Don’t ask how I know, but here’s what’s coming in GTA 6:

Don’t ask how I know, but here’s what’s coming in GTA 6:

There are 7 full-length stories (think GTA IV + its expansions), with 10 total playable characters. Some, like Jason & Lucia or the duo in Real Dimez, are swappable à la GTA V. However, you can’t switch between stories mid-game. Only Real Dimez is fully co-op; the rest are single-player. Stories are partially connected. The game’s massive—around 700 GB. Each storyline runs 35–92 hours. The map spans two U.S. states: Leonida (Vice City) and Gloriana (Braplanta), plus a mysterious South American island. You install the base game, then pick which stories to download.

STORY BREAKDOWN:

Jason & Lucia (~50 hrs): Jason, an ex-military undercover cop, plans to betray his girlfriend Lucia. She finds out, flees to Braplanta, teams up with Dre’quan, and kills Jason halfway—he becomes unplayable.

Cal Hampton (~42 hrs): A conspiracy nut obsessed with “Writit” (Reddit spoof) and a sanitized Anon Babble. Missions revolve around wild internet theories. Chaotic and unpredictable.

Boobie Ike (~35 hrs): Focuses on buying and managing properties across both states. More strategy, less action.

Dre’quan Priest (~60 hrs): A gangland saga parodying the Tupac/Death Row era. Includes rap battles, gang wars, and cameos by Snoop Dogg & T-Pain. There’s a YNW Melly parody too.

Real Dimez (~92 hrs): The craziest story. Two female rappers pull off wild stunts for clout—twerking, explosions, etc. Fully co-op. Play as one, the other films. Features DWNPLY (Gunplay parody) voiced by a real Florida rapper. Think Saints Row meets GTA. Closely ties in with Dre’quan and Boobie Ike’s arcs.

Raul Bautista (~85 hrs+): Heist-focused. Every bank is robbable—even the Braplanta Federal Reserve. Very tough. Recruit from other stories or play online.

Brian Heder (~37 hrs): Stealth-based drug smuggling. Solid, but less standout.

Braplanta

Also, notes on this: All stories installed are about 700gb. They expect people to install and play 1 or 2 stories at a time.

There are a few cities and towns in Gloriana. Its almost as big as Leonida. Huge amount of side activities.

The online mode in the Raul story is mainly just adding people from your friends list to help with heists. No full story co-op.

Questions?

Yes, Bae-Luxe mentions this in a cutscene during trailer 2.

In a Raul Mission you have the option of looking for heist crewmates. You can choose Bae-Luxe who is performing at a club that day in vice city. They get to talking and she says "I'm from braplanta, like Brap, brap, brap". It happens about 1/3rd through his story.

Also, Real Dimez story is only optionally co-op. If you don't want to be online you can just have switch between the girls and have the other one be controlled by the game.

I might never be coming back on this board. So if you have any questions ask them quick

Why are you gay?

Is it fun?

I ain't reading your wall of bullshit. What about big games causes autism to spike and people to just make up unbelievable trash?

Very likely to be considered the best game of all time by most reviewers.

Cal Hampton's story is the most fun.

Take a fucking hint, dipshit. No one's falling for your """""""""insider info"""""""""" conveniently posted days after we know the names of those characters instead of before.

Why did they onlt show Jason and lucia in the trailer if there's so much more?

They'll release a trailer for every story in the coming months.

This is so clearly fucking bullshit… at most we get the main game and then a post-campaign with a different character

What about all the non main story quests? All the activities and exploration etc

Are there hookers you can hire? Can you get lap dances at strip clubs. And are there male hookers and strippers as well?

Tell me some fun gameplay mechanics in the game. And what's the AI like?

Please just kill yourself. These fake gossip magazine shit threads are as gay as it gets

Be ready for more of these throughout the rest of the year.

Tell me about car physics and ragdolls. Is it improved? Is it trash? I want to know about how cars DEFORM!!!
Also is Online coming out on launch? same day?

braplanta

Kek

Ridiculous amount of side content in every story.

There is a Parody of the NBA and you can play basketball at local courts, end up in local leagues and if you're good enough end up playing for the Vice City Narco's Basketball team. Joining leads to more side missions and you can gain a social media presence from it.

You play against Vice City, San Fierro, Liberty City, Blatanta, Las Venturas San Andreas, Carcer City.

