spoke in a video game registered to their real name or an email they used for many things can be easily found out by someone with connections wanting dirt.
I only bought that onahole as a joke tho….
And then your solidarity gets thrown out because the common human has a preference for their own group and genuine racism for others.
Good thing I'm a nobody that uses a screen name and not his real alias.
Sorry anon, Bezos knows about your loli onahole...
camera integration into the games
Here is how that plays out.
Kinect 3.0
It was a retarded idea the first two times, it's still retarded when Nintendo does it. Games will be limited to rhythm games, mini game collections, some kind of FPS(most likely on rails), and 1-2 first party games that takes advantage of the gimmick. Most of which will "feel" like shovelware.
Or
3DS pack in tier games
While they are fun in small burst, I don't see them allowing us to use the camera to put custom pictures/skins in a Smash Bros game. There won't be a Mii with your "face"(dick) on it. There is not gonna be a Zelda game where you can slap on mask that allows your "face"(dick) to take the place of Link's.
I didn’t say it was loli…
I bring them up mostly because anytime Nintendo gets criticized, some of their dickriders love to go
but what about EA and Ubisoft???
muh microtransactions!!!
Here’s a hot take:
$80 games with no microtransactions are worse than $60-$70 games with microtransactions. The buy-in is lower and I have the self control to not buy microtransactions. Plus, those games actually go on sale, unlike Nintendo games.
Finally, Mario games have been same-y slop since Galaxy 2.
Damn now you can't play....uhhhhh
For the settings, dunno. All standalone emulators are vastly different for android. I guess you could test the emulator and iso on your android phone and see if it has said obscure setting for it or google it.
I did a month back and couldn't find it. Either I'm dumb in regards to emulators on phones or the specific autistic setting doesn't exist in the mobile build. A shame, as the game otherwise runs flawlessly. Touch screen buttons are still cancer, even when playing a turn-based strategy game.
Yeah you make a good point. There are no “just edge cases” with Nintendo. Look at how they bitched about Dolphin being on Steam, or how they sued Palworld.
They would throw anyone who pirates the OG NES Mario game in jail if they could, and then charge $100 for it.
isnt this illegal in both the EU AND the US?
I think Nintendo could have a good take on it but you’re probably right. I’m certaintly not going to get a Switch 2 and then pay $50 on a 480p Pirhanna Plant camera to find out kek
Again, we all fucking know this. We all know the internet is forever. We all understand that anything we say or post on the internet can come back to bite us in the ass years. It's half of the reason why internet drama happens after all. Alot of people don't put on CC/DC info onto video game platforms anymore because of the various hacks over the years.
You only just found this stuff out, didn't you?
Highly unlikely my PC has the specs to reliably do that without input lag, much less at all. Also, there's no device in the living room that can act as output, unless there's a Switch build for Moonlight.
nintendo are gonna get sued on this one and recant, guaranteed
we do not yet live in an age where the law allows coroporations to purposely disable products you buy and pay for, for ANY reason. you are not renting a console
You only just found this stuff out, didn't you?
No, it's more so an educational lesson for the zoomers. A precaution of what not to do for the people that grew up with social media and giving out their info as the norm.
Yes we do, it's only when they're retarded like Spotify and allow it to become a PR disaster that they have to back down
You will own nothing and you'll be happy
Hmm yeah good luck.
I will say the Switch 2 is likely going to have a limited GameCube catalog, just like the Switch 1 with N64. Plus there’s the highest tier online subscription requirement.
If you just want Switch 2 for GameCube games you’re probably still overpaying but you’d likely have to never connect it to the internet (no updating) and then wait for some smart guy to release homebrew for it to give you a GameCube emulator.
Good luck anon.
Perhaps the anons over at Anon Babble have a good solution for you.
Be me
PC Chad
Life is good
You know katejina is like the contra hard corps of the "i can fix her" game, right?
The intention was to get a Switch 2 on launch and never open it until a definitive avenue for homebrew has been discovered. I understand the NSO apps function perfectly in an emuNAND environment and can even have ROMs injected into them. Unfortunately, despite applying interest on April 2nd, I failed to get the invite. Maybe next year.
This seems like the exact thing that the EU would fist Nintendo over.
Get fucked Nintendo, I only emulate your games on PC!
w-wait why are you taking down my emulators after I bragged about it online like a retard? You can't do tha, it's illegal! What you bought the source code?!? AIIIIIIE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!
Ah damn, hopefully you can pick up one when they stock the shelves finally.
No, i haven't watched the anime, i just saved the funny reaction image
Why are people seething at this comment? He isn't even trashing capitalism, just stating one of it's core tenants (innovation)
Switch 2 listening at all times
say "I think Mario is shit"
Money stolen
Tendies will defend this
Isn't this just a "if you mod your system and an update happens to brick it, we're not at fault" type of thing?
