Union Aerospace Corporation

Welcome to Mars, marine…

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Best doom

100% agreed.

I'm here because there seems to be some serious problems

Dr Benigger

People always complain about the shotgun but that pistol man. I'm not saying it doesn't work but the way it sounds. Even looks. Just why?

Back when Doom was actually Doom

The artificial firing delay is the worst
You expect a pistol to fire as fast as you pull the trigger but nope, this one won't let you

People always complain about yo mama’s pussystank too, but don’t see me mentioning it!

I always thought Mars City was the comfiest place and I would loved to work there. Barring the demon invasion

Yeah, even after the Demonic Invasion it was still kinda comfy, desu…

ywn hang out with your marine buddies after a patrol in the cafeteria and play super turbo turkey puncher 3

Why live

Drinking a space soda. Watching space news. Raising and lowering the space shutters. Sleeping in your space bed. Sigh…

Using space toilet to take a space dump…

Doom is still Doom

Is it really a space bed if it's on Mars? Wouldn't it be your Mars bed? With you drinking brewskis in your Mars Bar?

Said no one ever

I did. :)

Said everyone always

I was just saying this.

Holy THIS!!!

brewskis

Fuck off, alcoholdrinker.

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Ah yup I'm just gonna borrow this ol' Booty magazine for a spell...

How could we know Dr. Betruger would betray us? Nobody on this godforsaken planet knows any German.

You couldn't tell from how he looks and talks? He's like the villain in a Disney movie, you can instantly tell who it is because they always look and talk like an asshole.

I still think Doom 3's "virtual finger" plus in-game UI buttons was the coolest shit ever

Gameplay aside, the aesthetics are peak. Doom 2016 was pretty faithful too.

Fuck you, I'm gonna enjoy my Mars Lite and you can't stop me.

Kek

I've never quite understood Resurrection of Evil's setting. It's two years after the events of Doom 3 but it's as if a lot of the data catalogued about the events was just omitted or forgotten which probably includes the testimony of the Doom 3 marine. Earth's government should know how dangerous Mars is and prohibit travel to it indefinitely and disband the UAC. Instead the UAC is able to renew its program and the same events unfold again.

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OH MY SCIENCE
IT'S SO GRITTY AND MATURE

Because of this game I always turn around when I open a door.

I don't think you know how evil megacorps work in real life.

My dad told me corporations are able to file taxes as an individual person instead of a giant corporation. I have no idea if that's true. If so that sounds pretty stupid.

The only real downside of doom 3 is the shotgun is so OP most of the other weapons basically aren't needed.

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I really like grenades

Whoops we opened the portal to hell, killed everyone on the base and Earth was almost invaded and destroyed

Oh that sounds bad

Can we do it again?

Sure

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Yeah but they’re fun to use. Especially the plasma rifle.

3 is literally closest thing to OG Doom gameplay.

True doom spirit

LOL

Reminder to thank Martian Buddy for the free BFG

He probably got put in confinement after this to silence witnesses. Poor guy.

the doom 3 plasma gun has the best sounding reload noise ever put into a game

There are scenarios when that is possible yes.

It is though? OG Doom is slow and cumbersome. 3 feels far more like OG Doom than NuDoom.

game comes on see deees

This is why it is the scariest doom game.

I don't know if it's the best but it's my favorite.

It's Aliens kinda situation where the megacorp is nearly indistinguishable from state. And as dangerous as the place is, studying this existential-level threat that redefines our understanding of universe is the only viable option.

They're fun.

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It was okay but wouldn’t replay it again

I don't see how that could ever be a good thing.

If you are said corpo then lower taxes which is all that matters.