The basketball system is very well done. You can also upgrade your individual stats, shooting, stealing, etc.

(Braplanta)

Braplanta Federal Reserve

I'm from braplanta, like Brap, brap, brap

Yes and yes. as far as I know, no male hookers. 1 gay club though.

Seriously what about this?

Braplanta

Real Dimez (92 hours)

low quality b8

Oh, nevermind then.

This is such unbelievably bullshit that I actually believe it

holy retards in this thread cant understand a joke

nobody cares. tell the faggots to remove the shitty girlboss female protagonist. no actual gta fan ever wanted a female protagonist. literally only the newfags who started with GTA 5 wanted that cancer.

only 2 games because retarded blacks and 10 year olds kept dumping money into GTA online. fuck off you're not welcome on Anon Babble reddit faggot.

most shark card purchasers were low iq white children

san andreas

girlfriends have a whole dating minigame with unlocks and a cut hot coffee minigame

IV

girlfriends have unlocks

V

there are girlfriends, they can text you three times

VI

you play as the girlfriend

do you think dating will even be included in VI?
will female protagonist be able to use ̶p̶r̶o̶s̶t̶i̶t̶u̶t̶e̶s̶ sex workers?

There is a dedicated hunting mode where you can only use hunting weapons. You can build a social media following off this and it opens up more missions. This mode is unavailable as Real Dimez and Boobie Ike. Everyone else can do it though.

uh huh that's why i said 10 year olds you low iq fuck. obviously you're a seething brown and had to specifically mention it was white 10 year olds due to your inferiority complex of being an unintelligent weak manlet just like every other brown.

Yeah, you can date Dre'quan as Lucia.

You can Date as either one of the real dimez girls. Can't remember but I think Raul can too.

You think I give a fuck what some random anon thinks? Stop crying over pointless shit.

You have to be at least 18 to post here.

Answer me faggot

you sound like a bald tranny

Most retarded OP of the year congrats

First off learn some manners, I don't have to do this.
Ragdoll physics is like in V but heavily enhanced for realism.

Car physics is like somewhere inbetween V and IV. A little different and tries to be realistic without being annoying.

GTA Online will launch 1 to 2 months after the game. Its expected everyone will be very busy with the story so there will be a short wait and advertising campaign.

Real Dimez Co-op and Raul Online Heist Co-op is immediately available.

not one random anon. everybody except you and your samefag brown buddy agrees redditors need to fuck right off and get their throats slit.
you sound like a 5'6 skinnyfat brown boy who needs to post the fictional white video game character as a mog. fuck off you dyel pathetic faggot. i'm tired of browns because you guys are easy as fuck to kill and we choose not to eradicate you.

You don't even know what samefag means and you're telling me to fuck off? 95% of this board is going to play and enjoy VI but keep thinking you're a majority because you screech the loudest.

so their longest story is a coop feature of two female rappers while one just records the other on their in game phone?

Anyway Going Over Some Of the Stories.

Cal Hampton: This story is easily the most fun. You are a conspiracy theorist who basically goes around both states doing missions based on internet rumours/conspiracies. There is a parody version of reddit called writit. You go on conspiracy subreddits and click on a thread with some crazy conspiracy and do a wild mission to investigate whatever conspiracy theory is trending that day. There is also a toned down parody of Anon Babble with conspiracy side missions. Some of the conspiracies turn out to be true. This story is mostly a comedy.

Very similar style missions to the san andreas area 51 mission.

You get put on a IAA watchlist and sometimes agents follow you around. You can break into the IAA building and hack the computers to put you off the watchlist. If you do any more conspiracy missions you get put back on. Whether you are or aren't on the list heavily influences the story.

I don't have to do this.

Yea why are u doing this?

Ragdoll physics is like in V but heavily enhanced for realism

So it's shit. Not anything similar to GTA IV?

A little different and tries to be realistic without being annoying.

how "little"

This is a very important question: can you jump from great heights (like out of planes) and land in water without dying? I know it's more realistic but it sucks the fun out of things.

I really didn't go into much detail at all, but there is so much to cover, it would be nuts to try.

All these stories are basically full games with individual mechanics.

Try and think about the differences between the original vice city and san andreas.

There are a huge number of story missions for real dimez, but some missions require a number of followers so there is a grind. To unlock most of the extra missions and end missions you need followers.