Go suck Doug Bowser’s cock some more.
If they take down emulators people will just re-upload them and develop forks kek.
That's why we legislate Capitalism out of existence. Corporations are a soft form of nobility. We live in a feudal state in all but name.
It's actually kind of brilliant, by continuing to piss off piracyfags, nintendo has started getting them to go out of their way to let nintendo know any time they pirate something new, since modern day pirates can't fucking shut up about what they're pirating on twitter, and love to "rub nintendo's face in it" (read report to nintendo what they're doing).
He hasn't heard of worker co-ops
It's too bad they're all grocery stores, auto repair, important things instead of fucking video game companies.
only for software tampering
prove it, nigger. The way nintendo phrases it, they'll be listening in on your microphone at all times to hear if you downloaded a gameboy rom onto your phone
Isn't this just a "if you mod your system and an update happens to brick it, we're not at fault" type of thing?
No, read it again, they're utilizing built-in parts of the console against the consumer, now. like the microphone and camera.
It's actually good for pirates because it's teaching them on a very easy to pirate console to shut their fucking mouths about it, while training them to pirate on a more difficult console
these videos will be filed under your account
They don't have my real name though
Also I cannot wait for the Japanese company to try blackmailing the American politician with this because nothing in this world would result in stiff data regulation and legislation like the pigs in Congress finally tasting their medicine. I welcome it. I hope they blackmail Turnip with something Baron posted to miiverse and we get the total Nipnigger annihilation we desperately need.
I HAVE THE RIGHT TO PIRATE AND STEAL THING BECAUSE I JUST DO OK!!!!
Its funny how Anon Babble doesnt realise how much in common you have with the average 17 IQ niggers
NINTENDO HAS THE RIGHT TO OWN EVERYTHING FOREVER BECAUSE.. THEY JUST DO OK??????
It's funny how tendies don't realize how much in common they have with the average 17 IQ niggers.
wait nvm the average 17 iq nigger still wouldn't pay $100 for fucking mario kart LOL tendies are even dumber!!!
piracy isn't stealing and you can't actually stop me from pirating. how will ninteniggers cope?
I-I'LL TAKE YOUR EMULATOR DOWN!!!!
awesome, now two more will pop up, just like with yuzu. unlike your faggy video game market, piracy is an actual capitalist venture.
kek, this
When will companies realize they're hurting their actual customers? People barely buy consoles now, they aren't going to buy them because they're locked down shitheaps with less features than before to fight 'le pirates'. Enjoy a really shitty version of discord that will steal your money if your brother runs up and says "nigger nigger nigger", though.
Should have kept quiet about it
Yes, because greed is in human nature, you dolt.
Ever notice how in communist societies the leaders and their toadies get richer and live lavishly at levels that far surpass the wealth of the commoner? there's a reason for that.
If buying isn’t owning then piracy isn’t stealing.
Most of these threads are just console warriors, actual nintendo fans are happy other people can play the games.
Fake nintendo fan
Fake nintendo fan
Fake nintendo fan
Real nintendo fan
Most of Anon Babble are just fakes pretending to be real fans because they worship corporations, they don't care about video games.
Say nigger
Switch 2 bricked
Money stolen
Worse than that, picture how it is for kids (the actual target market ofthese consoles)
Mom says it's my turn
Fuck off bro
NÎGGÈR X 60
Now none of us can play :^) tough luck asshole
If I grew up in a house where my N64 would explode if one of my brothers said nigger, it wouldn't have lasted a day.
I found the setting on android. Downloading the translated game to see if it works.
Neat
Why PCfags always act so entitled when it comes from Nintendo?
They spend thousands on a pc just to emulate 20 year old games. PC players are mentally ill manchildren.
t. inept toddler who can't wait for Gamecube to be added to the Nintendo Switch Online Expansion Pass
After the shitshow they had with the 3DS, this is fine.
Any legit online game was ruined because people would some how hack it. Every weekly tournament in Mario Golf had the top 100 players with hole-in-ones every time.
Uh oh, pcchud is having a meltie!
Game Chat footage recorded to ensure a "safe and family-friendly online environment".
The Nintendo Account Privacy Policy has also been updated ahead of the release of Switch 2. Now, Nintendo will be able to record video and voice chats stored on your console for a limited period of time - if you give consent.
Xbox and likely Playstation have done similar things like being able to report chat, but I haven't heard anything about recording chat or video.
It's best just not to avoid online games, especially when you have to pay for it.
Pretty much this these niggas was playing with Nintendo to much
just booted it up on dolphin and it seems alright.
