So are you buying it, anons?

Got a Switch 2 preordered, with Mario Kart in the bundle. Gonna get Bravely Default digital on release. Excited for the Pokemon Scarlet and Violet patch and the GameCube games too.

Got the Thursday it releases and the day after off work too. I'm genuinely really excited and hope I get to spend that long weekend playing Mario Kart with you guys.

my wife is going to want the new kirby air ride so i figured i may as well preorder the system. local electronics website says it'll arrive somewhere between the release date and 3 weeks later. no rush.

Why do Americans love Nintendo?
They elected Trump.
Nintendo isn't an American company.

REEEEEEEE how dare game developers take anti-piracy measures

Let me guess, you’re Brazilian.

Let me guess, you don't own a home or any substantial properties and have always been at the whims of your parents or landlord. I wouldn't expect a lower tax bracket to understand.

hahaha the switch and 3ds is sooo easy tooo hack guys just a paperclip

ok no more hacking we are bricking it if you do

NOOO nintendo is so jewish for this!!!! LET ME HACK LET ME HACK

Get fucked kid

Pre-ordered a month ago

Gonna buy 4 this time.

Schizo gibberish.

If you are somehow able to hack a Switch 2 then it doesn't matter jack shit what Nintendo says they're going to do.

she owes me sex

not into tendie shit

Splatoon is the reason I got the Switch. Splatoon is my expected reason for getting Switch 2, if I do, however, I feel Splatoon 3's been worse than 1 and 2 for me, so Idk if I'll get Switch 2 at all.

no thanks, nintendo is cheaper and greedier than ever

Quick rundown? Did they change anything?

See you there, brother

Shut the fuck up you piece of shit french faggot you don't get to make fun of anyone
This is an english website and I'm going to buy my switch 2 no matter how expensive it is because I'm not a broke slug like you

They updated their terms yesterday to say that they can "render your account and/or console useless" if you attempt to hack it in anyway which im going to call bullshit because they did the same thing in the 3ds days

3 was made unfun by the forced dailies rewards for me. It's also disapointing that the whole game doesn't have the "wasteland" feel the trailer had. But 3 seems to have been rushed out the doors when the switch lasted longer than expected, I hope 4 will be like Mario Kart, a game that had all the time they needed to implement everything.

im going to call bullshit because they did the same thing in the 3ds days

Exactly. If you've hacked your Switch then the threat is redundant anyway lol.

0 games interest me so far and the fact that the mario team is working on the god awful looking DK shovelware game instead of an actual game, means that I am free to wait for the OLED model

Yeah when I actually can as I failed to get the preorder.
I doubt there will be Anon Babblekends this place is dead.

you know, being a retard like that is only acceptable in closed safe spaces, like your discord or tumblr

I don't even feel like replying with a random crying wojak pic

Do you come with the Switch?

Yeah I want to play mid bananza, I love the stutters like Tears of the Wild that game was an amazing stuttery experience, can't wait to play more mid slop from Nintendo

seething :)

*throw peanut*

$90 for new games

1080p

40fps

Hells nah. If I'm paying $500+ for a new console, it's got to have at least 4k resolution, 60fps. And fuck paying $90 for a new game. I might as well upgrade my PC if you gotta start charging $90 for games.

Nintendo's greedy ass can't even have the decency to make their console as powerful as a PS5 Pro. Their consoles are always like 1 generation behind everyone else. Switch 2 isn't worth the price at launch especially with all the scalpers inflating the price for one.

Definitely won't buy at release that's for sure. Between the price they are asking for and release titles like Red Faction DK and the Open World MK i'm definitely not in any rush to buy one. Maybe in 1 or 2 years after a good price drop, a solid line up of Japanese games and of course a better selection of Nintendo exclusives. Then we'll talk.

4k 60pfs

not 120fps

Found the utter shitter

yeh but not at launch.
i think mkw, dk bananza, air ride 2, and prime 4 is a pretty solid lineup for this year. bananza in particular looks really fun, and all the schizo theories that have come up in the last couple of weeks have increased my interest.

how much for her?

Maybe if I find one at a lower price, this thing is pretty expensive.

No. I'm not going to buy it.
I already paid for everything in advance

I dont want to pay 80$ for a new game, so no.

to make me erect a dispenser

it's unethical to buy nintendo stuff

emulating more likely

Probably but i'm in no rush to grab one day 1 and pay the fuel to drive to the city or postage to get it delivered, next time i'm in the city i'll stop in at a few stores to see if I can get one, besides there's really only one game i'm interested in so i'm happy if there's a shortage to let the people who will get more out of it have one first

No. there are always some retards who go online or accidentally updated their switch and went back to OFW, then booted their pirated game. usually clueless casuals who bought it pre-hacked from a marketplace.

For what has to be at least the 20th time I've seen this exact kinda thread,
NO.
Nintendo may have had moments of soulless bloodless corporate shenanigans here and there, but switch 2 feels like the final form of pro N and anti consumer
Fortunately, consoomers will make up for those with a brain, and those who can't afford it, so Nintendo will be incentivized to keep doing this shit because it makes the share holders oh so happy

I would buy it if they had updates for all Xeno games, but the starting lineup is honestly garbage and I'm not paying $80 for 7 hour 3D platformers.

no. why would I buy an all digital console?

i would buy a gf

I'm guessing those threads are attempt at rage bait, it's always like this, people on Anon Babble complains about something therefore others will take stand to the opposite side to piss them off and troll.

these retards don't understand what all digitital means. the only viable option IS if you can hack it. if not you're just a retard wasting your money on games that you won't own forever unlike anyone physical cart

No games

new mario Kart

8 Deluxe is better

New Donkey Kong

It has no objective. The whole game is an empty world tech demo.

Already did. Bought pretty much all non key-card versions of the physical games, plus lots of accessories. The fun fact is that every incel on this board calls me manchild for this but I am literally a chad that fucks a different hot woman every weekend (then dumps them and breaks their heart)

I wish more people would realize how scummy the Japanese are.

not at launch there is no single game i want to play other than f zero and zelda

theyre transphobic

8 Deluxe is better

You literally don't know this and even if you did, it's the same game it has been for a decade now. I'm tired of 8 Deluxe man

You don't even play video games

>child face

>adult body

Do westoids unironically think asian women look like a CHILD? no wonder you faggots are so aggressive in censoring anime styled games. maybe because your women age like milk in comparison?

nope, I'll wait until there's more games
same as I did for the switch, and when it's simpler to mod it
I have more than enough games to play anyway
it's fine for people who just want to jump on a new thing immediately but that's a fool's game

woah you have a wife?

your money on games that you won't own forever unlike anyone physical cart

And then what? You gonna put that cartridge into another Switch in 20 years? What about all the post launch patches and bug fixes? Do you see how fucking useless physical media is now?

I don't really get the point of buying this console if I can just pirate all of the games and play them at better settings on my pc