They may have made this story so long because they want people to get in the habit of playing the game with their friends online. Its the only full Co-op mode that has free roam co-op

95% of this board is going to play and enjoy VI but keep thinking you're a majority because you screech the loudest.

this board's been shit ever since they banned all the people that actually play video games during gamergate, so yeah no shit you fucking reddit newfag. actual Anon Babble users aren't excited for this ubisoft girlboss cancer. kill yourself. i would if it was legal.

Nope you die. Parachute movement is way more fun though.

It's gonna be a 7/10 just like every gta game. I'm not really impressed by "muh content". In singleplayer gta 5 all side content was trash, not a single Strangers and Freaks mission was fun or at least interesting except maybe the alien one with michael. And shit like triathlon was a fucking borefest where you did nothing but spam (A) / (X)

Cope harder retard, VI will be the greatest game made in the last decade or so.

LONDON!

this board's been shit ever since they banned all the people that actually play video games during gamergate

Then why are you still here? You don't play video games? Keep screeching.

Wow so it's like sonic adventure? Aw yeah, this is happenin.
If the Latina does not rip nasty bubbly farts, the game is not realistic enough.

This may have killed my hype for the game. I hope you're making up shit for (You)s (which I suspect you are)

It's gonna be 9/10.

I don't believe they will have 2 states ready at launch
How will they block the Gloriana border before they're ready for its expansion?

but just as a disclaimer, I may have told a few fibs in this.

I might have just said things that I thought seemed likely. I have no direct ties to rockstar, its just what my buddy at school told me. Seemed legit so I ran with it.

Bye.

Bye Felicia

at school

ban this cringey ass kid

dont ask how i know

Stopped reading right there

you don't play video games, you normalfaggot fuck, you started gaming in 2014 on the xbox one. actual gamers aren't hyped for the ugly brown woman game aimed at casual gaming normies who started with GTA 5. it isn't even directed by the same guys from RDR2, let alone all the other GTAs.

ok now go back to indieslop u uninteresting faggot.

you're not a big boy lil bro go do some homework now make your momma proud.

liberal brown newfaggots like you are easy to physically harm.

Based

u wish delulufag. enjoy Anon Babble how u like all these GTA threads bitchboy, it's only gonna get better as release date approaches. Fuck your family too while you're here.

Actually my first console was the PS1. Not screech more.

seething tranny

lmao

Anon Babble is getting baited by a fucking high schooler

probably actually a middle schooler seeing how he types

Embarrasing!

Twerking is one hell of a wild stunt damn

I'll just admit it, I'm not exactly lying, but all of this is very subtly hinted through website information and trailers. You can JUST ABOUT figure it out.

If this turns out to be true, rockstar, don't come at me I'm just having fun and basically took very educated guesses. All super specific guesses are either shit I read off the internet or completely made up.

So thats the reason this is only MAYBE fibs.

Ps5 doesn't even have 700gb, try harder with your AI fan fiction.

I'll just admit it, I'm not exactly lying, but all of this is very subtly hinted through website information and trailers. You can JUST ABOUT figure it out.

If this turns out to be true, rockstar, don't come at me I'm just having fun and basically took very educated guesses. All super specific guesses are either shit I read off the internet or completely made up.

So thats the reason this is only MAYBE fibs

Yeah bro, I can also figure out you are a faggot by the way you are very subtly redditspacing your posts, go back to plebbit.

700gb game??? That's insane!!!

This is such fucking low level bait in amused your retarded thread even got this far? So Jason is an undercover cop huh? For what reason? Lucia isn’t a high level criminal and why would he be waiting for her to be released from jail and previously had been in a relationship with her? Also how do you explain his casual day job of collecting rent from stilt home people on Vice beach while also robbing convenience stores, which I assume we be a gameplay segment of him collecting rent from an overdue tenant so he takes the cash out of the register instead. Also explain how he’ll knowingly participate in regular GTA style missions where he’s murdering cops and civilians and blowing shit up. Those questions right away should kill this gay thread

It's some underage redditfag ruining Anon Babble. Mods ban and delete the thread u useless retards.

liberal

I see, so you're just shizoposting. Good to know.

seething lonely brown boy samefags multiple times to feel like he has friends

Ok you got me I apologize.