I got this patched version from archive.org
Why bother interacting with the peasants? Let them wallow in their filth.
nintendo fans are beaten housewives
"I deserved it" they all say
I see nothing in their policy about "bricking your console". Clickbait shite as usual.
Yes.
Awww, poor pirates. I play my tiny violin for you.
will the switch 2 be the most pirated nintendo console just out of pure spite alone?
It won't be pirated at all
No with how sue happy and shut down-crazy Nintendo is with pirating websites these days.
To all the Tendies who defend this shit and what Nintendo does in general, how do YOU benefit from these explicitly anti-consumer practices?
How does Nintendo being able to brick your console for any reason benefit you?
How does Nintendo suing PocketPair to make their game Palworld worse benefit you?
How does Nintendo DMCAing mods and fangames you can avoid entirely benefit you?
So on and so on.
How do these things at all benefit you?
Hard mode: No malicious reasons like “I enjoy watch people seeth”. Only genuine benefits to yourself.
- if you give consent.
Why would anyone do that?
I know people do, but I never understand why.
They for sure put a battery in people back
the devs just have to host in russia and shut up about donations and have no discord pretty much impossible for modern devs
They don't affect me at all, actually.
What console?
Switch and Switch 2
this company should let me steal from them because... they just need to, okay!
Pro tip: Don't get caught and this wont ever be an issue
how do YOU benefit from these explicitly anti-consumer practices?
What anti-consumer practices? not being able afford it?
How does Nintendo being able to brick your console for any reason benefit you?
It's not gonna happen to me because my switch is not modded
How does Nintendo suing PocketPair to make their game Palworld worse benefit you?
I don't give a shit about some early access chinkslop
Good, total brown people death
The most telling times is when Nintendo shows it’s jealous. I understand the thought process when they go after a rom site or something. When they shutdown a game like AM2R it’s clear they don’t like being one-upped.
Its kinda funny how Nintendo pirates are way louder. Like that guy who loudly promoted hacking peoples' Switches, and now he's going to court and refuses to get a lawyer so he can defend himself.
Hmm, shouldn’t be a problem then. My Switch 1 has been hacked and offline for years, and I’ve asked everyone I know, and they said they don’t own a Switch 2.
consolefags shitpost over PC users not owning their own games
consolefags dont even own their own hardware
Lmao
It doesn't benefit me, but it does not negatively impact me in any way either.
Spite has nothing to do with it. All that matters is how many Pokemon games it has.
yet whites can't breed women kek
how do YOU benefit
I get to laugh when retards brick their $450 console.
That's assuming it actually gets hacked this time.
democratically controlled workplace
why the fuck would I be going online or agreeing to any of their terms? I'm not paying for nintendo shitty online
This literally only affects pirates and its not like pirates are connecting their consoles to the internet to begin with or pay money for nintendo games. Why do you subhuman apes make these threads when literally NOBODY cares about this because it literally affects nobody except drooling retards?
Waste of a thread. Waste of air. This post is also a waste. Fuck off
That's exactly the same as Xbox and Playstation, you fucking muppet.
This literally only affects pirates
Are you sure about that?
the Steam Deck will be a viable option for most Switch 2 games
Not him, but I agree. When Switch 2 emulation hits, it’ll be stuck on PC / high end laptops for a while. Maybe the Deck2 will be able to run those games well.
semi-related
I’m a fairly recent adopter of the Deck, and it’s crazy how much disinformation there is online about this device. Features like emulation have been so streamlined that you really only need to know the basics (where to get files, what is a root folder, how to search error codes, etc.) to get set up. Everything else just werks for the most part. Maybe I’m easy to please, but I’ve gotten a kick out of picking up a Bethesda bundle ($3 per game) and seeing the games run better in every way on this handheld than they did on original console release.
This.
Only affects filthy pirates and hardware crackers
So why should I care? I'm buying a Switch 2 to play games, not to stick it to the man or anything.
Why do you subhuman apes make these threads when literally NOBODY cares about this because it literally affects nobody except drooling retards?
Anti-nintendo fags desperately need something to complain about the big bad nintendo
Anti-nintendo fags desperately need something to complain about the big bad nintendo
We’re not desperate for reasons, nintendo gives us a new one every week
They would once they have gotten a taste of power and mortality looking for ways to justify their continued existence at a higher pay grade. Only an idiot would go back down into the salt mines with the rest of the unwashed plebs.
spite is a powerful motivator, the issue will be finding softmods but hardmods (modchips) are likely possible
Yes absolutely you gorilla brained retard
hack switch 2
can no longer be bricked
Pirates win again
Go into battle.
hardmods (modchips)
I'm not spending $500 only to send it to SEA for $300.
