Which way Pokè man?

I love hags.

All of the above

Sir that’s a dog

male trainers and male pokemon

Gotta catch 'em all, anon.

yes

I split into 3 of me and take each route

Left or Right?

Animal lolibabas.

left

It depends if I will become a social pariah or not for fucking my pokemon

Isn't Delia in her late 20s? She's not a hag.

Animal hags

To the fat and beyond!

Imagine touching her armored tits

Any and all as long as they're morbidly obese.

hag

I bench the one handed to me and catch the nearest flying type as my true starter.

Left and right but only when they have huge tits

hags

Any pokegirl butt lineup?

No Olivia, Olympia, Agatha, Wicke or Drasna in hag section

i'm picking no option without the best hags on the table.

lana, gardevoir, jenny

something that already exists

fantasy creatures that defy the laws of reality

something that already exists

Tough choice

Isn't Jessie actually supposed to be 14?

multi-track drifting

Well played.

Based

Animal oyakodon, duh. What kind of fucking question is that?

Left and right, duh

Remove right

10 is too old for me.

Actually gay

left

Idk why you'd pick a monster game to lust over basic human girls. There's plenty of that elsewhere.

Animals easy.

hags

same reason why left is better than right

How is my taste in in-game teams?

How many of these would you fuck

Is this an actual question?

at least 7

Cynthia my goddess and mistress of my AWC (average white cock)

Left easily

Left so they can be dicked down into being fertile hags in the future.

To this day, I still have them saying they can't imagine a world without zinc.

cutiefly

rotom

sharpedo

Odd inclusions

snorlax

urshifu

Never really seen lewds of them but would

also I SEE YOU PALWORLD CAT

This is the singular game winning argument for why left will always surpass right. Left will eventually always become right and can be enjoyed at all stages, while right can only (quickly) age into disgusting bags of dust and elephant skin.

Left but I prefer Bonnie who is under 10

Pokehebes for life, each generation adds more breedable girls.

misty was older than me when the anime debuted, so it doesnt make me a pedo

pokelolis belong to pokeshotas

HAGods

pregnant

While that's more to my taste it kinda puts into perspective how stupid the idea that calling a woman in her early 30s a hag is

Ain't no way an actual hag is gonna be having kids

why are MILFs being described as hags now
I don't get it

Actually straight

3DPD problems

Don't care.

Overuse of terms results in lost of their original meaning. I've seen people refer to characters as MILFS, even though they canonically don't have children.

not every hag is a milf and not every milf is a hag
they are different things

Where do the 20-somethings go on here?

Hag is explicitly older woman
Synonymous with cake which I find to be a better term to use anyway
Also synonymous with cougar but I feel like cougar is older than cake
I've also seen the whole onee-san/oba-san thing to convey "miss" or "ma'am"

MILFs are called hags because most people prefer the mature aspect of MILF over the M part which is the whole reason they're called that. A fucking 19 year old can technically be a MILF but nobody would call them that

Wicke did it better

Right, any day of the week.

into the trash

Literally me and my gf

No man can't truly understand life until he has tried to walk all paths in life

my hand in marriage
we need to rescue girls like Jesse from their lives of crime

past 18 = hag

look mom I posted it again

The middle path at upper left to get loli animals like kirlia, braixen and gothorita

loli pokemon with huge boobs

Surprised you didn't go with the ever hilarious totally original "double digits= hag" like this retard