The courts would, actually.
Bricking the console is wilfull destruction of property and a criminal offense.
Pirating a game is a matter of a copyright violation and only a civil offense.
Welp. It's not like I could afford the new switch anyways.
Isn't that exactly what shareholders do for publicly traded companies.
Democractically vote on what a company should do according to their best interests?
no they don't lol
And let’s be honest they’re not gonna only use it for those edge cases, they’ll make full use over their complete and total control
And when they step out of line with the public perception, you can stop buying and they'll take a hit. The same with any other company or contract. Why do you think it's legal for a company to steal money from someone for using no-no words online?
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Also nice to know and realize: Europe's legal systems pretty much never feature punitive damages for civil suits, like the US does. As such the worst a copyright claim can result in is the actual damage incurred. That is the loss of a sale of one copy, if you downloaded it. And the loss of an estimate of copies sold towards other potential buyers, if you actually uploaded/shared the material as well.
There's a lot of firms, esp. in Germany, specialized in scare-mongering and getting people to enter into agreements to pay ludicrous sums in 'damages' to avoid being taken to court though. But afaik a number of times such cases actually did make it to court, they were dismissed entirely.
I see what you mean.
Try Settings->Graphics Settings->Hacks->Texture Cache Accuracy.
Set that to Safe.
That worked for me.
If you're a right winger and you're defending capitalism you're genuinely retarded.
you don't even have to add the defending capitalism part!
You shouldn't connect a modded console to the internet in the first place, just don't be a fucking retard if you want to pirate.
S-stop telling me the obvious, tendie bootlicker! I need an excuse to make multiple seethe threads about nintendo!
let's say some anon here runs for office
My sides, I would hope they would be disqualified any way possible.
Publicly traded companies were designed to produce cheap cars and washing machines, not art. They are complete cancer on videogames and it's totally valid to say capitalism fucks with the art and entertainment industries. The best way to fund art has always been through wealthy patrons or self funded.
All of the replies to you have proven once and for all that tendies are the biggest faggots in the gaming world.
no, they're right. shareholders are the most evil people on the planet. capitalism itself can be okay but the ruling of ford vs dodge ruined it.
reuters.com
You realize "shareholders" are, for the most part, just normal people right? It's your money that gets pooled in the form of funds, whether pension or retail, as well as just leaving it in the bank that makes up the stock in major companies
someone with 20 shares is a lot different from someone with 20% of the shares. the former has next to no say, the latter does and will sue if the company doesn't try to maximize their profits. nearly everything going to shit can be traced back to trying to appease shareholders. hiring worse workers, using worse material, raising prices, etc. ford vs dodge was explicitly about ford doing good things for consumers and his employees but being sued by his shareholders because he wasn't making THEM more money instead. the dodge brothers won, the entire country was ruined with that ruling. you have to do what will make the shareholders the most money or your company will get sued and the board will probably fire you.
brown people problems I guess
I want the industry to burn though
Cringe
Based
nintendo.co.jp
You didn't understand what I said. For Nintendo, as with most companies, the shareholders are made up out of the following groups.
Individual direct shareholders, which for the most own a relatively small amount of shares each, and
Large shareholders, usually banks and investment funds, which do own enough shares to play a role in influencing the company's direction. The thing is, these banks and investment funds are ALSO applying money from normal everyday individuals. In the case of investment funds it's pretty straightforward, they're simply a pooling of money from normal people, like retirees or retail investors. In the case of banks they're using the money you deposit in your savings account - not on your behalf, but they need to invest it in something that's profitable enough that they can pay you interest on the money that you lend them. If these big shareholders DIDN'T care about maximizing profits on their investments, what you'd get is normal everyday people losing their savings and retirement funds, because that's the money that's funding the whole operation. Of course there are some individual big players which are multibillionaires and exert direct influence over companies(not the case with Nintendo), but they make up a relatively insignificant amount of the volume of capital in comparison to banks and investment funds, which again are just a pooling of money from normal people.
those investment firms and banks are the ones behind many of the lawsuits, the issue itself is with the stock market which i think should be entirely abolished to begin with. the whales can tank and boost stocks at will, especially these days when most of the trading is automated and they can predict how the market will move if they buy or sell massive volumes of stocks. it's just crypto with very small bumpers that gets abused by the wealthy as a way to siphon money from the masses. which is why you see influential figures in washington constantly doing insider trading.
that beign said, every publicly traded company has gotten worse. look at fromsoft now releasing 2 live service games as an example. this idea that nintendo doesn't bow to shareholders is peak delusion too, they did just that with the mobile games when the wii u failed. shareholders dictate everything, everything must be done to make money to appease them unless the company is private.